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02-05-2007, 01:40 AM
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►SouthOfHeaven
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I no longer have BLACK POO !!! YAY
You dont know how happy i was to make this announcement to my family. LOL
This actually happened a few days ago but i figured i would share since this is gfy and all. If theres a moral to this story it is " dont go the internet for medical advice" I had a flu recently you may have seen my thread "dont fart when you have the flu " About day#2/3 of my flu i noticed i had black feces(poo), and i dont mean dark green i mean black tar looking stuff ( i hope your not eating ) Of course im concerned but its the weekend and im already sick so i dont wanna go the emergency for black poo, so i turn to trusty old google. Oh shit i'm gonna die. its blood in the intestine and cancer and dear god i had everything under the sun lol . sweating bullets i was.. Even the doctor had bad things to say the next day " you sure its black not green ?" me - " nope its like black as black" " blood in the intestine" he says looking worried , sends mme for x-rays Now the strange thing was my old lady was also sick and she also had the same black feces affliction , but the doctor didnt seem to care.. Now it was the flu but everything i looked at said the same thing . blood , if its black its old blood. even the doc.. I havent gotten the tests back from doc but a few days later the poo turned to brown again and i feel better so musta been the illness.. what i think it was is pepto bismal , but the doctor didnt think so.. i hadnt eaten anything for 3 days , and i mean NOTHING , except pepto bismal, valiums and water so it musta just been a wierd coincidence or pepto turns black when your sick
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02-05-2007, 01:41 AM
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►SouthOfHeaven
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p.s. $10 says this thread gets more views/replies than my biz threads today
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02-05-2007, 01:43 AM
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lol...glad the story had a happy ending
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02-05-2007, 01:47 AM
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Blow Me U Geeks
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Glad ya feeling better and shittin normal again
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02-05-2007, 01:48 AM
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happy to hear you're ok
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02-05-2007, 01:49 AM
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perverted justice decoy
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did you give the doctor a stool sample?
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02-05-2007, 02:15 AM
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i've seen this/had this. it was the pepto. get a new fucking doctor.
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02-05-2007, 02:16 AM
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it was the pepto.
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02-05-2007, 02:30 AM
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im glad im not the only one who almost died of a heart attack after searching google for medical symtoms
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02-05-2007, 02:37 AM
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LOL... duh! Of course it was the fucking pepto. It has bismuth in it, and it makes your shit turn black.
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