Contest: Win Thousands in Cash for the best Phoenix Forum Story

[Juicy D. Links]

ololololololololol

[Cory W]

I think I may enter this.

[Shok]

funny, I have a Cory story as well ;)

[Kimo]

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Someone needs to tell the story of when Hank from MrSkin walked flat into a 7 foot tall cactus. He had cactus spikes sticking in him from head to toe!

hahahaha

[Peaches]

I will always think Shok's is the best because it was one of the first of many of these episodes and so many people and so much time went into it. It can only be equalled by that happened at the Westin in Hollywood with his favorite gay male content...........

[corvette]

Originally Posted by Shok

funny, I have a Cory story as well ;)

lets hear it

[SeanE]

Some great stories on here.

I think watching Momma Cadwell put a few of the girls down with shots will have to be in my top 5 memories. The other 4 I am still waiting on permission to tell from all parties involved.

[BrettJ]

Shok has some of the best convention stories / debacles

[Cory W]

Originally Posted by corvette

lets hear it

I have to guess he is referencing my ambush interview story. Something I have mentioned has been up for everyone to read for months now.

I didn't enter it because I felt it was wrong, seeing it was a part of the Ambush. : )

[Juicy D. Links]

I have a story on how I caught Cory giving fellatio to a tranny

[karlm]

Lets get this bumped

[Juicy D. Links]

I have more stories i will write em ltr today

[Shok]

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

I have to guess he is referencing my ambush interview story. Something I have mentioned has been up for everyone to read for months now.

I didn't enter it because I felt it was wrong, seeing it was a part of the Ambush. : )

I dont know, I never read an ambush interview with you, guess I should look it up.

[Juicy D. Links]

I winnbnbnbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Cory W]

Originally Posted by Shok

I dont know, I never read an ambush interview with you, guess I should look it up.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...t=ambush+we g

Post 178

Really not much to hold over my head at this point.

[Shok]

who said I was ever holding anything over your head?

[SBJ]

Originally Posted by heymatty

Not much of funny story but I asked Marta to marry me at the forum in 2003 Without all that free booze I'd probably be a free man still

We liked phoenix so much after that trip we moved here a while back and live in Scottsdale now.

To give me a shot of winning here is a picture of Marta's ass I took walking to the pool at the hotel back then.

Yeah 2003 was my first show and it was great hanging out with you that year at that club with scottie sweetapples (who i owe my life to for finding me a new house to close on tomorrow ) , shawn and anyone remember johnie k


I'm sure i could tell many good stories but most of them involved too much alcohol to really remember them fully but i must say that is the one weekend I look forward to all year and I can't wait to check back into the Palms then end of March!

[corvette]

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

Yeah 2003 was my first show and it was great hanging out with you that year at that club with scottie sweetapples (who i owe my life to for finding me a new house to close on tomorrow ) , shawn and anyone remember johnie k

[SBJ]

Originally Posted by corvette

haha yup that be the one! Him and Scottie were the first 2 people I met in Phoenix when I lived here in 2002 just starting out in this biz


anyways more stories!

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

For this story we will use the person called "Nameless" for privacy issues


Nameless was coming back to the hotel with some chciks.... he fell into the fountain outside the hotel..... so nameless messed up his cell phone and camera.... so nameless brought the chick back to room... nameless took chick into shower and got his freak on....

there was semen spillage.

i think we all know who that was

[WebmasterX]

Originally Posted by corvette

[10:40] Webmaster X: Rochard Storys are all the Same .....

I never said that.

[MaDalton]

btw - i'm really looking forward to this years forum, i booked everything already for the 26th so that i can enjoy the local club scene a bit more than last time. cause that was really my highlight last year - being taken through Phoenix by Mark in the CCbill limo - and although my memory is quite blurred i still have visions of nice girls (especially some chick called "Amy" - i wonder who that was ) and naked asses. maybe mark can help me - i remember the presence of cameras

[corvette]

Story from Frank Cadwell:

When I was growing up on the farm many years ago, I had many sleazydreams. However, it was not until many years later, at the 2003 Forum, that I was able to meet the original SLEAZYDREAM

So now every time I see Scott (sleazydream), he walks up and introduces himself as ?sleazydream?. I always respond wide-eyed with ?you mean THE SLEAZYDREAM? WOW??

[SleazyDream]

Originally Posted by corvette

Story from Frank Cadwell:

When I was growing up on the farm many years ago, I had many sleazydreams. However, it was not until many years later, at the 2003 Forum, that I was able to meet the original SLEAZYDREAM

So now every time I see Scott (sleazydream), he walks up and introduces himself as ?sleazydream?. I always respond wide-eyed with ?you mean THE SLEAZYDREAM? WOW??

I always wondered where that comment he always makes to me came from.........

[corvette]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

btw - i'm really looking forward to this years forum, i booked everything already for the 26th so that i can enjoy the local club scene a bit more than last time. cause that was really my highlight last year - being taken through Phoenix by Mark in the CCbill limo - and although my memory is quite blurred i still have visions of nice girls (especially some chick called "Amy" - i wonder who that was ) and naked asses. maybe mark can help me - i remember the presence of cameras

sure, you guys had great magnetism

[MaDalton]

nice pics


i really forgot about that
(the pics, not her)

[SweetT]

Phoenix Forum Stories, huh? Nope, sorry, I have never been to a Phoenix Forum, your honor. I swear ;)

Seriously, I will need some time to see if I can come up with a story that I can post...maybe I can find one good enough to win but that won't incriminate too many people!!!


--T

[webmasterchecks]

this is going to be my first forum, looking forward to it

[corvette]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

This VIDEO needs no storyyyyyyyyyyyy


WE INTERVIEWED FRANCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK




http://www.nymalegigolos.com/cms/videos/franck.wmv

i know thats not a story, but nice catch, i think we all felt you guys really bonding there, $250, and you still have a chance for the big prize

[Cory W]

It is 10:30am when I open the door to my hotel room. I am flanked by a bell boy that just one year ago, wanted me to set up a sex scene between him and the infamous Extreme Holly.

?There is a fucking tree blocking the courtyard. Can they move the fucking tree? I don?t have time to move rooms. I am on a schedule.?

I had requested a courtyard view. My view was blocked by a big fucking tree. I wanted to saw the branches off. But I knew that would not be appropriate and well, I do care about the environment.

Whatever.

?You want your bags in the corner??
The bell boy asked, hoping to avoid my tree dilemma.

I couldn?t get my mind off that fucking tree. Even when I looked away from it, I felt branches taunting me. I love having a view of the courtyard so I know who is at breakfast.

10:45am.

As I am unpacking my suitcase, it becomes apparent that a shoe crisis was in full swing. It was like the movie outbreak, all the shoes were suddenly infected with my disdain. I carry a lot of clothes when I travel because I need options.

The phone rings. I answer.

?Cory? This is Mark Johnson again. Johnny Cash has requested a hotel room for the night.?

?Since when did Johnny Cash become a diva? This is like 2 days from the big event? I will call you back.?
I replied, hanging up the phone in true Hollywood Agent style.

My level of aggravation was now at an unprecedented high for just before 11am. I changed the diva alert system to code red.

We were only two days way from what would soon be known as the infamous Sagauro Soirre. Wegcash and Paycom had collaborated financing, creativity and staffing in an effort to put on one of the more unique events in the history of the adult industry. The past week had been spent dealing with celebrity impersonators that were aimed at ?shocking? our guest, Andy Kaufman style. Hence, the Johnny Cash phone call.

?Johnny wants a hotel room for the night?
I said when Paycom Rand picked up the phone. I never thought I would ever be having such a ridiculous conversation, then again, I never knew a window with a big fucking tree in it was considered a courtyard view.

?Is he even worth that much? Don?t we have Nicholson??

?No. Yes. Goodbye.?
I hang up.

Redial.

?No on Cash. I am not a concierge.?

?You got it.?
Mark said while hanging up.

Redial.

?Do you consider a window with a tree in it a courtyard view??

?Would you like to move rooms sir??

?No. I guess not.?



The next morning, I awoke around 9:30am. One of the tree?s branches had cast a long shadow across the room?s floor. But that didn?t discourage me. In fact, I was excited. When I opened the window, I could hear the sound of new Phoenix Forum arrivals as they wheeled luggage across the courtyard, mingled, laughed, and checked in with Phoenix Forum staff. I was quickly reminded what a great show this is.

Every year, the Phoenix Forum serves as the pinnacle for success of all shows. It is the in demand. The must be seen at show. The one trip you take. The big deal you make. The meeting you can?t miss. The seminar that you don?t sleep through. The show with velvet ropes.

And behind that big tree, I could hear the sound of the 2006 Phoenix Forum as it was beginning in the Hotel?s courtyard. I really couldn?t see who was down there, but it sounded like people I knew.

Another reason for my excitement about the day involved a big basketball game that we planned out months in advance. A group of us intended to head down to a local basketball court and play some ball.

I love basketball. If I hadn?t become a webmaster, I would probably be a point guard in some youth Chinese league. Seriously.

So, just shortly after 1:00pm, the congregation of webmasters sporting bad athletic fashion wear slowly started to fill the Hotel lobby like avian flu at a Vietnamese airpot terminal. Once the first case was confirmed, you suddenly had 12 other cases before you even had a second to work on the first case.

But that was neither here nor there; the important thing was that the ball would soon be in play. On the car ride over, I began to think about how flabbergasted the webmaster community would be when I unveiled my infamous swoop move. Basically, when I take the ball to the hole, I suddenly morph into a combination of Allen Iverson, Kobe Bryant and Leonardo DiCaprio (in a rainstorm, of course). The move has stunned opponents from Venice Beach to Newport Beach for years. They moved to ban the move at the Y years ago.

After several hours of figuring out who had the ball, why some people couldn?t find the court, who was on whose team, which basket each team was using, what points we play to, which ball was the best ball, which ball was too bouncy, which team was unfair, which goal had too much ?lean,? and whether or not the earth?s rotation would effect 3 point shots, the game started.

Within only two minutes of play, disaster struck. Somehow, my knee snapped out of place and I collapsed on the ground. Not only was I laying on the pavement facing north, knee facing southwest, but I was also at the mercy of a herd of webmasters. And I was in agonizing pain. The circle of webmasters formed quickly around me, sympathy poured out, but really no solutions existed. The knee was locked out of place. One webmaster remarked that he was going to vomit.

It was what you call a real shitty situation.

Soon though, Poppy from Jupiter Hosting came over. I looked at him, he looked at me, I said,

?Do it.?

And SNAP.

The knee was back in. However, it was still painful and I now had to figure out how I was going to walk on it at the big show event the next night. The ACL was completely torn and my knee was the size of a softball.

The next morning when I awoke, I had a sense of energy surrounding me that I couldn?t quite pinpoint. I couldn?t walk and soon realized I was trapped in my bed staring at that damn tree. The pain meds were helping. I was just sort of dazed.

?Hey man, open up. I need to talk to you.?

I heard the wall say. Fuck, why was the wall talking to me?

Not good at all.

?Hey man, come here.?

Jesus.

I walked closely towards the wall.

KNOCK KNOCK

Oh my god I thought. It wasn?t the wall at all, it was the connecting door. And while I wasn?t much less hesitant, I did go ahead and open it to find Ynot Bob and Moxxx in mid lock pick. I thought at first that Bob was Jesus and Moxxx was a profit.

?I can barely walk.?
I said, and they offered me a place to lay, leg elevated, still hanging on to a vicodin dream.

?We have been trying o pick your lock all morning. We felt a bad vibe coming from your room.?
Bob said as he adjusted his boxers.

To be honest, I really wasn?t sure what was happening. I started to think I was a part of a man orgy. I asked Moxxx for some water and I quickly swallowed another vicodin. I really didn?t want to be conscious for the orgy.

?It?s the tree.?
I replied.

?What tree??
Bob replied.

?Go look.?

Bob walked through the connecting door that he had been chiseling at for the past three hours.

?Holy shit man.?
Bob cried from the other room. I could only imagine his expression.

?What are you going to do??
He continued.

?I can?t do anything about it.?
I said, vicodin surging through my temples.

?Dude, you can?t see the courtyard!?
Bob said as he and Moxxx began to laugh loudly.

?No shit? I get that.?
I said, picking my leg up from the bed and hobbling back over to my room.

I was damaged goods. I couldn?t see the courtyard. Johnny Cash was being a fucking prick and I was out of vicodin.

Talk about being down and out in Phoenix. I felt as though I needed a miracle.



2 hours later

8:30pm.

?Nicholson is groping me.?
Hot model spouts.

?I will talk to him.?
I replied.

?Where is Rand??
I continued.

?Cory, I am here. Jack is drunk and groping people, did you hear? I am going to talk to him about it.?
Rand said, popping up through the Velvet rope, sporting a true paparazzi outfit.

Why the fuck is Nicholson groping the girls, I thought?
I said under my breath.

?Because you said I could asshole.?
Jack said with flare.

?I never said such a thing!?
I said, hoping my inflection would ensure the masses of females in the vicinity that I didn?t tell Jack Nicholson to put his hand down anyone?s blouse.

?You said it. You did.?
Jack said once again.

And with that the Saguaro Soirre was underway. It was a spectacular event. There were stars. There were big lights. There were lots of cameras. And most of all, with every industry person that flaunted their outfits on our red carpet, a new star was born. The intention to make everyone feel like a huge success had been achieved. Rand and I were ecstatic.

Happiness was in the air.

?Rand! Cory! Fucking Nicholson is hogging the mic!?
The Churchlady screamed.

Happiness was almost in the air.

It was at that point that I realized that a miracle had happened. No, my knee still fucking hurt. Yes, the tree was still blocking my view of the courtyard. But I had nothing to complain about that night. Not a thing. : )

I didn't need Jesus or his profit.

Phoenix Forum: Saugaro Soirree, 2006. Thanks Rand and Paycom.

[Cory W]

Best Cleavage Award


Biggest Pimp Award


The Skin Award


Sexiest Girl Award


Sexiest Guy Award


Branding Award


The Bling Award


Most Uncharacteristic Award


Worst Dressed Award

[Juicy D. Links]

cory i am winning yo just givce up

[Juicy D. Links]

lalalallaal a

[corvette]

contest ends tomorrow

[seeric]

Originally Posted by corvette

i know thats not a story, but nice catch, i think we all felt you guys really bonding there, $250, and you still have a chance for the big prize

jesus if i woulda told my story i woulda won it for sure then. damnit.

actually xxxjay's story would have beat mine, but not by much. i hate protecting innocents.

i may jsut tell it anyhow.

LOL

[corvette]

Originally Posted by A1R3K

jesus if i woulda told my story i woulda won it for sure then. damnit.

actually xxxjay's story would have beat mine, but not by much. i hate protecting innocents.

i may jsut tell it anyhow.

LOL

there is still time!

[BrettJ]

Another one of the good memories from last years Forum, after going to a couple of the suite parties on the first night and having them shut down before people were ready to stop partying... we ran out to the liquor store on day 2 to pick up a couple hundred dollars in booze. That night when the suite parties died down... we set up an impromptu afterhours bar in the hotel lobby where Matt and Erik from SpunkyCash, Jason from MrVids and I sat ... with a bunch of Matt's models pouring drinks for anybody that stumbled up.

I went to bed around 6am... and Matt and Jason were still there laughing. Found them there again at 4pm the next day when I woke up. I'm actually not sure if they ever went to bed... but I know they were still there later that night when I was heading to bed.

[gimilin]

I am wondering who is the winner???

[corvette]

this has been going so well, we have decided to let this ride out until the 22nd of March, a week before this years forum. Winners will be decided by the end of Monday the 26th.

So if you have a story you have not submitted yet, or you want to add any, you now have until the 22nd of March

[Juicy D. Links]

I am gonna winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Pinacolada]

good luck people!!!

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Best Cleavage Award


Biggest Pimp Award


The Skin Award


Sexiest Girl Award


Sexiest Guy Award


Branding Award


The Bling Award


Most Uncharacteristic Award


Worst Dressed Award

You are so right on this. Steve is a huge pimp. LOL

[Juicy D. Links]

I winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn againnnnnnnnnnnn

[Elixir]

congrats Juicy D. Links

[TaDoW]

Ahh yes, Many a good time have been had at the forum :-)

I have so many great stories, it's hard to pick out my favorite...

I think my fav has gotta be 2005.

Brett and I went down there feeling awesome, looking forward to partying with Charles and Lou from Karups. One of the nights down there we hooked up with them, Corvett, Steve Lightspeed, Chris from FTV, Ron, SweetT, and a few others (like a dozen or so local girls) and all piled in to the Party Bus. Out came the Cristal and red party cups and we embarked on our mission to Axis Radius. On the way there, one of the assistants was on the phone with Axis, turned back to Ron and said hey - Young Buck (G-Unit) and Steve Nash(Phoenix Suns) are in the VIP - you wanna party with them?

Ron: **Shakes Head**

Assistant turns back to the phone and says "Naw, we want it... cool... okay."

The party continues for another 15 minutes or so as we roll along to Axis. When arriving, we're ushered in past the 22 mile long "regular" line (saturday night), the 6.3 mile long "VIP" line, and straight through the front entry. On our way up stairs, here come Young Buck and Steve Nash, with the Axis Radius manager behind them, escorting them to the exit!

We kick it there for maybe 2 hours or so ... The usual lineup - Grey Goose & Cristal. We're having a fuckin blast. Awesome environment, Awesome Drinks, Great Company, Great Beats, it was a perfect 10!

At about 1 am we gather our crew and decide to hit the road. When we get back out front there were 2 busses waiting - some of the folks got on one, and headed back to the hotel while others hopped on the other one and headed out to the hills. About 40 minutes later, after twisting and winding our way up a hillside we arrive at an immaculate house. I'm talking LA Movie Star sick. The guy who owned the house ( ) had his assistant let us in - we stroll in and are blown away. Floor to ceiling glass walls overlooking Phoenix. Grey Goose from a Frozen tap at the bar upstairs and down. Amazing Pool in the background with an illuminated erupting volcano and a sick patio and BBQ setup. It was outta control.

We spent some time in the hot tub, took some dips in the pool, and kicked back for the rest of the night - chill evening where we just hung out, courtesy of an awesome host, had an absolute blast sipping on great drinks and conversing with some of the guys who have become some of my closest friends.

Without a doubt, this is the most amazing night out on the town I've ever had.

[SteveLightspeed]

Originally Posted by TaDoW

Ahh yes, Many a good time have been had at the forum :-)

I have so many great stories, it's hard to pick out my favorite...

I think my fav has gotta be 2005.

Brett and I went down there feeling awesome, looking forward to partying with Charles and Lou from Karups. One of the nights down there we hooked up with them, Corvett, Steve Lightspeed, Chris from FTV, Ron, SweetT, and a few others (like a dozen or so local girls) and all piled in to the Party Bus. Out came the Cristal and red party cups and we embarked on our mission to Axis Radius. On the way there, one of the assistants was on the phone with Axis, turned back to Ron and said hey - Young Buck (G-Unit) and Steve Nash(Phoenix Suns) are in the VIP - you wanna party with them?

Ron: **Shakes Head**

Assistant turns back to the phone and says "Naw, we want it... cool... okay."

The party continues for another 15 minutes or so as we roll along to Axis. When arriving, we're ushered in past the 22 mile long "regular" line (saturday night), the 6.3 mile long "VIP" line, and straight through the front entry. On our way up stairs, here come Young Buck and Steve Nash, with the Axis Radius manager behind them, escorting them to the exit!

We kick it there for maybe 2 hours or so ... The usual lineup - Grey Goose & Cristal. We're having a fuckin blast. Awesome environment, Awesome Drinks, Great Company, Great Beats, it was a perfect 10!

At about 1 am we gather our crew and decide to hit the road. When we get back out front there were 2 busses waiting - some of the folks got on one, and headed back to the hotel while others hopped on the other one and headed out to the hills. About 40 minutes later, after twisting and winding our way up a hillside we arrive at an immaculate house. I'm talking LA Movie Star sick. The guy who owned the house ( ) had his assistant let us in - we stroll in and are blown away. Floor to ceiling glass walls overlooking Phoenix. Grey Goose from a Frozen tap at the bar upstairs and down. Amazing Pool in the background with an illuminated erupting volcano and a sick patio and BBQ setup. It was outta control.

We spent some time in the hot tub, took some dips in the pool, and kicked back for the rest of the night - chill evening where we just hung out, courtesy of an awesome host, had an absolute blast sipping on great drinks and conversing with some of the guys who have become some of my closest friends.

Without a doubt, this is the most amazing night out on the town I've ever had.

When you hang out with Ron enough, you start to call nights like that "Thursday night"

[wyldworx]

this thread makes me hard.

[TaDoW]

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

When you hang out with Ron enough, you start to call nights like that "Thursday night"

LOL - yes, it didn't take long for me to find this out, hahaha

[Loryn]

I made someone my bitch for the day, but I can't tell that story nor can I show the pics, but if I did WOAH, would they be funny and it would be a GREAT story. I would win for sure, but I am trust worthy and will never betray my promises.

I have another story that involves pink boxers but once again can't speak of that. DAMN! I guess I have nothing to share.

But Phoenix does rock baby, looking forward to more stories this Forum as well, hopefully to top the rest. tee hee

[corvette]

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I have another story that involves pink boxers but once again can't speak of that. DAMN! I guess I have nothing to share.

yea, you cant tell that one...



[17:09] Lightspeed: everyone in the forum story contest says "damn i can't tell THAT story"