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OMG Jim · 02-24-2007, 11:19 AM

O.K. Today's my wife's birthday and for the past month all she has been talking about is getting a new dog. I've told her "No Way" every day but she won't let up.

So yesterday I told her that if she agreed to some type of sex on a daily basis that she could get the dog. DEAL or NO DEAL? Well she's on her way to pick up her new puppy and he needs a name. Sounds like a DEAL to me!

Here he is so let's see if we can give him a name that fits... All 2 pounds of him!

MaDalton · 02-24-2007, 11:23 AM

i'd say "Marty" cause he looks like:

4Man · 02-24-2007, 11:25 AM

Maybe Jimi

RawAlex · 02-24-2007, 11:25 AM

Spot. Or Spud.

Yanks_Todd · 02-24-2007, 11:28 AM

Tiger, Killer or Randy

LadyMischief · 02-24-2007, 11:30 AM

Nikko would be a good name

Agent 488 · 02-24-2007, 11:31 AM

Oj

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Strickie · 02-24-2007, 11:37 AM

cute pup Jim, I think Gizmo is a good name

Kimo · 02-24-2007, 11:38 AM

aww that is a cute dog

how about Charles

lol

Mike Semen · 02-24-2007, 11:39 AM

I forsee that your sex deal will last exactly up until she has to clean up dogshit off your floor.

mikeyddddd · 02-24-2007, 11:40 AM

Dick N. Daily for a name.

Call him Daily.

OMG Jim · 02-24-2007, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen

I forsee that your sex deal will last exactly up until she has to clean up dogshit off your floor.

You think it will even last that long?

The only name I've come up with is CHILI.

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Spunky · 02-24-2007, 11:49 AM

He looks like a Buster

Scott McD · 02-24-2007, 11:49 AM

'Doggy'

jimthefiend · 02-24-2007, 11:51 AM

Sandwich.

dig420 · 02-24-2007, 11:52 AM

Lil Evil.

Chewy. He looks like a sock chewer.

Sosa · 02-24-2007, 11:52 AM

damn, small one!

rip raster · 02-24-2007, 11:52 AM

I hope you specified that the sex has to be with you

that won't last long anyways, women are notorious for shit like that, probably not the best way to go about getting a dog either

Galina Los · 02-24-2007, 11:57 AM

heh... mb Joy?

Mike Semen · 02-24-2007, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

You think it will even last that long?

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Hehe, at least the dog will have a pragmatic master.

cumbound · 02-24-2007, 12:29 PM

How about "Funk" .. listening to Machine Gun Funk right now

Violetta · 02-24-2007, 12:44 PM

Idefix

pornguy · 02-24-2007, 12:46 PM

I would say call him pornguy, but that will go over as well as calling him N I G G E R.

how about littlebit.

Lonny · 02-24-2007, 12:47 PM

shotzie and snikers comes to mind.

Spunky · 02-24-2007, 12:54 PM

Maybe Niko

EscortBiz · 02-24-2007, 12:58 PM

Pimpdog ? hes getting you laid

shekinah · 02-24-2007, 01:01 PM

I will name it Oddie

Marleys88 · 02-24-2007, 01:05 PM

Crooked I

RazorSharpe · 02-24-2007, 01:25 PM

I'd call him Stains.

Will raise a few eyebrows when people ask what his name is and as an added incentive, when you're at the dog park with him and want to recall him to your side ... imagine the open mouths when you shout "Come Stains Come Stains" ....

Seriously, give this name the consideration it deserves!

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LukieD · 02-24-2007, 01:28 PM

Call it Cat. Guaranteed to get some funny looks when shouting "Here Cat" at your dog in the park!

FuqALot · 02-24-2007, 01:31 PM

uhh.. "coq-un-bloquer"

sexykat · 02-24-2007, 01:33 PM

'cuddles'

fr0gman · 02-24-2007, 01:35 PM

One Word: Juicy

baddog · 02-24-2007, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strickie

cute pup Jim, I think Gizmo is a good name

Precisely the name I was going to suggest.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-24-2007, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

Brown Nose(r)...

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psili · 02-24-2007, 01:49 PM

- Purple
- Cuddly
- Mashy
- Flounder

However, I did dig that "stains" post above. That's pretty funny.

baddog · 02-24-2007, 02:03 PM

goodgirl had an interesting observation.

It looks like he has an exclamation mark (!) on his face, so why not call him Mark.

baddog · 02-24-2007, 02:09 PM

or marca (Spanish for mark)

Tea Money · 02-24-2007, 02:14 PM

Boogles or Boodles!

Marleys88 · 02-24-2007, 02:21 PM

My dog, 2 years old tomorrow!

JohnnyPearl · 02-24-2007, 02:30 PM

I would name it "pogo".

PersianKitty · 02-24-2007, 02:38 PM

You don't have to have a name right off the bat.

I've found that it works best to get the dog (or kitty) and wait for a few days. Often there's a name that just seems to fit.

Let her name him. She's probably not gonna like anything you toss out.

That being said.. the first thing that came to my mind was "Reparto" or "Acuerdo" which is "deal" and "agreement" in Spanish.

PK

Agent 488 · 02-24-2007, 02:41 PM

gotch skid. or maybe just gitch.

milkit · 02-24-2007, 03:57 PM

i'd go with killer or something along those lines.

i have a 12 ft long red tail boa named fluffy. opposite names are funny

JuiceMonkey · 02-24-2007, 03:59 PM

i think "Meat Ball" is a good name, don't ask why

DutchTeenCash · 02-24-2007, 03:59 PM

definitely tarzan

Methodcash Rick · 02-24-2007, 04:06 PM

I'd name it "Fucker", as that's what you'll be calling him for the 1st 6 months or so.

That little fucker just pissed on carpet, or that little fucker just got into the trash..

Sure it's all peaches & cream until the little fucker chews on a $300 pair of Italian leather shoes.

Trust me, name him "Fucker"

nikki99 · 02-24-2007, 04:11 PM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so so cute!

biskoppen · 02-24-2007, 04:12 PM

Adolf....

everestcash · 02-24-2007, 04:13 PM

call him Tyson

02-24-2007, 11:19 AM	#1
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