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02-27-2007, 06:26 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
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------101 Things JDL shouldnt say to Customs agents so he dont get messed with ------
-I am here to see some guy named "Sleazy"
-dude i am tired stamp my passport so I go hunting for bitches -did you get beat up in high school and thus on a powertrip? -I got a bunch of cialis yo , stamp that shit and let me get to work -I work on the "Internet" -What is your reason for trip? None of your business fucknut -You bringing in anyfirearms? Just mypenis its lethal weapon in US -How do you know "Insert name here" Through Gofuckyourself.com -Whats up with all these fucking questions yo? Stamp my passport already -Why the fuck do you need to go through my shit asswipe -Why do you have so much "cologne " packed sir? are these gifts? Hey asswipe i need a different flavor for every night now fuck off -Are all these drugs yours? No asswipe why else is my name of em...now stamp my shit -Ever been in canada before? Fucknut look at the stamped visas and stop wasting my time. -Listen I am having bad day stop asking me all these questions when 3 Osama's just went through with no questions asked. -Can i speak to your supervisor? -We are go0nna swab your laptop andluggage....Can i swab your wifes pussy asswpe? |
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02-27-2007, 06:30 AM
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Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
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Customs: What is your purpose for visiting Canada?
JDL: I'm bringing sexy back. Customs: How long will you be in Canada? JDL: I'm not sure. How long does it take to catch a moose? Customs: Catch a moose? JDL: I want to sex it up, Guido style yo! Customs: I see, and is all this Cialis for you or the moose? |
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02-27-2007, 06:30 AM
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Workin With The Devil
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Nice list juicy, but its not at 101 yet ;)
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02-27-2007, 06:32 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-27-2007, 06:32 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-27-2007, 08:38 AM
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Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Shit, as somoene who crosses the border on a FREQUENT basis, I wish I could say these things to those assholes.....
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02-27-2007, 01:08 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-27-2007, 01:16 PM
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with this replys he won't get anywhere
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02-27-2007, 01:27 PM
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