FUCCCCCKKK I HATE Spiders! - GoFuckYourself.com

jasonir · 03-09-2007, 09:40 PM

Today I have seen three spiders. One by the light in the garage, 1 over the door to my house in the garage (eek), and one IN MY FUCKING HOME, ON THE CEILING, IN MY LIVING ROOM.

I've been off work sick all week

, and I go to lie down on my chaise and I see this fucking spider above my head.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Well after staring at it and researching what to do on the internet, about 5 minutes in it started moving at a blistering speed. I grabbed a chair, a gucci shoe, and smashed the fucker.

"SATANIC SPAWN OF EVIL, DIE!!!!!!!"

The Orkin Man has been called.

This aggression will not stand.

Jason

cess · 03-09-2007, 10:33 PM

Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)

Spunky · 03-09-2007, 10:34 PM

Do you schrill like a little girl when you see a mouse?

2012 · 03-09-2007, 10:39 PM

i left my glass of water underneath one of my plants "houseplant".... came back a leeeeetle bit later and thought I'd take a swig. started downing some water, I was parched then I looked down into my glass and there were a shit load of little see through spiders all in there. must of swallowed a 100 of em. felt great.

jasonir · 03-09-2007, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Do you schrill like a little girl when you see a mouse?

Rhetorical question?

VeriSexy · 03-10-2007, 12:46 AM

spiders freak the crap out of me too

TigerDragon · 03-10-2007, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess

Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)

WTF!!!!!!

goldmine · 03-10-2007, 05:32 AM

geez... i cant even kill a spider coz ill run instanly after i saw one. only spider i like was of google :p

nico-t · 03-10-2007, 05:33 AM

scared of spiders, a gucci shoe..... you can come out the closet dude

martinsc · 03-10-2007, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess

Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)

OMG!!!!
what the fuck is THAT????

Avery · 03-10-2007, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess

Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)

Yeah,that's right.just be optimize.

Crasy Bitch · 03-10-2007, 06:34 AM

i feel you dude, i have those white ones all over my house. They always catch me off guard too the fuckers.

lorine · 03-13-2007, 02:55 AM

Jesus! That spider is huge. The picture gives me the creeps ! I`m a girl so naturally I`m afraid of spiders,rats

Gabriel Night · 03-13-2007, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lorine

Jesus! That spider is huge. The picture gives me the creeps ! I`m a girl so naturally I`m afraid of spiders,rats

i am a man but if the spider is larger than my head i dont shame myself to fear of them .......

Danny B · 03-13-2007, 04:20 AM

http://video.clipstream.com/content/c/camel_spiders/

ok they are harmless, but fucking scary......

darksoul · 03-13-2007, 04:31 AM

I'm fine with spiders, I've got a few browsing my sites right now

Empress_JoinRightNow · 03-13-2007, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonir

Today I have seen three spiders. One by the light in the garage, 1 over the door to my house in the garage (eek), and one IN MY FUCKING HOME, ON THE CEILING, IN MY LIVING ROOM.

I've been off work sick all week

, and I go to lie down on my chaise and I see this fucking spider above my head.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Well after staring at it and researching what to do on the internet, about 5 minutes in it started moving at a blistering speed. I grabbed a chair, a gucci shoe, and smashed the fucker.

"SATANIC SPAWN OF EVIL, DIE!!!!!!!"

The Orkin Man has been called.

This aggression will not stand.

Jason

hahahahaha...weird...I mean I love spiders but not the poisonous one...we used to play "spider tourney" during summer...well, that's way back ten years ago...

Scott McD · 03-13-2007, 04:53 AM

I fucking HATE spiders. Last time when i had one of the big fuckers in my room, it took me over 20mins to kill it.

I sprayed everything on the fucker. From aftershave, to air freshner....

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-13-2007, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly

i left my glass of water underneath one of my plants "houseplant".... came back a leeeeetle bit later and thought I'd take a swig. started downing some water, I was parched then I looked down into my glass and there were a shit load of little see through spiders all in there. must of swallowed a 100 of em. felt great.

sounds like a freshly hatched batch of black widows..nice.

My pet Black widow died the other day.. Im in search for my next spider to love.

p0rnus · 03-13-2007, 07:05 AM

we have alot of banana spiders around here....I don't worry about them, but my wife and daughters flip the fuck out when they see a spider the size of my hand hanging on the living room ceiling

HeadPimp · 03-13-2007, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

sounds like a freshly hatched batch of black widows..nice.

My pet Black widow died the other day.. Im in search for my next spider to love.

I used to have one of those too. She was really cool. It was a lot of fun to watch her hunt the crickets we would feed her.

MsWild · 03-14-2007, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess

Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)

omg...that's too big...too scary!

Onixia · 03-14-2007, 05:32 AM

i`m afraidt of mouse and spiders

whey r disgusting

Phoenix · 03-14-2007, 05:33 AM

i hate them as well...they give me the willies

i kill them all on site

lalika · 03-14-2007, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cess

Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)

what da f**k is that?

03-09-2007, 09:40 PM	#1
jasonir Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toro'no Posts: 1,887	FUCCCCCKKK I HATE Spiders! Today I have seen three spiders. One by the light in the garage, 1 over the door to my house in the garage (eek), and one IN MY FUCKING HOME, ON THE CEILING, IN MY LIVING ROOM. I've been off work sick all week , and I go to lie down on my chaise and I see this fucking spider above my head. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! Well after staring at it and researching what to do on the internet, about 5 minutes in it started moving at a blistering speed. I grabbed a chair, a gucci shoe, and smashed the fucker. "SATANIC SPAWN OF EVIL, DIE!!!!!!!" The Orkin Man has been called. This aggression will not stand. Jason __________________ ICQ: 61689996

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03-10-2007, 06:34 AM	#12
Crasy Bitch Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 598	i feel you dude, i have those white ones all over my house. They always catch me off guard too the fuckers. __________________ Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.

03-09-2007, 10:33 PM	#2
cess Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,921	Just be happy you don't have any of these running around your house. ;)

03-10-2007, 05:32 AM	#8
goldmine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: USS Enterprise Posts: 952	geez... i cant even kill a spider coz ill run instanly after i saw one. only spider i like was of google :p

03-10-2007, 05:33 AM	#9
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03-13-2007, 02:55 AM	#13
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03-13-2007, 04:20 AM	#15
Danny B Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,423	http://video.clipstream.com/content/c/camel_spiders/ ok they are harmless, but fucking scary...... __________________ Danny B ICQ: 407485488 SKYPE: DAN-DEVELOPMENT

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Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	I fucking HATE spiders. Last time when i had one of the big fuckers in my room, it took me over 20mins to kill it. I sprayed everything on the fucker. From aftershave, to air freshner.... __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

03-13-2007, 07:05 AM	#20
p0rnus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Under the bed. Posts: 794	we have alot of banana spiders around here....I don't worry about them, but my wife and daughters flip the fuck out when they see a spider the size of my hand hanging on the living room ceiling __________________ ICQ: 330-164-445

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03-14-2007, 05:33 AM	#24
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