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faked his own death just to see how many people would attend
Bosnian angry with 'funeral' no show
A Bosnian man has written to all his friends to complain after only his elderly mum turned up for his funeral. Amir Vehabovic, 45, faked his own death just to see how many people would attend. He then watched from the bushes as only his elderly mum turned up for the burial in the north Bosnian town of Gradiska. In the letter to the 45 people he invited to the burial he said: "I paid a lot of money to get a fake death certificate and bribe undertakers to deliver an empty coffin. "I really thought a lot more of you, my so-called friends, would turn up to pay their last respects. It just goes to show who you can really count on." |
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I guarantee it
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It doesnt suprise me at all.Hard to have real friends at this modern age.Everyvone care about money and nothing else.
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The funny thing is why doesnt any one ask the question was this guy that much of a jerk or a dick? He prob was a huge ass and no one really liked him... he was prob high ranked at something somewhere and people would only be his friend to get something
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Ross did that in an episode of Friends...
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he's lucky no one attended his funeral. coz if even 1 friend come, it will be for real
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my heart is broken....
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that's so sad... =(
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It has crossed my mind a few times, if I were to die, who would be at the funeral (incineration really, if my wishes are followed).. But why should anyone really care.. If you die knowing you have done your best to be a decent person, surely you can die happy? Hmm... this is too deep... back to work, then... an angry wank. |
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But i still think my friends would have attended my funerals, all of them....
Only hope that wouldn't happen (my funerals).
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oh my mother will caught a death if she will heard about i am dead. not so funny in my eyes, but maybe he is a satan fan so why not ...
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The guy must have been a real Dick. i mean, why else would you go as far as that?
And if i were to be his friend, and i would have attended his funeral just to find out it was a test i would kick his ass, put him in that coffin and bury him alive!
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would you like many people to come to your funerals and have a silly party in your honor or would you like only your true friend to be there?
Me - the last.
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Jesus did that. Three people showed up.
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What kind of a fucking moron does that to his mother!
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surely was a guy with problems
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This guy sounds like a total ass! I mean who is so self centered and insecure to pull a stunt like this? Unless of course you are Tupac.
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lol lol LoL lol lol
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Someone should kill him.
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LMAO that's funny
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yea, no kidding
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what's his gfy nick?
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wow. i feel so bad for his mother. wtf.
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hahahha that is great
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but he said in the letter he sent out that it was a fake death...
so obviously nobody came
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Only a dickhead would do something like that
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His "friends" prolly hate him twice as much now!
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