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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 440
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![]() And I could not get it in. It was like key hole with wrong key. Nothing worked!!! Fuuuuck.
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ICQ: 304-611-162
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Masterdam
Posts: 13,245
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hahahaha, use some lube...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
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Tell her to fart...
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Monster Rain
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Mongo
Posts: 4,978
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Was her dick too big for your tiny bunghole?
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#5 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Southern USA
Posts: 822
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same problem with my wife, after a bottle of wine.....got a few good humps in, then she squealed, then anal was all done.... haha
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#6 |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: 4 8 15 16 23 42
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First, make sure she has a clean colon...it looks always like fun in porn, but only because these girls make sure it's clean. If you don't, chances are high that you'll end up with a really shitty looking dick
![]() Second, use alot of lube, the more the better. Keep in mind it may not be oil based if you are using a condom. Third, anal is totally overrated, a pussy feels much better ! |
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#7 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Ringgold, Georgia
Posts: 1,939
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oh now come on.. if you're too big it's gonna hurt.. But if she's more relaxed like from drinking.. It'll make the experience a little more bearable lol
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
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Get some K-Y lol
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Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
Posts: 14,748
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Fucking amateurs.
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,943
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The chloroform trick worked?
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,680
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You want I should try with her first?
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 19,714
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 440
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I read and no like what you say. You must be gay. |
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So Fucking Gay
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 19,714
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LoadedCash AM
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Location: Pittsburgh Area
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 10,166
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i'm confused. convinced? don't most animals fuck from behind?
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#19 |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: In my own lil World
Posts: 1,227
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Amateurs Fucking Too.
My 1st anal was a 3 some and another first- which would be tmi. The guys cut cards to see who got what, when. I love sportin' men, there's always the element of challange and FUN. George Carlin said it best- Ya gotta WANA. ![]() |
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#21 |
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Phone Sex Pays! Believe it!
Posts: 3,437
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I use lotion. my dick slides right in. She says it hurts when inserting but after it feels good.
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#22 |
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 890
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Hahaha, hope it goes well, good luck
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