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Old 03-22-2007, 06:12 PM   #1
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:mad Finally I have convinced her to have anal sex

And I could not get it in. It was like key hole with wrong key. Nothing worked!!! Fuuuuck.
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:13 PM   #2
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hahahaha, use some lube...
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:14 PM   #3
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Tell her to fart...
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:14 PM   #4
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Was her dick too big for your tiny bunghole?
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:16 PM   #5
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same problem with my wife, after a bottle of wine.....got a few good humps in, then she squealed, then anal was all done.... haha
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:23 PM   #6
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First, make sure she has a clean colon...it looks always like fun in porn, but only because these girls make sure it's clean. If you don't, chances are high that you'll end up with a really shitty looking dick

Second, use alot of lube, the more the better. Keep in mind it may not be oil based if you are using a condom.

Third, anal is totally overrated, a pussy feels much better !
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:23 PM   #7
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oh now come on.. if you're too big it's gonna hurt.. But if she's more relaxed like from drinking.. It'll make the experience a little more bearable lol
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:30 PM   #8
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:34 PM   #9
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Get some K-Y lol
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:36 PM   #10
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:37 PM   #11
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:37 PM   #12
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You want I should try with her first?
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:20 PM   #13
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what about the lubricant?
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:39 PM   #14
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And I could not get it in. It was like key hole with wrong key. Nothing worked!!! Fuuuuck.

Visit my blog breeder it will teach you!!!!!!!!

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Old 03-22-2007, 07:51 PM   #15
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Visit my blog breeder it will teach you!!!!!!!!

Fucking Your Womans In Teh Pooper

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I read and no like what you say. You must be gay.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:55 PM   #16
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I read and no like what you say. You must be gay.
Take my advice I am anal experts!

You might not like what I said breeder, but I'm not the one that can't get his dick to go into an asshole?
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:57 PM   #17
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I read and no like what you say. You must be gay.

Noooooooo not him! Neverr
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:00 PM   #18
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i'm confused. convinced? don't most animals fuck from behind?
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:47 PM   #19
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Fucking amateurs.
Amateurs Fucking Too.

My 1st anal was a 3 some and another first- which would be tmi. The guys cut cards to see who got what, when.

I love sportin' men, there's always the element of challange and FUN.

George Carlin said it best-

Ya gotta WANA.

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Old 03-22-2007, 09:52 PM   #20
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:29 PM   #21
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I use lotion. my dick slides right in. She says it hurts when inserting but after it feels good.
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Old 03-23-2007, 01:02 AM   #22
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Hahaha, hope it goes well, good luck
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