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s9ann0 · 03-23-2007, 01:57 PM

I got sick of strippers so I've been seeing this hooker for a few weeks now (unpaid). She seems a bit crazy but we have a lot in common, fast food, xanax and bourbon.

anyone got any tips for having a prostitute as a girlfriend?

Vendot · 03-23-2007, 01:58 PM

does happen but rarely and never forget....

once a hooker always a hooker

borked · 03-23-2007, 01:59 PM

pick out a good urn

Voodoo · 03-23-2007, 02:00 PM

Tips for having a prostitute as a girlfriend...

Treat them like any other girl. There really isn't much of a difference.

NinjaSteve · 03-23-2007, 02:01 PM

How could you get tired of strippers?

IllTestYourGirls · 03-23-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by vendot

does happen but rarely and never forget....

once a hooker always a hooker

best advice I was about to type the same thing

Voodoo · 03-23-2007, 02:02 PM

NOTE: Just kidding ladies.

I don't recommend dating hookers. V.D. is very bad... mmkay?

seeric · 03-23-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

How could you get tired of strippers?

my exact thought.

daveydude · 03-23-2007, 02:03 PM

Just make sure she brushes her teeth a lot ;)

Dvae · 03-23-2007, 02:06 PM

borked · 03-23-2007, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

larf larf! nice one

AK · 03-23-2007, 02:10 PM

the responses on this thread cracked me up... hahahahahahahhaha

salesman · 03-24-2007, 01:51 AM

you want her for a girlfriend or you just want to fuck her, nothing less, nothing more ?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-24-2007, 02:30 AM

Go pick up a cheap wallet and rig it with an exploding dye pack like banks use (preferably with bright pink or flourescent ink).

Place the wallet in your glove compartment with just one credit card, and then pull into a mall parking lot with your hooker/girlfriend. Tell her you have to run into the mall real quick and pick something up, and that it will only take like five minutes. Then conspicuously reach into your glove compartment, grab out the credit card, and toss the wallet back in the glove compartment.

Kiss her goodbye and then head into the mall, and wait for five minutes.

If she is there when you get back, she's a keeper. If she is gone, but then shows up at your place covered in dye, saying the beauty shop had a special on flourescent dye, it prolly wasn't gonna work out anyway...

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Dugmor · 03-24-2007, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

I got sick of strippers so I've been seeing this hooker for a few weeks now (unpaid). She seems a bit crazy but we have a lot in common, fast food, xanax and bourbon.

anyone got any tips for having a prostitute as a girlfriend?

Keep your Pimp hand strong and make sure she hands you over all her earnings !

schneemann · 03-24-2007, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Go pick up a cheap wallet and rig it with an exploding dye pack like banks use (preferably with bright pink or flourescent ink).

Place the wallet in your glove compartment with just one credit card, and then pull into a mall parking lot with your hooker/girlfriend. Tell her you have to run into the mall real quick and pick something up, and that it will only take like five minutes. Then conspicuously reach into your glove compartment, grab out the credit card, and toss the wallet back in the glove compartment.

Kiss her goodbye and then head into the mall, and wait for five minutes.

If she is there when you get back, she's a keeper. If she is gone, but then shows up at your place covered in dye, saying the beauty shop had a special on flourescent dye, it prolly wasn't gonna work out anyway...

ADG Webmaster

This man's a fucking genius!

blazin · 03-24-2007, 04:38 AM

Wear a condom when fucking her

Adultnet · 03-24-2007, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by blazin

Wear a condom when fucking her

yeah best tip

DamageX · 03-24-2007, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

Madame0120 · 03-24-2007, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

Tips for having a prostitute as a girlfriend...

Treat them like any other girl. There really isn't much of a difference.

I had a wanker say once ... you mean I got to PAY to talk to you?

I said in reply ..

You're a Man ain't you? Full grown? You should be used to paying by now.

But the deck is stacked in our favor, we got 50% of the money and 100% of the pussy.

Pumba · 03-24-2007, 05:33 AM

Wear two condoms..

03-23-2007, 01:57 PM	#1
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