Splum is one of the best GFY characters ever. - GoFuckYourself.com

kane · 04-18-2007, 06:34 PM

As time goes on I am getting a better and better appreciation for Splum. Sure, he is no Anal Hobbit, but you have to love a guy that can make Limbaugh, Hannity and even Buchanan look liberal.

I think I need to start a site called "ask Splum". It would be like a dear Abby type of site where people could submit their questions and Splum would give them solid, sound answers.

For Example someone could write in:
"Dear Splum, I'm a married father of two and my oldest is about to graduate high school. We have had some debate about the which is the best college for him to go to. Do you have any suggestions?"

Splum responds: "Look, if you want your kid to be a pillow-biting, liberal, pacifist, pot-head that won't make his own decisions and won't act without consulting Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and getting a written note from the ACLU, I wouldn't send him to college. You should put him in the Army. Get him through boot camp and ship his ass to Iraq. If your son goes on to get an education and doesn't die in Fallujah, the terrorist have won."

Or maybe:
"Dear Splum, I'm recently divorced and having trouble dating. I meet women, just nobody I can connect with. Any ideas on what I should do?"

Splum responds: "First, you need to wake up, turn off Air America and stop sucking on Al Franken's ass for two minutes because all the liberal jizz has backed up your brain. Clearly you need to swear off women, build a cabin in the woods, get a bunch of guns and do some training and hunting. You shoot a deer then yank its still beating heart out and eat it. Only then will you be ready for the impending civil war that will be brought on by liberal pacifism and bowing to terrorist. It worked for the guys in Red Dawn. They ate the heart and then kicked some commie asses. WOLVERINES!"

Or even:
"Dear Splum, I think my employer is reading all my emails and monitoring my Internet usage when I'm at work. I don't do anything non-work related, but should I still be suspicious of what they are doing?"

Splum responds: "Listen up you pinko-socialist, Che Guevara worshiping shit-bag. The company you work for is not spying on you. They are trying to protect you from evil rival companies that want to hurt you. If protecting you means taking away any privacy you have, you shouldn't worry about it. You are safe as long as you aren't doing anything wrong. You should never question your leaders when it comes to safety. They clearly know what is best for you. Now go home and swallow a bottle of sleeping pills. Your liberal blathering is taking up good oxygen that the rest of us could be using."

What do you think? Would it be a hit?

pocketkangaroo · 04-18-2007, 06:37 PM

Isn't Splum Pathfinder?

BoyAlley · 04-18-2007, 06:39 PM

Personally I don't think him calling women who were put into the difficult position of needing an abortion "murderers" and then proceeding to humiliate and degrade them relentlessly is the least bit entertaining.

His hate act is tired, and he'll burn himself out soon. Board Personas that rely on hate to create views don't last, and there are PLENTY of very high profile examples of that.

Splum · 04-18-2007, 06:40 PM

Dude I am so flattered for the thread specifically about me. Thank you.

pocketkangaroo · 04-18-2007, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Personally I don't think him calling women who were put into the difficult position of needing an abortion "murderers" and then proceeding to humiliate and degrade them relentlessly is the least bit entertaining.

His hate act is tired, and he'll burn himself out soon. Board Personas that rely on hate to create views don't last, and there are PLENTY of very high profile examples of that.

He's just trying to sell his sig, don't take it too seriously. His "pro-American" views that border on Fascism are so hypocritical that it's entertaining.

Splum · 04-18-2007, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

He's just trying to sell his sig, don't take it too seriously. His "pro-American" views that border on Fascism are so hypocritical that it's entertaining.

Hah the "selling the sig" angle is funny.

Id NEVER sell it lol but again I am glad you find me entertaining.

Webby · 04-18-2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

.. again I am glad you find me entertaining.

Na.. you are just too stupid to raise a smile - just a fat-ass ignorant imbecile - boring as fuck and a waste of good air.

GFY is far more interesting when you are snoring and farting the night away..

Splum · 04-18-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby

Na.. you are just too stupid to raise a smile - just a fat-ass ignorant imbecile - boring as fuck and a waste of good air.

You forgot irrelevant.

You are slipping webster.

Webby · 04-18-2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

You forgot irrelevant.

You are slipping webster.

OK.. If you insist - also forget an attention whore with a mental age of five and getting her panties in a twist - but, you know that.

donkevlar · 04-18-2007, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Personally I don't think him calling women who were put into the difficult position of needing an abortion "murderers" and then proceeding to humiliate and degrade them relentlessly is the least bit entertaining.

His hate act is tired, and he'll burn himself out soon. Board Personas that rely on hate to create views don't last, and there are PLENTY of very high profile examples of that.

Says the constantly hateful and racist board persona...

directfiesta · 04-18-2007, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

As time goes on I am getting a better and better appreciation for Splum. Sure, he is no Anal Hobbit, but you have to love a guy that can make Limbaugh, Hannity and even Buchanan look liberal.

I think I need to start a site called "ask Splum". It would be like a dear Abby type of site where people could submit their questions and Splum would give them solid, sound answers.

For Example someone could write in:
"Dear Splum, I'm a married father of two and my oldest is about to graduate high school. We have had some debate about the which is the best college for him to go to. Do you have any suggestions?"

Splum responds: "Look, if you want your kid to be a pillow-biting, liberal, pacifist, pot-head that won't make his own decisions and won't act without consulting Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and getting a written note from the ACLU, I wouldn't send him to college. You should put him in the Army. Get him through boot camp and ship his ass to Iraq. If your son goes on to get an education and doesn't die in Fallujah, the terrorist have won."

Or maybe:
"Dear Splum, I'm recently divorced and having trouble dating. I meet women, just nobody I can connect with. Any ideas on what I should do?"

Splum responds: "First, you need to wake up, turn off Air America and stop sucking on Al Franken's ass for two minutes because all the liberal jizz has backed up your brain. Clearly you need to swear off women, build a cabin in the woods, get a bunch of guns and do some training and hunting. You shoot a deer then yank its still beating heart out and eat it. Only then will you be ready for the impending civil war that will be brought on by liberal pacifism and bowing to terrorist. It worked for the guys in Red Dawn. They ate the heart and then kicked some commie asses. WOLVERINES!"

Or even:
"Dear Splum, I think my employer is reading all my emails and monitoring my Internet usage when I'm at work. I don't do anything non-work related, but should I still be suspicious of what they are doing?"

Splum responds: "Listen up you pinko-socialist, Che Guevara worshiping shit-bag. The company you work for is not spying on you. They are trying to protect you from evil rival companies that want to hurt you. If protecting you means taking away any privacy you have, you shouldn't worry about it. You are safe as long as you aren't doing anything wrong. You should never question your leaders when it comes to safety. They clearly know what is best for you. Now go home and swallow a bottle of sleeping pills. Your liberal blathering is taking up good oxygen that the rest of us could be using."

What do you think? Would it be a hit?

Did he help you write the answers .... I will keep this one for future laughs...

TBrown · 04-18-2007, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

Hah the "selling the sig" angle is funny.

Id NEVER sell it lol but again I am glad you find me entertaining.

OOOOH you've just changed your SIG HEIL sig! You're improving....really!

but won't you disappoint your fans with that? They might think you became a jewis gay liberal

Splum · 04-18-2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by adpayoutbrown

OOOOH you've just cahnged you SIG HEIL sig! You're improving....really!

but won't you disappoint your fans with that? They might think you became a jewis gay liberal

Yes you are right, there changed it back.

chupacabra · 04-18-2007, 07:11 PM

lol, comedy gold... i'd like to think he's just a fake nick.

luc lonely is still my favorite shill though, i finally put Splum on ignore yesterday so no more hatemongering shit for me... the "i'm glad Kurt Vonnegut is dead" thread did me in, ignorant uneducated wannabe neo-con trash..

TBrown · 04-18-2007, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum

Yes you are right, there changed it back.

You're cool.

My country was invaded by Hitler...how bout yours? Do you have a fuckin clue what symbols are you playin with? Okay be a fascistic redneck thats your choice but pls dont use words you don't know okay? Hitler made his whole prospering country suck so if you're thinking that nacism would be a solution for US you're not a patriot but simply stupid.

RFremont · 04-18-2007, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

As time goes on I am getting a better and better appreciation for Splum. Sure, he is no Anal Hobbit, but you have to love a guy that can make Limbaugh, Hannity and even Buchanan look liberal.

I think I need to start a site called "ask Splum". It would be like a dear Abby type of site where people could submit their questions and Splum would give them solid, sound answers.

For Example someone could write in:
"Dear Splum, I'm a married father of two and my oldest is about to graduate high school. We have had some debate about the which is the best college for him to go to. Do you have any suggestions?"

Splum responds: "Look, if you want your kid to be a pillow-biting, liberal, pacifist, pot-head that won't make his own decisions and won't act without consulting Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and getting a written note from the ACLU, I wouldn't send him to college. You should put him in the Army. Get him through boot camp and ship his ass to Iraq. If your son goes on to get an education and doesn't die in Fallujah, the terrorist have won."

Or maybe:
"Dear Splum, I'm recently divorced and having trouble dating. I meet women, just nobody I can connect with. Any ideas on what I should do?"

Splum responds: "First, you need to wake up, turn off Air America and stop sucking on Al Franken's ass for two minutes because all the liberal jizz has backed up your brain. Clearly you need to swear off women, build a cabin in the woods, get a bunch of guns and do some training and hunting. You shoot a deer then yank its still beating heart out and eat it. Only then will you be ready for the impending civil war that will be brought on by liberal pacifism and bowing to terrorist. It worked for the guys in Red Dawn. They ate the heart and then kicked some commie asses. WOLVERINES!"

Or even:
"Dear Splum, I think my employer is reading all my emails and monitoring my Internet usage when I'm at work. I don't do anything non-work related, but should I still be suspicious of what they are doing?"

Splum responds: "Listen up you pinko-socialist, Che Guevara worshiping shit-bag. The company you work for is not spying on you. They are trying to protect you from evil rival companies that want to hurt you. If protecting you means taking away any privacy you have, you shouldn't worry about it. You are safe as long as you aren't doing anything wrong. You should never question your leaders when it comes to safety. They clearly know what is best for you. Now go home and swallow a bottle of sleeping pills. Your liberal blathering is taking up good oxygen that the rest of us could be using."

What do you think? Would it be a hit?

Brilliant

I did, however, wind up on the same side of the Imus issue as Splum. Stranger things have happened...

Splum · 04-18-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by adpayoutbrown

My country was invaded by Hitler...

My country freed countries from Hitler.

Sieg Heil means "Hail Victory"
SIG Heil means "Hail SIGnature"
Dont get it twisted fruity.

Shakula · 04-18-2007, 07:27 PM

Splum is worthless in all aspects.

fris · 04-18-2007, 07:29 PM

someone takes the board too seriously

xxxdesign-net · 04-18-2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Isn't Splum Pathfinder?

Theking wasnt that dumb..

mortenb · 04-18-2007, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

Theking wasnt that dumb..

oh yes he was.. Splum is an idiot, there is no doubt about that, but at least he tries to argue his point..

GatorB · 04-18-2007, 07:43 PM

This message is hidden because Splum is on your ignore list.

That's how I deal with idocy. A few more appearntly will be joining thelist after reading their pro-killer posts.

Splum · 04-18-2007, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

This message is hidden because Splum is on your ignore list. That's how I deal with idocy. A few more appearntly will be joining thelist after reading their pro-killer posts.

You put me on ignore because I intellectually destroy you in every argument we have, frankly you are not much of a challenge.

And you smell like poo.

Phoenix · 04-18-2007, 08:21 PM

splum is amusing because he is so off to the right it isnt funny.

he must know no one takes it seriously..just jokes..i mean unless he really does have a shotgun rack on his pickup..lol

Splum · 04-18-2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

splum is amusing because he is so off to the right it isnt funny. he must know no one takes it seriously..just jokes..i mean unless he really does have a shotgun rack on his pickup..lol

Actually its in my bedroom.

kane · 04-18-2007, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Did he help you write the answers .... I will keep this one for future laughs...

Nope, no help, I just channeled my inner Splum

kane · 04-18-2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by chupacabra

lol, comedy gold... i'd like to think he's just a fake nick.

luc lonely is still my favorite shill though, i finally put Splum on ignore yesterday so no more hatemongering shit for me... the "i'm glad Kurt Vonnegut is dead" thread did me in, ignorant uneducated wannabe neo-con trash..

I had forgotten about Luc Lonely. . . that was a great one too.

RawAlex · 04-18-2007, 09:37 PM

I always get a laugh: Women who get abortions are murderers, but people who buy handguns are "just protecting themselves"... yet tens of thousands of people die from gun related injuries every year.

GAMEFINEST · 04-18-2007, 10:32 PM

Every thread he creates gets alot of attn tho....there u go

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-19-2007, 01:29 AM

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Sarah_Jayne · 04-19-2007, 02:55 AM

he certainly puts a lot of effort into it

Klen · 04-19-2007, 04:19 AM

I wonder is it Splum pro-american or anti-american

Webby · 04-19-2007, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

I wonder is it Splum pro-american or anti-american

If he's "pro-American" - he sure is the enemy within

A prime example of how fucked the human brain can be and the worst "ambassador" possible for the US. Na, he's serious, but a sicko and totally genuinely dumb

VicD · 04-19-2007, 04:31 AM

Splum is ok

nico-t · 04-19-2007, 04:57 AM

I dont believe splum is really how he acts on here. Noone can be THAT stupid and find the "on" button of a computer.

Ace_luffy · 04-19-2007, 05:07 AM

corrupt country hope may not exist fuckers....

Ssv · 04-19-2007, 05:16 AM

I don't know him really, but this made me laugh

04-18-2007, 06:34 PM	#1
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Splum is one of the best GFY characters ever. As time goes on I am getting a better and better appreciation for Splum. Sure, he is no Anal Hobbit, but you have to love a guy that can make Limbaugh, Hannity and even Buchanan look liberal. I think I need to start a site called "ask Splum". It would be like a dear Abby type of site where people could submit their questions and Splum would give them solid, sound answers. For Example someone could write in: "Dear Splum, I'm a married father of two and my oldest is about to graduate high school. We have had some debate about the which is the best college for him to go to. Do you have any suggestions?" Splum responds: "Look, if you want your kid to be a pillow-biting, liberal, pacifist, pot-head that won't make his own decisions and won't act without consulting Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and getting a written note from the ACLU, I wouldn't send him to college. You should put him in the Army. Get him through boot camp and ship his ass to Iraq. If your son goes on to get an education and doesn't die in Fallujah, the terrorist have won." Or maybe: "Dear Splum, I'm recently divorced and having trouble dating. I meet women, just nobody I can connect with. Any ideas on what I should do?" Splum responds: "First, you need to wake up, turn off Air America and stop sucking on Al Franken's ass for two minutes because all the liberal jizz has backed up your brain. Clearly you need to swear off women, build a cabin in the woods, get a bunch of guns and do some training and hunting. You shoot a deer then yank its still beating heart out and eat it. Only then will you be ready for the impending civil war that will be brought on by liberal pacifism and bowing to terrorist. It worked for the guys in Red Dawn. They ate the heart and then kicked some commie asses. WOLVERINES!" Or even: "Dear Splum, I think my employer is reading all my emails and monitoring my Internet usage when I'm at work. I don't do anything non-work related, but should I still be suspicious of what they are doing?" Splum responds: "Listen up you pinko-socialist, Che Guevara worshiping shit-bag. The company you work for is not spying on you. They are trying to protect you from evil rival companies that want to hurt you. If protecting you means taking away any privacy you have, you shouldn't worry about it. You are safe as long as you aren't doing anything wrong. You should never question your leaders when it comes to safety. They clearly know what is best for you. Now go home and swallow a bottle of sleeping pills. Your liberal blathering is taking up good oxygen that the rest of us could be using." What do you think? Would it be a hit?

04-18-2007, 07:11 PM	#14
chupacabra Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,626	lol, comedy gold... i'd like to think he's just a fake nick. luc lonely is still my favorite shill though, i finally put Splum on ignore yesterday so no more hatemongering shit for me... the "i'm glad Kurt Vonnegut is dead" thread did me in, ignorant uneducated wannabe neo-con trash.. __________________ ...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..

04-18-2007, 08:21 PM	#24
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04-18-2007, 10:32 PM	#29
GAMEFINEST Make STACK$ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: sexy time Posts: 14,434	Every thread he creates gets alot of attn tho....there u go __________________ Compound interest.

04-19-2007, 05:07 AM	#36
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04-18-2007, 06:37 PM	#2
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	Isn't Splum Pathfinder?

04-18-2007, 06:39 PM	#3
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Personally I don't think him calling women who were put into the difficult position of needing an abortion "murderers" and then proceeding to humiliate and degrade them relentlessly is the least bit entertaining. His hate act is tired, and he'll burn himself out soon. Board Personas that rely on hate to create views don't last, and there are PLENTY of very high profile examples of that.

04-18-2007, 06:40 PM	#4
Splum Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: USA Posts: 6,195	Dude I am so flattered for the thread specifically about me. Thank you.

04-18-2007, 07:27 PM	#18
Shakula So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 948	Splum is worthless in all aspects.

04-18-2007, 07:29 PM	#19
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	someone takes the board too seriously

04-18-2007, 07:43 PM	#22
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	This message is hidden because Splum is on your ignore list. That's how I deal with idocy. A few more appearntly will be joining thelist after reading their pro-killer posts.

04-18-2007, 09:37 PM	#28
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	I always get a laugh: Women who get abortions are murderers, but people who buy handguns are "just protecting themselves"... yet tens of thousands of people die from gun related injuries every year.

04-19-2007, 01:29 AM	#30
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04-19-2007, 02:55 AM	#31
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	he certainly puts a lot of effort into it

04-19-2007, 04:19 AM	#32
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I wonder is it Splum pro-american or anti-american

04-19-2007, 04:31 AM	#34
VicD ICQ: 304-611-162 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Masterdam Posts: 13,245	Splum is ok

04-19-2007, 04:57 AM	#35
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	I dont believe splum is really how he acts on here. Noone can be THAT stupid and find the "on" button of a computer.

04-19-2007, 05:16 AM	#37
Ssv Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 402	I don't know him really, but this made me laugh