NO SHIT : Sheryl Crow calls for limit on loo paper ( pic ) - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 04-23-2007, 07:00 AM

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Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Now, who wants to rim her ass now ?????

TG Rebecca · 04-23-2007, 07:04 AM

i guess her heart is in the right place.. but.. i just don't think that would work very well.

besides, how would they regulate it anyways?

mardigras · 04-23-2007, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TG Rebecca

how would they regulate it anyways?

I'm trying to figure how a single square would ever work

Jakke PNG · 04-23-2007, 07:13 AM

Just stop using toiletpaper. Just start using babywipes, all sorts of chemicals and stuff.

DWB · 04-23-2007, 07:13 AM

The world could just hire filthy 3rd world whores to sit in every stall to lick the asses clean.

Or...

We could use water like the majority of the world does and skip the paper.

v4 media · 04-23-2007, 07:17 AM

That's what the brush next to the toilet is for, or for real problems reach for the plunger.

mardigras · 04-23-2007, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Or...

We could use water like the majority of the world does and skip the paper.

But then you upset the water conservationists

Sosa · 04-23-2007, 07:29 AM

jebus 1 sheet one do it for me!

Krusty · 04-23-2007, 07:34 AM

yeah the water thing couldn't work that well these days - esp. in Australia.. we have a severe water shortage...

the toilet paper - after a big curry night or a big night on the grog.. it's hard not to use 1/4 of the roll haha.

Maybe she should suggest women learn to shake like men?

cherrylula · 04-23-2007, 07:51 AM

Her crotch must smell pretty bad if that is how she practices bathroom hygiene. Disgusting.

Angelo22 · 04-23-2007, 07:56 AM

dont you guys ever use this?

wyldworx · 04-23-2007, 07:57 AM

I'm guessing she's a folder in a world of scrunchers.

Lee · 04-23-2007, 09:29 AM

I gotta bring out the clag-gone again Im afraid.

avolongold · 04-23-2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee

I gotta bring out the clag-gone again Im afraid.

lmao....that ad is great

LiveDose · 04-23-2007, 09:35 AM

I guess 'they' are running out of ideas. That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard.

Penthouse Tony · 04-23-2007, 09:45 AM

this gives new meaning to the words environmental movement

CaptainHowdy · 04-23-2007, 09:50 AM

I support the bidet !!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-23-2007, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

only one square per restroom visit

She must use the extra thick kind...

IllTestYourGirls · 04-23-2007, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Angelo22

dont you guys ever use this?

that uses resources

Jimmy Rock · 04-23-2007, 09:57 AM

i don't care, i never poop anyways

JD · 04-23-2007, 10:08 AM

one square? I use more than that making TP airplanes

directfiesta · 04-23-2007, 10:12 AM

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this was my sig :

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directfiesta · 04-23-2007, 10:14 AM

post 18, post 20 ... those are pretty big ....

germ · 04-23-2007, 10:19 AM

sheryl crow is an idiot.

JD · 04-23-2007, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

post 18, post 20 ... those are pretty big ....

should i explain why they're ok?

directfiesta · 04-23-2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

should i explain why they're ok?

Are you telling me that Got Web Host is a GFY top sponsor ( see sig 18 ) ????

tony286 · 04-23-2007, 11:30 AM

if you eat healthy lots of fiber you dont need alot.

mattz · 04-23-2007, 11:32 AM

one square per shit? you have to be kidding me

mattz · 04-23-2007, 11:33 AM

a roll would last over a year if you used one square each time

for me, a roll lasts maybe a week at most

theruyan · 04-23-2007, 11:40 AM

People use resources.

There is only one way to reduce the resources people use.

Make less people.

SlickCashChris · 04-23-2007, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lee

I gotta bring out the clag-gone again Im afraid.

hehe, clag removal, good stuff! this technique been tested? lol

bobby666 · 04-23-2007, 01:55 PM

http://www.SherylCrowretarded.com

JamesK2 · 04-23-2007, 01:57 PM

I use about 20 to 40 squares every time I take a shit. It's a bit tough to clean when you got lots of ass hair.

MandyBlake · 04-23-2007, 02:10 PM

wow one square? or even 3? i don't know...sometimes a bit more is required.

shekinah · 04-23-2007, 02:13 PM

what came into her mind anyways?

BlackCrayon · 04-23-2007, 02:14 PM

lol, what a stupid thing to comment on. sure it might work for women wiping after taking a piss but no normal person could get away with using that for ass wiping.

KustomKowgurl · 04-23-2007, 03:47 PM

I plan to use just as much tp as my little heart desires. Sheryl is not the boss of me.

Dvae · 04-23-2007, 03:47 PM

BigCashCrew · 04-23-2007, 03:55 PM

She would despise my toilet paper usage. 1 square? She needs to move to the middle east where they use their left hands to wipe their asses.

Scott McD · 04-23-2007, 03:57 PM

She should use 1 square to wipe the shit from her mouth....

pornguy · 04-23-2007, 03:59 PM

I use baby wipes. So fuck her.

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Krusty Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Zealand (Aussie living in NZ) Posts: 374	yeah the water thing couldn't work that well these days - esp. in Australia.. we have a severe water shortage... the toilet paper - after a big curry night or a big night on the grog.. it's hard not to use 1/4 of the roll haha. Maybe she should suggest women learn to shake like men?

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Her crotch must smell pretty bad if that is how she practices bathroom hygiene. Disgusting.

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mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	one square per shit? you have to be kidding me

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mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	a roll would last over a year if you used one square each time for me, a roll lasts maybe a week at most

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