So what are spanish prisons really like??? - GoFuckYourself.com

JFK · 05-10-2007, 08:21 PM

So what are spanish prisons really like??? I think I might be finding out.
I just got arrested by spanish police for taking pics In a club that had no signs for taking pics !!!!

WTF!!!!!

Anybody got bail money?

dissipate · 05-10-2007, 08:26 PM

posting from your blackberry?

JFK · 05-10-2007, 08:28 PM

no, e-mail to the wife so she can post for me

CaptainHowdy · 05-10-2007, 08:33 PM

Spanish in Spain?? Piece of cake... You should go to jail in Bolivia or Brazil (South America, just in case LOL), man...

GT-Omar · 05-10-2007, 08:43 PM

Take it from me they are no joke. Like captain howdy said"if your in spain, no problem".

Where are you?

which country?

I was locked up in Dominican Republic when I was younger for taking my dads car out for a "joy" ride, and believe me there was nothing joyful about it. Will they let you access a atm? more than likely they are looking for a payoff

GAMEFINEST · 05-10-2007, 08:45 PM

i heard they arent good

JFK · 05-10-2007, 08:46 PM

I'm in Mallorca for the Eurowebtainment show

GT-Omar · 05-10-2007, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I'm in Mallorca for the Eurowebtainment show

Spain....... they aren't that easy to pay off.

I wish I was there. I would help you being that I speak Spanish. That sucks your way to cool, and good of a guy to be going through this bullshit.

How much is bail btw?

Deputy Chief Command · 05-10-2007, 08:51 PM

dont worry .. just say you are in the porn biz and you arent looking for trouble .. spanish police are very laid back aslong as you show them some respect and show that you understand that they are doing their job nothing more

ok some fuckers get bored fast and fuck with you just for the fuck of it . ; if this happens let them know that you understand that they are just fuckin with you for the fuck of it

and thats where the 'I am porn webmaster' character comes in handy . . you figure out why

Deputy Chief Command · 05-10-2007, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revshare-Omar

Spain....... they aren't that easy to pay off.

I wish I was there. I would help you being that I speak Spanish. That sucks your way to cool, and good of a guy to be going through this bullshit.

How much is bail btw?

I kiss ass for a living . . should be your new nick

GT-Omar · 05-10-2007, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

I kiss ass for a living . . should be your new nick

I'm trying to help a good person out. If you have a problem with that

STFU

aico · 05-10-2007, 08:55 PM

I heard they were just like American Prisons, except everyone speaks Spanish.

DaddyHalbucks · 05-10-2007, 09:59 PM

Yipes, sorry to hear that.

That sucks.

Webby · 05-10-2007, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I'm in Mallorca for the Eurowebtainment show

Just do the "stupid tourist look" and buy em a drink JFK - no biggie

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-10-2007, 10:24 PM

Like this thread is not BS...

If it is not bs email me... I have a partner in Spain that will bail homebro out if you send the funds..

Sly · 05-10-2007, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

I heard they were just like American Prisons, except everyone speaks Spanish.

Sweet! JFK you hear that? You won't be missing Entourage Sunday night!

SomeCreep · 05-10-2007, 10:44 PM

Slip the prison guard a $20 and he'll slip you out the back.

TommyM · 05-11-2007, 12:19 AM

Have heard bad things about it - but then again I live in Denmark, where the prisons really are easy compared to all other prison systems in the world

aico · 05-11-2007, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Slip the prison guard a $20 and he'll slip you out the back.

I believe you mistranslated, that's slit you in the back.

v4 media · 05-11-2007, 02:00 AM

Spanish prisons aren't bad, usually modern and you get sex visits..

SleazyDream · 05-11-2007, 02:04 AM

if there is ANYTHING I can do PLEASE let me know - you have my number.

blonda80 · 05-11-2007, 02:05 AM

full of rapers
anyway, the devil isn`t so black...

BucksMania · 05-11-2007, 02:36 AM

I can tell you about the serbian prisons, just ICQ me

milambur · 05-11-2007, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media

Spanish prisons aren't bad, usually modern and you get sex visits..

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

if there is ANYTHING I can do PLEASE let me know - you have my number.

Sorry man, just had too

Sarah_Jayne · 05-11-2007, 03:11 AM

That doesn't sound good.

JFK · 05-11-2007, 05:46 PM

Ok so here's what happened... we went to this club around the corner from the hotel, and I was taking shots of the guys I was with and some others of the chicks in the club, after a while some guy from the club comes up to me and says NO pics . I said ok no problem, about 5 mins later the cops show up and want to know why I am taking pics, I said I'm just taking shots of my friends. They say you can't take shots in the club. I said please show me the sign on the door where it says no cameras allowed? There is none. Well where is your passport, sorry don't have it on me. Well we have to go back to the hotel and you have to show us. The cops do not speak any english at all. I go back to the hotel with them, show them the passport, they say ok but when in Spain you have to carry it with you. We go back to the bar. Meanwhile all the guys I was with are freaking out, worried that I'm in shit, but no one would listen to them for any explanation. Anyway the owner comes round and says sorry, so I said how sorry??? If you are really sorry then buy a round for everyone

well he ends up buying only me a drink, cheap prick, and disappears, that is it in a nut shell

mortenb · 05-11-2007, 06:28 PM

The most they could have given you for that is a small fine. Spain is a very civilized country with laws similar to the ones in every other european country. There is nothing to worry about

I can give you one piece of advice about Spain. DON'T under ANY circumstances give the doormen at bars in the turist areas a reason to harm you, because they will!! My own personal experience has been that the police closes their eyes in this particular situation.

mattz · 05-11-2007, 06:30 PM

Wow, I didn't know they allowed computers/cell phones in a Spanish prison, by that looks of that, it must be paradise!

Webby · 05-11-2007, 06:41 PM

Don't matter where ya go JFK - it's worth keeping at least a photocopy (image page) of your passport on you.

Had the same problem in other countries - basically a lack of ID stuff and obviously not a national, but cops where fine and tolerant of stupid tourists

Broda · 05-11-2007, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

I heard they were just like American Prisons, except everyone speaks Spanish.

I'm sure you'll find that the majority in US prisons speak Spanish too hehe

BT · 05-11-2007, 07:19 PM

Everyday above ground is a good day

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CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,567	Spanish in Spain?? Piece of cake... You should go to jail in Bolivia or Brazil (South America, just in case LOL), man...

05-10-2007, 08:51 PM	#9
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	dont worry .. just say you are in the porn biz and you arent looking for trouble .. spanish police are very laid back aslong as you show them some respect and show that you understand that they are doing their job nothing more ok some fuckers get bored fast and fuck with you just for the fuck of it . ; if this happens let them know that you understand that they are just fuckin with you for the fuck of it and thats where the 'I am porn webmaster' character comes in handy . . you figure out why __________________

05-10-2007, 08:55 PM	#12
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	I heard they were just like American Prisons, except everyone speaks Spanish.

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TommyM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,147	Have heard bad things about it - but then again I live in Denmark, where the prisons really are easy compared to all other prison systems in the world

05-11-2007, 02:00 AM	#20
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05-11-2007, 05:46 PM	#26
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	Ok so here's what happened... we went to this club around the corner from the hotel, and I was taking shots of the guys I was with and some others of the chicks in the club, after a while some guy from the club comes up to me and says NO pics . I said ok no problem, about 5 mins later the cops show up and want to know why I am taking pics, I said I'm just taking shots of my friends. They say you can't take shots in the club. I said please show me the sign on the door where it says no cameras allowed? There is none. Well where is your passport, sorry don't have it on me. Well we have to go back to the hotel and you have to show us. The cops do not speak any english at all. I go back to the hotel with them, show them the passport, they say ok but when in Spain you have to carry it with you. We go back to the bar. Meanwhile all the guys I was with are freaking out, worried that I'm in shit, but no one would listen to them for any explanation. Anyway the owner comes round and says sorry, so I said how sorry??? If you are really sorry then buy a round for everyone well he ends up buying only me a drink, cheap prick, and disappears, that is it in a nut shell __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

05-11-2007, 06:28 PM	#27
mortenb Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009 Posts: 2,203	The most they could have given you for that is a small fine. Spain is a very civilized country with laws similar to the ones in every other european country. There is nothing to worry about I can give you one piece of advice about Spain. DON'T under ANY circumstances give the doormen at bars in the turist areas a reason to harm you, because they will!! My own personal experience has been that the police closes their eyes in this particular situation.

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mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	Wow, I didn't know they allowed computers/cell phones in a Spanish prison, by that looks of that, it must be paradise!

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Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	Don't matter where ya go JFK - it's worth keeping at least a photocopy (image page) of your passport on you. Had the same problem in other countries - basically a lack of ID stuff and obviously not a national, but cops where fine and tolerant of stupid tourists __________________ XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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