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luv$ · 06-17-2007, 04:20 AM

Alright, so it's 6:12 am - I am too exhausted to tell everything in detail but it's been an irritating night to say the least.

I hate drama, and I hate people that lie in wait for that Jerry Springer moment to pop up in order to capitalize on it. People like this make me fucking sick.

I just want to tell this one part though because it's funny as hell and there is NO WAY we could ever actually set this up - just something funny that happened.

Basically my buddy's wife fucked off and left him all torn up - so we go about getting him a BJ from this goofy chick.

I call my buddy and tell him I'm coming over to give him a surprise.

What I wasn't privy to was that he had a small party going on, a few couples who got a bit drunk and randy.

So as chance has it, we walk in with this eager chick ready to make my buddy feel better, and there on the couch are 3 naked dudes with their cocks hanging out - and all 3 (naked) girls are upstairs cleaning up.

The chick FREAKS and thinks I called my buddy and told him to line up all the dudes with their cocks ready to go or some shit.

It was SO fucking FUNNY we all couldn't stop laughing at the bad timing and awkwardness of the situation.

Of course Bambi the silly slut thought it would be a great opportunity to wig out and be all dramatic, and get this - actually ended up running down the street to get away from these people.

NO JOKE

We tried calling her a couple times and finally said fuck her and I called it a night.

What a dumb bitch.

spunkmister · 06-17-2007, 04:31 AM

ummmm what do you expect from someone named 'Bambi"?

Pimpin_J · 06-17-2007, 05:13 AM

Bahahaha! Nice story!

johannes · 06-17-2007, 05:20 AM

funny

luv$ · 06-17-2007, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister

ummmm what do you expect from someone named 'Bambi"?

Her name wasn't bambi dude, I figured the tone of my post would indicate I was just calling her names.

BlackCrayon · 06-17-2007, 10:42 AM

sounds like she wasn't quite a big enough ho.

Michaelious · 06-17-2007, 12:18 PM

Seems like some crazy shit

Iron Fist · 06-17-2007, 12:27 PM

Remind me not to use your escort service

Violetta · 06-17-2007, 02:53 PM

haha... poor girl

polish_aristocrats · 06-17-2007, 02:59 PM

why did the dudes sit there with their cocks out if their girls were cleaning upstairs?

GAY.

luv$ · 06-17-2007, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrats

why did the dudes sit there with their cocks out if their girls were cleaning upstairs?

GAY.

This might help you.

chaze · 06-17-2007, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

Alright, so it's 6:12 am - I am too exhausted to tell everything in detail but it's been an irritating night to say the least.

I hate drama, and I hate people that lie in wait for that Jerry Springer moment to pop up in order to capitalize on it. People like this make me fucking sick.

I just want to tell this one part though because it's funny as hell and there is NO WAY we could ever actually set this up - just something funny that happened.

Basically my buddy's wife fucked off and left him all torn up - so we go about getting him a BJ from this goofy chick.

I call my buddy and tell him I'm coming over to give him a surprise.

What I wasn't privy to was that he had a small party going on, a few couples who got a bit drunk and randy.

So as chance has it, we walk in with this eager chick ready to make my buddy feel better, and there on the couch are 3 naked dudes with their cocks hanging out - and all 3 (naked) girls are upstairs cleaning up.

The chick FREAKS and thinks I called my buddy and told him to line up all the dudes with their cocks ready to go or some shit.

It was SO fucking FUNNY we all couldn't stop laughing at the bad timing and awkwardness of the situation.

Of course Bambi the silly slut thought it would be a great opportunity to wig out and be all dramatic, and get this - actually ended up running down the street to get away from these people.

NO JOKE

We tried calling her a couple times and finally said fuck her and I called it a night.

What a dumb bitch.

Most chicks like drama better then sex, weird.

Darkhorse · 06-17-2007, 04:14 PM

Ahahahahah thanks for the laugh mate nice way to start the day;)

billybathgate · 06-17-2007, 04:18 PM

lol hahaha

CuriousToyBoy · 06-17-2007, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

Most chicks like drama better then sex, weird.

Too true.

06-17-2007, 04:20 AM	#1
luv$ !$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Paper Street Posts: 6,158	This is why I don't fuck with Hoes : Alright, so it's 6:12 am - I am too exhausted to tell everything in detail but it's been an irritating night to say the least. I hate drama, and I hate people that lie in wait for that Jerry Springer moment to pop up in order to capitalize on it. People like this make me fucking sick. I just want to tell this one part though because it's funny as hell and there is NO WAY we could ever actually set this up - just something funny that happened. Basically my buddy's wife fucked off and left him all torn up - so we go about getting him a BJ from this goofy chick. I call my buddy and tell him I'm coming over to give him a surprise. What I wasn't privy to was that he had a small party going on, a few couples who got a bit drunk and randy. So as chance has it, we walk in with this eager chick ready to make my buddy feel better, and there on the couch are 3 naked dudes with their cocks hanging out - and all 3 (naked) girls are upstairs cleaning up. The chick FREAKS and thinks I called my buddy and told him to line up all the dudes with their cocks ready to go or some shit. It was SO fucking FUNNY we all couldn't stop laughing at the bad timing and awkwardness of the situation. Of course Bambi the silly slut thought it would be a great opportunity to wig out and be all dramatic, and get this - actually ended up running down the street to get away from these people. NO JOKE We tried calling her a couple times and finally said fuck her and I called it a night. What a dumb bitch. __________________ Domain Auction - now till 12:01AM on the 2nd... Paper Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Cash The Real Workout - Innocent High - Oye Loca - Her Freshman Year - Solo Interviews - This Girl Sucks. ** HQ Fresh ORIGINAL sites.

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