I have been cleansing my colon the last 7 days - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 06-22-2007, 09:47 PM

Man oh man do i feel cleansed

I am using special teas and stuff

I am posting from the toilet right now.

9818783 · 06-22-2007, 09:50 PM

call Lanny Barby

and ask her to do you in the butt with a strapon,

I hear she's into that now

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 06-22-2007, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Man oh man do i feel cleansed

I am using special teas and stuff

I am posting from the toilet right now.

I am horney now.

nico-t · 06-22-2007, 09:54 PM

whats up with the drama? any updates?

Spunky · 06-22-2007, 09:55 PM

Poopin is cool..what happened to colon cleanse?

nico-t · 06-22-2007, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9818783

call Lanny Barby

and ask her to do you in the butt with a strapon,

I hear she's into that now

its Lanny Barbie and hi LC

Damian_Maxcash · 06-22-2007, 09:56 PM

I've had someone cleansing my colon for the last few days - but that's enough about my sex life.

Juicy D. Links · 06-22-2007, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

whats up with the drama? any updates?

Alec and I talked earlier today on the phone and worked things out between us, all is cool.

Juicy D. Links · 06-22-2007, 09:58 PM

this aint joking , you seriosuly feel better when you see the built up garbage that was resding in there come out of your body

9818783 · 06-22-2007, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

its "lanny-barbie.cuntlog." Lanny Barbie and hi LC

check the wikipedia article about her

Just a few weeks after getting married on April 1, 2005
it was announced by Vivid Entertainment that they had
just signed Barby for a two year exclusive contract,
making Barby the first Vivid Girl from Montreal.[4]

But the moment she signed her contract with Vivid Entertainment
it became official, she would legally from that point on be known
as Lanny Barby.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-22-2007, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

this aint joking , you seriosuly feel better when you see the built up garbage that was resding in there come out of your body

haha, a serious cleanse should be accompanied by a serious fast, around should go on for at least 10-14 days. I finished a 14 day cleanse abour 2-3 weeks ago, and by the end of the first week, you are shitting out some the nastiest ass looking crap you've ever seen...

you can go the quick route and do a colonic irrigation (enema, woot doot!) but i've never liked the idea of pumping a quart of mineral solution up my ass. i'd rather starve myself for 2 weeks...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-22-2007, 10:09 PM

and yes, something about your body feels incredibly different (in a great way) after having passed all those acids and toxins from your body...

this is the book i read prior to commencing my detox cleanse...
http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Detox-Secr.../dp/1594771421

nico-t · 06-22-2007, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9818783

check the wikipedia article about her

Just a few weeks after getting married on April 1, 2005
it was announced by Vivid Entertainment that they had
just signed Barby for a two year exclusive contract,
making Barby the first Vivid Girl from Montreal.[4]

But the moment she signed her contract with Vivid Entertainment
it became official, she would legally from that point on be known
as Lanny Barby.

wiki can say whatever they want, it's overture what I really listen to ;)

Spiegelau · 06-22-2007, 10:14 PM

"I have been cleansing my colon the last 7 days "

Have you been using the Rutland 8" Round Wire Chimney Brush?

It's an 8" Round Wire Chimney Brush by Chimney Sweep. The stiff, oil tempered spring wire bristle Chimney Sweep chimney cleaning brush is designed for the homeowner with an extremely dirty chimney, or for Juicy D. Links junk filled colon. You will love the way you feel!

Rhesus · 06-22-2007, 10:30 PM

Just drinking a few litres of Kleanprep will do the job too in a day or two, I just wonder how good you'll actually feel.

UniversalPass Pete · 06-22-2007, 10:37 PM

I hear liquid plumber does wonders!

Spunky · 06-22-2007, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

and yes, something about your body feels incredibly different (in a great way) after having passed all those acids and toxins from your body...

this is the book i read prior to commencing my detox cleanse...
http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Detox-Secr.../dp/1594771421

Snake oil?

Quote:

Unfortunately, much of this guidebook's program is entirely unsubstantiated. The author is not a doctor, but rather a student of Chinese civilization, and his medical explanation ranges from shaky to irresponsible. For instance, he refers to "toxemia" as a "state of toxicity in the blood and tissues," though medical parlance already defines "toxemia" as a sometimes-fatal pregnancy complication. Specific claims come without any documentation, such as his statement, attributed to "several studies," that "five glasses of pure water per day ... may reduce ... risk of colon cancer by 45 percent, breast cancer by 80 percent, and bladder cancer by 50 percent." Most disconcerting are the dubious medical interventions he touts, such as the "Zapper," an electronic parasite-removal device he suggests as a treatment for "asthma, cancer, chronic fatigue syndrome, and candida fungal infections." More reliable sources on detoxification can be found in any self-help section.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-22-2007, 11:15 PM

we're talking traditional chinese medicine here, something western science and medicine doesn't always give much credibility to. on many occasions he claims that regular body detox will cure pretty much every disease imaginable, cancer included, which i can't say i believe myself. but the cleansing programs discussed are solid, including the methods discussed for lowering tissue acidity and flushing rectal plaque. both of which will leave you feeling a lot better, trust me on that. i can see how some people may take the views as misleading, i certainly wouldn't outright recommend a detox program to cure cancer by any means. i've yet to see this disproven either though, and is the multibillion dollar pharmaceutical industry going to go out of their way to help prove that you can cure most ailments simply by taking some time off, relaxing, and shitting all your problems out? probably not. most people aren't readily willing to give up western medicine, which in itself is pretty fucking questionable if you ask me...

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	whats up with the drama? any updates?

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Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	I've had someone cleansing my colon for the last few days - but that's enough about my sex life.

06-22-2007, 09:58 PM	#9
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	this aint joking , you seriosuly feel better when you see the built up garbage that was resding in there come out of your body

06-22-2007, 10:09 PM	#12
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	and yes, something about your body feels incredibly different (in a great way) after having passed all those acids and toxins from your body... this is the book i read prior to commencing my detox cleanse... http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Detox-Secr.../dp/1594771421

06-22-2007, 10:14 PM	#14
Spiegelau So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 618	"I have been cleansing my colon the last 7 days " Have you been using the Rutland 8" Round Wire Chimney Brush? It's an 8" Round Wire Chimney Brush by Chimney Sweep. The stiff, oil tempered spring wire bristle Chimney Sweep chimney cleaning brush is designed for the homeowner with an extremely dirty chimney, or for Juicy D. Links junk filled colon. You will love the way you feel!

06-22-2007, 10:30 PM	#15
Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	Just drinking a few litres of Kleanprep will do the job too in a day or two, I just wonder how good you'll actually feel.

06-22-2007, 11:15 PM	#18
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	we're talking traditional chinese medicine here, something western science and medicine doesn't always give much credibility to. on many occasions he claims that regular body detox will cure pretty much every disease imaginable, cancer included, which i can't say i believe myself. but the cleansing programs discussed are solid, including the methods discussed for lowering tissue acidity and flushing rectal plaque. both of which will leave you feeling a lot better, trust me on that. i can see how some people may take the views as misleading, i certainly wouldn't outright recommend a detox program to cure cancer by any means. i've yet to see this disproven either though, and is the multibillion dollar pharmaceutical industry going to go out of their way to help prove that you can cure most ailments simply by taking some time off, relaxing, and shitting all your problems out? probably not. most people aren't readily willing to give up western medicine, which in itself is pretty fucking questionable if you ask me...