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Old 06-28-2007, 05:48 PM   #51
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:00 PM   #52
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I can deal with snoring. Im a stoned cold sleeper. Fellas post pics my roommie and i are taking applications. hehe
lol I'll apply and i think you have hung out with me enough to know what i look like without pics
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:05 PM   #53
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you are doing it wrong.

Put the can on the fridge 5 minutes, then with one hand grab the handle of the fridge and open it.. with the other hand take the can out. Almost there!

sit, put can between your hot legs.
place your hand on metal cover and leave it there a few seconds to warm the cover (therefore it expands).

Open it! (not the legs)

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Old 06-28-2007, 06:29 PM   #54
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man in the house also = pee on the toilet seat
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:34 PM   #55
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Maybe I've just never found the right man.
I think we can setup a nice Reality site trying to find you a man PK.
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:55 PM   #56
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I think we can setup a nice Reality site trying to find you a man PK.
Haha.. my DIL and I had a laugh the other day that I needed one of those "bachelorette" kinda shows.

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Old 06-28-2007, 06:57 PM   #57
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you are doing it wrong.

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Open it! (not the legs)

-- itadakimasu!
hey if shirley wants to open her legs i wouldn't complain
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Old 06-28-2007, 07:08 PM   #58
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Old 06-28-2007, 08:28 PM   #59
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:33 PM   #60
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Haha.. my DIL and I had a laugh the other day that I needed one of those "bachelorette" kinda shows.

PK
I've been applying for the PK houseboy gig for 5 years now.

I'm here for you B.
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:47 PM   #61
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:52 AM   #62
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blonde. hm. who is your roommate? post some pics ;)
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Old 06-29-2007, 04:56 AM   #63
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i haven't read a SINGLE respons ein this entire thread, but i'm going to assume that of the 60 responses posted, every one of them is an eager man waving his hands in the air to volunteer...

to this i say, open your own damn apple juice!

j/k. did you try running the top under hot water, or twisting it off with a wet dish rag?
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:18 PM   #64
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blonde. hm. who is your roommate? post some pics ;)



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Old 06-29-2007, 12:21 PM   #65
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Whoa she's a cutie too.

I can twist off caps, kill scorpions, and be designated driver!
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Old 06-29-2007, 12:31 PM   #66
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Nice pic
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:27 AM   #67
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Old 07-02-2007, 11:40 AM   #68
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Can i help you with your household?? The pink team will do good together
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:11 PM   #69
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I cook like a chef, I am clean and toilet trained.

I role perfect blunts and I got a french tongue.

I am looking for a winter home in AZ from November to April.

Let me know if that would work for you Babe
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:22 PM   #70
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I role perfect blunts and I got a french tongue.
you spelt roll wrong, but i forgive this...
neverhteless, the challenge has been issued...

ROLL OFF!!!!!
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:26 PM   #71
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Eat a few burgers and you'll be opening apple juice bottles in no time.
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:46 PM   #72
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so the bottle is still unopened?
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:50 PM   #73
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:52 PM   #74
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Typical women lol

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Old 07-02-2007, 01:00 PM   #75
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