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BoyAlley · 06-30-2007, 09:46 PM

I was volunteering at the Juvenile Diabetes golf outing yesterday.

I got to be the beer fag. I drove around in a golf cart all day handing out beer to all of the breeders that were taking part in the fundraiser. Breeders are so happy when you give them beer, very rewarding job.

Unfortunately, even though it was cloudy, my gay homosexual ass got burnt BAD.

CRIPE MIGHTY IT'S AWFUL!

I haven't been this red and itchy since that time I accidentally had anal sex in a poison ivy patch. Mercy.......

PS: Breeders look VERY hawt wearing their little golf outfits! I've decided I'm going to "go golfing" once a week and just rent a cart and drive around the course all day. Who says us fags aren't into sport?

Silly Guy · 06-30-2007, 09:49 PM

If I got to be teh beer fag ....I'd just get drunk in my golf cart

BoyAlley · 06-30-2007, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

If I got to be teh beer fag ....I'd just get drunk in my golf cart

Beer is for breeders.

If it had been the cosmopolitan cart, I woulda been in troubles!

Silly Guy · 06-30-2007, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Beer is for breeders.

If it had been the cosmopolitan cart, I woulda been in troubles!

they must have known you very well

BoyAlley · 06-30-2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

they must have known you very well

No but there were some breeders there that I wouldn't have minded getting to know a lot better.

I started handing out my number with the beers but no one has called me back yet.

tony286 · 06-30-2007, 09:55 PM

sunblock is your friend.

BoyAlley · 06-30-2007, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

sunblock is your friend.

I know I know. I have someone coming over later to put a "protein mask" on my face and make it all betters though........

Silly Guy · 06-30-2007, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

No but there were some breeders there that I wouldn't have minded getting to know a lot better.

I started handing out my number with the beers but no one has called me back yet.

just give it some time, they are playing hard to get

BoyAlley · 06-30-2007, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

just give it some time, they are playing hard to get

I know right? What breeder could resist my massive nose?

BoyAlley · 06-30-2007, 10:06 PM

Hrm. Maybe the fact that I look a lot like Barbara Streisand intimidates them?

Could be could be.......

PS: That's a pre-sunburn picture of Teh BoyAlley. My ears look like labia now.

baddog · 06-30-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I know I know. I have someone coming over later to put a "protein mask" on my face and make it all betters though........

Silly Guy · 06-30-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I know right? What breeder could resist my massive nose?

that nose must have lead to quite a few orgasms

BoyAlley · 06-30-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

that nose must have lead to quite a few orgasms

Teh prostate tickler........

After Shock Media · 06-30-2007, 10:59 PM

did you offer to clean anyones balls?
Your allowed to you know.

BoyAlley · 06-30-2007, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

did you offer to clean anyones balls?
Your allowed to you know.

See, why the hell didn't you breeders tell me things like this before I went?

I'll have to remember that for next time.......

jennym · 07-01-2007, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

just give it some time, they are playing hard to get

Either that or they are waiting for the wife to fall asleep.

BoyAlley · 07-01-2007, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jennym

Either that or they are waiting for the wife to fall asleep.

Oh you mean like "on the downlow" kind of thing? Tricky breeders.....

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06-30-2007, 09:46 PM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Lawds Mercy! I got so sunburn yesterday my ears look like labia. Help Help! I was volunteering at the Juvenile Diabetes golf outing yesterday. I got to be the beer fag. I drove around in a golf cart all day handing out beer to all of the breeders that were taking part in the fundraiser. Breeders are so happy when you give them beer, very rewarding job. Unfortunately, even though it was cloudy, my gay homosexual ass got burnt BAD. CRIPE MIGHTY IT'S AWFUL! I haven't been this red and itchy since that time I accidentally had anal sex in a poison ivy patch. Mercy....... PS: Breeders look VERY hawt wearing their little golf outfits! I've decided I'm going to "go golfing" once a week and just rent a cart and drive around the course all day. Who says us fags aren't into sport?

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Hrm. Maybe the fact that I look a lot like Barbara Streisand intimidates them? Could be could be....... PS: That's a pre-sunburn picture of Teh BoyAlley. My ears look like labia now. Last edited by BoyAlley; 06-30-2007 at 10:08 PM..

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