Youd be suprised what some college girls do to pay their cell phone bill! ahaha - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

EroticTalk · 08-05-2007, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by yys

My problem with that would have been the fact that everyone and their grandmother has a cellphone with a camera these days.

imagine what a grandmother do to pay her cell bill???????????????????

:winkwi nk:

GITZINGER · 08-05-2007, 09:09 AM

This will go down as one of the dumbest threads on GFY.

If you have a cellphone, you can take a pic. No pic=one sorry assed lie.

Adult Blogger · 08-05-2007, 11:28 AM

It's hard to take a picture of your imaginary friend, I mean, slut.

Adultnet · 08-05-2007, 11:33 AM

lol .. good luck have fun ..

geeknik · 08-05-2007, 11:39 AM

This thread is retarded.

eldominik · 08-05-2007, 12:03 PM

I took a girl in april from the road, and yes I fucked her and I have pictures of her if anyone wants of them. I was riding slowly at night and she was going thru the road, then she stopped and I drived near her. She asked me what I do and I said her that I only drive and have nothing to do. So she got to my car. Later on I fucked her in my apartment. I can say whole story and put some pics. Also I was driving with my friend too so he fucked her too. It was gangbang.

Adult Blogger · 08-05-2007, 12:08 PM

Hey, guys! Something crazy happened to me about two weeks ago. I was walking out of Micky D's when a cute chick approached me. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous, just cute, but her tits were bigger than a Big Mac and a happy meal combined! She asked me if I wanted my cocked sucked. Sure, for free, bitch! She said "fuck you!" and walked away. I asked her if she'd take my fries for a hand job. The bitch looked at the fries and said..."only if you add the Big Mac."

The slut was pretty good at stroking my cock, and, dare I say it, better than Janine (the name of my left had). Slut was talented, too, as she was juggling jerking off my cock while stuffing her mouth with French fries and Mac....the greasy feel of her palm as she stroked and grabbed the fries and Big Mac with the same hand made it an experience I could only describe as...different.

I blew a load in record time (How fast? Well, the bitch wasn't even done with the fries!). I could see the white goo trickle down from the tip of my cock to her greasy hands like a volcano spewing lava...and she licked it off her fingers akin to licking the cheesy powder after eating a bag of Cheetos!

She looked me straight in the eye and said "yummy!"

She left ASAP. Told me she had to go to TGIFriday. I guess the fries and Big Mac weren't enough.

dig420 · 08-05-2007, 12:20 PM

this is some white rapper kid telling you his jerkoff fantasies. whee.

Adult Blogger · 08-05-2007, 12:33 PM

LOL

The fantasy part is correct (I tried conencting the thread-starter's slut to mine, in case you're interested); but the White rapper kid isn't. ;)

eldominik · 08-05-2007, 03:04 PM

This thread needs some pics:

Want some pussy pics?

eddie-executive · 08-05-2007, 03:56 PM

Wow i come back and this thread is still going haha!!! Obviously we can see who is and who isn't getting laid here

Im out getting pussy and your here STILL typing teenage responses to something that happened a week ago on a WEEKEND!!!

I'm out on Saturday nights and your here still debating wether or not what i said was true

Now im glad i typed my experiences with her for you lame asses because thats the closest you'll ever get to pussy is seeing it typed on GFY.

Keep bumping this while im out bumpin some hot pussy.

If your saving yourself for marriage i respect that but dont be bitter calling everyone a liar because you don't get any. Be positive and patient you'll get some pussy one day you'll see

psili · 08-05-2007, 04:04 PM

You have to understand, you're posting threads on an adult message board with no proof. What else do you expect from the community, other than to call bullshit?

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Wow i come back and this thread is still going haha!!! Obviously we can see who is and who isn't getting laid here

Im out getting pussy and your here STILL typing teenage responses to something that happened a week ago on a WEEKEND!!!

I'm out on Saturday nights and your here still debating wether or not what i said was true

Now im glad i typed my experiences with her for you lame asses because thats the closest you'll ever get to pussy is seeing it typed on GFY.

Keep bumping this while im out bumpin some hot pussy.

If your saving yourself for marriage i respect that but dont be bitter calling everyone a liar because you don't get any. Be positive and patient you'll get some pussy one day you'll see

polish_aristocrat · 08-07-2007, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by eddie-executive

And Polish Aristocock your not 40 your 23 at best the way you act is a dead giveaway.

I never claimed to be 40, but I'm older than 23...

anyway, it's you who's the loser who makes up fake stories about paying for a handjob

germ · 08-07-2007, 02:07 AM

Young · 08-07-2007, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

you lame asses because thats the closest you'll ever get to pussy is seeing it typed on GFY.

NTM · 08-07-2007, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Im out getting pussy and your here...

Sure you are, loser.
Hint: masturbating to Harry Potter on a Saturday night is not "getting pussy"

stop making up stories, move out of your moms basement and get a life, virgin.

Doctor Dre · 08-07-2007, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Im out getting pussy and your here STILL typing teenage responses to something that happened a week ago on a WEEKEND!!!

I'm out on Saturday nights and your here still debating wether or not what i said was true

Actually kissing and telling is pretty childish... I've prolly fucked more girls (without paying) in the last two weeks then you've fucked in the last 2 years and I don't go arround telling all my stories.

Doctor Dre · 08-07-2007, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM

Sure you are, loser.
Hint: masturbating to Harry Potter on a Saturday night is not "getting pussy"

stop making up stories, move out of your moms basement and get a life, virgin.

I have no problem beleiving that he paid to get laid...

When you feel the need to come brag on an industry message board about your sex life (and the fact that you're paying girls to get it) and you're ilke 30 it's cauz there is serious problem.

polish_aristocrat · 08-17-2007, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

When you feel the need to come brag on an industry message board about your sex life (and the fact that you're paying girls to get it) and you're ilke 30 it's cauz there is serious problem.

lazycash · 08-17-2007, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Blogger

Hey, guys! Something crazy happened to me about two weeks ago. I was walking out of Micky D's when a cute chick approached me. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous, just cute, but her tits were bigger than a Big Mac and a happy meal combined! She asked me if I wanted my cocked sucked. Sure, for free, bitch! She said "fuck you!" and walked away. I asked her if she'd take my fries for a hand job. The bitch looked at the fries and said..."only if you add the Big Mac."

The slut was pretty good at stroking my cock, and, dare I say it, better than Janine (the name of my left had). Slut was talented, too, as she was juggling jerking off my cock while stuffing her mouth with French fries and Mac....the greasy feel of her palm as she stroked and grabbed the fries and Big Mac with the same hand made it an experience I could only describe as...different.

I blew a load in record time (How fast? Well, the bitch wasn't even done with the fries!). I could see the white goo trickle down from the tip of my cock to her greasy hands like a volcano spewing lava...and she licked it off her fingers akin to licking the cheesy powder after eating a bag of Cheetos!

She looked me straight in the eye and said "yummy!"

She left ASAP. Told me she had to go to TGIFriday. I guess the fries and Big Mac weren't enough.

Lee · 09-07-2007, 05:05 AM

To summarise, page one was a good read, pages 2 and 3 have deteriorated into name calling.

Meanwhile poor Humpty Leftnut is still waiting for pics to beat off to.

DutchTeenCash · 09-07-2007, 06:40 AM

OMG that sound SO familiar I know a guy who told me EXACTLY the same - wait was this her?

Fletch XXX · 09-07-2007, 06:56 AM

polish_aristocrat · 09-16-2007, 03:24 AM

hey eddie you still meeting this girl?

sltr · 09-16-2007, 07:11 AM

3 pages re: whether or not someone no one here knows got a bj?

classic!

Angie77 · 09-16-2007, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SilkyJohnson

Sounds like you've been watching too much porn with all those lame ass attempts at story lines...I'm not buyin' it.

Seriously...

RAM · 09-16-2007, 10:45 AM

he is working on a 3 some now

KrisKross · 09-16-2007, 03:35 PM

She was a dime? 38C means she's kinda chubby.

Iron Fist · 09-16-2007, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut

Man my penis has been patiently waiting since yesterday to feed off your scraps, can you please hurry this up?

Now thats funny...

eightmotives · 05-13-2008, 04:39 PM

bump, what a fucking classic thread LOL!

CDSmith · 05-13-2008, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

It's amazing what beer goggles will fix.

Nicky · 05-13-2008, 05:18 PM

haha great thread

EmpireAutopilot · 05-13-2008, 06:34 PM

Awww, the guy fell in love with his imaginary hooker. Aint that cute.

raven1083 · 05-13-2008, 07:26 PM

I'm intrigue with your story. Share us a picture of that lady, but I'm sure you're a lucky dude!

viencarl · 05-14-2008, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmpireAutopilot

Awww, the guy fell in love with his imaginary hooker. Aint that cute.

HotVaderMD · 05-14-2008, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

I met this dime piece outside of TGIF last night shes 20. Long story short she needs to pay her cell phone bill or she gets kicked out of her parents house. She offered to jerk me off and let me touch her in the car near the mall

So its gonna cost $80 but she's a dime 100% italian 38c perky tits thin frame. Im sure ill get her to suck it at least if i dont tap it in the car.

You always pay for it anyway its a cost of a nice dinner.

And nope she aint a tranny and definitley not a whore or drug user. I got a sneak peek in her car last night and she goes to temple university. Just a regular old hot wild college girl.

Then i got my regular booty call hittin me up after 12 its gonna be a nice night

She goes to Temple? Haha be careful brah and wrap it up. Them Temple girls be dirty. Take it from me I live almost on campus

sweetcuties · 05-14-2008, 05:19 AM

Most college girls (ones that go away) are whores, fact

fardoche27 · 05-14-2008, 06:39 AM

This would make a great paysite!! cellphonebillsluts.com

08-05-2007, 09:09 AM	#102
GITZINGER Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: up your sisters ass Posts: 929	This will go down as one of the dumbest threads on GFY. If you have a cellphone, you can take a pic. No pic=one sorry assed lie. __________________ Your momma was a ho!!!

08-05-2007, 11:28 AM	#103
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Adult Blogger Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 123	Hey, guys! Something crazy happened to me about two weeks ago. I was walking out of Micky D's when a cute chick approached me. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous, just cute, but her tits were bigger than a Big Mac and a happy meal combined! She asked me if I wanted my cocked sucked. Sure, for free, bitch! She said "fuck you!" and walked away. I asked her if she'd take my fries for a hand job. The bitch looked at the fries and said..."only if you add the Big Mac." The slut was pretty good at stroking my cock, and, dare I say it, better than Janine (the name of my left had). Slut was talented, too, as she was juggling jerking off my cock while stuffing her mouth with French fries and Mac....the greasy feel of her palm as she stroked and grabbed the fries and Big Mac with the same hand made it an experience I could only describe as...different. I blew a load in record time (How fast? Well, the bitch wasn't even done with the fries!). I could see the white goo trickle down from the tip of my cock to her greasy hands like a volcano spewing lava...and she licked it off her fingers akin to licking the cheesy powder after eating a bag of Cheetos! She looked me straight in the eye and said "yummy!" She left ASAP. Told me she had to go to TGIFriday. I guess the fries and Big Mac weren't enough. __________________ I write adult blogs. Contact me at ICQ#210313241 and lets do biz.

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08-05-2007, 12:20 PM	#108
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08-05-2007, 12:33 PM	#109
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08-05-2007, 03:04 PM	#110
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