most classic customer service email ever? - GoFuckYourself.com

wiggitywack · 08-07-2007, 07:29 AM

this is one of the best I have seen in a long time....

I am Ibrahim from Pakistan. I really fell in love. The second boy which is present in your site(who sometimes sit on the football and sometime he have a rope with him in pictures)I love him deeply. I want to fuck him. Please send me some naked pictures of him from the back side(booty) so that i Satisfied myself. I will really very thankful to you.
Please send these picture on my email address which is given below
[email protected]
Thanks

tical · 08-07-2007, 08:15 AM

Gentle men,

I was on your site and what i saw there was beyond what i can explain.
Men, that is what God will judge on the last day when Christ Jesus will
return to judge the wicked and the lawless.

Our human body are the temple of the Lord not to be exposed or sell out
for sinful pleasures or for seeking unclean ways of making money.
You better repent now.

Know that Jesus die for all our sins and through him we can obtain the
forgiveness of our sins. It break my heart to see young ladies that
are under the trap of satan in your hand doing what is sacred in
the open.

Repent before it is too late.

Efe

hjnet · 08-07-2007, 08:36 AM

Gentle men,

I was on your site and what i saw there was beyond what i can explain.
Men, that is what God will judge on the last day when Christ Jesus will
return to judge the wicked and the lawless.

Our human body are the temple of the Lord not to be exposed or sell out
for sinful pleasures or for seeking unclean ways of making money.
You better repent now.

Know that Jesus die for all our sins and through him we can obtain the
forgiveness of our sins. It break my heart to see young ladies that
are under the trap of satan in your hand doing what is sacred in
the open.

Repent before it is too late.

Efe

P.S.: Please send me more pics of that nasty asian girl in the tube

Lace · 08-07-2007, 09:19 AM

I love it!!! LOLOLOL!

sniperwolf · 08-07-2007, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet

Gentle men,

I was on your site and what i saw there was beyond what i can explain.
Men, that is what God will judge on the last day when Christ Jesus will
return to judge the wicked and the lawless.

Our human body are the temple of the Lord not to be exposed or sell out
for sinful pleasures or for seeking unclean ways of making money.
You better repent now.

Know that Jesus die for all our sins and through him we can obtain the
forgiveness of our sins. It break my heart to see young ladies that
are under the trap of satan in your hand doing what is sacred in
the open.

Repent before it is too late.

Efe

P.S.: Please send me more pics of that nasty asian girl in the tube

LMAO

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-07-2007, 09:39 AM

lol oh man are those guys for real????

Lace · 08-07-2007, 12:13 PM

Damn this thread dropped!

_Rush_ · 08-07-2007, 04:01 PM

> > Sent: 06/27/2007 > I am concerned that some of the very beautiful ladies appear in pain from > the enormous size of the male actors dick. Accordingly would like to offer > my servcies (at a reduced rate ) as mine is a little smaller ... > seriously seen hundreds of similar sites but the quality of your girls and > video footage skill is the very best of all... my favourite jantra and > janee > > cheers guys and girls keep up the good work >

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I can't Access to you are friend page. Why？ I do not understand it. (I am japanese.I do not understand English Please Write it in Japanese.)

----------------

my name is XXXXXX, 35, from England, having obviously, found myself so instantly & admiringly captivated by you, being the cutest & most excitingly beautiful & teasingly irrisistible girl I've ever seen. Thus before hopefully joining your site - willingly, as one of your devotedly adoring web-pets, would like to ask a few questions if you don't mind.

1. Would it always be possible to email you & when/if time, would the reply always be from 'you.' 2. Are your lovely cute knickers always soaked heavily in your delicious sweet juices and really from 'you.' 3. Would you ever consider selling anything else such as well worn hosiery and pieces of used chewing gum?

In the hope of your reply and to soon appreciating you more fully and devotedly, Yours adoringly, XXXXXXX.

---------------

FirstName: bryan LastName: jose Subscription#: 1982 UserName: XXXXX Message: im looking for women

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Those are some of the most recent ones. We don't keep an archive, but some of them really crack me up.

Spunky · 08-07-2007, 04:03 PM

Damn them paki homos

jonesonyou · 08-07-2007, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet

Gentle men,

I was on your site and what i saw there was beyond what i can explain.
Men, that is what God will judge on the last day when Christ Jesus will
return to judge the wicked and the lawless.

Our human body are the temple of the Lord not to be exposed or sell out
for sinful pleasures or for seeking unclean ways of making money.
You better repent now.

Know that Jesus die for all our sins and through him we can obtain the
forgiveness of our sins. It break my heart to see young ladies that
are under the trap of satan in your hand doing what is sacred in
the open.

Repent before it is too late.

Efe
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I got an email similar to this from a woman last week.

D · 08-07-2007, 04:16 PM

One we got last week:

"Is frathousefuckfest.com an actual reality website? or is it staged? I know I'm in a fraternity, and we could never get girls to do this in the middle of our parties!"

We responded by sending him an instructional "how to" email.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 08-07-2007, 06:27 PM

I LOVE member emails. More more more!

wiggitywack · 08-08-2007, 08:25 AM

this one is weird...the strangest one always come from the mid east or germany...this one sounds like a muslim in Germany

"allah multan mecca vatikan moscheen shemale germany marbach n stüble in marbach nähe bahnhof koran bibel"

08-07-2007, 07:29 AM	#1
wiggitywack Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 561	most classic customer service email ever? this is one of the best I have seen in a long time.... I am Ibrahim from Pakistan. I really fell in love. The second boy which is present in your site(who sometimes sit on the football and sometime he have a rope with him in pictures)I love him deeply. I want to fuck him. Please send me some naked pictures of him from the back side(booty) so that i Satisfied myself. I will really very thankful to you. Please send these picture on my email address which is given below [email protected] Thanks

08-07-2007, 08:15 AM	#2
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	Gentle men, I was on your site and what i saw there was beyond what i can explain. Men, that is what God will judge on the last day when Christ Jesus will return to judge the wicked and the lawless. Our human body are the temple of the Lord not to be exposed or sell out for sinful pleasures or for seeking unclean ways of making money. You better repent now. Know that Jesus die for all our sins and through him we can obtain the forgiveness of our sins. It break my heart to see young ladies that are under the trap of satan in your hand doing what is sacred in the open. Repent before it is too late. Efe __________________ 112.020.756

08-07-2007, 09:19 AM	#4
Lace Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,116	I love it!!! LOLOLOL! __________________ Your Paysite Partner Strength In Numbers! StickyDollars \| RadicalCash \| KennysPennies \| HomegrownCash

08-07-2007, 09:39 AM	#6
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08-07-2007, 12:13 PM	#7
Lace Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 16,116	Damn this thread dropped! __________________ Your Paysite Partner Strength In Numbers! StickyDollars \| RadicalCash \| KennysPennies \| HomegrownCash

08-07-2007, 08:36 AM	#3
hjnet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 3,815	Gentle men, I was on your site and what i saw there was beyond what i can explain. Men, that is what God will judge on the last day when Christ Jesus will return to judge the wicked and the lawless. Our human body are the temple of the Lord not to be exposed or sell out for sinful pleasures or for seeking unclean ways of making money. You better repent now. Know that Jesus die for all our sins and through him we can obtain the forgiveness of our sins. It break my heart to see young ladies that are under the trap of satan in your hand doing what is sacred in the open. Repent before it is too late. Efe P.S.: Please send me more pics of that nasty asian girl in the tube

08-07-2007, 04:01 PM	#8
_Rush_ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Buenos Aires Posts: 742	> > Sent: 06/27/2007 > I am concerned that some of the very beautiful ladies appear in pain from > the enormous size of the male actors dick. Accordingly would like to offer > my servcies (at a reduced rate ) as mine is a little smaller ... > seriously seen hundreds of similar sites but the quality of your girls and > video footage skill is the very best of all... my favourite jantra and > janee > > cheers guys and girls keep up the good work > --------------- I can't Access to you are friend page. Why？ I do not understand it. (I am japanese.I do not understand English Please Write it in Japanese.) ---------------- my name is XXXXXX, 35, from England, having obviously, found myself so instantly & admiringly captivated by you, being the cutest & most excitingly beautiful & teasingly irrisistible girl I've ever seen. Thus before hopefully joining your site - willingly, as one of your devotedly adoring web-pets, would like to ask a few questions if you don't mind. 1. Would it always be possible to email you & when/if time, would the reply always be from 'you.' 2. Are your lovely cute knickers always soaked heavily in your delicious sweet juices and really from 'you.' 3. Would you ever consider selling anything else such as well worn hosiery and pieces of used chewing gum? In the hope of your reply and to soon appreciating you more fully and devotedly, Yours adoringly, XXXXXXX. --------------- FirstName: bryan LastName: jose Subscription#: 1982 UserName: XXXXX Message: im looking for women --------------- Those are some of the most recent ones. We don't keep an archive, but some of them really crack me up. __________________ No sig.

08-07-2007, 04:03 PM	#9
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	Damn them paki homos __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

08-07-2007, 04:16 PM	#11
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	One we got last week: "Is frathousefuckfest.com an actual reality website? or is it staged? I know I'm in a fraternity, and we could never get girls to do this in the middle of our parties!" We responded by sending him an instructional "how to" email. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

08-07-2007, 06:27 PM	#12
Ayla_SquareTurtle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 5000 full paysite reviews and counting Posts: 3,550	I LOVE member emails. More more more! __________________ gone. long gone. aylasquareturtle .."a"t".. gmail dawt com

08-08-2007, 08:25 AM	#13
wiggitywack Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 561	this one is weird...the strangest one always come from the mid east or germany...this one sounds like a muslim in Germany "allah multan mecca vatikan moscheen shemale germany marbach n stüble in marbach nähe bahnhof koran bibel"