Flint Police Dept: 93 Days - 1 Yr. Jail and/or up to $500 Fine For Saggy Pants - GoFuckYourself.com

D Ghost · 07-11-2008, 12:53 AM

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So, what are Flint?s cops worried about? Sagging pants and exposed buttocks. ?Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout,? reports the Detroit Free Press.

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moeloubani · 07-11-2008, 12:55 AM

kind of gay but the obvious solution is just to wear your pants normally

bringer · 07-11-2008, 12:55 AM

fuck em. id just walk around in my boxers and see what they think about that.

BusterBunny · 07-11-2008, 01:00 AM

how the hell is anyone supposed to get their toilet snaked...all the plumbers are gonna be in jail

bloggingseo · 07-11-2008, 01:22 AM

Hilarious!

2012 · 07-11-2008, 01:28 AM

Moral to this story ....

Don't show your buttocks when Mr. Dicks is around ?
mmmmmmkay

tranza · 07-11-2008, 05:45 AM

That's a joke, right??

MaDalton · 07-11-2008, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

how the hell is anyone supposed to get their toilet snaked...all the plumbers are gonna be in jail

lol - that was the first thing i was thinking about

bausch · 07-11-2008, 06:08 AM

What about wearing low riders for females, these are pants that are very very tight but ride low on the hips and expose butt crack?

Rather sexist to ban male butt crack but not female butt crack?

Manowar · 07-11-2008, 06:12 AM

that is hilarious

StuBradley · 07-11-2008, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by bausch

What about wearing low riders for females, these are pants that are very very tight but ride low on the hips and expose butt crack?

Rather sexist to ban male butt crack but not female butt crack?

I didn't read anywhere in that article that females were excluded.

Matt 26z · 07-11-2008, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

kind of gay but the obvious solution is just to wear your pants normally

And what is normal?

I do not wear my pants above my hip bones. I find that to be very uncomfortable. I have them down a bit around my hips, which means an inch or two of my underwear may be visible.

Clothing is clothing. You can't say a certain article is banned from eyesight while you are wearing it.

pornguy · 07-11-2008, 06:29 AM

As sad as it is, it will help stop or at least slow a lot of low level crimes like gang issues and such.

D Ghost · 07-11-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

Moral to this story ....

Don't show your buttocks when Mr. Dicks is around ?
mmmmmmkay

Karupted Charles · 07-11-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

As sad as it is, it will help stop or at least slow a lot of low level crimes like gang issues and such.

Wrong. It will increase it. Why you ask? Well because now the criminals will be able to run faster since their pants are pulled up. These cops are taking away from millions invested in advertising by "the man" to convince thugs to wear baggy pants there by allowing fat lazy cops to catch them easier.

xxxdesign-net · 07-11-2008, 11:32 AM

next thing you know cleavage or hard nipples will be outlawed ...

Michael O · 07-11-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

next thing you know cleavage or hard nipples will be outlawed ...

I supported the law until I read this but you have a point, THIS MUST NEVER HAPPEN!!

Amber Kelly · 07-11-2008, 12:04 PM

I totally support this. I was standing in line at 7-11 one time and there was two really young girls with their parent and in front of them some dude with his ass fully showing, and the little girls were just looking at him. I was like come on kids dont need to see guys asses in their face hanging out of their pants. Lets get real here.

stickyfingerz · 07-11-2008, 12:13 PM

I hate people that wear their pants like that, but that is my opinion. I think its completely fucking wrong to make clothing illegal. If my underwear hangs out I can goto jail? Sometimes I run to get the mail and forget my belt. So if my pants slide down a bit Im taking a ride in a squad car? sheesh.

xxxdesign-net · 07-11-2008, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Kelly

I totally support this. I was standing in line at 7-11 one time and there was two really young girls with their parent and in front of them some dude with his ass fully showing, and the little girls were just looking at him. I was like come on kids dont need to see guys asses in their face hanging out of their pants. Lets get real here.

should they have been arrested and put 93 days in jail ? As anyone ever been traumatized by seeing a plumber ass crack..? Wouldnt it be more reasonable to issue fines only for repeat offenders? 93+ days prison term ? Get real

Karupted Charles · 07-11-2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

should they have been arrested and put 93 days in jail ? As anyone ever been traumatized by seeing a plumber ass crack..? Wouldnt it be more reasonable to issue fines only for repeat offenders? 93+ days prison term ? Get real

You have not met my plumber

borked · 07-11-2008, 12:22 PM

Only In America™

DWB · 07-11-2008, 12:31 PM

good for them. nobody should wear pants like that anyway. and any criminal with 1/2 a brain knows you can't run from the cops with pants hung low.

GrouchyAdmin · 07-11-2008, 12:32 PM

If you're not smart enough to know how fat you are, you can spend some time in jail, detoxing.

Mister E · 07-11-2008, 12:39 PM

The only police SHOULD BE fashion cops.

I support this insanity.

When co-opting from another culture just aim low.....

My fave still is the Pakistani hip hop gangs I see around

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-11-2008, 12:48 PM

Holy shit, how boring does your life have to be to care enough about someone else's pants to get a law passed about it? Somebody get these people a DVD to watch or better yet, a book to read....

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 07-11-2008, 12:54 PM

Why do the American (USA) people place government officials in power who create such social controls on their population... Criminalize everything and police everyone tactic or place people in situations that they have no choice but to act in ways that are against laws, should be criminal... Police and government officials are in power to serve, not to use methods of subterfuge to place individuals in dangerous situations then try to claim them...

The Heron · 07-11-2008, 12:57 PM

Flints full of useless fucks but this isn't about sending kids to jail but making more money I'm sure everyone just gets the fines, our prisons are already overflowing.

hypedough · 07-11-2008, 12:58 PM

Next step: treating men's breasts like women's.

D Ghost · 07-11-2008, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister E

My fave still is the Pakistani hip hop gangs I see around

lol

do you have an pics lol?

payd2purv · 07-11-2008, 01:02 PM

I wonder if this is just something taken completely out of context and meant for drunk university students who feel like dropping their pants??

chemicaleyes · 07-11-2008, 01:22 PM

Real funny stuff

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