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09-04-2007, 02:27 PM
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Who has time to make me a Web 1.0 design?
I want ALOT of Photoshop beveling in the logo text, a wide array of font colors, rainbow text possibly, also several instances of blinking text if you have those skills, and a really good MIDI song embedded in the page but no controls for the surfer to turn it off - I want my surfers to take the time to listen to Lionel Ritchie's Ballerina Girl - it will add to their surfing experience.
Black background would be best with yellow as the main font color but if you can find a really sharp repeating tile graphic I am open to that. who can do that for a reasonable price and not flake?
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09-04-2007, 02:29 PM
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Now choke yourself!
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Sorry. I only support MODPlug.
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09-04-2007, 02:32 PM
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hit 1 of the torrents sites, get a copy of FrontPage 97 and do it yourself.
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09-04-2007, 02:34 PM
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shit - i forgot that I need a way for people to contact me - so at the bottom of the page I require an animated gif of a spinning mailbox or something in a similar vein linked to my email address.
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I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
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09-04-2007, 02:37 PM
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I got a xoom hosting account ready for it.
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09-04-2007, 02:43 PM
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i love his animated email gif - is it in the public domain? 
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I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
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09-04-2007, 02:44 PM
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I make pixels work
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Im all about it!
Ill throw in some blinking stars around your headers and cool pattern brackgrounds for free 
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09-04-2007, 07:48 PM
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In the meantime, make sure you have a construction worker gif on the homepage.
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09-04-2007, 07:52 PM
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