Ambush Interview #115 Far-L - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

Bryan G · 09-13-2007, 02:42 PM

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5. Is it true you went to the AVN awards this year with Tom Green? Are you friends with him?

Tom and my friend Mike performed as "Keeping it real Crew" at the AVN award show party in the VIP lounge. A lot of people don't know that Tom used to be a kid rapper and was kind of a Canadian Kid Rock with a couple of radio singles back in the day. The first album Mike ever produced was Tone Loc's first record back when we were just getting out of school. His next was the Beastie's "Paul's Boutique"... anyone who was back there can attest to how they got the room bouncing old school style.

Certainly would call Tom and friend we shared many laughs together at the AVN show. I still crack a smile thinking about his whole "how big is the truffle?" in the truffle reduction sauce riff he did on the waitress at the resturaunt before the show.

Yes the group was Organized Rhyme

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2ctc4daiIZU

tASSy · 09-13-2007, 03:02 PM

w00t! i finally had a chance to read up, i knew this would be good!

CarlosTheGaucho · 09-13-2007, 03:45 PM

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The only milestone that I can recall is when I realized that physical beauty had absolutely nothing to do with what made for a good or bad experience and that attitude and enthusiasm were everything.

Nicely said and corresponds with my very personal research !

mailman · 09-13-2007, 04:09 PM

I have never had the pleasure of meeting Far-L.. I feel so unloved!

mailman · 09-13-2007, 04:10 PM

I did meet Joel once.. I guess hes just as cool if you take away all the cash, celebs, airplane and the good looks.

MediumPimpin · 09-13-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I have never had the pleasure of meeting Far-L.. I feel so unloved!

But we did hang in his big ass suite at Internext

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-13-2007, 04:17 PM

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I was paid to have sex with the most beautiful porn stars that were about as exciting to fuck as a piece of knotted timber.

I am sure someone could produce some of the shots of shoots I did with toothless biker chick amateurs that had seen better days but who loved sex and knew how to ring a guy's bell and left me walking dazed and euphoric for days.

Please post the pix with the beautiful porn stars, and not the toothless biker chicks...

ADG

jact · 09-13-2007, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Please post the pix with the beautiful porn stars, and not the toothless biker chicks...

ADG

No way, toothless all the way!

Trixxxia · 09-13-2007, 04:21 PM

Far-L - for those of us who are refreshing in hopes of another answer coming out, d'ya think ya can speed it ups a wintzybit? LMAO

Homegrownvideo · 09-13-2007, 04:25 PM

If you haven't met Farrell, you are really missing out. He is way cool and friendly with everyone. He can reccomend the most awesome mindblowing movies you will ever soon, and can tell you the craziest stories.

That being said, when I was hired on, it was quite odd edit the famous "Flying Anal" the day after I first met him. Working in porn takes some getting used to.

I'd also like to point out, <-- I have an earlier registration here than everyone else on the HomegrownVideo team! Hah!

Like you totally wouldn't do the same thing if you got that close

Vegas Ken · 09-13-2007, 04:48 PM

Some great stories and answers!

Clark · 09-13-2007, 04:51 PM

great stuff Farrel!!
HomeGrown are good folks.

Far-L · 09-13-2007, 09:41 PM

8. What is " Mr. Peeper's Home Videos"?

Mr Peepers was an amateur video series produced in Porn Valley, USA. The first video my ex and I made when we got into the LA porn scene was shot for Mr Peepers by a guy named Paul who would later become reborn as the notorious Max Hardcore.

The valley was melt-the-tarmac hot and another couple to shoot was at the duplex which was completely empty save for the wall-to-wall brown and orange shag carpet circa 1981.

The other couple was a cute blond pair who had big porn hair that had done a few porns already. Paul wanted them to go first "so they could show us what to do". Ok. No problem. No matter that we had shot a bunch of homemade amateur videos, spent a couple of years studying the biz, doing tantric sex workshops, and reading everything from feminist anti-porn rhetoric to every sex manual known to the western world. We were ready. I guess we just didn't look like we were ready. We didn't have the right hair.

So we would wait, sweating away while the other couple went horizontal. And sweat. And wait some more while standing there dripping. The experienced couple was having issues. Or more appropriately the dude was having difficulties keeping his dick hard. Apparently it kept melting away before any good "core" could be shot.

Finally, Paul decided to move on and give the panting pair a break. Time for me and Alyssa. Paul's brother opened some doors and windows to try and get some air flow to cool the place down.

Now we were certainly ready and we went at each other like a couple of bunnies at the easter orgy. It was good. Solid raunch. Sweaty, heaving sex. Butt smacking and dick gagging hardcore. Sex. The other couple became rather turned on and started making out by the open door to stay cool.

The camera was rolling and framed a nice close up on Alyssa's face while I rocked her from behind. That is when the neighbor walked by. We didn't see her but we both heard her clearly.

"Close the door you FUCKING PERVERTS!!!"

Alyssa looked over. Then looked back in the lens. Pause. Disbelief. Then looked again and looked back into the lens. We both started laughing hysterically.

And it was all captured on video. An enterprising perv could probably dig it up on a sexentertain feed since I am pretty sure they licensed all that Peepers stuff.

Welcome to the valley. Now blow your load and get the fuck out!

Far-L · 09-13-2007, 10:05 PM

9. What does this phrase mean to you: " Content is as buffalo to the Indian"?

I have a few mantras that have served me well since getting into this biz. One of them is "sex is food, people have to eat". Another is "content is as buffalo to the indian". (and yes I do know that "buffalo" are more accurately referred to as bison)

The idea is simple. Just as the plains indian would utilize every part of the animal for clothing, food, tools, etc. content needs to be broken down into as many different uses as possible. A cut for every outlet, net, cable, DVD, mobile, softcore, hardcore, etc.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-13-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

"Close the door you FUCKING PERVERTS!!!"

Alyssa looked over. Then looked back in the lens. Pause. Disbelief. Then looked again and looked back into the lens. We both started laughing hysterically.

And it was all captured on video. An enterprising perv could probably dig it up on a sexentertain feed since I am pretty sure they licensed all that Peepers stuff.

I think I found a frame grab:

I love porn bloopers...

ADG

Far-L · 09-13-2007, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I think I found a frame grab:

I love porn bloopers...

ADG

"Forbidden Zone" - Love that movie and was completely shocked to see it again on cable recently. Oingo Boingo. Herve V. A Zappa cameo. What else do you need for a party?

Your genius has just reached a whole new level as far as I am concerned. First the Dead on YouTube. Now this. Amazing.

pico and sepulveda, pico and sepulveda, pico and sepulveda

tony286 · 09-13-2007, 10:37 PM

man really good read.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-13-2007, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

"Forbidden Zone" - Love that movie and was completely shocked to see it again on cable recently. Oingo Boingo. Herve V. A Zappa cameo. What else do you need for a party?

Your genius has just reached a whole new level as far as I am concerned. First the Dead on YouTube. Now this. Amazing.

pico and sepulveda, pico and sepulveda, pico and sepulveda

Obscure/arcane references and double entendre are my forte...

Anyway, you are good my friend, picking up on that - BTW, Danny Elfman was Satan. Go figure...

Pico and Sepulveda

ADG

Far-L · 09-13-2007, 11:54 PM

10. Have you ever shot porn with Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)

Yes indeed. And in anticipation of the Dreyfuess question, I shot porn with him, fisher, buck henry, and tim hutton and a big shot producer named Charley Wessler's place.

This was back when myself and the south park fellas were making "prankster porn" together. At the time, no one knew what Trey or Matt looked like but everyone and their monkey's uncle had seen the spirit of xmas clip that became "South Park".

Soooooo... when we were invited to shoot a scene at wessler's place and he mentioned that some of his friends would be there to watch we knew we had to put on a really big shoooo.

I pretended to be Trey, mr up and coming hollywood superstar, and Trey pretended to be me, the porn version of cecil b. demille. We hired porn stars to not be porn stars but come in no make up and pass out coffee and cake. When the action got rolling, Buck Henry whipped out his mini cam to make his own video. Dreyfuess couldn't take his eyes off the action. Even when Matt Stone walked by and intentionally farted on him. Trey kept barking things like "people, people, I need more ASS LICKING! Goddammit GIVE ME MORE ASS LICKING!"

And me... well they all were coming up to me and saying how big I was going to be.

Our cover was almost blown because the make up artist that we hired was a popular 70s porn starlet who happened to know Buck from the glam fuck days of disco and Plato's Retreat. But, even if he knew what was up he kept it cool so we could keep up the goof.

At one point I asked Carrie if she could get the shots for me since I needed to pee. "What should I get?" She asked as earnestly as if she was talking to Luke in Episode 3. "Close ups!" I demanded. "Just get close ups!"

We kept it going and at one point the porn couple serving coffee makes like they are so turned on by the shooting that they take off their clothes and go out to the balcony to fuck. Buck didn't miss a beat but followed them right out with his camera. Carrie and Tim Hutton sat on a couch and looked on while a pair of porn folks gave each other head a foot or two away.

Finally, I make like I am so turned on that I can't stand it any longer either. I drop trou and put my cock into the action.

You could hear the gasps from four hollywood stars and their respective entourages like the oxygen had just been sucked out of the room. Then when enough atmosphere returned "Nooooooooooo" came out as a collective groan. End of a career before it even started you could hear them all thinking.

By the next day it was already circulating in the gossip mill. Buck Henry ran into Trey's very real attorney the next day at a cocktail party and told him what happened.

And the rest is Hollywood history. I guess being in porn doesn't have to ruin your career in Hollywood.

Halcyon · 09-14-2007, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

10. Have you ever shot porn with Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)

"people, people, I need more ASS LICKING! Goddammit GIVE ME MORE ASS LICKING!"

...

And the rest is Hollywood history.

I'm applauding right now... out of sheer joy. I love you, Farrel.

Far-L · 09-14-2007, 12:55 AM

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I'm applauding right now... out of sheer joy. I love you, Farrel.

I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing but i love you too man...

I think unicorns are really cool.

(looking forward to seeing you up seattle way - laurie reminded me today that we need to send a Hug Nation donation... will get that out tomorrow!)

Far-L · 09-14-2007, 01:13 AM

11. How do you know Richard Dreyfuss?

Simply met him the night he came to watch us make porn. Incidentally, he played a porn director one time in a movie. The first person to name that movie in this thread will get... their choice... $25 bucks cash or a year pass to the HGV site... which we get almost forty bucks a month for and has many, many members that have been with us for years...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-14-2007, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

11. How do you know Richard Dreyfuss?

Simply met him the night he came to watch us make porn. Incidentally, he played a porn director one time in a movie. The first person to name that movie in this thread will get... their choice... $25 bucks cash or a year pass to the HGV site... which we get almost forty bucks a month for and has many, many members that have been with us for years...

Inserts!

ADG

Far-L · 09-14-2007, 01:25 AM

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Inserts!

ADG

Ladies and Gentlemen... WE HAVE A WINNER!

(but could you have done it with out the internet? or is that like asking if bonds could have done it without the steroids? in your case... nope... you probably didn't need the net)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-14-2007, 01:40 AM

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Ladies and Gentlemen... WE HAVE A WINNER!

(but could you have done it with out the internet? or is that like asking if bonds could have done it without the steroids? in your case... nope... you probably didn't need the net)

I actually met Richard Dreyfuss once as well. It was at a COMDEX show in Las Vegas (for those of you who don't know what COMDEX is, it was the largest computer industry tradeshow in the world at the time).

Dreyfuss it turns out was a big computer geek, and I was the National Sales Manager for a computer company in Silicon Valley that created custom computers for the government and various industries (we're talking quad-processors, back in 1998!).

We talked for nearly 20 minutes. I was struck by how knowledgeable he was, and also how short he was. He is reportedly 5' 5', but that must be by NFL/NBA measurement standards.

Cool guy though, with a great sense of humor...

ADG

LadyMischief · 09-14-2007, 04:50 AM

Who'da thunk eh? I love Farrell's stories... I've heard most of them and I still can't wait to read more... (Even I am learning in this thread!)

Far-L · 09-14-2007, 07:24 AM

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Who'da thunk eh? I love Farrell's stories... I've heard most of them and I still can't wait to read more... (Even I am learning in this thread!)

(Let's see if you still say that after you have to listen to them as many times as Lincoln or Stefanie)

Trixxxia · 09-14-2007, 08:04 AM

Loving this stories hehehehe It's definitely one of the most entertaining, porn-history-with-a-twist learning experience!! Continue!!

Homegrownvideo · 09-14-2007, 08:46 AM

I need more ASS LICKING! Goddammit GIVE ME MORE ASS LICKING!

LadyMischief · 09-14-2007, 09:03 AM

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(Let's see if you still say that after you have to listen to them as many times as Lincoln or Stefanie)

I suppose after a while it's like listening to grandfather tell the same story he told you 100,000 times when you were a kid to YOUR little kid, smiling and rolling your eyes as you mouth it word for word... ;)

Far-L · 09-14-2007, 09:03 AM

12. Do you know everyone in Hollywood?

I don't know everyone or anyone really. I just know that of the ones I have met most were about as impressive to me as stewed turnips. I am impressed by people like my friend Mike who despite being a multi platinum, grammy winning, half a dozen albums listed as best of all time record producer is still humble and gracious to anyone and everyone he meets regardless of their place in the world or the people they know.

Poppy · 09-14-2007, 10:04 AM

I am really looking forward to reading this. Far-L you are an interesting person and funny as hell to be around man.

LadyMischief · 09-14-2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L

12. Do you know everyone in Hollywood?

I don't know everyone or anyone really. I just know that of the ones I have met most were about as impressive to me as stewed turnips. I am impressed by people like my friend Mike who despite being a multi platinum, grammy winning, half a dozen albums listed as best of all time record producer is still humble and gracious to anyone and everyone he meets regardless of their place in the world or the people they know.

I have to say Mike is probably one of the most laid back guys I've ever met. He is SO unassuming you would never know how successful he is unless someone told you. He is so totally genuine and fun.

JP-pornshooter · 09-14-2007, 10:17 AM

umm i know there is a structure to this ambush thing but perhaps you could share your story/experience on shooting porn on a public beach.. one of my alltime favorites..

Stefanie · 09-14-2007, 10:43 AM

Ah a Farrell thread....after working for him for 11 years I have some stories...just need to pick the best (or the worst?) Hee.

Ok first let me tell you about my first day- I was 22 and fresh off the bus from Michigan, I answer an ad in the paper for a 'video sales person". Yeah. So it's porn. A little freaked out, but I need to start bringing in some income so I take it.

I had never seen a porn before (shut up) so my new boss suggests I take home our new releases, check them out and get an idea of what we do so that I can sell them better.

So I go home, pop in one of the tapes. This lady is all naked and feeling herself up...ok, so far so good..then this face appears in the lower corner, like a shark coming up to eat her pussy....and the face is familiar....GOOD FUCKING LORD ITS MY NEW BOSS! Waaa-waaa. I popped that tape out so fast and didn't watch any of the others, just in case.

Yeah, Homegrown orientation forgot to mention that the President was also a performer....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-14-2007, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Stefanie

Ah a Farrell thread....after working for him for 11 years I have some stories...just need to pick the best (or the worst?) Hee.

Ok first let me tell you about my first day- I was 22 and fresh off the bus from Michigan, I answer an ad in the paper for a 'video sales person". Yeah. So it's porn. A little freaked out, but I need to start bringing in some income so I take it.

I had never seen a porn before (shut up) so my new boss suggests I take home our new releases, check them out and get an idea of what we do so that I can sell them better.

So I go home, pop in one of the tapes. This lady is all naked and feeling herself up...ok, so far so good..then this face appears in the lower corner, like a shark coming up to eat her pussy....and the face is familiar....GOOD FUCKING LORD ITS MY NEW BOSS! Waaa-waaa. I popped that tape out so fast and didn't watch any of the others, just in case.

Yeah, Homegrown orientation forgot to mention that the President was also a performer....

You owe me half a cup of coffee! I laughed so friggin' hard I spilled my morning motivator...

Well written!

ADG

Homegrownvideo · 09-14-2007, 11:01 AM

Where the hell is Lincoln?

If anyone has embarrassing Farrell pictures to post, it would be him. yay Stef posted!

LadyMischief · 09-14-2007, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Stefanie

Ah a Farrell thread....after working for him for 11 years I have some stories...just need to pick the best (or the worst?) Hee.

Ok first let me tell you about my first day- I was 22 and fresh off the bus from Michigan, I answer an ad in the paper for a 'video sales person". Yeah. So it's porn. A little freaked out, but I need to start bringing in some income so I take it.

I had never seen a porn before (shut up) so my new boss suggests I take home our new releases, check them out and get an idea of what we do so that I can sell them better.

So I go home, pop in one of the tapes. This lady is all naked and feeling herself up...ok, so far so good..then this face appears in the lower corner, like a shark coming up to eat her pussy....and the face is familiar....GOOD FUCKING LORD ITS MY NEW BOSS! Waaa-waaa. I popped that tape out so fast and didn't watch any of the others, just in case.

Yeah, Homegrown orientation forgot to mention that the President was also a performer....

I'm not sure if you ever heard about my first encounter with Farrell..

It was at last year's Florida Internext, and I had been ordered by my doctor not to travel. Being stubborn as I am I decided to make the trip anyway as I'd really wanted to get a chance to meet the crew my wife had been working for, for over a year already.

So, I arrive in Florida, in a lot of pain and discomfort so I decide to go to my room and sleep for awhile. When I wake up, I medicate myself properly on the painkillers my doctor had provided and wandered down the hall to the Homegrown party (High as a friggin kite on percocets). Farrell welcomes me at the door, and he's talking a million miles a minute. "Hey there! Glad you could make it! We've been so eager to meet you! Can I get you anything? Can I get you a drink? How about something to eat? Would you like a blowjob? How about a blowjob? *turns to Seska* Seska, give him a blowjob!" *stunned look* Seska replies "Uh, we haven't even met yet?" to which Farrell replies "Oh, well then I'll just give you a blowjob myself!"

I'm not sure what the look on my face was, but I know I was thinking "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST GET MYSELF INTO?". LOL. I'll never forget that day, Farrell definitely left an impression to say the least.

*Edit: DAMNIT, she logged in without me noticing. Posted by JACT.

BlondeBecks · 09-14-2007, 11:08 AM

I don't have any such Ferrel stories, but I will tell you that I keep "Mr. Fun" on my desktop for whenever I get frustrated and need a good laugh.

Homegrownvideo · 09-14-2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BlondeBecks

I don't have any such Ferrel stories, but I will tell you that I keep "Mr. Fun" on my desktop for whenever I get frustrated and need a good laugh.

You and me both! Mr fun's mondo adventure is the best! It's Farrell, playing himself in a porno. (he is so like that in real life too)

Homegrownvideo · 09-14-2007, 11:16 AM

Ok, anyone know that show, "Trailer Park Boys"?

What is up with this pic I found one day at work? Dude looks like Julian! Stef?

Stefanie · 09-14-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You owe me half a cup of coffee! I laughed so friggin' hard I spilled my morning motivator...

Well written!

ADG

Thank you, somehow talking about Farrell brings out the humorist in me.

I have the funniest photos of him, give me a few and I'll post. Hee when he gets back he'll see his thread turned into a roast!

LadyMischief · 09-14-2007, 11:22 AM

Ohhh the stories. Muhahaa

Lincoln · 09-14-2007, 11:30 AM

Pics are on the way. I have so many....................shit.

Brad Mitchell · 09-14-2007, 11:34 AM

This is an awesome ambush!! Really enjoying reading all your answers

Brad

Far-L · 09-14-2007, 11:41 AM

13. Have you ever humped a statue while buck ass naked on camera?

Ok... before my wonderful employees who will probably all be sacked and rehired so I can sack them again before this thread is through tell any more stories about me I will segue into how I got captured on video humping a statue. Actually I think it was more than one.

After seeing me act in a couple of videos a guy named Tony Lovett (great guy who now works at AVN) decided he wanted to write a porn script featuring me as the main character and his hook for it was essentially to create a porn of "The Cat in the Hat" by Dr. Suess. I was to play the mischevious cat-like character "Mr. Fun".

The guy who was directing it saw right away what a good little content monkey I was and knew that whatever tune he played I would do the hully gully neat and quick. And that bastard had a pretty twisted mind. The shoot was mostly staged at some fancy house up at the top of Mulholland. The first clue I had that things were going to get pretty weird was when the director asked me to rub my dick over the home owner's silverware.

A few hours later I had to dance around a pool with my strange plaid pants around my ankles humping statues.

But I knew that I was really screwed when that pervert wanted me to go down on a starlet while some other guy did the watusi on her butthole.

"Um.... I am not exactly comfortable with that." I protested.

"We need it for the euro version." The director explained.

"I... I... ummm... I...don't... umm..."

"You want to get paid right?"

Two things happened that day. One I realized I am not gay but any double penetration scene with two guys and a girl is pretty frigging bi no matter how you slice it and I might as well accept that and get the fuck over it. Next I realized that it was way better to be the one telling people what to do in their porn scene than being a content monkey that has to do the dance when the organ starts to grind.

Far-L · 09-14-2007, 12:04 PM

14. Have you ever handed gift bags at a party while buck ass naked acting like a gorilla?

No. I have not. Unless you have pictures to prove it then all you have is nada, zilch, zero on me.

Oh crap.

Well... I guess that picture was already posted so I might as well explain. (explain = make excuses)

When we throw our parties at the shows we really try hard to make them unique experiences that are fun and break the typical bunch of affiliate reps getting too drunk and staring at the too few women in the room type of party that have become an all too familiar staple of webmaster events.

That night we decided to do a treasure hunt which was pretty much a thank you nod to Treasure Hunt aka Lady Mischief, at that time one of the newest members of team Homegrown.

When everyone had come back from the crazed search - in which there were no rules other than win at all costs - and the party was just about done then I went into a back room and collected all the gift bags to hand out. Now I don't want to brag, but maybe someone that was there can say how sweet our gift bags tend to be... However, I knew that just going out and passing around satchels of goodies was not quite enough to really show our appreciation for folks coming by.

I new I had to bear my soul.

I had to strip myself of all pretensions.

I had to take off all my clothes and return to my simian self to truly demonstrate my humble thanks.

And so mr. Teabaggins was born.

Homegrownvideo · 09-14-2007, 12:12 PM

jact · 09-14-2007, 12:16 PM

I'm making this post on Stefanie's behalf since she has fewer then 30 posts...

Here are two beautiful Euro babes being very cool, and Farrell of course loses his:

Yeah for some reason the Euros make him nuts, here he is being silly with another:

Maybe this was taken at a Halloween show, or maybe he just likes to dress like a lizard and play Godzilla with the ladies. You decide:

Half hippie/Half grungy trucker after 12 days on the road:

Farrell is in his natural element (aka under a stripper):

Young stud playing the title role in the Hitchhiker series (would you give him a "ride"?)

And finally, he may never have done gay porn, but this photo is very Gay for Pay:

Redmanthatcould · 09-14-2007, 12:22 PM

This thread is epic, and I love all the new pics! I can not wait to see what else the HG crew has in store for us

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Homegrownvideo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 373	If you haven't met Farrell, you are really missing out. He is way cool and friendly with everyone. He can reccomend the most awesome mindblowing movies you will ever soon, and can tell you the craziest stories. That being said, when I was hired on, it was quite odd edit the famous "Flying Anal" the day after I first met him. Working in porn takes some getting used to. I'd also like to point out, <-- I have an earlier registration here than everyone else on the HomegrownVideo team! Hah! Like you totally wouldn't do the same thing if you got that close __________________ http://www.homegrownvideo.com http://www.homegrowncash.com http://www.homegrownstore.com http://www.homegrowncontent.com

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Vegas Ken Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,151	Some great stories and answers! __________________ Skype: vegas_ken

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Clark Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: L.A. Posts: 334	great stuff Farrel!! HomeGrown are good folks. __________________ The 2 rules for success: 1. Never reveal everything you know 2.

09-13-2007, 09:41 PM	#113
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	8. What is " Mr. Peeper's Home Videos"? Mr Peepers was an amateur video series produced in Porn Valley, USA. The first video my ex and I made when we got into the LA porn scene was shot for Mr Peepers by a guy named Paul who would later become reborn as the notorious Max Hardcore. The valley was melt-the-tarmac hot and another couple to shoot was at the duplex which was completely empty save for the wall-to-wall brown and orange shag carpet circa 1981. The other couple was a cute blond pair who had big porn hair that had done a few porns already. Paul wanted them to go first "so they could show us what to do". Ok. No problem. No matter that we had shot a bunch of homemade amateur videos, spent a couple of years studying the biz, doing tantric sex workshops, and reading everything from feminist anti-porn rhetoric to every sex manual known to the western world. We were ready. I guess we just didn't look like we were ready. We didn't have the right hair. So we would wait, sweating away while the other couple went horizontal. And sweat. And wait some more while standing there dripping. The experienced couple was having issues. Or more appropriately the dude was having difficulties keeping his dick hard. Apparently it kept melting away before any good "core" could be shot. Finally, Paul decided to move on and give the panting pair a break. Time for me and Alyssa. Paul's brother opened some doors and windows to try and get some air flow to cool the place down. Now we were certainly ready and we went at each other like a couple of bunnies at the easter orgy. It was good. Solid raunch. Sweaty, heaving sex. Butt smacking and dick gagging hardcore. Sex. The other couple became rather turned on and started making out by the open door to stay cool. The camera was rolling and framed a nice close up on Alyssa's face while I rocked her from behind. That is when the neighbor walked by. We didn't see her but we both heard her clearly. "Close the door you FUCKING PERVERTS!!!" Alyssa looked over. Then looked back in the lens. Pause. Disbelief. Then looked again and looked back into the lens. We both started laughing hysterically. And it was all captured on video. An enterprising perv could probably dig it up on a sexentertain feed since I am pretty sure they licensed all that Peepers stuff. Welcome to the valley. Now blow your load and get the fuck out! __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn." Last edited by Far-L; 09-13-2007 at 09:42 PM..

09-13-2007, 04:09 PM	#104
mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	I have never had the pleasure of meeting Far-L.. I feel so unloved!

09-13-2007, 04:10 PM	#105
mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	I did meet Joel once.. I guess hes just as cool if you take away all the cash, celebs, airplane and the good looks.

09-13-2007, 04:21 PM	#109
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Far-L - for those of us who are refreshing in hopes of another answer coming out, d'ya think ya can speed it ups a wintzybit? LMAO

09-13-2007, 10:05 PM	#114
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	9. What does this phrase mean to you: " Content is as buffalo to the Indian"? I have a few mantras that have served me well since getting into this biz. One of them is "sex is food, people have to eat". Another is "content is as buffalo to the indian". (and yes I do know that "buffalo" are more accurately referred to as bison) The idea is simple. Just as the plains indian would utilize every part of the animal for clothing, food, tools, etc. content needs to be broken down into as many different uses as possible. A cut for every outlet, net, cable, DVD, mobile, softcore, hardcore, etc. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

09-13-2007, 10:37 PM	#117
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	man really good read.

09-13-2007, 11:54 PM	#119
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	10. Have you ever shot porn with Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) Yes indeed. And in anticipation of the Dreyfuess question, I shot porn with him, fisher, buck henry, and tim hutton and a big shot producer named Charley Wessler's place. This was back when myself and the south park fellas were making "prankster porn" together. At the time, no one knew what Trey or Matt looked like but everyone and their monkey's uncle had seen the spirit of xmas clip that became "South Park". Soooooo... when we were invited to shoot a scene at wessler's place and he mentioned that some of his friends would be there to watch we knew we had to put on a really big shoooo. I pretended to be Trey, mr up and coming hollywood superstar, and Trey pretended to be me, the porn version of cecil b. demille. We hired porn stars to not be porn stars but come in no make up and pass out coffee and cake. When the action got rolling, Buck Henry whipped out his mini cam to make his own video. Dreyfuess couldn't take his eyes off the action. Even when Matt Stone walked by and intentionally farted on him. Trey kept barking things like "people, people, I need more ASS LICKING! Goddammit GIVE ME MORE ASS LICKING!" And me... well they all were coming up to me and saying how big I was going to be. Our cover was almost blown because the make up artist that we hired was a popular 70s porn starlet who happened to know Buck from the glam fuck days of disco and Plato's Retreat. But, even if he knew what was up he kept it cool so we could keep up the goof. At one point I asked Carrie if she could get the shots for me since I needed to pee. "What should I get?" She asked as earnestly as if she was talking to Luke in Episode 3. "Close ups!" I demanded. "Just get close ups!" We kept it going and at one point the porn couple serving coffee makes like they are so turned on by the shooting that they take off their clothes and go out to the balcony to fuck. Buck didn't miss a beat but followed them right out with his camera. Carrie and Tim Hutton sat on a couch and looked on while a pair of porn folks gave each other head a foot or two away. Finally, I make like I am so turned on that I can't stand it any longer either. I drop trou and put my cock into the action. You could hear the gasps from four hollywood stars and their respective entourages like the oxygen had just been sucked out of the room. Then when enough atmosphere returned "Nooooooooooo" came out as a collective groan. End of a career before it even started you could hear them all thinking. By the next day it was already circulating in the gossip mill. Buck Henry ran into Trey's very real attorney the next day at a cocktail party and told him what happened. And the rest is Hollywood history. I guess being in porn doesn't have to ruin your career in Hollywood. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

09-14-2007, 01:13 AM	#122
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	11. How do you know Richard Dreyfuss? Simply met him the night he came to watch us make porn. Incidentally, he played a porn director one time in a movie. The first person to name that movie in this thread will get... their choice... $25 bucks cash or a year pass to the HGV site... which we get almost forty bucks a month for and has many, many members that have been with us for years... __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn." Last edited by Far-L; 09-14-2007 at 01:15 AM..

09-14-2007, 04:50 AM	#126
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Who'da thunk eh? I love Farrell's stories... I've heard most of them and I still can't wait to read more... (Even I am learning in this thread!) __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

09-14-2007, 08:04 AM	#128
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Loving this stories hehehehe It's definitely one of the most entertaining, porn-history-with-a-twist learning experience!! Continue!!

09-14-2007, 08:46 AM	#129
Homegrownvideo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 373	I need more ASS LICKING! Goddammit GIVE ME MORE ASS LICKING! __________________ http://www.homegrownvideo.com http://www.homegrowncash.com http://www.homegrownstore.com http://www.homegrowncontent.com

09-14-2007, 09:03 AM	#131
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	12. Do you know everyone in Hollywood? I don't know everyone or anyone really. I just know that of the ones I have met most were about as impressive to me as stewed turnips. I am impressed by people like my friend Mike who despite being a multi platinum, grammy winning, half a dozen albums listed as best of all time record producer is still humble and gracious to anyone and everyone he meets regardless of their place in the world or the people they know. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

09-14-2007, 10:04 AM	#132
Poppy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: O H I O Posts: 6,254	I am really looking forward to reading this. Far-L you are an interesting person and funny as hell to be around man. __________________ VP Sales, Peak5Payments [email protected] Skype: consultpoppy In adult since 98'

09-14-2007, 10:17 AM	#134
JP-pornshooter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: westcoast usa Posts: 4,007	umm i know there is a structure to this ambush thing but perhaps you could share your story/experience on shooting porn on a public beach.. one of my alltime favorites..

09-14-2007, 10:43 AM	#135
Stefanie Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 23	Ah a Farrell thread....after working for him for 11 years I have some stories...just need to pick the best (or the worst?) Hee. Ok first let me tell you about my first day- I was 22 and fresh off the bus from Michigan, I answer an ad in the paper for a 'video sales person". Yeah. So it's porn. A little freaked out, but I need to start bringing in some income so I take it. I had never seen a porn before (shut up) so my new boss suggests I take home our new releases, check them out and get an idea of what we do so that I can sell them better. So I go home, pop in one of the tapes. This lady is all naked and feeling herself up...ok, so far so good..then this face appears in the lower corner, like a shark coming up to eat her pussy....and the face is familiar....GOOD FUCKING LORD ITS MY NEW BOSS! Waaa-waaa. I popped that tape out so fast and didn't watch any of the others, just in case. Yeah, Homegrown orientation forgot to mention that the President was also a performer.... __________________ Stefanie homegrownvideo.com homegrowncontent.com

09-14-2007, 11:01 AM	#137
Homegrownvideo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 373	Where the hell is Lincoln? If anyone has embarrassing Farrell pictures to post, it would be him. yay Stef posted! __________________ http://www.homegrownvideo.com http://www.homegrowncash.com http://www.homegrownstore.com http://www.homegrowncontent.com

09-14-2007, 11:08 AM	#139
BlondeBecks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Porn Capital of the World Posts: 361	I don't have any such Ferrel stories, but I will tell you that I keep "Mr. Fun" on my desktop for whenever I get frustrated and need a good laugh. __________________ HardcoreHotel.com

09-14-2007, 11:16 AM	#141
Homegrownvideo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 373	Ok, anyone know that show, "Trailer Park Boys"? What is up with this pic I found one day at work? Dude looks like Julian! Stef? __________________ http://www.homegrownvideo.com http://www.homegrowncash.com http://www.homegrownstore.com http://www.homegrowncontent.com

09-14-2007, 11:22 AM	#143
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Ohhh the stories. Muhahaa __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

09-14-2007, 11:30 AM	#144
Lincoln Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 5	Pics are on the way. I have so many....................shit.

09-14-2007, 11:34 AM	#145
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,811	This is an awesome ambush!! Really enjoying reading all your answers Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

09-14-2007, 11:41 AM	#146
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	13. Have you ever humped a statue while buck ass naked on camera? Ok... before my wonderful employees who will probably all be sacked and rehired so I can sack them again before this thread is through tell any more stories about me I will segue into how I got captured on video humping a statue. Actually I think it was more than one. After seeing me act in a couple of videos a guy named Tony Lovett (great guy who now works at AVN) decided he wanted to write a porn script featuring me as the main character and his hook for it was essentially to create a porn of "The Cat in the Hat" by Dr. Suess. I was to play the mischevious cat-like character "Mr. Fun". The guy who was directing it saw right away what a good little content monkey I was and knew that whatever tune he played I would do the hully gully neat and quick. And that bastard had a pretty twisted mind. The shoot was mostly staged at some fancy house up at the top of Mulholland. The first clue I had that things were going to get pretty weird was when the director asked me to rub my dick over the home owner's silverware. A few hours later I had to dance around a pool with my strange plaid pants around my ankles humping statues. But I knew that I was really screwed when that pervert wanted me to go down on a starlet while some other guy did the watusi on her butthole. "Um.... I am not exactly comfortable with that." I protested. "We need it for the euro version." The director explained. "I... I... ummm... I...don't... umm..." "You want to get paid right?" Two things happened that day. One I realized I am not gay but any double penetration scene with two guys and a girl is pretty frigging bi no matter how you slice it and I might as well accept that and get the fuck over it. Next I realized that it was way better to be the one telling people what to do in their porn scene than being a content monkey that has to do the dance when the organ starts to grind. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

09-14-2007, 12:04 PM	#147
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	14. Have you ever handed gift bags at a party while buck ass naked acting like a gorilla? No. I have not. Unless you have pictures to prove it then all you have is nada, zilch, zero on me. Oh crap. Well... I guess that picture was already posted so I might as well explain. (explain = make excuses) When we throw our parties at the shows we really try hard to make them unique experiences that are fun and break the typical bunch of affiliate reps getting too drunk and staring at the too few women in the room type of party that have become an all too familiar staple of webmaster events. That night we decided to do a treasure hunt which was pretty much a thank you nod to Treasure Hunt aka Lady Mischief, at that time one of the newest members of team Homegrown. When everyone had come back from the crazed search - in which there were no rules other than win at all costs - and the party was just about done then I went into a back room and collected all the gift bags to hand out. Now I don't want to brag, but maybe someone that was there can say how sweet our gift bags tend to be... However, I knew that just going out and passing around satchels of goodies was not quite enough to really show our appreciation for folks coming by. I new I had to bear my soul. I had to strip myself of all pretensions. I had to take off all my clothes and return to my simian self to truly demonstrate my humble thanks. And so mr. Teabaggins was born. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

09-14-2007, 12:12 PM	#148
Homegrownvideo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 373	__________________ http://www.homegrownvideo.com http://www.homegrowncash.com http://www.homegrownstore.com http://www.homegrowncontent.com

09-14-2007, 12:16 PM	#149
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	I'm making this post on Stefanie's behalf since she has fewer then 30 posts... Here are two beautiful Euro babes being very cool, and Farrell of course loses his: Yeah for some reason the Euros make him nuts, here he is being silly with another: Maybe this was taken at a Halloween show, or maybe he just likes to dress like a lizard and play Godzilla with the ladies. You decide: Half hippie/Half grungy trucker after 12 days on the road: Farrell is in his natural element (aka under a stripper): Young stud playing the title role in the Hitchhiker series (would you give him a "ride"?) And finally, he may never have done gay porn, but this photo is very Gay for Pay: __________________ Free agent

09-14-2007, 12:22 PM	#150
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	This thread is epic, and I love all the new pics! I can not wait to see what else the HG crew has in store for us