I figured out how to keep my cool here at GFY - GoFuckYourself.com

p1mpdogg · 09-22-2007, 07:19 PM

jack off before the day starts
put a few people on ignore that you cant normally stand to read what they have to say
jack off around lunch time to some gfy talent then insult her for being a slut and a whore
start a little drama to get the blood flowing a bit and spice the day up
jack off at the end of the work day to someones torrent site or tube site then come on gfy and bash them for giving away stolen content or stealing content.

this shit works, you need to try it.

CyberHustler · 09-22-2007, 07:28 PM

and a lil sig whoring...

lazycash · 09-22-2007, 07:29 PM

Did your wife already leave you, whats with all the jacking off?

_mC_ · 09-22-2007, 07:33 PM

Eat more waffles...

p1mpdogg · 09-22-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Did your wife already leave you, whats with all the jacking off?

umm if you ever had a GF, you would know that the pussy gets old and sometimes you want something new to look at..... you are young though, i do not expect you to understand this

will76 · 09-22-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

umm if you ever had a GF, you would know that the pussy gets old and sometimes you want something new to look at..... you are young though, i do not expect you to understand this

yeah pussy gets old, spend more time with the hand.

sounds like she isn't giving it up any more. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten married.

SifuE · 09-22-2007, 08:00 PM

Tried it out today....Wow I didn't yell at anyone. Thankx!

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

yeah pussy gets old, spend more time with the hand.

sounds like she isn't giving it up any more. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten married.

No shit.. I almost feel sorry for the guy.. He's going to get crushed..

p1mpdogg · 09-22-2007, 08:04 PM

i fuck my wife all the time, she is 23 and loves to fuck... maybe my sex drive is higher than hers.

will, atleast i get laid bro. heh

maybe you and tempest can hook up?

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:09 PM

Tempest would be a lousy fuck... even if he was a reciever..

chances are the closest hes come to sexual contact, was trading an item with a "girl" on world of warcraft.

p1mpdogg · 09-22-2007, 08:13 PM

lol sos

tempest is an angry bitch, dunno why she is such a hater, i guess it is just towards me/epic cause i said something mean to her one day that i dont even recall

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

lol sos

tempest is an angry bitch, dunno why she is such a hater, i guess it is just towards me/epic cause i said something mean to her one day that i dont even recall

Dude.. I'm a guy..

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Tempest would be a lousy fuck... even if he was a reciever..

chances are the closest hes come to sexual contact, was trading an item with a "girl" on world of warcraft.

Your other playmates not around today so you decided to try starting something with me? Here's a clue. I'm old enough to be your dad and I've had more women than you can imagine. hell.. maybe I AM your dad.. LOL

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

Your other playmates not around today so you decided to try starting something with me? Here's a clue. I'm old enough to be your dad and I've had more women than you can imagine. hell.. maybe I AM your dad.. LOL

What? You're suprised i made a comment about you, just because i ignored your previous drive by insults the last few years in my drama threads?

and about you being a guy... can you really blame pimpdogg for mistakening you as a girl? the way you act, one would assume you were somebody's bitch.

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

What? You're suprised i made a comment about you, just because i ignored your previous drive by insults the last few years in my drama threads?

and about you being a guy... can you really blame pimpdogg for mistakening you as a girl? the way you act, one would assume you were somebody's bitch.

*yawn*... best you can do?

Everyone else knows I'm a guy.. including you.. Trey's just on too many drugs all the time and thinks everyone is his bitch...

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

*yawn*... best you can do?

I thought it was pretty good

I can't really come up with any good burns... I'm still recovering from last night

p1mpdogg · 09-22-2007, 08:31 PM

the nickname just sounds female to me, i dunno.. plus she i mean he always has a femanine point of view....

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

I thought it was pretty good

I can't really come up with any good burns... I'm still recovering from last night

No biggie... I've got work waiting for me to stop avoiding anyway...

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

the nickname just sounds female to me, i dunno.. plus she i mean he always has a femanine point of view....

I think the fact that I rarely "swear" or tell other guys to suck my dick.. swallow my cum etc. etc. etc.. like you and so many others do, has thrown you off... Sorry I don't act like a low life redneck.

p1mpdogg · 09-22-2007, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

I think the fact that I rarely "swear" or tell other guys to suck my dick.. swallow my cum etc. etc. etc.. like you and so many others do, has thrown you off... Sorry I don't act like a low life redneck.

yea you do, you just dont think you do. get off your high horse bitch

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

yea you do, you just dont think you do. get off your high horse bitch

Well you'd be the expert at that.

p1mpdogg · 09-22-2007, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

Well you'd be the expert at that.

night night gurl.. enjoy your man tonight

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:40 PM

Hey last night some chick asked if i was gay

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:41 PM

because i was on davie st

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:42 PM

i'm pretty sure i saw a lump in her crotch area

p1mpdogg · 09-22-2007, 08:42 PM

was it tempest?

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

night night gurl.. enjoy your man tonight

night night lover...

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:43 PM

and yes.. i did hit it... but she only wanted to do anal..

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:43 PM

she wore boxers to bed

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

because i was on davie st

Is that were all the trannies hang out? Haven't been in Van for about 5 years now..

lazycash · 09-22-2007, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

umm if you ever had a GF, you would know that the pussy gets old and sometimes you want something new to look at..... you are young though, i do not expect you to understand this

I'm married Trey and five years older than you. You've been married less than six months and it already sounds like your sex life has gone down the tubes.

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

Is that were all the trannies hang out? Haven't been in Van for about 5 years now..

davie = vancouvers gay st

however.. it also has a bumping straight night club called "celebrities" and a denny's <-- pancakes after drinking FTW

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

I'm married Trey and five years older than you. You've been married less than six months and it already sounds like your sex life has gone down the tubes.

I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years, and we don't fuck extremely often

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:48 PM

However she did let me touch her boob 3 tuesdays ago.

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

davie = vancouvers gay st

however.. it also has a bumping straight night club called "celebrities" and a denny's <-- pancakes after drinking FTW

When I first moved to the GVRD I had heard all about Davies. At the time it was supposed to be the really seedy area, hookers, gays, trannies etc. etc.. But whenever I was in the area I never saw any of that... I do remember the Denny's though.. went there a couple times.

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 08:55 PM

If you drive down there, you always see guys holding hands and shit like that... but fuck it, who cares... let them do whatever they want to do

also. the club celebrities, is fucking PACKED full of girls, because so many guys are so insecure about their sexuality, that they would never go to any establishment on davie st, even though it's straight...

so unlike every other club, girls hit on YOU there.. you dont have to go hit on every girl... they actually come to you, because there is like a 2-1 girl/guy ratio

fuck... i should have kept that info to me and my friends

people from vancouver: disregard what i just said.. the club is really gay... and the bouncers there spend 3 minutes patting down your ass for "weapons"

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

If you drive down there, you always see guys holding hands and shit like that... but fuck it, who cares... let them do whatever they want to do

also. the club celebrities, is fucking PACKED full of girls, because so many guys are so insecure about their sexuality, that they would never go to any establishment on davie st, even though it's straight...

so unlike every other club, girls hit on YOU there.. you dont have to go hit on every girl... they actually come to you, because there is like a 2-1 girl/guy ratio

fuck... i should have kept that info to me and my friends

people from vancouver: disregard what i just said.. the club is really gay... and the bouncers there spend 3 minutes patting down your ass for "weapons"

ha ha ha... I'm probably too old for that club.. unless there's girls there looking for a sugar daddy...

Is Richards on Richards still open? That used to be a bit older crowd.

sonofsam · 09-22-2007, 09:05 PM

Yeah it's still here

Why did you move away from vancouver? it's a beautiful city.

p1mpdogg · 09-22-2007, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

I'm married Trey and five years older than you. You've been married less than six months and it already sounds like your sex life has gone down the tubes.

the key word is 'sounds', you are just guessing and its not like i am going to discuss my sex life on here with a bunch of pornographers lol

get a clue freak

Tempest · 09-22-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Yeah it's still here

Why did you move away from vancouver? it's a beautiful city.

I had lived there since 82 and the EX and I wanted a house so we ended up moving over to the Sunshine Coast.. It's only a 45 minute ferry ride away but I just never make it over to Van as there's no real reason... Plus I need some solitude... I love where I live now.. nice big yard.. family of eagles around here... deer wander into the yard... ocean is across the road.. and only 2 of the houses around me have full time people living in them... All the others are "weekenders" (who rarely ever come out) and houses purchased for retirement. I have been missing some of the things in vancouver though more and more lately like some of the broadway type shows.

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p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	i fuck my wife all the time, she is 23 and loves to fuck... maybe my sex drive is higher than hers. will, atleast i get laid bro. heh maybe you and tempest can hook up? __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	Tempest would be a lousy fuck... even if he was a reciever.. chances are the closest hes come to sexual contact, was trading an item with a "girl" on world of warcraft. __________________ I like turtles.

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p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	lol sos tempest is an angry bitch, dunno why she is such a hater, i guess it is just towards me/epic cause i said something mean to her one day that i dont even recall __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	the nickname just sounds female to me, i dunno.. plus she i mean he always has a femanine point of view.... __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	because i was on davie st __________________ I like turtles.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i'm pretty sure i saw a lump in her crotch area __________________ I like turtles.

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p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	was it tempest? __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	and yes.. i did hit it... but she only wanted to do anal.. __________________ I like turtles.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	she wore boxers to bed __________________ I like turtles.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	However she did let me touch her boob 3 tuesdays ago. __________________ I like turtles.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	If you drive down there, you always see guys holding hands and shit like that... but fuck it, who cares... let them do whatever they want to do also. the club celebrities, is fucking PACKED full of girls, because so many guys are so insecure about their sexuality, that they would never go to any establishment on davie st, even though it's straight... so unlike every other club, girls hit on YOU there.. you dont have to go hit on every girl... they actually come to you, because there is like a 2-1 girl/guy ratio fuck... i should have kept that info to me and my friends people from vancouver: disregard what i just said.. the club is really gay... and the bouncers there spend 3 minutes patting down your ass for "weapons" __________________ I like turtles.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	Yeah it's still here Why did you move away from vancouver? it's a beautiful city. __________________ I like turtles.