*DRAMAS* Exterminating BannerAnt *DRAMAS* - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 04:02 PM

This is a cautionary tale for those needing to get banners done,
about hiring a man named BannerAnt and then sending the obligated sum.
"I will have your banners ready tomorrow" he assured in a professional voice,
then days quickly ticked by with nothing but excuses leaving me little choice.

I must write a poem to warn the breeders about this incompetent fuck,
before they too send this asshat monies and find themselves shit out of luck.
Through no fault of my own communication with BannerAnt seems to have terminated,
and now I have a responsiblity to make sure this pesky insect is exterminated!

So while he might entice you with specials and examples of his pretty pretty work,
do not send a single dime of your hard earned monies to the pathetic little jerk.
This arthropod ran off with my cash and then continued posting on GFY all smug,
in turn I will make sure people think twice before trying to do business with a bug.

After Shock Media · 10-28-2007, 04:03 PM

and walla.

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

and walla.

Makingcoin · 10-28-2007, 04:11 PM

Nice poem. Can we have some others? :P

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Makingcoin

Nice poem. Can we have some others? :P

Thank you breeder.

www.LawdsMercy.com is full of them.

I need to go add the ones I've written recently to it.

V_RocKs · 10-28-2007, 04:36 PM

Sucks.. balls... sig

mikeyddddd · 10-28-2007, 04:40 PM

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

harvey · 10-28-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

This is a cautionary tale for those needing to get banners done,
about hiring a man named BannerAnt and then sending the obligated sum.
"I will have your banners ready tomorrow" he assured in a professional voice,
then days quickly ticked by with nothing but excuses leaving me little choice.

I must write a poem to warn the breeders about this incompetent fuck,
before they too send this asshat monies and find themselves shit out of luck.
Through no fault of my own communication with BannerAnt seems to have terminated,
and now I have a responsiblity to make sure this pesky insect is exterminated!

So while he might entice you with specials and examples of his pretty pretty work,
do not send a single dime of your hard earned monies to the pathetic little jerk.
This arthropod ran off with my cash and then continued posting on GFY all smug,
in turn I will make sure people think twice before trying to do business with a bug.

can we have a rap version?

minusonebit · 10-28-2007, 04:45 PM

Did somebody call for this guy?

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

can we have a rap version?

Sorry I'm not Africans Americans.

If anyone knows any black gay homosexuals that would like to translate my fag poetry into rap, let me know!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-28-2007, 04:49 PM

bump for that amazingly awesome poetry

tony286 · 10-28-2007, 04:52 PM

a great poet in our little gfy community who knew.

tehHinjew · 10-28-2007, 04:54 PM

wow hes a cocky character on the forums and i was going to order a few banners from him but not any moar

nico-t · 10-28-2007, 04:54 PM

Nico-T Cash

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Nico-T Cash

Fag..........

Az A Bay Bay · 10-28-2007, 04:55 PM

nice pRomO...

dropped9 · 10-28-2007, 04:55 PM

For all your banner needs

iheartbucks · 10-28-2007, 04:56 PM

nice poem

Az A Bay Bay · 10-28-2007, 04:56 PM

good job!!! nice woRk ")

eroswebmaster · 10-28-2007, 04:56 PM

don't mess with teh gays

Profits of Doom · 10-28-2007, 04:58 PM

What did you expect from a guy that drinks gravy out of his bacteria and splooge covered keyboard?

Chef86 · 10-28-2007, 05:02 PM

So the BoyAlley tells gfy who ripped him off and yet no reply from banner ant yet?

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by northernfantasy

So the BoyAlley tells gfy who ripped him off and yet no reply from banner ant yet?

He's busy calling me "princess" on ICQ and saying it's all my fault because we paid him in advance of him doing any work, the day after we placed the order.

Then he wanted to start listing excuses for every day the past week when he broke his promises of having it done.

This after not hearing from him at all in 3 days.

I put him on ignore. The asshat can go have sexual relations with a goat.

JD · 10-28-2007, 05:08 PM

damn.......

BannerAnt · 10-28-2007, 05:12 PM

you were the one that was all anxious to pay upfront. That's not typical and seemed suspicious to me. Told me to start your banners and you'd send the money the following day...I designed 5 of the 10 banners...following day came, no cash. Though you were all anxious to get your banners...then you told me I'd have it Monday, Monday came no money again like you clamined.

Tuesday you sent the money and I told you I'd get the banners to you asap. I had taken on other work and you're delaying got me backed up. So you delayed things in the first place...and weren't going to be the reason my other work got backed up. So I took care of that first.

I generally don't work on the weekends, so that's when I was "trolling" the boards looking for more jobs. But if you'd relax princess, you'll get your banners this evening.

Sly · 10-28-2007, 05:16 PM

I want to be called Princess.

BannerAnt · 10-28-2007, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I want to be called Princess.

he acts like a little princess...he can delay things, but when people don't do just as he wants when he claps...he starts having a little hissy fit.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-28-2007, 05:21 PM

This happens when you under sell yourself.
Yer Banner are to cheap, so everyone hits you up and next thing ya know you are backed up.

Sounds like ya got backed up and that shit happens.

It happens alot to me anyways, luckily I got clients that are patient, and professional and pay very very well.

Ya guys are tangling about a stupid 50 dollar deal...
It's not worth crying about the boards, I think BannerAnt does good work, dispite him being a new prick on the scene discounting anything I goto say to sell himself.

BannerAnt · 10-28-2007, 05:22 PM

it's cute how you said I ran off with your cash...everything in this post pisses me off so much. You won't find anyone else that will complain about my work and tomorrow I can have several people compliment my time efficiency, etc.

You delayed things on your end and how you did so, as I said sounded suspicious...so I wasn't completing the rest of the work until I saw money for work I already did....and I wasn't getting behind in other projects because of YOUR delay.

Deej · 10-28-2007, 05:22 PM

hrmmmmm

im sitting here... watching

Sly · 10-28-2007, 05:23 PM

BoyAlley did you stall paying? If you did, you can't expect somebody to wait around for you with no money in hand. Other people need to pay for their $10 dinners for two you know...

Deej · 10-28-2007, 05:23 PM

isnt that his banner in your sig? or am I mistaken?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-28-2007, 05:23 PM

It's what ya get for doing business on web boards in the first place.

All ya do is invite idiot's that really can not wait to talk shit.

JD · 10-28-2007, 05:24 PM

i like hats

Deej · 10-28-2007, 05:25 PM

Is this for real?

boyalley dosnt seem to jump this fast for crap...

either someone didnt lube up or someone is faking...

BannerAnt · 10-28-2007, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

This happens when you under sell yourself.
Yer Banner are to cheap, so everyone hits you up and next thing ya know you are backed up.

Sounds like ya got backed up and that shit happens.

It happens alot to me anyways, luckily I got clients that are patient, and professional and pay very very well.

You'd think someone would be a little patient after how he went about things. Not one of my clients yet have paid a cent upfront...and before I even took his order he was asking for my epassporte and telling me how he was sending the money...few days in a row, no money as he kept saying.

but when princess claps...look out.

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

isnt that his banner in your sig? or am I mistaken?

You're mistaken.

BannerAnt · 10-28-2007, 05:27 PM

also, he had 5 banners in the 10 banner order before I even saw a cent he was so anxious to pay. So again, to say I ran with his money is complete bullshit.

fris · 10-28-2007, 05:27 PM

i just took a huge dump

Sly · 10-28-2007, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

It's what ya get for doing business on web boards in the first place.

All ya do is invite idiot's that really can not wait to talk shit.

I've never had that problem.

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Is this for real?

boyalley dosnt seem to jump this fast for crap...

Anyone that's visited GFY for more than a week knows I don't jump to the boards over business dealings very often.

He got paid 100% UPFRONT before any work was done or due. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt and pay them upfront, because I'm cool like that

I'll tell you EXACTLY what happened:

He was trolling the shit out of GFY, running specials left and right, and took on way more clients than he could handle. Since he already got 100% of my money up front, he put me on the back burner, while he did work for people that he got nothing up front from, or 50% up front from, so he could collect that cash.

If he had msg me and been like

"Hi faggot, I was kind of an asshole and took on more work than I could handle, but I needed the cash so I hated to turn any clients down. Now I'm in over my head and can't finish your shit for a while."

I would have been like

"LAWDS MERCY breeder that OK I understand, stuff like that happens sometimes. It's not an emergencies. Thank you for letting me know. When can you get it to me?"

But instead he had to be a prick and make up a new excuse every day, and then finally just start ignoring my gay ass.

Fuck him and the vagina he rode in on.

Deej · 10-28-2007, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You're mistaken.

my bad... the font and layout looked similar to his work.

ok.... COmmence slap fighting...

dropped9 · 10-28-2007, 05:37 PM

if he delayed payment then his delivery date gets delayed too....

minusonebit · 10-28-2007, 05:37 PM

If he got paid up front for work, that client should have been his top priority, not his last. Thats bullshit. And BoyAlley doesn't come crying to the boards over BS, so this guy, at the very least, has no customer service skills otherwise this would have been settled with a wink and a nod, or a tounge on the tip, as the case might be, long before any of us had heard about it.

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 05:38 PM

UH-OHs

BannerAnt someone just told me your old handle was "Will Saucebox" and that there are a shitload of people looking for you cuz you ran off without doing their work and are now back under this new handle of yours?!?!?

I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE. IS THIS TRUE BREEDER?

BannerAnt · 10-28-2007, 05:40 PM

Will Saucebox was for SauceboxBros.com, which was sold awhile ago.

Guy8856 · 10-28-2007, 05:40 PM

Why do people in porn have to act like such six year olds? Mainstream people don't do this...

BoyAlley · 10-28-2007, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BannerAnt

Will Saucebox was for SauceboxBros.com, which was sold awhile ago.

Ok I forwarded your new ICQ and handle to some people that are looking for you. They claim you've been a bad little breeder....

papill0n · 10-28-2007, 05:40 PM

uggggggg

10-28-2007, 04:02 PM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	**DRAMAS Exterminating BannerAnt DRAMAS** This is a cautionary tale for those needing to get banners done, about hiring a man named BannerAnt and then sending the obligated sum. "I will have your banners ready tomorrow" he assured in a professional voice, then days quickly ticked by with nothing but excuses leaving me little choice. I must write a poem to warn the breeders about this incompetent fuck, before they too send this asshat monies and find themselves shit out of luck. Through no fault of my own communication with BannerAnt seems to have terminated, and now I have a responsiblity to make sure this pesky insect is exterminated! So while he might entice you with specials and examples of his pretty pretty work, do not send a single dime of your hard earned monies to the pathetic little jerk. This arthropod ran off with my cash and then continued posting on GFY all smug, in turn I will make sure people think twice before trying to do business with a bug.

10-28-2007, 04:03 PM	#2
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10-28-2007, 04:49 PM	#12
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10-28-2007, 04:52 PM	#13
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10-28-2007, 05:02 PM	#23
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10-28-2007, 05:08 PM	#25
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	damn.......

10-28-2007, 05:12 PM	#26
BannerAnt Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 484	you were the one that was all anxious to pay upfront. That's not typical and seemed suspicious to me. Told me to start your banners and you'd send the money the following day...I designed 5 of the 10 banners...following day came, no cash. Though you were all anxious to get your banners...then you told me I'd have it Monday, Monday came no money again like you clamined. Tuesday you sent the money and I told you I'd get the banners to you asap. I had taken on other work and you're delaying got me backed up. So you delayed things in the first place...and weren't going to be the reason my other work got backed up. So I took care of that first. I generally don't work on the weekends, so that's when I was "trolling" the boards looking for more jobs. But if you'd relax princess, you'll get your banners this evening. __________________ ICQ: 373-090-071 $8 Animated Banner Special!

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10-28-2007, 05:22 PM	#30
BannerAnt Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 484	it's cute how you said I ran off with your cash...everything in this post pisses me off so much. You won't find anyone else that will complain about my work and tomorrow I can have several people compliment my time efficiency, etc. You delayed things on your end and how you did so, as I said sounded suspicious...so I wasn't completing the rest of the work until I saw money for work I already did....and I wasn't getting behind in other projects because of YOUR delay. __________________ ICQ: 373-090-071 $8 Animated Banner Special!

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10-28-2007, 05:23 PM	#32
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,323	BoyAlley did you stall paying? If you did, you can't expect somebody to wait around for you with no money in hand. Other people need to pay for their $10 dinners for two you know... __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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10-28-2007, 05:27 PM	#39
BannerAnt Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 484	also, he had 5 banners in the 10 banner order before I even saw a cent he was so anxious to pay. So again, to say I ran with his money is complete bullshit. __________________ ICQ: 373-090-071 $8 Animated Banner Special!

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10-28-2007, 05:37 PM	#44
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	if he delayed payment then his delivery date gets delayed too....

10-28-2007, 05:38 PM	#46
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	UH-OHs BannerAnt someone just told me your old handle was "Will Saucebox" and that there are a shitload of people looking for you cuz you ran off without doing their work and are now back under this new handle of yours?!?!? I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE. IS THIS TRUE BREEDER?

10-28-2007, 05:40 PM	#47
BannerAnt Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 484	Will Saucebox was for SauceboxBros.com, which was sold awhile ago. __________________ ICQ: 373-090-071 $8 Animated Banner Special!

10-28-2007, 05:40 PM	#48
Guy8856 New owner of GFY Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 43	Why do people in porn have to act like such six year olds? Mainstream people don't do this...

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