Getting rid of a rat in a car engine... - GoFuckYourself.com

BigBen · 10-30-2007, 09:59 PM

My girlfriend has a rat in the engine of her car. Any ideas on getting rid of it?

mrmojo · 10-30-2007, 10:03 PM

start the car

After Shock Media · 10-30-2007, 10:05 PM

Steam cleaning.

Last thing you want is a dead rat that isnt fully cooked in your car either, or having the fucker chew and eat shit which it prolly already has started.

siccmade · 10-30-2007, 10:14 PM

Try putting a cat in the engine.

Deputy Chief Command · 10-30-2007, 10:15 PM

rat poison ???

c0ld · 10-30-2007, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by siccmade

Try putting a cat in the engine.

LOL

won't it smell if you kill it?

bet get it out there (dead or alive!)

minusonebit · 10-30-2007, 10:18 PM

Start eating the wires and it will ruin the fucking car... so much shit to fix it will be cheaper to buy a new car.

NTSS · 10-30-2007, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mrmojo

start the car

thats what i would do

Fat Panda · 10-30-2007, 10:21 PM

yes...get it out fast or you will have a whole shit load of problems on your hands my friend...where in the engine is it?

After Shock Media · 10-30-2007, 10:23 PM

You could also smoke it out, assuming you know anything about using cold smoke.

TheSenator · 10-30-2007, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Steam cleaning.

Last thing you want is a dead rat that isnt fully cooked in your car either, or having the fucker chew and eat shit which it prolly already has started.

I had a chopped up squirl inside my engine, belts, fucking everywhere after I realized the smell of cooked squirl.

My 300ZX was never the same. My 300ZX was an 87. A year after the incident I donate my car to some children charity.

After Shock Media · 10-30-2007, 10:25 PM

Thesenator with steam you can at least cook the meat off its damn bones before it has a chance to sit and rot.

TheSenator · 10-30-2007, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Thesenator with steam you can at least cook the meat off its damn bones before it has a chance to sit and rot.

What a horrible experience I had! I didn't even know until I could smelled it. I had to pick pieces out by hand because the squirl meat was stuck to my cyclinder heads.

I should have known something was wrong when I started my 300ZX. I heard some flapping around but though it was a loose belt or something.

BigBen · 10-30-2007, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Steam cleaning.

Last thing you want is a dead rat that isnt fully cooked in your car either, or having the fucker chew and eat shit which it prolly already has started.

Thanks for the tips.

It's been in there nearly a week. She thought it jumped onto the road when she first saw it, but it was there tonight running across the hood and went back into the engine compartment.

Jennings · 10-30-2007, 11:07 PM

Open the car hood and leave it open for a day. It will leave. Rats like small dark places.

calibra · 10-31-2007, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennings

Open the car hood and leave it open for a day. It will leave. Rats like small dark places.

I like the idea with a cat much better, LOL

Emil · 10-31-2007, 02:40 AM

Try setting the car on fire. Rats don't like fire.

Luscious Media · 10-31-2007, 03:59 AM

Go to the do-it-yourself car was...open the hood...start blasting. I like the "install cat" idea too.

Vick! · 10-31-2007, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBen

My girlfriend has a rat in the engine of her car. Any ideas on getting rid of it?

1) Park her car in garage.

2) Ask her to stay home, along with her siblings and parents.

3) Bomb the whole fucking town to dust.

It should definitely make the rat run or get killed. Don't worry, its the method recommended and used by a super power.

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Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	yes...get it out fast or you will have a whole shit load of problems on your hands my friend...where in the engine is it?

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