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tASSy · 12-12-2007, 11:27 AM

101 gimpy girls!

a quick update, i'm progressing well with my exercises and will only have to go in to PT/OT once a week starting next week. (yay!) i haven't tried to drive a car yet because all doctors in neurology and the physical therapist and occupational therapist say i should wait at least 3 weeks to make sure there isn't dormant/hidden damage that i could risk injuring more by pushing it.

my new splint is awesome though - besides it's ability to be used as a weapon, it affords me the opportunity to do the important things in life...like opening a beer and flipping someone off! ;)

i still cannot shower or groom myself, so i'm still taking applications for that position. ;-) you can submit them in writing here or via e-mail. :D

CDSmith · 12-12-2007, 11:43 AM

At least you're still smiling in those first pics. Keep on smiling luv.

As for needing help grooming yourself, I'll remind you that your old friend CD has 15 years experience in that, having worked in health care from the early 80's to the late 90's.

I got the healing hands babe. :D

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

Would suck typing with that danm thing. I once broke my thumb in college and it sucked to type.

actually, the new brace makes it easier for me to type quite a bit -thank god! the tension of the rubber-banded strings pull my fingers back up off the keyboard, since they naturally want to curl and make a fist right now, but don't want to release - the rubber bands pull them back so i don't leave all my fingers on the keys typing jibberish.

sadly they tell me the thumb is the last thing to come back.

i'm thinking "even apes have opposable thumbs!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BobG

freak bondage accident. ouch. poor baby. Hope you get better soon.

hehe, thank you, though your wording reminds me of "...it was a freak gardening accident...." ~ name that movie!

Jman · 12-12-2007, 12:12 PM

I really hope you get better Tassy.

Now can someone turn her into Super Hero Crossbow Girl using photoshop ;-)

CherryLipsRosa · 12-12-2007, 12:30 PM

Tassy i hope you get better soon, sometimes we take the small things for granted till we lose them and then realize how hard it is to live without them.

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Rotica

I volunteer to do any bathing you may need.

Get better, don't hit anybody with that thing, unless they ask you to...

i'm not much for trying to top anyone else. i spent far too much topping from the bottom to get men to act like Men. no thanks! and sweet, another offer for bathing assistance! i think i've got it covered but i'll be sure to let you know if there are any last minute cancellations!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurel

You poor thing. I hope you have a very speedy recovery..that looks so painful.

oh miss laurel! it's so lovely to see you gracing one of my threads.

it doesn't hurt much other than the muscles in the rest of my arm holding up a dead weight hand. :P *hugs*

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by hateman

what the hell happened? fisting session gone wrong?

please read my original post to save me typing it all over again.

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by who

You realize it's not a dude, right?

buddy and i have spent plenty of intimate moments involving other women...i'm pretty sure he knows i'm a chick.

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

That sucks... I'd still hit it though.

yay for hittable gimps! ++

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male

Ouch.. How did you explain that to the doctors??

I hope your rehab is swift and uneventful.

thank you!

i told them the truth...although i had to repeat the story for every doctor who came in to take a look and hear the story, complete with visuals.

PornMogul · 12-12-2007, 02:09 PM

wow tassy sorry to see what happened. GET BETTER!!!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Okay.

GIMP!

:P

can i at least be the pink gimp?

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I hope you feel better soon.

thank TA!

AVNSherri · 12-12-2007, 05:06 PM

"It was a freak gardening accident" .... from This is Spinal Tap. (Tassy, know we haven;t met in person yet, but hope you get better soon)

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

damn that sucks kind of know how you feel I have a broken elbow and i'm using NaturallySpeaking to type this right now

it works pretty well try it out

you're one of many who've recommended that particular program. i am going to look into it after the neuro team finished their study on where exactly the nerve damage occurred. if it's only going to be a few months for the regeneration then i'll probably try to hold out and use this crazy splint to help me type. if it's going to be a year or more i'll probably just buy the software. here's to healing soon for us both!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AVNSherri

"It was a freak gardening accident" .... from This is Spinal Tap. (Tassy, know we haven;t met in person yet, but hope you get better soon)

thanks Sherri, and yup, you totally got it! we've been saying "freak bondage accident" and cracking up here every time.

thank you for the well wishes!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

51 handjob rain checks

luckily i'm ambidexterous in that category.

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Funny you would say the problem is the nerves when it sounds more like a problem with your brain.

to each his own.

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lesbodojo

Nerve damage is the worst. Do you have friends helping you right now? Let me know if you need anything.

oooooh lesbodojo, you're too sweet! i do have friends helping me right now, which is a HUGE blessing, and your offer is super sweet and helpful to my sanity too! *hugs*

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by iSMOKE

hahaha, that was actually the first thing i thought of! *dating myself*

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

I've had surgery on both ulnar (that's the elbow right?) sucks. best to ya and take care.. -bmb

thanks brian! in this case i was referring to the ulnar nerve, which runs from your neck/back up through your shoulder, down into the elbow, and then into the wrist and the pinky finger and that side of the hand.

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MakingItPay

Sorry to hear that tASSy. I hope you are all back to 100% in a very short time.

meeee toooooo!!! :D right now i wish the tASSy doll was me, we could just animate her better again!

hypedough · 12-12-2007, 05:45 PM

OMG get better!

The Duck · 12-12-2007, 05:52 PM

pics from suspension?

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bird

The new Bionic Woman.

Tassy your so Hawt

hehe thanks! i've been toying with turning it into a crossbow.

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by msan

Ouch, didn't know what Shibari rope bondage gone wrong could do that damage.

yes, it's a definite risk i was aware of. too bad it got me.

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

That's horrible. Hope you get better soon.

i'm working it out (with a touch of frustration) and a lot of determination! thanks mike!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

That's what Imma talking about...

ADG

stressy dessert?! noooooo! i loooove dessert!

needlive · 12-12-2007, 07:21 PM

Get well soon.

It's a miracle that you're smiling with that thing on your arm...

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-12-2007, 07:43 PM

Tassy, if you need help just telephone me.
-Samir-

tony286 · 12-12-2007, 07:44 PM

damn I hope you feel better dollface

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by VeriSexy

Yikes... heres to a speedy recovery

thank you kindly love!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BJ

you're still a whore

uuummmm....thanks!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AAK

still sexy, get well soon!

thanks to you love. *hugs*

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Star 69

I wish you get better as soon as possible

thanks star! me too!!! :D

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

wow tassy that is fucked up - hope you have a speedy and as pain free as possible recovery *hugs*

thank you ben!!!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

If this woman were not considered to be attractive by people on this board, you would be calling her a dumb bitch for getting injured because she wanted to get fucked and hanged at the same time.

for the record, i wasn't being fucked and suspended at the same time, although i doubt it matters to your clearly trollesque style of writing.

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Baby I hope you get well soon, must be totally sick to be in the virtual world only for a while..

thanks carlos!

tASSy · 12-12-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TG Rebecca

aww.

good luck with everything!

thanks rebecca!! *hugs*

tASSy · 12-13-2007, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Damn..I know somewhat what you're going through..it sucks..hopeful for a speedy recovery

thanks spunky, i'm hoping for a faster than predicted recovery. i hate not being able to do some of the basic stuff for myself!

noize · 07-20-2008, 09:02 PM

Ya know there is a fetish for that kind of thing. ;)

I hope you have a speedy recovery.

he-fox · 07-20-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by noize

Ya know there is a fetish for that kind of thing. ;)

I hope you have a speedy recovery.

wtf?

stalking, or just being an idiot?

commonsense · 07-20-2008, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by noize

Ya know there is a fetish for that kind of thing. ;)

I hope you have a speedy recovery.

It's been 8 months dude

RevengeBucks_Monica · 07-21-2008, 01:45 AM

Oh my, I bet it was fun to explain that one to the nurses... and then to the physiotherapists!

That's pretty awful, I didn't even know that could happen with such things.

yuu.design · 07-21-2008, 06:18 AM

Bad luck :S

Scott McD · 07-21-2008, 11:13 AM

I think tASSy doubled her post count with this thread...

Michaelious · 07-21-2008, 11:14 AM

Hope you get better soon

klaze · 07-21-2008, 01:57 PM

Omg that is soo horrible/sad.. I couldn't imagine what it must have been like to go through this...

Any update on how the recovery went?

12-12-2007, 11:27 AM	#101
tASSy Spread The Pink! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: pinktown! Posts: 8,229	101 gimpy girls! a quick update, i'm progressing well with my exercises and will only have to go in to PT/OT once a week starting next week. (yay!) i haven't tried to drive a car yet because all doctors in neurology and the physical therapist and occupational therapist say i should wait at least 3 weeks to make sure there isn't dormant/hidden damage that i could risk injuring more by pushing it. my new splint is awesome though - besides it's ability to be used as a weapon, it affords me the opportunity to do the important things in life...like opening a beer and flipping someone off! ;) i still cannot shower or groom myself, so i'm still taking applications for that position. ;-) you can submit them in writing here or via e-mail. :D __________________ tassyPINK ICQ ~ 318097066 *

12-12-2007, 11:43 AM	#102
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12-12-2007, 02:09 PM	#113
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12-12-2007, 05:06 PM	#116
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12-12-2007, 07:43 PM	#132
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12-12-2007, 07:44 PM	#133
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07-20-2008, 09:02 PM	#143
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07-21-2008, 11:14 AM	#149
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07-21-2008, 01:57 PM	#150
klaze So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Location: Adult Marketing Mecca Posts: 2,167	Omg that is soo horrible/sad.. I couldn't imagine what it must have been like to go through this... Any update on how the recovery went?