SHOOT 'EM UP : what a piece of shit movie !!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 01-05-2008, 05:57 PM

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farkedup · 01-05-2008, 06:01 PM

I didn't have any plans of watching this.... it just looked bad in the previews LOL

L-Pink · 01-05-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

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Looking at the two gun shooter in the poster should have told you that.

Ryan St. Germain · 01-05-2008, 06:05 PM

I would have to say that Shoot em up should be nominated for a "biggest waste of a talented cast" award.

Monique Niccole · 01-05-2008, 06:06 PM

I watched that piece of shit Thursday night.

I kept wondering what kind of debt Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti had racked up to be forced into such a horrible movie.

Pleasurepays · 01-05-2008, 06:07 PM

ha... was just looking at it not even 5 minutes ago on PPV... glad i didn't watch it. chose re-runs of Rome instead.

Ryan St. Germain · 01-05-2008, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

I watched that piece of shit Thursday night.

I kept wondering what kind of debt Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti had racked up to be forced into such a horrible movie.

I was thinking it had to be one of those deals where they were like "Alright, you can star in Sideways and Cinderella man....but you are going to have to do Shoot em up too. We'll give you a cool gun, you get to play the bad guy and shoot at Clive Owens, it'll be great. People will see that you don't always have to play the nice guy"

and to Clive Owens they said "They'll regret not picking you to play bond. You'll star opposite academy award nominee Paul Giamatti, and have a beautiful exotic Italian costar. Daniel Craig? Fuck that blond Bond guy, this'll be way better"

Farang · 01-05-2008, 06:36 PM

I watched first 30 minutes or so

bronco67 · 01-05-2008, 06:40 PM

I went to see it in the theater, was definitely not feeling it after 20 minutes. I would have stuck with it if it weren't for a roving gang of ghetto-rats that sat down behind me to have a party.

I got up and walked in to Balls of Fury, where I had a good 'ol time.

I guess it didn't get any better.

milan · 01-05-2008, 06:43 PM

One of the worst movies ever! I write better stories sitting on the toilet taking a dump!

vending_machine · 01-05-2008, 06:43 PM

That movie rocked!!

=^..^= · 01-05-2008, 06:58 PM

I turned it off after the opening scene what a waste of 5 minutes of my life!!!

Persius · 01-05-2008, 07:01 PM

That movie was so stupiD1!!!!

V_RocKs · 01-05-2008, 07:43 PM

I smoke crack rocks

Enemator · 01-05-2008, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkCircus

I was thinking it had to be one of those deals where they were like "Alright, you can star in Sideways and Cinderella man....but you are going to have to do Shoot em up too. We'll give you a cool gun, you get to play the bad guy and shoot at Clive Owens, it'll be great. People will see that you don't always have to play the nice guy"

and to Clive Owens they said "They'll regret not picking you to play bond. You'll star opposite academy award nominee Paul Giamatti, and have a beautiful exotic Italian costar. Daniel Craig? Fuck that blond Bond guy, this'll be way better"

Yeah, I'm highly dissapointed in Giamatti taking this role. Don't forget The Illusionist...

Monique Niccole · 01-05-2008, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkCircus

I was thinking it had to be one of those deals where they were like "Alright, you can star in Sideways and Cinderella man....but you are going to have to do Shoot em up too. We'll give you a cool gun, you get to play the bad guy and shoot at Clive Owens, it'll be great. People will see that you don't always have to play the nice guy"

and to Clive Owens they said "They'll regret not picking you to play bond. You'll star opposite academy award nominee Paul Giamatti, and have a beautiful exotic Italian costar. Daniel Craig? Fuck that blond Bond guy, this'll be way better"

Interesting.

I thought it was more like they have his wife suspended over a tank full of sharks and the only way they'd release her is if he appeared in this crap movie.

notoldschool · 01-05-2008, 08:12 PM

the movies sucked and it actually got good reviews. Waste of time.

01-05-2008, 08:14 PM

I thought it was pretty funny. But I happen to like movies where a lot of people get killed and the guy doing the shooting always has a one-liner to follow things up with.

starpimps · 01-05-2008, 10:36 PM

it was like children of men kinda, but a tad worse lol

Xrated J · 01-05-2008, 10:39 PM

i didnt have it on the wanna see list, and its deff not getting on there now

minusonebit · 01-05-2008, 10:40 PM

It looked good in the previews. I ended up seeing it in the theature and agree, it sucked. Then again, don't they all.

Red Ezra · 01-06-2008, 01:36 AM

children of men was awesome - shoot em up was dog poopee

JFK · 01-06-2008, 01:41 AM

Pretty harsh critiques in here ! I liked it, its a change from ALL the Other mindless drivel that is out there

01-05-2008, 05:57 PM	#1
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Ryan St. Germain Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,269	I would have to say that Shoot em up should be nominated for a "biggest waste of a talented cast" award.

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Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	I watched that piece of shit Thursday night. I kept wondering what kind of debt Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti had racked up to be forced into such a horrible movie.

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	ha... was just looking at it not even 5 minutes ago on PPV... glad i didn't watch it. chose re-runs of Rome instead.

01-05-2008, 06:40 PM	#9
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I went to see it in the theater, was definitely not feeling it after 20 minutes. I would have stuck with it if it weren't for a roving gang of ghetto-rats that sat down behind me to have a party. I got up and walked in to Balls of Fury, where I had a good 'ol time. I guess it didn't get any better.

01-05-2008, 06:43 PM	#11
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01-05-2008, 07:01 PM	#13
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01-05-2008, 08:14 PM	#18
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I thought it was pretty funny. But I happen to like movies where a lot of people get killed and the guy doing the shooting always has a one-liner to follow things up with.

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