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WWC · 01-22-2008, 04:55 PM

School 1957 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before
school, pulls into school
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1957 - Vice principal comes over, looks at
Jack's shotgun, goes to
his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI
is called, Jack is hauled
off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again.
Counselors are called in
to assist traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after
school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and
Mark shake hands and end
up buddies.

2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives
and arrests Johnny and
Mark. They are charged with assault and both are
expelled even though Johnny
started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts
other students.

1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's
office and given a good
paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not
disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of
Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a
disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's
car and his Dad gives him
a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows
up normal, goes to
college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child
abuse. Billy is removed to
foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist
tells Billy's sister that
she remembers being abused herself and their dad
goes to prison. Billy's mom
has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some
Aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school
principal out on the
smoking dock.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled
from School for drug
violations. His car is searched for drugs and
weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes
English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local
human rights group.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that
making English a
requirement for graduation is racist. US Civil
Liberties Association files
class action lawsuit against state school system and
Pedro's English
teacher. English is banned from core curriculum.
Pedro is given his diploma
anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because
he cannot speak
English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence
Day firecrackers, puts
them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up
an anthill.

1957 - Ants die.

2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are
called and Johnny is charged
with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents,
siblings are removed
from the home, computers are confiscated, and
Johnny's dad goes on a terror
watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his
knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to
comfort him.

1957 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back
to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual
predator and loses her job.
She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny
undergoes five years of
therapy.

megatgpdotnet · 01-22-2008, 04:58 PM

Funny shit

96ukssob · 01-22-2008, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi

School 1957 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence
Day firecrackers, puts
them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up
an anthill.

1957 - Ants die.

2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are
called and Johnny is charged
with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents,
siblings are removed
from the home, computers are confiscated, and
Johnny's dad goes on a terror
watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

sad but most of this is probably true

StarkReality · 01-22-2008, 05:01 PM

Yep, it always becomes worse...but those still living in 2057 will probably look back to "golden" 2007.

tony286 · 01-22-2008, 05:02 PM

funny and sad

BradM · 01-22-2008, 05:02 PM

Ugh, it's sick because I can see all instances happening.

GITZINGER · 01-22-2008, 05:05 PM

Best thread of the day!!

Brother Bilo · 01-22-2008, 05:07 PM

for real.

Except the gun one, there were trucks in my schools parking lot with gun racks and I graduated in 98. In fact, one kid shot a dear from his truck on the way home from school. It was kind of rural on the edge of our school district.

CarolCox · 01-22-2008, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

That actually happened at a local school here just last year. A girl had a headache and her friend gave her a Tylenol. The teacher saw it, and both girls got expelled for a week for the distribution of drugs!

Carol xoxoxo

NosMo · 01-22-2008, 05:11 PM

Great thread, but scary as it is so true.

NosMo

Fletch XXX · 01-22-2008, 05:14 PM

answer:

stop sending your children to nazi ran communist ideas like public schools!

the state OWNS your kid while they are in public school.

Meeper · 01-22-2008, 05:16 PM

I just got this in my e-mail recently. What a crack up

Bdiddy · 01-22-2008, 05:18 PM

So true. What has happened in this last decade is a travesty.

The gun and paddling scenarios have been like that for awhile. Believe it or not though, it was only post columbine that some of the Rural schools outside of the greater seattle area banned a gun in a car on a rack. True. (very rural though)

MetaMan · 01-22-2008, 05:20 PM

it is funny but very sad at the sametime.

there is so many restrictions on everything these days it is ridiculous.

nikki99 · 01-22-2008, 05:42 PM

GrouchyAdmin · 01-22-2008, 05:44 PM

Where is:

1957: Child is not prevented from experiencing life. Skins knees, burns fingers, learns not to do stupid shit.

2007: Grows up without ever experiencing the harsh realities of life, becomes ultra-liberal and eventually gets stabbed to death by trying to hug a carjacker.

Fat Panda · 01-22-2008, 05:50 PM

have read this before,,,,,never the less still funny

jakethedog · 01-22-2008, 05:55 PM

so fucking true i can't believe it .. I was born in 1967 .. lived in a town with few drive-in's ... a tiny single screen movie theater .. and yeah .. knew all the cops by name .. and when we fucked up ... the cops drove us home and our dads kicked our asses ... drinking in the bowling alley parking lot was not the fucking end of the world .. cops would show up .. tell us to pick up our empties and get "Sandra" home cause he father would be pissed if he knew she was out with us .. ... it was a beautiful time .. and we enjoyed life with out computers and cable TV .. we built tree forts and fished in the creek .. just like Huckle-Berry fucking Fin sure as hell beats what my kids have to grow up with ..

UniversalPassLorence · 01-22-2008, 06:03 PM

True indeed. You don't have to go that far. I remember 1977, junior high, was very innocent compared to now.

dready · 01-22-2008, 06:08 PM

What will it be like in 2057?

Marshal · 01-22-2008, 07:03 PM

all of this shit is due to media is overblowing the stories all the time... and you ended up believing all the shit you see or hear on tv. full stop.

cspdinc · 01-22-2008, 09:16 PM

This is the truth, I won't say where or what year other than it was pre 70's
Our Geography teacher had us study ww2. We, the kids in my block were really reeally good at making gas/leafpile bombs. You take a pile of leaves, hose it down with gas and add another and another and another layer until all your leaves where used up and made a big pile. Let it set overnight then the next day, set out our lawnchairs and dared one of us to run up and pour on more gas. (yes it went off once just doing this.) and run a little trail bak to our chairs.

Once this was done, we'd play cards to see who got to light the trail. The lucky person got to toss a wood match and poof, the fire was off racing to the pile. and when it got there.
KAPLOOOOOOEY! It was like a nuke it was so cool. It actually imploded first before depositing leaves ALL over the yard. We always had a hose handy but it was just a flash explosion. It was so big and hot though, the grownups would come watch too sometimes. We were maybe 12.

ANYWAYS......... the geography teacher knew we were good at making things blow up and assigned us to show how flame throwers and such were used on the Japanese in WW2. She, allowed us to construct a wood and cardboard series of tunnels and a fort and let us make molatav cocktail bombs and let us SHOOT our pellet guns at unbroken bottles that didnt break on contact.

The class was mortified. (the girls at least.) We were kings for a day. I think back to that and what would happen if we did this today in school. I doubt we'd see the light of day ever again if performed in the fine year of 2008.

BTW... did you ever consider that a wall to keep illegals OUT. will also work to keep us IN. If that day ever comes. Always look at the big picture.

..... thats all. Just thought I'd share this little bit of schooling of mine.

Catalyst · 01-22-2008, 09:32 PM

I really like that.. scary.. but true.

psili · 01-22-2008, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

answer:

stop sending your children to nazi ran communist ideas like public schools!

the state OWNS your kid while they are in public school.

I got in trouble for having phenylalanine tablets (supplements) at the catholic high school i went to. In college, there were more than a few kids who came from private boarding schools -- they liked to snort their ritalin and chase vodka with toothpaste.

Not sure who "owns" who, but I don't think kids give a shit.

woj · 01-22-2008, 10:30 PM

sounds about right

WWC · 01-22-2008, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarkReality

Yep, it always becomes worse...but those still living in 2057 will probably look back to "golden" 2007.

very true....its nuts how by knowing your history , you will know your future :-)

MetaMan · 01-23-2008, 12:34 AM

This thread got me thinking again,
not like i am one to listen to cops in the firstplace,

but it amazes me how we are supposed to live in the "land of freedoms" in certain countires yet we cannot do anything.

the "law" has gotten so far out of hand it has gotten rid of its point in the firstplace.

a lil off topic but i remember cruising in a limo haning out the sunroof and getting pulled over by the cops, with the amount of problems in the city here daily the cops really have time to pull over a limo filled with people just trying to have fun?

we have this ave called 17th ave and when are beloved flames made the playoffs for the 2nd year in a row they shut down the ave to traffic and ticketed people who even walked on the street, here we have 1 chance to bring the city together and they boycott it.

what the hell is happening to this world?

and what amazes me is how quick people are to give up their freedoms not realising slowly their will be none left.

Fap · 01-23-2008, 12:41 AM

a little over the top in most of the cases if you ask me.. but still entertaining

DigitalDruid · 01-23-2008, 12:46 AM

Great stuff.....
Thats so true.....

Iron Fist · 01-23-2008, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarkReality

Yep, it always becomes worse...but those still living in 2057 will probably look back to "golden" 2007.

You mind if I borrow your time machine for a minute?

DigitalDruid · 01-23-2008, 02:16 AM

Why? Doc browns is parked out front your house right now????

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

You mind if I borrow your time machine for a minute?

NinjaSteve · 01-23-2008, 03:29 AM

Oh how the times have changed.

Czech · 01-23-2008, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi

School 1957 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before
school, pulls into school
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1957 - Vice principal comes over, looks at
Jack's shotgun, goes to
his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI
is called, Jack is hauled
off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again.
Counselors are called in
to assist traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after
school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and
Mark shake hands and end
up buddies.

2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives
and arrests Johnny and
Mark. They are charged with assault and both are
expelled even though Johnny
started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts
other students.

1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's
office and given a good
paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not
disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of
Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a
disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's
car and his Dad gives him
a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows
up normal, goes to
college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child
abuse. Billy is removed to
foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist
tells Billy's sister that
she remembers being abused herself and their dad
goes to prison. Billy's mom
has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some
Aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school
principal out on the
smoking dock.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled
from School for drug
violations. His car is searched for drugs and
weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes
English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local
human rights group.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that
making English a
requirement for graduation is racist. US Civil
Liberties Association files
class action lawsuit against state school system and
Pedro's English
teacher. English is banned from core curriculum.
Pedro is given his diploma
anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because
he cannot speak
English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence
Day firecrackers, puts
them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up
an anthill.

1957 - Ants die.

2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are
called and Johnny is charged
with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents,
siblings are removed
from the home, computers are confiscated, and
Johnny's dad goes on a terror
watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his
knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to
comfort him.

1957 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back
to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual
predator and loses her job.
She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny
undergoes five years of
therapy.

I just received the same thing by email today from a friend who livs in Scottland. Funny stuff

BuggyG · 01-23-2008, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarolCox

That actually happened at a local school here just last year. A girl had a headache and her friend gave her a Tylenol. The teacher saw it, and both girls got expelled for a week for the distribution of drugs!

Carol xoxoxo

DAMN!! I should get my mind off porn and pay attention to the news. I don't recall that happening

GatorB · 01-23-2008, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his
knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to
comfort him.

1957 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back
to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual
predator and loses her job.
She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny
undergoes five years of
therapy.

Nearly EVERY female teacher accused of fucking her students has been given probation. Show me one that got sent to prison that didn't get sent because she violated probation.

GatorB · 01-23-2008, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi

School 1957 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before
school, pulls into school
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

In what fairy tale land did this ever take place?

Xrated J · 01-23-2008, 10:47 AM

couldnt be more true

D · 01-23-2008, 10:48 AM

Funny and sad.

wanted · 01-23-2008, 10:52 AM

Really funny

Thanks

pornguy · 01-23-2008, 10:57 AM

That sounds about right with todays world.

D · 01-23-2008, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Nearly EVERY female teacher accused of fucking her students has been given probation. Show me one that got sent to prison that didn't get sent because she violated probation.

While you're at it, ask him to show you proof that the chicken actually did cross the road. What Chicken?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

In what fairy tale land did this ever take place?

You didn't actually grow up in FL, did you?

UniversalPass Pete · 01-23-2008, 11:08 AM

LOL Nice!

The Duck · 01-23-2008, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuggyG

DAMN!! I should get my mind off porn and pay attention to the news. I don't recall that happening

yes because you cant miss even one news item.

BergyK · 01-23-2008, 12:05 PM

Real Funny!

Miguel T · 01-23-2008, 12:37 PM

LOL On this!

WWC-Pajio · 01-23-2008, 01:26 PM

good ones

WWC · 01-23-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis;136hahahahaha

a little over the top in most of the cases if you ask me.. but still entertaining

:-))))

GatorB · 01-23-2008, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

You didn't actually grow up in FL, did you?

I moved to Florida when I was 13. That was in 1982. Before that I lived in Illinois about halfway between Chicago and Milwaukee. Is there a point?

D · 01-23-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

I moved to Florida when I was 13. That was in 1982. Before that I lived in Illinois about halfway between Chicago and Milwaukee. Is there a point?

The point was that most that have grown up in FL - at least anywhere North of Okeechobee - wouldn't offer the gun thing as an implausible scenario worthy of some "fairy tale land."

Surprised you did.

Burridge · 01-23-2008, 07:34 PM

not clever

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WWC #1 Adult Content Provider Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Glendale, Ca Posts: 11,577	School 1957 vs. School 2007 School 1957 vs. School 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school. 1957 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking dock. 2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English. 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college. 2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. US Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill. 1957 - Ants die. 2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him. 1957 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. __________________ [email protected] ICQ : 494-353-230 Follow WWC on Twitter CLICK HERE! " CONTENT PROVIDER OF THE YEAR! " ~ 2007 , 2008 & 2009 XBIZ AWARDS WINNER! .......www.WorldWideContent.com / www.WorldWideFeeds.com...... WWC Nominated " Content Licensor of The Year " 2010 XBiz Awards !!!

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jakethedog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 2,497	so fucking true i can't believe it .. I was born in 1967 .. lived in a town with few drive-in's ... a tiny single screen movie theater .. and yeah .. knew all the cops by name .. and when we fucked up ... the cops drove us home and our dads kicked our asses ... drinking in the bowling alley parking lot was not the fucking end of the world .. cops would show up .. tell us to pick up our empties and get "Sandra" home cause he father would be pissed if he knew she was out with us .. ... it was a beautiful time .. and we enjoyed life with out computers and cable TV .. we built tree forts and fished in the creek .. just like Huckle-Berry fucking Fin sure as hell beats what my kids have to grow up with .. __________________ No sig .. just me

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Marshal Biz Dev and SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,180	all of this shit is due to media is overblowing the stories all the time... and you ended up believing all the shit you see or hear on tv. full stop. __________________ --- Busy ranking websites on Google...

01-22-2008, 09:16 PM	#22
cspdinc Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: USA land of the oppressed Posts: 724	This is the truth, I won't say where or what year other than it was pre 70's Our Geography teacher had us study ww2. We, the kids in my block were really reeally good at making gas/leafpile bombs. You take a pile of leaves, hose it down with gas and add another and another and another layer until all your leaves where used up and made a big pile. Let it set overnight then the next day, set out our lawnchairs and dared one of us to run up and pour on more gas. (yes it went off once just doing this.) and run a little trail bak to our chairs. Once this was done, we'd play cards to see who got to light the trail. The lucky person got to toss a wood match and poof, the fire was off racing to the pile. and when it got there. KAPLOOOOOOEY! It was like a nuke it was so cool. It actually imploded first before depositing leaves ALL over the yard. We always had a hose handy but it was just a flash explosion. It was so big and hot though, the grownups would come watch too sometimes. We were maybe 12. ANYWAYS......... the geography teacher knew we were good at making things blow up and assigned us to show how flame throwers and such were used on the Japanese in WW2. She, allowed us to construct a wood and cardboard series of tunnels and a fort and let us make molatav cocktail bombs and let us SHOOT our pellet guns at unbroken bottles that didnt break on contact. The class was mortified. (the girls at least.) We were kings for a day. I think back to that and what would happen if we did this today in school. I doubt we'd see the light of day ever again if performed in the fine year of 2008. BTW... did you ever consider that a wall to keep illegals OUT. will also work to keep us IN. If that day ever comes. Always look at the big picture. ..... thats all. Just thought I'd share this little bit of schooling of mine. Last edited by cspdinc; 01-22-2008 at 09:18 PM..

01-22-2008, 09:32 PM	#23
Catalyst Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 3,243	I really like that.. scary.. but true.

01-22-2008, 10:30 PM	#25
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	sounds about right __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

01-23-2008, 12:34 AM	#27
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	This thread got me thinking again, not like i am one to listen to cops in the firstplace, but it amazes me how we are supposed to live in the "land of freedoms" in certain countires yet we cannot do anything. the "law" has gotten so far out of hand it has gotten rid of its point in the firstplace. a lil off topic but i remember cruising in a limo haning out the sunroof and getting pulled over by the cops, with the amount of problems in the city here daily the cops really have time to pull over a limo filled with people just trying to have fun? we have this ave called 17th ave and when are beloved flames made the playoffs for the 2nd year in a row they shut down the ave to traffic and ticketed people who even walked on the street, here we have 1 chance to bring the city together and they boycott it. what the hell is happening to this world? and what amazes me is how quick people are to give up their freedoms not realising slowly their will be none left. Last edited by MetaMan; 01-23-2008 at 12:35 AM..

01-23-2008, 12:41 AM	#28
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	a little over the top in most of the cases if you ask me.. but still entertaining

01-23-2008, 12:46 AM	#29
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01-23-2008, 03:29 AM	#32
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01-23-2008, 10:47 AM	#37
Xrated J Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 4,347	couldnt be more true

01-23-2008, 10:48 AM	#38
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01-23-2008, 10:52 AM	#39
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01-23-2008, 10:57 AM	#40
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01-23-2008, 11:08 AM	#42
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01-23-2008, 12:05 PM	#44
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01-23-2008, 12:37 PM	#45
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01-23-2008, 01:26 PM	#46
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01-23-2008, 07:34 PM	#50
Burridge Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 1,186	not clever __________________ NYC