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tehHinjew · 02-09-2008, 10:10 AM

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.

1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1977 - Ants die.

2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

It is for a British concept, equally true everywhere.

scottybuzz · 02-09-2008, 10:15 AM

lol, its funny because its so true.

dready · 02-09-2008, 11:09 AM

Can't wait for 2037.

MissMina · 02-09-2008, 11:17 AM

77 was a good year. The year I was born. I'm getting old

bobby666 · 02-09-2008, 11:25 AM

66 was also a good year....

tehHinjew · 02-09-2008, 12:53 PM

you guys are old lol

CrkMStanz · 02-09-2008, 12:56 PM

Heh, that was wickid funny - and very sad 'cause its true

props to you

scarlettcontent · 02-09-2008, 02:18 PM

I wish it was 1977 again

kosmic · 02-09-2008, 02:32 PM

wow... that is so true... fucked up but true...

GatorB · 02-09-2008, 02:35 PM

Ok first of all some idiot posted this about 1957 a few weeks ago.

Secondly considering that I was in 2nd/3rd grade in 1977 I know Johnny is full of shit.

pornguy · 02-09-2008, 02:41 PM

Someone posted this not long ago, and it is so true on most of it.

baddog · 02-09-2008, 02:42 PM

How many times will this be posted?

GatorB · 02-09-2008, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

How many times will this be posted?

Until people realize that that Leave it to Beaver and The Brady Bunch were Tv shows not reality.

pornask · 02-09-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

How many times will this be posted?

mineistaken · 02-09-2008, 03:02 PM

heh funny stuff

Ninja_Pete · 02-09-2008, 03:05 PM

wicked funny. i was born in 77 too, geting old sucks.

cykoe6 · 02-09-2008, 04:25 PM

It is actually quite true. I was in the 2nd grade in 77 and things were a lot different back then.

u-Bob · 02-09-2008, 04:35 PM

funny (and sad).

Fap · 02-11-2008, 11:49 PM

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

..... wtf

Xrated J · 02-11-2008, 11:52 PM

seen this before, but still funny

TheSenator · 02-11-2008, 11:55 PM

Dude.....

Times are always changing.....

Evolve or die

02-09-2008, 10:10 AM	#1
tehHinjew Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: MTL Posts: 5,755	1977 vs 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper. 1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion. Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school . 1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area. 2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English. 1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college. 2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill. 1977 - Ants die. 2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him. 1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay. It is for a British concept, equally true everywhere. __________________ Hot Porn Wanna trade? email me at wanker (@) wanknation dot com

02-09-2008, 10:15 AM	#2
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02-09-2008, 11:09 AM	#3
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02-09-2008, 11:17 AM	#4
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02-09-2008, 12:56 PM	#7
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02-09-2008, 02:35 PM	#10
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Ok first of all some idiot posted this about 1957 a few weeks ago. Secondly considering that I was in 2nd/3rd grade in 1977 I know Johnny is full of shit.

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02-11-2008, 11:49 PM	#19
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper. 1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion. Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school . 1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area. 2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons. ..... wtf

02-11-2008, 11:52 PM	#20
Xrated J Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 4,347	seen this before, but still funny

02-11-2008, 11:55 PM	#21
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