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Honez · 02-20-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

Dad = Coke

or meth or a new purse or some new hair extensions.

ADL Colin · 02-20-2008, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Ah, mid life crisis. I spent my saturday with my girlfriend. I don't need to be surrounded by women to make myself feel good.

Uh huh. You sound like a completely normal well-adjusted person, "Black Crayon"

BlackCrayon · 02-20-2008, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

Uh huh. You sound like a completely normal well-adjusted person, "Black Crayon"

I've hung out with strippers before. I don't see what is so exciting about it. Mostly it just left me feeling sorry for them. Fucking a stripper is no great feat.

ADL Colin · 02-20-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Fucking a stripper is no great feat.

Exactly. I am not interested in relationships. Why would I want to work hard for pussy?

StarkReality · 02-20-2008, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by severe

heres what you do, take the 400 dollars, and put in u r pocket then go find some free pussy.

Yep, that's the way to go. I have a photographer friend and I dated one of his girls some years ago (1st mistake), fucked her a few times (2nd mistake) and one day she asked me for 200 bucks for her ill mother. Well, I didn't buy the story, but I liked her, so I thought helping her out would be nice (3rd mistake). She never asked for any money before.

So far, so good, $200 and some decent fun, good deal.

One week later, 5 guys showed up at my house, one claiming to be her boyfriend and 4 of his friends. He told me that I fucked his girlfriend 8 times, but just paid once. WTF ? Yep, he asked for another $1400 ! To make it short: Damage to my car about $3K, police never found the guys, lesson learned.

ADL Colin · 02-20-2008, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by StarkReality

Yep, that's the way to go. I have a photographer friend and I dated one of his girls some years ago (1st mistake), fucked her a few times (2nd mistake) and one day she asked me for 200 bucks for her ill mother. Well, I didn't buy the story, but I liked her, so I thought helping her out would be nice (3rd mistake). She never asked for any money before.

So far, so good, $200 and some decent fun, good deal.

One week later, 5 guys showed up at my house, one claiming to be her boyfriend and 4 of his friends. He told me that I fucked his girlfriend 8 times, but just paid once. WTF ? Yep, he asked for another $1400 ! To make it short: Damage to my car about $3K, police never found the guys, lesson learned.

Classic. That was worth the story alone. Shit, it is so good I'm gonna borrow it and tell it tomorrow when I go out.

BenKennedy · 02-20-2008, 06:58 PM

You guys hilarious! I love that! Haven't you thought of "lending" her the money in excahnge of some favor (sexy car wash, mowing the grass or whatever wicked idea comes to mind) but she'll have a debt to you and until she pays back you'll have leverage on her? As long as you can find her, strippers tend to vanish quite quickly...

Juicy D. Links · 02-20-2008, 07:00 PM

yes indeed i would have sex with her

Juicy D. Links · 02-20-2008, 07:00 PM

Colin please email me neeeeeeeeekidddddddddd picssssssss

ADL Colin · 02-20-2008, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Colin please email me neeeeeeeeekidddddddddd picssssssss

lol. we really need to hang out sometime soon.

ADL Colin · 02-20-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Colin please email me neeeeeeeeekidddddddddd picssssssss

http://www.gigolodatelink.com/

username: colinloves
password: strippers

BVF · 02-20-2008, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by StarkReality

Yep, he asked for another $1400 ! To make it short: Damage to my car about $3K, police never found the guys, lesson learned.

Damage to the back of his skull with a baseball bat: Priceless!

EroticistFilms · 02-20-2008, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

this was my last girlfriend
http://www.linkification.com/linked/tiff.mpg

Well, we can certainly deduce that you are not a cameraman.

Penny24Seven · 02-20-2008, 08:39 PM

my girl friend and all her stripper friends come over and tell the bullshit they guys to get their money. Some of the shit is so funny. I have spent a good deal of time telling them what they should say and some of them make 200% more. Does that make me their pimp or do I need to collect LOLOL

Juicy D. Links · 02-20-2008, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin

http://www.gigolodatelink.com/

username: colinloves
password: strippers

i am so tired yo i actually clicked it lollllllllll

kane · 02-20-2008, 10:00 PM

Offer to buy her a plane ticket or offer to drive her or whatever to get her there. If she takes you up on this you know she is telling you the truth, if not she probably just wants your cash.

BTW did you ever hear from the missing stripper?

.~. · 02-20-2008, 10:41 PM

I am confused.

Everyone says that Juicy D. Links loves masculine man hips and male sex organs. Why does he continue to pretend to be heterosexual?

I don't get it at all.

Holly · 02-20-2008, 11:05 PM

Okay, I have to admit that I totally didn't have you pegged as the "likes to hang with and fuck strippers" type. Plus, I thought you were married with a baby.

I guess I should wait until your American Justice episode airs. I'm sure Bill Curtis will spend a good 15-20 minutes delving into your psyche and history before they show the footage of the divers pulling her body out of the lake.

(Tell this one you'll give her the $400 if she drives the dead one out to the glades and feeds her to the gators. Two birds, one stone.)

kmanrox · 02-20-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SexualDragon

as long as she is 18+...

in gonna have to say the polar opposite as this guy.

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

BTW did you ever hear from the missing stripper?

no but i had just met her that night. i mean, it's not like she has to check in.

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

in gonna have to say the polar opposite as this guy.

no always, always, always 18

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Okay, I have to admit that I totally didn't have you pegged as the "likes to hang with and fuck strippers" type. Plus, I thought you were married with a baby.

I have a 2 1/2 year old. Not married, no.

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookers and School Girls

my girl friend and all her stripper friends come over and tell the bullshit they guys to get their money. Some of the shit is so funny. I have spent a good deal of time telling them what they should say and some of them make 200% more. Does that make me their pimp or do I need to collect LOLOL

for real. my stripper friends tell me all the conversations that go on in the dressing room and so on. ask for yer cut ;)

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

I guess I should wait until your American Justice episode airs. I'm sure Bill Curtis will spend a good 15-20 minutes delving into your psyche and history before they show the footage of the divers pulling her body out of the lake.

half of it will be about GFY. Christ, those people are out to get us

ADL Colin · 02-21-2008, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Okay, I have to admit that I totally didn't have you pegged as the "likes to hang with and fuck strippers" type. Plus, I thought you were married with a baby.

I blame it on porn. All that teen porn got to me. I'm serious. Before the internet I liked girls that were like 24-28. I am gonna be a case study for the weapons you pornographers use to debase society

Fortunately I haven't spent a lot of time on balloon fetish sites. Else I'd be raiding the local party supply store every night.

02-20-2008, 06:58 PM	#57
BenKennedy Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 73	You guys hilarious! I love that! Haven't you thought of "lending" her the money in excahnge of some favor (sexy car wash, mowing the grass or whatever wicked idea comes to mind) but she'll have a debt to you and until she pays back you'll have leverage on her? As long as you can find her, strippers tend to vanish quite quickly... __________________ http://www.vixyagency.com/index_en.htm ICQ 395396721

02-20-2008, 08:39 PM	#64
Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,289	my girl friend and all her stripper friends come over and tell the bullshit they guys to get their money. Some of the shit is so funny. I have spent a good deal of time telling them what they should say and some of them make 200% more. Does that make me their pimp or do I need to collect LOLOL __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

02-20-2008, 11:05 PM	#68
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Okay, I have to admit that I totally didn't have you pegged as the "likes to hang with and fuck strippers" type. Plus, I thought you were married with a baby. I guess I should wait until your American Justice episode airs. I'm sure Bill Curtis will spend a good 15-20 minutes delving into your psyche and history before they show the footage of the divers pulling her body out of the lake. (Tell this one you'll give her the $400 if she drives the dead one out to the glades and feeds her to the gators. Two birds, one stone.) __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

02-20-2008, 07:00 PM	#58
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	yes indeed i would have sex with her

02-20-2008, 10:00 PM	#66
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Offer to buy her a plane ticket or offer to drive her or whatever to get her there. If she takes you up on this you know she is telling you the truth, if not she probably just wants your cash. BTW did you ever hear from the missing stripper?

02-20-2008, 10:41 PM	#67
.~. So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 396	I am confused. Everyone says that Juicy D. Links loves masculine man hips and male sex organs. Why does he continue to pretend to be heterosexual? I don't get it at all.