Best way to remove a splinter in your finger? - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 05-22-2009, 05:14 AM

I have this tiny splinter in my finger which will not come out when I dig with a needle, its lodged in there pretty good. Any good advise how I could get it out?

Roald · 05-22-2009, 05:15 AM

CurrentlySober · 05-22-2009, 05:17 AM

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Antonio · 05-22-2009, 05:34 AM

themost efficient splinter remover

Spunky · 05-22-2009, 05:36 AM

Amputation is the only answer

PurrrsianPussyKat · 05-22-2009, 05:38 AM

Get some of this.. It's called black salve.
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JayDeeZee · 05-22-2009, 05:51 AM

Soak your finger in water for 10 mins until your skin loosens up then try the needle again

Jack Sparrow · 05-22-2009, 08:08 AM

Cut your finger off?

Got Porn? · 05-22-2009, 08:15 AM

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justinsain · 05-22-2009, 08:20 AM

Takes some bread, soak it in milk and place it over the splinter. Wrap it up with gauze or cloth to hold it in place. Remove it when the bread is dried out and the splinter will be in the bread.

Choopa Phil · 05-22-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by justinsain

Takes some bread, soak it in milk and place it over the splinter. Wrap it up with gauze or cloth to hold it in place. Remove it when the bread is dried out and the splinter will be in the bread.

and lose all your friends, family members and dignity along the way...i think not lol.
if that really works thats pretty cool, i was just messin' around

Tom_PM · 05-22-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

Get some of this.. It's called black salve.
http://www.herbalremedies.com/skin-boil.html

My grandmother used to make her own black salve. It really does work like magic.

justinsain · 05-22-2009, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DLXphil

and lose all your friends, family members and dignity along the way...i think not lol.
if that really works thats pretty cool, i was just messin' around

It's called a Bread Poultice.

My Mom used to do it to get out my splinters when I was a little kid. The important part was it was painless but it was also kinda fun to go through the process and then see the splinter magically appear. Great way to get splinters out for a kid.

These days when I get a splinter I just dig it out with my Rambo knife.

Babaganoosh · 05-22-2009, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Got Porn?

Splinter Out works great.

http://www.amazon.com/SPLINTER-OUT-R.../dp/B0006G2XVW

Those are awesome. I always have some on hand.

LeRoy · 05-22-2009, 09:16 AM

I just dig it out with a needle.

MrHits · 05-22-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by justinsain

Takes some bread, soak it in milk and place it over the splinter. Wrap it up with gauze or cloth to hold it in place. Remove it when the bread is dried out and the splinter will be in the bread.

People were probably burned at the steak for doing this a couple hundred years ago.

Does that seriously work?

justinsain · 05-22-2009, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MrHits

People were probably burned at the steak for doing this a couple hundred years ago.

Does that seriously work?

Google Bread Poultice

Dvae · 05-22-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

I have this tiny splinter in my finger which will not come out when I dig with a needle, its lodged in there pretty good. Any good advise how I could get it out?

Leave it alone. Yes it will be painful for a day or two but after that it will develop what looks like a blister around it. Wait a few more days and it will basically come out by itself.

PornstarXS · 05-22-2009, 10:21 PM

Here's my solution (i'm kinda like Simon, i like to do drawrings)

The Duck · 05-23-2009, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by PornstarXS

Here's my solution (i'm kinda like Simon, i like to do drawrings)

What a great pic.

jerryb · 05-23-2009, 04:18 AM

If ANY part of the splinter is showing just put a drop of super glue on the spot. Let dry, then peel the superglue off. Have done it many times for my grandchildren and myself. Works MOST of the time.

u r welcome

georgeyw · 05-23-2009, 04:29 AM

Get a candle and drip the hot wax onto the place where the splinter is, the heat will draw it out.

IllTestYourGirls · 05-23-2009, 06:04 AM

Is it pressure treated? If so go to the hospital you can die if it stays in long. If not the soak your finger in water thing.

mule · 05-23-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MrHits

People were probably burned at the steak for doing this a couple hundred years ago.

steak?
lol
rare please

gmr324 · 05-23-2009, 01:58 PM

I always have luck with tweezers. I don't know about that superglue or wax solution. Seems like it would rip off more skin than necessary. But, if it works for grandma, I guess you can't go wrong.

Marquis85 · 05-23-2009, 02:10 PM

i second the tweezers option. works for me.

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justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	Takes some bread, soak it in milk and place it over the splinter. Wrap it up with gauze or cloth to hold it in place. Remove it when the bread is dried out and the splinter will be in the bread.

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