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Dennis Rodman · 02-29-2008, 01:02 PM

I mean grade A pussy, Hypothetically speaking of course, let's just say you worked in a morgue (the late, late shift) at the local hospital.

Say some grade A piece of pussy just came in from an anyeurysm (or some other nonphysical ailment) and she was dead. There is no one around and you are staring at her giant 38DD breasts and sweet shaved pussy.

Would you hit it knowing that you could NEVER be caught? Mind you the body is still warm.

I know this is a strange question, but would you do it?

baddog · 02-29-2008, 01:02 PM

How fresh?

oh, still warm . . . hmmm, I heard it is pretty good

DjiXas · 02-29-2008, 01:06 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

LOL @ baddog

GAMEFINEST · 02-29-2008, 01:09 PM

Not my style ...

MikesTraffic · 02-29-2008, 01:11 PM

still warm? hmmm wouldnt have to listen to her bitch if i didnt do something to her liking lol

Twisted Dave · 02-29-2008, 01:11 PM

Very fucked up :/

D · 02-29-2008, 01:13 PM

When I was a kid (first grade), a bud of mine's parents owned a local mortuary.

He came to school one day with a ring of this bluish dye circumnavigating his hand from the small of the thumb/index finger to the other side of the palm.

He claimed that it was from him sticking his hand up the vagina of a recent arrival at his mom's work... the embalming liquids or some shit dyed his hand as a result.

I don't think my 7-year-old brain was able to fully process the situation.

baddog · 02-29-2008, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

Not my style ...

Never been married I guess.

TripleXPrint · 02-29-2008, 01:13 PM

I've fucked girls before that I thought was dead so why not.

Not like you can get the bitch prenant or anything.

inabon · 02-29-2008, 01:14 PM

no that is just like fucking your wife after 15 years of marrige give me fresh live horny bitches hahahahaha

SexualDragon · 02-29-2008, 01:15 PM

i'd fuck her tits

Bryan G · 02-29-2008, 01:16 PM

ummm no thanks

czarina · 02-29-2008, 01:17 PM

the fact that you've posted this thread means that you've actually considered it. yikes!

kmanrox · 02-29-2008, 01:18 PM

of course i would.. especially if she was young with blonde hair and cute feet!

Scott McD · 02-29-2008, 01:19 PM

A story just like that has been headline news here in the UK the past week or so.

A guy fucked a chick who had been stabbed to death and he found her lying in the bushes. He had been out drinking, and when he stumbled across her, he fucked her !

That's his side of the story though, to make him sound better would you believe. He denies murdering her, and only fucking her dead body...

DjiXas · 02-29-2008, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

When I was a kid (first grade), a bud of mine's parents owned a local mortuary.

He came to school one day with a ring of this bluish dye circumnavigating his hand from the small of the thumb/index finger to the other side of the palm.

He claimed that it was from him sticking his hand up the vagina of a recent arrival at his mom's work... the embalming liquids or some shit dyed his hand as a result.

I don't think my 7-year-old brain was able to fully process the situation.

L-Pink · 02-29-2008, 01:23 PM

Tip ... If you place a dead girl in a room with strobe lights firing randomly from each corner it gives the appearance she is moving.

L-Pink · 02-29-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

of course i would.. especially if she was young with blonde hair and cute feet!

Jayvis · 02-29-2008, 01:25 PM

i'd pound the shit out of a dead chick, maybe even get my dick haunted, who knows.

Bex · 02-29-2008, 01:26 PM

Sure. Get all up in that shit.

pornguy · 02-29-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

How fresh?

oh, still warm . . . hmmm, I heard it is pretty good

Microwave. heats from the inside out.

farkedup · 02-29-2008, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

I've fucked girls before that I thought was dead so why not.

this might just be my answer.... body still really warm or just heaters pointed at her?

GrouchyAdmin · 02-29-2008, 01:29 PM

Hell no. I don't fuck dead things.

GatorB · 02-29-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman

I mean grade A pussy, Hypothetically speaking of course, let's just say you worked in a morgue (the late, late shift) at the local hospital.

Say some grade A piece of pussy just came in from an anyeurysm (or some other nonphysical ailment) and she was dead. There is no one around and you are staring at her giant 38DD breasts and sweet shaved pussy.

Would you hit it knowing that you could NEVER be caught? Mind you the body is still warm.

In your scenario the body would most likely would have to be autopsied so your sperm would be found in her pussy or wherever.

sweetcuties · 02-29-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

When I was a kid (first grade), a bud of mine's parents owned a local mortuary.

He came to school one day with a ring of this bluish dye circumnavigating his hand from the small of the thumb/index finger to the other side of the palm.

He claimed that it was from him sticking his hand up the vagina of a recent arrival at his mom's work... the embalming liquids or some shit dyed his hand as a result.

I don't think my 7-year-old brain was able to fully process the situation.

Wow, that's fucked up

Gianna_CECash · 02-29-2008, 01:36 PM

dude, that is just sick

L-Pink · 02-29-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

In your scenario the body would most likely would have to be autopsied so your sperm would be found in her pussy or wherever.

"Or wherever"

2012 · 02-29-2008, 01:41 PM

it depends if I can eat her afterwards, what did you have in mind ?

jakethedog · 02-29-2008, 01:42 PM

never again ...

Vick! · 02-29-2008, 01:43 PM

I think I'd not .. i'd rather get the fuck out and fish around. I respect the dead.

lbc213 · 02-29-2008, 01:45 PM

Viper.X08 · 02-29-2008, 01:45 PM

WTF, hahaha great question. Nevah...

sexykat · 02-29-2008, 01:47 PM

Hell noo

Drake · 02-29-2008, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

When I was a kid (first grade), a bud of mine's parents owned a local mortuary.

He came to school one day with a ring of this bluish dye circumnavigating his hand from the small of the thumb/index finger to the other side of the palm.

He claimed that it was from him sticking his hand up the vagina of a recent arrival at his mom's work... the embalming liquids or some shit dyed his hand as a result.

I don't think my 7-year-old brain was able to fully process the situation.

I bet all kinds of strange stuff happens in mortuaries. Nobody to complain about it. If you have the stomach to work on deceased people, there probably aren't many things out of your range.

munki · 02-29-2008, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog

never again ...

2012 · 02-29-2008, 01:50 PM

i heard the brains with eggs is great. Like chorizo... in a burrito

Quagmire · 02-29-2008, 01:53 PM

I don't like the name tag between your toes.
I don't like the snot running out of your nose.
I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body when I hold you close.
I love rigor mortis when it just sets in.
I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been.
A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.

Every new girl's another three day affair.
I got to be gentle not to pull out your hair.
It really doesn't matter if she's gray haired and old.
It really doesn't matter if she's too young and cold.

Smiling in emergency a drag your O.K.
I'd rather make it with you when you're DOA.
Lying there stiff when it's time to play.
I can't wait till the undertaker goes away.
Hanging upside down when you're getting drained.
S&M pleasure on the wall when you're chained.
When you splatter love juices still remain and baby how I love you when you fuck me dead.
Baby I love it when you fuck me dead.

Baby, baby, I'll hold you close.
Quick, quick before you decompose.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck.

Mr Pheer · 02-29-2008, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

I don't like the name tag between your toes.
I don't like the snot running out of your nose.
I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body when I hold you close.
I love rigor mortis when it just sets in.
I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been.
A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.

Every new girl's another three day affair.
I got to be gentle not to pull out your hair.
It really doesn't matter if she's gray haired and old.
It really doesn't matter if she's too young and cold.

Smiling in emergency a drag your O.K.
I'd rather make it with you when you're DOA.
Lying there stiff when it's time to play.
I can't wait till the undertaker goes away.
Hanging upside down when you're getting drained.
S&M pleasure on the wall when you're chained.
When you splatter love juices still remain and baby how I love you when you fuck me dead.
Baby I love it when you fuck me dead.

Baby, baby, I'll hold you close.
Quick, quick before you decompose.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck.

Isnt this a Nickelback song? Could swear I just heard it on the radio.

tabasco · 02-29-2008, 02:27 PM

"Fuck yeah, motherfucker
I don't want no stuck up
Little sassy rassy bitch
Ya know what I'm saying
I want me a cold stanky bitch
So bring it on, dead momma"

L-Pink · 02-29-2008, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

I don't like the name tag between your toes.
I don't like the snot running out of your nose.
I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body when I hold you close.
I love rigor mortis when it just sets in.
I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been.
A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.

Every new girl's another three day affair.
I got to be gentle not to pull out your hair.
It really doesn't matter if she's gray haired and old.
It really doesn't matter if she's too young and cold.

Smiling in emergency a drag your O.K.
I'd rather make it with you when you're DOA.
Lying there stiff when it's time to play.
I can't wait till the undertaker goes away.
Hanging upside down when you're getting drained.
S&M pleasure on the wall when you're chained.
When you splatter love juices still remain and baby how I love you when you fuck me dead.
Baby I love it when you fuck me dead.

Baby, baby, I'll hold you close.
Quick, quick before you decompose.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck.

DjiXas · 02-29-2008, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly

it depends if I can eat her afterwards, what did you have in mind ?

2012 · 02-29-2008, 02:51 PM

Tracklist:

1. Welcome to Your Funeral (3:31)
2. Demons (4:04)
3. Bodily Dismemberment (5:18)
4. Condemned to Hell (3:41)
5. Wizard of Gore (3:56)
6. Shroud of Gloom (2:43)
7. Die in Pain (3:56)
8. Vampire (5:00)
9. Re-Animator (3:23)
10. Slow Death (5:33)
Length: 41:07

http://www.anus.com/metal/rigormortis.html

selena · 02-29-2008, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Tip ... If you place a dead girl in a room with strobe lights firing randomly from each corner it gives the appearance she is moving.

Twig · 02-29-2008, 02:54 PM

Still warm and just recent? Hells to the fuck yeaz boooyeeeeee

LiveDose · 02-29-2008, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman

I mean grade A pussy, Hypothetically speaking of course, let's just say you worked in a morgue (the late, late shift) at the local hospital.

Say some grade A piece of pussy just came in from an anyeurysm (or some other nonphysical ailment) and she was dead. There is no one around and you are staring at her giant 38DD breasts and sweet shaved pussy.

Would you hit it knowing that you could NEVER be caught? Mind you the body is still warm.

I know this is a strange question, but would you do it?

I'm sure this has happened before. Fucking sick if you ask me.

I've fucked chicks who seemed like they were dead but I would never stick it in a corpse...

Mistah Charlie · 02-29-2008, 03:15 PM

Not even Dennis Rodman, full of Viagra.

Honestly, if you were ever near a freshly dead person (I have been, several times. it's icky) you would not even ask this question. They get cold and hard real fast. Also, the bowels relax upon death, so unless the hot chick went the to bathroom shortly before expiring, you'd have to have a scat thing, to go along with the necrophilia thing.

sniperwolf · 02-29-2008, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Tip ... If you place a dead girl in a room with strobe lights firing randomly from each corner it gives the appearance she is moving.

LOL!

Mistah Charlie · 02-29-2008, 03:18 PM

Also, Dennis Rodman, even though you are a sick sick boy, I LOVE your sig.

Skillz Unlimited · 02-29-2008, 03:30 PM

Can you still get a disease if she has one? How fucked up would that be? She's dead but you now have to live with her for life!! Muuuaahahaha!

Lace · 02-29-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

I've fucked girls before that I thought was dead so why not.

I dont think I could do it...Quite sick.

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Dennis Rodman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,060	Would you fuck a dead chick? I mean grade A pussy, Hypothetically speaking of course, let's just say you worked in a morgue (the late, late shift) at the local hospital. Say some grade A piece of pussy just came in from an anyeurysm (or some other nonphysical ailment) and she was dead. There is no one around and you are staring at her giant 38DD breasts and sweet shaved pussy. Would you hit it knowing that you could NEVER be caught? Mind you the body is still warm. I know this is a strange question, but would you do it?

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D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	When I was a kid (first grade), a bud of mine's parents owned a local mortuary. He came to school one day with a ring of this bluish dye circumnavigating his hand from the small of the thumb/index finger to the other side of the palm. He claimed that it was from him sticking his hand up the vagina of a recent arrival at his mom's work... the embalming liquids or some shit dyed his hand as a result. I don't think my 7-year-old brain was able to fully process the situation. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

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Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	I don't like the name tag between your toes. I don't like the snot running out of your nose. I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body when I hold you close. I love rigor mortis when it just sets in. I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been. A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when you fuck me dead. Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead. Every new girl's another three day affair. I got to be gentle not to pull out your hair. It really doesn't matter if she's gray haired and old. It really doesn't matter if she's too young and cold. Smiling in emergency a drag your O.K. I'd rather make it with you when you're DOA. Lying there stiff when it's time to play. I can't wait till the undertaker goes away. Hanging upside down when you're getting drained. S&M pleasure on the wall when you're chained. When you splatter love juices still remain and baby how I love you when you fuck me dead. Baby I love it when you fuck me dead. Baby, baby, I'll hold you close. Quick, quick before you decompose. Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead. Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead. Baby how I love it when you fuck. __________________

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Mistah Charlie Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 478	No one would fuck a dead chick. Even a hot one. Not even Dennis Rodman, full of Viagra. Honestly, if you were ever near a freshly dead person (I have been, several times. it's icky) you would not even ask this question. They get cold and hard real fast. Also, the bowels relax upon death, so unless the hot chick went the to bathroom shortly before expiring, you'd have to have a scat thing, to go along with the necrophilia thing. __________________ "Gonna scare you up and shoot you Cause Mister Charlie told me so" Last edited by Mistah Charlie; 02-29-2008 at 03:17 PM..

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