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05-30-2008, 10:13 AM
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Funny Joke for you All
A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...
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05-30-2008, 11:25 AM
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05-30-2008, 11:27 AM
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05-30-2008, 11:29 AM
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Sounds like Johnny's a pimp!
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05-30-2008, 11:31 AM
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hahahaha zing
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05-30-2008, 11:36 AM
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hahaha...nice one!
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05-30-2008, 11:39 AM
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hehehehe
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05-30-2008, 11:44 AM
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05-30-2008, 11:45 AM
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hahahahahaha
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05-30-2008, 11:55 AM
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like LOL
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05-30-2008, 11:57 AM
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Owww weee I love lil johnny jokes
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05-30-2008, 12:19 PM
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05-30-2008, 12:28 PM
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good one
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05-30-2008, 12:43 PM
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nice joke.
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05-30-2008, 12:53 PM
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LOL! That was clever!
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05-30-2008, 12:59 PM
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hhahaa nice one!
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05-30-2008, 01:00 PM
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haha that is a good one.
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05-30-2008, 01:01 PM
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Awesome!
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05-30-2008, 02:05 PM
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05-30-2008, 03:42 PM
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thats classic .. I LOL'd ..
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05-30-2008, 05:25 PM
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hahahhaha
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05-30-2008, 05:33 PM
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lil Johnny rocks
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05-30-2008, 07:41 PM
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Hehehehehehe!
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06-13-2008, 01:59 AM
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That's an awesome joke... it makes me laugh...!
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06-13-2008, 03:26 AM
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lol god one
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06-13-2008, 03:30 AM
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Pretty funny joke indeed
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06-13-2008, 03:54 AM
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Lol ;) ;) ;) ;)
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06-13-2008, 03:53 PM
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06-13-2008, 05:55 PM
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Har har,that was pretty good
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06-13-2008, 06:18 PM
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Creative answer by Johnny.. I like it :D
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06-13-2008, 06:21 PM
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this was funny first half million times I've heard it......
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06-13-2008, 09:19 PM
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06-14-2008, 04:56 AM
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definitely luhlz
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06-14-2008, 06:24 AM
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That made me lol
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