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Old 05-30-2008, 10:13 AM   #1
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Funny Joke for you All
A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael
said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by
saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how
would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go
to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you,
little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good
manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:25 AM   #2
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:27 AM   #3
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:29 AM   #4
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Sounds like Johnny's a pimp!
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:31 AM   #5
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:36 AM   #6
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:39 AM   #7
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:44 AM   #8
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:45 AM   #9
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:55 AM   #10
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Old 05-30-2008, 11:57 AM   #11
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:19 PM   #12
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:28 PM   #13
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:43 PM   #14
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:53 PM   #15
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LOL! That was clever!
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:59 PM   #16
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hhahaa nice one!
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:00 PM   #17
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haha that is a good one.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:01 PM   #18
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:05 PM   #19
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:42 PM   #20
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thats classic .. I LOL'd ..
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:25 PM   #21
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:33 PM   #22
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:41 PM   #23
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:59 AM   #24
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That's an awesome joke... it makes me laugh...!
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:26 AM   #25
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:30 AM   #26
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Pretty funny joke indeed
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Old 06-13-2008, 03:54 AM   #27
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Old 06-13-2008, 05:55 PM   #29
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Har har,that was pretty good
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Old 06-13-2008, 06:18 PM   #30
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Creative answer by Johnny.. I like it :D
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Old 06-13-2008, 06:21 PM   #31
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this was funny first half million times I've heard it......
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Old 06-13-2008, 09:19 PM   #32
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Old 06-14-2008, 04:56 AM   #33
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Old 06-14-2008, 06:24 AM   #34
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