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CarlosTheGaucho · 05-08-2008, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

No one can

I already quit because it was too exhausting.. plus it could be also considered by the applicants as somewhat a negative aspect of my personality..

H-Tom · 05-08-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

would you do it?
A friend of mine found a roommate online, she moves in & within a couple...

Show us some pictures ;)

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-08-2008, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mona_klixxx

That b*tch will end up costing him WAY more than a measely $15,000!!!

Mona, your application is also beeing processed, feel free to ask any questions in the meantime, I am known for honest business practices and a great product.

Ladies,

I will get back any questions you may have.

O MARINA · 05-08-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I already quit because it was too exhausting.. plus it could be also considered by the applicants as somewhat a negative aspect of my personality..

You gave up too fast, I didn't even notice

LauraLee · 05-08-2008, 01:48 PM

Carlos, do you like corndogs?

This could be a deal breaker..

Kudles · 05-08-2008, 01:49 PM

Yikes sounds scary!!

escorpio · 05-08-2008, 01:49 PM

He's fucked. Wait till she finds out she can accuse him of assault, file a restraining order and keep him out of his own house.

marketsmart · 05-08-2008, 01:51 PM

see, this is what happens when you have a fucking piano in the house....

i would put that hammer and sickle bitch in the piano and throw it in the pool...

that is of course after i put some ciggarettes out on her face....

slavdogg · 05-08-2008, 01:51 PM

all Russian women are psycho.
that sounds like typical Russian women

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-08-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

You gave up too fast, I didn't even notice

I can't afford to loose concentration over vicious fantasies involving hairy sweaty chests, Ray Ban sunglasses and Earth Wind and Fire in the background, yet I am sure such an imagination can easily turn into an extremely beautiful evening!

Rochard · 05-08-2008, 01:53 PM

Is she hot? I'll marry her.

But only if she swallows.

Man, men are such pigs!

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-08-2008, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

Carlos, do you like corndogs?

This could be a deal breaker..

I have to admit I haven't had a chance to taste a corn dog yet!

Yet there is no meal I wouldn't ever accepted and praised from the hands of a sharp looking and caring lady.

I am almost sure not even these spicy cultural differencies can harm such a promising relationship.

slavdogg · 05-08-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63

BTW the going rate is 40k for what she proposed. 15k is a joke.

40k ? shit i might do it for 40k
that'd cover my living expenses for 2-3 months.

$40k cash is a lot of money.
Marina wanted to marry me for a liquor license and some daily morning wood love.

AZSarah · 05-08-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Is she hot? I'll marry her.

But only if she swallows.

Man, men are such pigs!

I would not put her pic on here but yeah, she is very cute & has a nice petite little body.

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-08-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

I would not put her pic on here but yeah, she is very cute & has a nice petite little body.

Sarah, I am just overlooking your application,

I can't deny I wouldn't be a little bit surprised with your requirement to share our bedroom - the oasis of true love, at least twice a week with girlfriends that are close to your heart.

Yet I am totally positive we would find a way how to share your new husband with them in a manner wicked enough.

Tolerance and understanding, after all, is a cornerstone of every succesfull relationship.

O MARINA · 05-08-2008, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

she is very cute & has a nice petite little body.

Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.

LauraLee · 05-08-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.

It's official. You are one sick bitch.

..and that is why i love you.

After Shock Media · 05-08-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.

Oh shit that is one of the funniest things I have read here in a long time.

AZSarah · 05-08-2008, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.

woj · 05-08-2008, 02:18 PM

$15k is nothing now a days, it would probably turn into ton of drama in no time, and in the end you would probably end up getting fucked... even for $50k it wouldn't be worth it...

bobby666 · 05-08-2008, 02:18 PM

all the roommates frome eastern countries i ever got to know were already missing some teeth - so that problem never really came up to me ;-)

slavdogg · 05-08-2008, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.

marina made a funny..

Do you have a new ghost writer writing your lines ?

Achmed · 05-08-2008, 02:22 PM

Why you post my infos Sarah? I make many problems now for this woman. She live in the garage and soon the authority are coming to take her to russia. She too jealous.

CarlosTheGaucho · 05-08-2008, 02:26 PM

Many Thanks for all of your today's applications, I have to leave the office now but will get back to your questions at the earliest convenience.

Reminder: the deadline for a free trial prologned till tomorrow 12:00

Kard63 · 05-08-2008, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

No doubt. Also tell her Kard63 has a hairy chest, it is now 50k

Wow, impressive memory.

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

AND for the record, I think he is stupid for banging a roommate and not thinking she would want more, duh, that's text book young chick psychology ... and I told him that.

I would call it normal behavior, not normal young chick behavior, but to each their own.

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

someone who did this same shit and married a Russian stripper for 15k. LOL, bet you can guess this SCHMUCK.

How did it turn out for him? I have posted on here asking about mail order brides twice. I don't want paid, I want two brides and lots of threesomes. One of my friends has agreed to marry one of the girls for me to fulfill this fantasy if I can pull it off. Which ever one married him would never see him again.

All the mail order bride sites look very fake. And even the better looking girls on there need extensions and crest white strips. How do you pick them up off the plane and drive them directly to the salon and hand them a box of white strips without being rude?

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

I would not put her pic on here but yeah, she is very cute & has a nice petite little body.

See my above statement. Ask if she has a friend who should wouldn't mind mind slurping my man deposit out of for the the next 7 years and we can do this.

O MARINA · 05-08-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

marina made a funny..

Do you have a new ghost writer writing your lines ?

If I throw you a bone, will you go away?

wheaties · 05-08-2008, 02:33 PM

I've heard of this, but with a Romanian girl. The answer really all depends on the girl. This girl you're talking about sounds pretty unstable, maybe sign a pre-nup, and live in separate places.

LauraLee · 05-08-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63

How did it turn out for him? I have posted on here asking about mail order brides twice. I don't want paid, I want two brides and lots of threesomes. One of my friends has agreed to marry one of the girls for me to fulfill this fantasy if I can pull it off. Which ever one married him would never see him again.

All the mail order bride sites look very fake. And even the better looking girls on there need extensions and crest white strips. How do you pick them up off the plane and drive them directly to the salon and hand them a box of white strips without being rude?

This wasn't the mail order deal, this was a Russian stripper that wanted citizenship and didn't mind spending her twat money to get it

slavdogg · 05-08-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

If I throw you a bone, will you go away?

fuck the vodka bar, lets do a comedy store

LauraLee · 05-08-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

fuck the vodka bar, lets do a comedy store

Oh, so she propositioned you with a vodka bar too?

Suka, I thought I was special.

O MARINA · 05-08-2008, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

fuck the vodka bar, lets do a comedy store

ahahahah

both, you can run the comedy store

jimmy-3-way · 05-08-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

I would not marry you for 15 loaf of bread & a new Hyundai

Marina - you like man who is hairy like Russian bear?

Elli · 05-08-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I have to admit I haven't had a chance to taste a corn dog yet!

Yet there is no meal I wouldn't ever accepted and praised from the hands of a sharp looking and caring lady.

I am almost sure not even these spicy cultural differencies can harm such a promising relationship.

A corndog is a spicy cultural difference? I LOVE THAT. I'm going to use it!

Carry on

J$tyle$ · 05-08-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I am taking applications, here is what you'll get marrying me:

- old school looks
- sensitive on request
- artistically inclined and seriously educated
- impress the society with your new husband! if you want to lead a conversation about something that sounds smart, whether it will be politics, history, popular culture or vintage porn, I am tough to match!
- trilingual
- std proof and very passionate, there are no boundaries in what we can do together! ( boy girl, group only, no bi or gay)
- reliable and not expensive to maintain
- used to work out in the past
- cynicism, sarcasm, irony included

This all for free and even much more:

For those who will apply within the next 30 minutes:

- a free trial in NYC, a dinner for two included

Reserve your new husbad now!

dial 264.739.556 on your ICQ - interactive care network!

If I wasn't married and straight - I'd fly to NYC just to have dinner with you!

miss_jody · 05-08-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.

u crack me up girl!

O MARINA · 05-08-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

Oh, so she propositioned you with a vodka bar too?

Suka, I thought I was special.

2 different Countries. You can run the FlipflopFlorida franchise

Ivan Fuckalot · 05-08-2008, 02:46 PM

I always say Russian women are the best! They pay men to marry them, not like american or canadian women....

slavdogg · 05-08-2008, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ivan Fuckalot

I always say Russian women are the best! They pay men to marry them, not like american or canadian women....

i like the ones that give you a flock of sheep, goats and 8 generations of family gold

LauraLee · 05-08-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

2 different Countries. You can run the FlipflopFlorida franchise

I can see my gleaming biz card now.

LauraLee
F3 Limited Inc.
Director of Operations
H.N.I.C.

O MARINA · 05-08-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Marina - you like man who is hairy like Russian bear?

da da iZ nice

It's funny and all his story, but life is so bad there that they do anything to get out, pay $ and live in the good old US & A

Strickie · 05-08-2008, 02:51 PM

Does she like birds?

J$tyle$ · 05-08-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Her vagine is where retired cockroaches come to die.

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

It's official. You are one sick bitch.

..and that is why i love you.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hey LL, you sure it's not because Marina is one touch cockie

baddog · 05-08-2008, 02:55 PM

150k maybe

slavdogg · 05-08-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

Oh, so she propositioned you with a vodka bar too?

Suka, I thought I was special.

i'm still wondering what a wine cooler drinker knows bout vodka and bars ?

O MARINA · 05-08-2008, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

i'm still wondering what a wine cooler drinker knows bout vodka and bars ?

how about you marry this chick, for the vodka bar down payment & you will find out

AZSarah · 05-08-2008, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

i'm still wondering what a wine cooler drinker knows bout vodka and bars ?

Lauralee ... a "wine cooler" drinker? Lmao...

LL~What was the bottle count on that last night in Florida ... me, you, Tina & the taxicab ride to 7-11?

slavdogg · 05-08-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

how about you marry this chick, for the vodka bar down payment & you will find out

see, now u know why i've always encouraged u to talk your ideas out in the open.

I got it.
here is the plan
We do the bar in AZ.

My name is Boris.
I'm a trust fund baby that likes women that cook.
I take her for a test drive til i get paid or i get sick of her and conveniently run off to Mexico leaving you with a vodka bar.

slavdogg · 05-08-2008, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

Lauralee ... a "wine cooler" drinker? Lmao...

LL~What was the bottle count on that last night in Florida ... me, you, Tina & the taxicab ride to 7-11?

pay attention woman

What was the wine cooler count the last time u brown bagged it with Marina ?

datatank · 05-08-2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hey LL, you sure it's not because Marina is one touch cockie

You want to touch her cookie?

O MARINA · 05-08-2008, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

see, now u know why i've always encouraged u to talk your ideas out in the open.

I got it.
here is the plan
We do the bar in AZ.

My name is Boris.
I'm a trust fund baby that likes women that cook.
I take her for a test drive til i get paid or i get sick of her and conveniently run off to Mexico leaving you with a vodka bar.

Done deal, Boris.

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