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Old 05-08-2008, 10:04 PM   #1
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If you could change your girfriend...
If you could change anything about your girlfriend, what would it be? hehehe...
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:06 PM   #3
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I'd make her exist in more than just my mind.
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:06 PM   #4
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No more whining,it's too big ,it hurts ..whaaa
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:09 PM   #5
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No more whining,it's too big ,it hurts ..whaaa
Really !? I think Im going out with her sister !
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:10 PM   #6
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I'd make her exist in more than just my mind.
she exist but she is now with a normal guy who don't works with computers 24/7
like most of us.
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:13 PM   #7
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she exist but she is now with a normal guy who don't works with computers 24/7 like most of us.
My girlfriend exists but she's with a normal guy? That sonnabitch. I cut him good.
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:26 PM   #8
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:55 PM   #9
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:12 AM   #10
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:15 AM   #11
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I would make 100 of her: except each one would look,feel,fuck,suck,n swallow just a bit different, Does that count?
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:25 AM   #12
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I would make 100 of her: except each one would look,feel,fuck,suck,n swallow just a bit different, Does that count?

Sounds reasonably intelligent to me.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:38 AM   #13
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Sounds reasonably intelligent to me.
sounds completely insane to me...that means every day like three of them get their period...with an average period length of 5 days and overlapping periods...you proly have like 20 chicks in the same house on the rag at the same time
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:52 AM   #14
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You should answer your own question
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Old 05-09-2008, 01:25 AM   #15
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If you are thinking about it that much then you should change to a different girlfriend rather than try the one you have.
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Old 05-09-2008, 02:06 AM   #16
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Old 05-09-2008, 02:12 AM   #17
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sounds completely insane to me...that means every day like three of them get their period...with an average period length of 5 days and overlapping periods...you proly have like 20 chicks in the same house on the rag at the same time
Hell on earth
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Old 05-09-2008, 02:12 AM   #18
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:25 AM   #19
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sounds completely insane to me...that means every day like three of them get their period...with an average period length of 5 days and overlapping periods...you proly have like 20 chicks in the same house on the rag at the same time
Studies have shown that women living together tend to get their periods at the same time. So you'd actually get all 100 girls with their period at approximately the same time...This might be even worse.
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:40 AM   #20
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Studies have shown that women living together tend to get their periods at the same time. So you'd actually get all 100 girls with their period at approximately the same time...This might be even worse.

Meaning that for that week you're better out of the house
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:45 AM   #21
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Studies have shown that women living together tend to get their periods at the same time. So you'd actually get all 100 girls with their period at approximately the same time...This might be even worse.
Not just humans...animals synch with women too. I had to feel bad for my dad when me and my sister hit puberty and he had three women and two dogs on at the same time.
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Old 05-09-2008, 03:47 AM   #22
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:15 AM   #23
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:06 AM   #24
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I should answer my own question....that being said, too much to change so I broke up with her. lol. nah, no gf as of now. Too much going on in life.
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Old 05-09-2008, 06:28 AM   #25
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LOL!! you could never change a girl.
GIrls always be girls. ;).......
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:25 AM   #26
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:05 PM   #27
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Make her shut up?
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Not only would I make her real, I'd make her like Pinocchio, so when she told a lie her tits and ass would grow. That'd be fucking awesome.. so long as she could work it back off by not bitching/bothering me when I'm working.

With my luck, she'd be anorexic.
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No one said make her more faithful???? lol
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Old 05-20-2008, 08:58 AM   #42
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the inclusion of a mute switch....

though she could ask for the same feature I assure you!
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