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Ok I need basic man stuff
besides women basic man stuff like that every guy has or wants
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42 inch plasma
nfl network beer nachos gorgeous slave girl I think that about covers it.
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H.B.I.C.
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(felis madjewicus)
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60 inch tv
ps3 lazy but loyal dog blind-mute-deaf-nymphomaniac supermodel for a girlfriend guns, lots of them fast car big 4x4 unlimitted supply of beer and weed free payperviews tickets to every major fighting event a half dozen more mute 18 year old babes who love to choke on cock a comfy cushion for his jew cat something like that... |
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#5 |
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...a blowjob
I'm a simple kinda guy.. |
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Blowjobs. Just give him blowjobs and he'll have everything he needs...
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#7 |
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all you need is Love
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(felis madjewicus)
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#9 |
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yep, blow jobs, keep them coming until either my head caves in or blows up.
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hi
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I'll vote for blowjobs also.
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Ill take a BJ as well please... thank you.
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* a daily BJ (preferably from someone he finds attractive)
* 42+ inch TV * HD Cable *XBox 360 *Xbox Live annual plan *Beer *Pizza *Chips *Treadmill (have to work off the beer and chips) |
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Btw, that gorgeous slavegirl I mentioned... has a very large trust fund.
There, my list is complete.
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users!
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A "get out of this argument free" card?
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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blowjobs
money red meat video games car time and space to be alone |
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A laptop with satellite internet.
A super fast car, black color. An unlimited supply of cute girls, to be changed weekly. Thank you.
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you mean a deck of them, and the printing press they were made on. And then MAYBE that might begin to cover it.
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I need a beer
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Import beer and Cuban cigars and sports on tv
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1. a 51" plasma with directv hooked up and you've already paid for the NFL ticket so you get every single regular season game.
2. sex every night. 3. head as soon as he wakes up without having to reciprocate or even move. 4. 1 little boy toy like a fast pc or gaming console. Thats all you need to make a guy happy. If you want him to try to go out and find your replacement you could buy him a motorcycle. If you want him to stay home you could buy a kick ass chair to go in front of the TV.
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Let's do some business!
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Go 60 baby!
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Already got a 60. Wanted the 42 for the bedroom.
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#25 |
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How can women not get us? We're so simple.
Wearing something sexy and dance for us. Trust me, you doing it for your man will be way better then any stripper. Beer of course and the wake up blowjob. Waking up with my cock in a warm wet mouth is pure heaven. |
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10 INPUT "What is your name: "; N$
20 PRINT " Hello "; N$ 30 REM 40 INPUT "Did you start this thread? " ; A$ 50 IF (A$ = "Y") OR (A$ = "y") THEN GOTO 70 60 IF (A$ = "N") OR (A$ = "n") THEN GOTO 90 70 PRINT N$ " Show Us Your Tits" 80 GOTO 70 90 PRINT "Goodbye" 100 END |
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