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Bama · 05-13-2008, 10:41 PM

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I don't eat Papa John's pizza
I don't care if Oprah endorses green tea
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Don't really care to own/save 80% Off Luxury Fake Rolexes
Not going to buy any property in Costa Rica
My grass grows just fine without any outside help
Don't need a business loan
Don't need a home loan
I can stand to lose a few pounds - but I prefer to lose it the old fashioned way and get up off my ass more.
eBay income isn't what it's cracked up to be
I use Kinko's to print my biz cards
We really didn't talk before and I didn't sign up for your newsletter
The tinnitus pill hasn't been proven to be effective
Thanks for the offer of "Realise your fantasies with Jessica Simpson" - but she doesn't do it for me
Maggie Q in compromising positions - I don't know who Maggie is
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Let's get that info to those that need and want it - I'm just not one of them

uno · 05-13-2008, 10:46 PM

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Fucksakes · 05-13-2008, 10:46 PM

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Fucksakes · 05-13-2008, 10:48 PM

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GrouchyAdmin · 05-13-2008, 10:49 PM

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CaptainWolfy · 05-14-2008, 12:28 AM

[QUOTE=GrouchyAdmin;14186898]
My penis works, I just don't need to thrust it into my LCD to prove it, even if you think otherwise./QUOTE]

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fallenmuffin · 05-14-2008, 12:52 AM

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I've been getting _all_ the same spamage lately and it's pretty freaking annoying.

05-13-2008, 10:41 PM	#1
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Please Update Your Lists To help those who are sending me information by not needing to send me thousands of emails every day, please update your lists: I'm happy with my cock size I don't need Viagra I don't care to see Timberlake's hot body photo's I don't eat Papa John's pizza I don't care if Oprah endorses green tea If I am going to "Amaze her with your masculinity" - it won't be from a pill I like who I use for insurance now and not looking to change Don't really care to own/save 80% Off Luxury Fake Rolexes Not going to buy any property in Costa Rica My grass grows just fine without any outside help Don't need a business loan Don't need a home loan I can stand to lose a few pounds - but I prefer to lose it the old fashioned way and get up off my ass more. eBay income isn't what it's cracked up to be I use Kinko's to print my biz cards We really didn't talk before and I didn't sign up for your newsletter The tinnitus pill hasn't been proven to be effective Thanks for the offer of "Realise your fantasies with Jessica Simpson" - but she doesn't do it for me Maggie Q in compromising positions - I don't know who Maggie is I don't want to start my own online casino Let's get that info to those that need and want it - I'm just not one of them

05-13-2008, 10:46 PM	#2
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05-13-2008, 10:49 PM	#5
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05-13-2008, 10:46 PM	#3
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	my paypal account is just fine, as well as all my other bank accounts.

05-13-2008, 10:48 PM	#4
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05-14-2008, 12:28 AM	#6
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05-14-2008, 12:52 AM	#7
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Ha ha, great post. I've been getting _all_ the same spamage lately and it's pretty freaking annoying.