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tical · 05-14-2008, 05:42 PM

Every time I go there to get a sandwich I leave and smell like shit for the rest of the day... I don't even eat there!

Being in that store for 5 min will ruin your clothes!

Fat Panda · 05-14-2008, 05:43 PM

i dont seem to have that problem

BSleazy · 05-14-2008, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

Every time I go there to get a sandwich I leave and smell like shit for the rest of the day... I don't even eat there!

Being in that store for 5 min will ruin your clothes!

I don't have that problem.

AdPatron · 05-14-2008, 05:46 PM

Must be a personal thing...I don't have that problem and I eat there all the time.

tical · 05-14-2008, 05:51 PM

are you guys serious? maybe its just this subway

next time you go there... smell your clothes after

i reak

Nicky · 05-14-2008, 05:51 PM

Never had such a problem my self

BOSS1 · 05-14-2008, 05:53 PM

its just that particular subway you go to... i dig quiznos more anyway

woj · 05-14-2008, 06:04 PM

they are actually pretty good, no idea what you are talking about man...

notoldschool · 05-14-2008, 06:04 PM

Foods not what it used to be.

VIPimp · 05-14-2008, 06:07 PM

I am just about to go there now

Beaver Bob · 05-14-2008, 06:20 PM

Subway is all right with me. I can't fuckin stand quiznos.

Some Guy · 05-14-2008, 06:27 PM

Quiznos burns Subway so bad.

I use to work at Subway when I was young. I'd go home smelling like the place. I dated a couple of girls who worked there and they'd all reak like Subway when they got off of work, too.

But being in the store a few minutes shouldn't make you smell like the place. Weird.

tony286 · 05-14-2008, 06:27 PM

living in atl now, I miss the real deli's we had in NY. The cold cuts in subway all look gray yuck.

Spunky · 05-14-2008, 06:30 PM

Quiznos..toasted tastes better

BVF · 05-14-2008, 06:31 PM

I was at subway yesterday as it's my oldest daughter's favorite fast food restaurant....I've never noticed....However, before going to our regular subway, we stopped by the one inside the walmart and it looked like shit....

In fact, let me eat the meat out of the leftover BMT in the fridge...

Sosa · 05-14-2008, 07:27 PM

I like subway

aico · 05-14-2008, 07:29 PM

Must be your Subway. I like the smell of fresh bread.

mattz · 05-14-2008, 07:31 PM

Quiznos is so gross

notoldschool · 05-14-2008, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz

Quiznos is so gross

Hell yeah it is. Fucking disgusting.

qxm · 05-14-2008, 07:35 PM

........mmm for the dude who says subway subs leave him smelling bad......... have u thought of ordering the sub WITHOUT onions? ... it makes all the difference, believe me...

dready · 05-14-2008, 07:43 PM

Something about that place grosses me out. I think it's something in the bread, leaves me feeling all slimy after.

mozadek · 05-14-2008, 07:48 PM

Wipe your ass when you finish taking a shit. That'll get rid of the smell.

Holly · 05-14-2008, 08:27 PM

We got a Firehouse Subs here not too long ago and I'm kinda digging it. The only sub I ever order is meatball, and theirs is pretty good.

Azoy? · 05-14-2008, 09:01 PM

here's how you fix the problem you are having as it seems no one else does. Besides why do you go there if you not eating in the place.
k. so here is how you fix your subway issues.
change the diaper once you poop in it.
remember this and you will not have this issue in the future

[Brian] · 05-14-2008, 09:11 PM

He's right, it does have a weird smell, I've noticed it too. Instead of smelling like a nice bakery it's more like that smell when you first open a package of lunch meat.

I'm amazed that a restaurant can be so popular that is nothing but a bunch of bins full of lunch meat and vegetables. (Don't get me wrong, I still eat there too) *sigh*

MediaGuy · 05-14-2008, 09:15 PM

I know the smelll... but walking outdoors usually takes care of it...

fallenmuffin · 05-14-2008, 09:21 PM

My local subway has a drive-thru... no need to go in ;)

Mutt · 05-14-2008, 10:17 PM

not a big fan of Subway - i do eat it because there's one literally almost next door.

Barefootsies · 05-14-2008, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek

Wipe your ass when you finish taking a shit. That'll get rid of the smell.

teentime · 05-14-2008, 11:08 PM

Subway improperly handles it's food.
They wear very cheap disposable gloves and those gloves go every where.
Cheap disposable gloves are known to transmit "stuff" through them and offer very little sanitary protection (this has been proven in food lab experiments).
Workers tend to wear them continuously in the mistaken belief that this will prevent both contamination and cross contamination.
This is the same thing that occurs with uneducated persons visiting a contagious patient in the hospital.
They suit up, go in to the room and keep the suit on after leaving the room infecting every living asshole they meet along the way back to their car.
The subway gloved hand acts much the same way.
If the beef is a little off, well the lettuce gets contaminated by the same bacteria by virtue of the "clean" gloved hand.
So even if you don't order beef you may get sick anyway cuz your turkey sub gots lettuce on it too.
See how it works now?
Stick with restos that use individual serving utensils, one for each and every item, it's the law in a a lot of places, you can see it in action at many all-you-can-eat self serve buffets.
The individual serving utensil is a lot cleaner and more sanitary then any gloved hand, after all you wouldn't take a piss by holding your dick between two big spoons would you?
Oh, btw enjoy your next meal!

sicone · 05-14-2008, 11:12 PM

Sounds like a issue with that Subway. Try a different one.

SmutGiant · 05-14-2008, 11:14 PM

Mr. Sub kicks Subway's ass!

http://www.mrsub.ca

teentime · 05-14-2008, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmutGiant

Mr. Sub kicks Subway's ass!

Mr.Sub sells a "Montreal Corned Beef Sub".
They don't get out much, do they?

CDSmith · 05-14-2008, 11:29 PM

Next time shout your order from the doorway. Tell the guy you've developed agoraphobia (fear of entering shops).

There you go

No more lunchmeat full diaper sandwich shop stink all over you.

onezero · 05-15-2008, 02:05 AM

Yeah, don't know about the smelling like shit thing?! Strange. But... who said Q's is gross!! Q's kicks S's ass up and down all day long! I'm not gonna sit here and say Subway tastes like shit... cause it's okay, but that's about as far as I go in giving Subway any compliments. Quiznos on the other hand is hella tasty!

I feel you on the glove thing! All in all though... fast food is just nasty! It comes with the territory. It's hard enough getting a decent meal at a place that actually has chefs/cooks that prepare the meal. Best bet for the most tasty/clean food ever... COOK/EAT AT HOME!

After Shock Media · 05-15-2008, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onezero

Yeah, don't know about the smelling like shit thing?! Strange. But... who said Q's is gross!! Q's kicks S's ass up and down all day long! I'm not gonna sit here and say Subway tastes like shit... cause it's okay, but that's about as far as I go in giving Subway any compliments. Quiznos on the other hand is hella tasty!

I feel you on the glove thing! All in all though... fast food is just nasty! It comes with the territory. It's hard enough getting a decent meal at a place that actually has chefs/cooks that prepare the meal. Best bet for the most tasty/clean food ever... COOK/EAT AT HOME!

Most home kitchens are so much worse off than even some of the worst eateries out there. Seriously who cares much, bacteria is good.

Horny Alf · 05-15-2008, 02:17 AM

5 dolla foooooooot looooooooong

jigga · 05-15-2008, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool

Foods not what it used to be.

I agree. The last few years it seems like they lowered their quality control. The few times I've had it in the last year, it wasn't that good.

Gary_TLX · 05-15-2008, 02:55 AM

Subway is ok, but nothing special. Quiznos is much much better in my opinion.

2crazy4u · 05-15-2008, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

My local subway has a drive-thru... no need to go in ;)

that's cool

Zorgman · 05-15-2008, 03:39 AM

Maybe you have an ellagic relaxation to good healthy food.

SmutGiant · 05-15-2008, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Alf

5 dolla foooooooot looooooooong

ahhhh sheeeettt!!!! i get that song stuck in my head every time i hear it!!!!!

Ashley023 · 05-15-2008, 03:45 AM

I have no problem with Subway, theis sandwiches are sooo delicious....not just one slice of something

alby_persignup · 05-15-2008, 07:05 AM

well, try their delivery, in case you don't want the smell ruin your clothes.

CurrentlySober · 05-15-2008, 07:09 AM

Subway eat shit!

Vendzilla · 05-15-2008, 07:27 AM

I ate at Subway last night, $5 foot long, I eat there all the time, love all the veggies they use

Barefootsies · 05-15-2008, 07:54 AM

$5.00..

FIVE DOLLAR..

FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LOOOOONNNG

Azoy? · 05-15-2008, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teentime

Subway improperly handles it's food.
They wear very cheap disposable gloves and those gloves go every where.
Cheap disposable gloves are known to transmit "stuff" through them and offer very little sanitary protection (this has been proven in food lab experiments).
Workers tend to wear them continuously in the mistaken belief that this will prevent both contamination and cross contamination.
This is the same thing that occurs with uneducated persons visiting a contagious patient in the hospital.
They suit up, go in to the room and keep the suit on after leaving the room infecting every living asshole they meet along the way back to their car.
The subway gloved hand acts much the same way.
If the beef is a little off, well the lettuce gets contaminated by the same bacteria by virtue of the "clean" gloved hand.
So even if you don't order beef you may get sick anyway cuz your turkey sub gots lettuce on it too.
See how it works now?
Stick with restos that use individual serving utensils, one for each and every item, it's the law in a a lot of places, you can see it in action at many all-you-can-eat self serve buffets.
The individual serving utensil is a lot cleaner and more sanitary then any gloved hand, after all you wouldn't take a piss by holding your dick between two big spoons would you?
Oh, btw enjoy your next meal!

When I go in I tell them that I am allergic to porc and need them to change the gloves which they do everytime

MichelleB · 05-15-2008, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigga

I agree. The last few years it seems like they lowered their quality control. The few times I've had it in the last year, it wasn't that good.

I agree also, Not only the quality, but the quantity. We have a great mom and pop sub place on the corner. They know how to make a sub.

Tom_PM · 05-15-2008, 09:00 AM

Solution: buy food at a grocery store. Save money, avoid smells, avoid handlers of meats. lol.

You're welcome.

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tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	Subway sucks! Every time I go there to get a sandwich I leave and smell like shit for the rest of the day... I don't even eat there! Being in that store for 5 min will ruin your clothes! __________________ 112.020.756

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Some Guy Affordable Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 1,750	Quiznos burns Subway so bad. I use to work at Subway when I was young. I'd go home smelling like the place. I dated a couple of girls who worked there and they'd all reak like Subway when they got off of work, too. But being in the store a few minutes shouldn't make you smell like the place. Weird. __________________ Need a Cheap Design? - Cheap Quality Content Available! Fuck you Michelle Malkin and Fox News

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	living in atl now, I miss the real deli's we had in NY. The cold cuts in subway all look gray yuck.

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Must be your Subway. I like the smell of fresh bread.

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mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	Quiznos is so gross

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dready Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 5,247	Something about that place grosses me out. I think it's something in the bread, leaves me feeling all slimy after. __________________ ICQ: 91139591

05-14-2008, 07:48 PM	#22
mozadek Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,325	Wipe your ass when you finish taking a shit. That'll get rid of the smell.

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Azoy? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,178	here's how you fix the problem you are having as it seems no one else does. Besides why do you go there if you not eating in the place. k. so here is how you fix your subway issues. change the diaper once you poop in it. remember this and you will not have this issue in the future __________________

05-14-2008, 09:11 PM	#25
[Brian] Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 1,523	He's right, it does have a weird smell, I've noticed it too. Instead of smelling like a nice bakery it's more like that smell when you first open a package of lunch meat. I'm amazed that a restaurant can be so popular that is nothing but a bunch of bins full of lunch meat and vegetables. (Don't get me wrong, I still eat there too) sigh __________________ HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program ICQ: 391113064

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teentime Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 94	Subway improperly handles it's food. They wear very cheap disposable gloves and those gloves go every where. Cheap disposable gloves are known to transmit "stuff" through them and offer very little sanitary protection (this has been proven in food lab experiments). Workers tend to wear them continuously in the mistaken belief that this will prevent both contamination and cross contamination. This is the same thing that occurs with uneducated persons visiting a contagious patient in the hospital. They suit up, go in to the room and keep the suit on after leaving the room infecting every living asshole they meet along the way back to their car. The subway gloved hand acts much the same way. If the beef is a little off, well the lettuce gets contaminated by the same bacteria by virtue of the "clean" gloved hand. So even if you don't order beef you may get sick anyway cuz your turkey sub gots lettuce on it too. See how it works now? Stick with restos that use individual serving utensils, one for each and every item, it's the law in a a lot of places, you can see it in action at many all-you-can-eat self serve buffets. The individual serving utensil is a lot cleaner and more sanitary then any gloved hand, after all you wouldn't take a piss by holding your dick between two big spoons would you? Oh, btw enjoy your next meal!

05-14-2008, 11:12 PM	#31
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Sounds like a issue with that Subway. Try a different one. __________________

05-14-2008, 11:14 PM	#32
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onezero Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 40	Yeah, don't know about the smelling like shit thing?! Strange. But... who said Q's is gross!! Q's kicks S's ass up and down all day long! I'm not gonna sit here and say Subway tastes like shit... cause it's okay, but that's about as far as I go in giving Subway any compliments. Quiznos on the other hand is hella tasty! I feel you on the glove thing! All in all though... fast food is just nasty! It comes with the territory. It's hard enough getting a decent meal at a place that actually has chefs/cooks that prepare the meal. Best bet for the most tasty/clean food ever... COOK/EAT AT HOME! __________________ OneZero Hosting - We're a perfect 10 when it comes to your hosting and Internet needs! To us every last customer and every server also rates a perfect ten! IM (xmpp): [email protected], http://onezerohosting.com, [email protected]

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