Do you read in the bathroom? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

mikeyddddd · 05-29-2008, 03:25 PM

Fiddy Shitcan Readers

Deej · 05-29-2008, 03:51 PM

I shoot deer and turkey from my window..got one of those long slender windows with the horizontal blind like glass that opens up ( dont know the proper name) going from roof to floor right at my crapper...

off into the bushes...

Pornwolf · 05-29-2008, 03:57 PM

I read about 4 full magazines a month on the shitter.

That works out to 1 a week.

Usually Wired, Men's Journal, Complex & VF.

You can extrapolate from that how long I actually take on the toilet... but let me throw the x factor in the equation... many days I shit twice a day.

I eat lots of fiber.

GrouchyAdmin · 05-29-2008, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

mildly?

It's not like I watched! Out of sight.. out of mind.

V_RocKs · 05-29-2008, 04:08 PM

I come up with by best plans by reading on the toilet.

AZSarah · 05-29-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

It's not like I watched! Out of sight.. out of mind.

did they take the whole container in with them, or make a bowl when they felt a shit coming on?

Eva PSC · 05-29-2008, 04:19 PM

my boyfriend came up with a name for my business while taking a dump!

I was bugging him for ideas for a new business name i was registering that had to be very universal and suitable for all kinds of industries so he said let me go take a shit and i will come out with a name.

So he comes out and says "52 inc" hahah. So my business name now is "52 company".

GrouchyAdmin · 05-29-2008, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

did they take the whole container in with them, or make a bowl when they felt a shit coming on?

He took a bowl of melty rocky road into the bathroom with him. It was right off of the living room, and when I heard both doors close, my heart sank and my gut crawled up into my stomach. Then, I went in my room and didn't talk to him for the rest of the night.

It was probably a one-off, but I never brought home 'community ice cream' after that.

AZSarah · 05-29-2008, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

He took a bowl of melty rocky road into the bathroom with him. It was right off of the living room, and when I heard both doors close, my heart sank and my gut crawled up into my stomach. Then, I went in my room and didn't talk to him for the rest of the night.

It was probably a one-off, but I never brought home 'community ice cream' after that.

Well, I guess if you are going to eat ice cream while you drop bombs, rocky road seems most appropriate.

MaDalton · 05-29-2008, 04:59 PM

i just remembered that i once had an apartment where the toilet and the bathtub were in the kitchen. or the fridge and the stove in the bathroom - depends on how you look at it - lol

Spunky · 05-29-2008, 05:05 PM

No,I'm out of there as fast as possible

eightmotives · 05-29-2008, 05:06 PM

Sure do!

J$tyle$ · 05-29-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

I eat lots of fiber.

sig material

shekinah · 05-29-2008, 05:33 PM

Yes, I do.. usually when I can't help myself to read.

Socks · 05-29-2008, 05:33 PM

I only write in the bathrooms.. I write stuff like

"For a good time, call Juicy D Links"

OG LennyT · 05-29-2008, 05:44 PM

Usually reading Money or Biz sections of the paper.. stocks and whatnot or I'll pick up the wife's Cosmo and read about how to give a good BJ

brandonstills · 05-29-2008, 06:05 PM

If I'm gonna be in there for a while I'll take a book or read blogs on my iphone.

GrouchyAdmin · 05-29-2008, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

Well, I guess if you are going to eat ice cream while you drop bombs, rocky road seems most appropriate.

Your avatar now frightens me.

tony286 · 05-29-2008, 06:55 PM

i read businessweek,dv,videographer,american photo,pc mag

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-29-2008, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash

A quick shitter huh?
Good for you! I'm the same way.

you are so funny girl!

I have an addiction to celebrity magazines lol

tony286 · 05-29-2008, 07:29 PM

Who has had the bathreaders badge of honor? Your reading so long your legs fall asleep, which adds a whole in dimension of fun. lol

Slick · 05-29-2008, 08:57 PM

I never understood how people read on the toilet when they're taking a shit. What, does it really take that long for a piece of shit to drop out of your ass or do you like to sit there and enjoy the feel of shit on your ass ???

I know for me, when I have to go, I go in the bathroom, sit down, shit instantly comes out, I whipe, and I'm done. I don't see where there'd be time to read something. I'd rather do it quick then kick back in my recliner and read.

AZSarah · 05-29-2008, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

I never understood how people read on the toilet when they're taking a shit. What, does it really take that long for a piece of shit to drop out of your ass or do you like to sit there and enjoy the feel of shit on your ass ???

I know for me, when I have to go, I go in the bathroom, sit down, shit instantly comes out, I whipe, and I'm done. I don't see where there'd be time to read something. I'd rather do it quick then kick back in my recliner and read.

And with a name like Slick I'd expect nothing less!

I am with you on this, once it's out, you clean up & flush

Eva PSC · 05-29-2008, 09:49 PM

most people take it as a mini break and an excuse to lurk in there longer hehe

»Rob Content« · 05-29-2008, 10:13 PM

I try to make it my creative time, sometimes I make paper airplanes, or practice playing spoons. My new fav is to put a couple of plastic cups on the floor and see if I can power shoot piss into them

fuzebox · 05-29-2008, 10:38 PM

I like to get a magazine to leave in there and read one article with each poop. Usually takes me 1-2 weeks to finish the magazine, then I buy a new one

Rique · 05-30-2008, 01:41 AM

I got a gift subscription to EW (Entertainment Weekly) and so "bathroom time" is the only time I bother reading thru it (mostly the music/dvd/show ratings charts).

420 · 05-30-2008, 03:21 AM

Usually I am too busy touching myself to hold any reading material.

Every once in a while I like to read about others in the bathroom.

StaceyJo · 05-30-2008, 03:55 AM

I rather playing my cellphone, texting or getting a call but definitely not into reading...

xentech · 05-30-2008, 04:15 AM

I ALWAYS read in the toilet, I used to play guitar aswel haha

SuzzyQ · 05-30-2008, 05:24 AM

I take care of business and go about my way. Usually 10 mins.

Mutt · 05-30-2008, 05:32 AM

you people who take a siesta or a reading break in the bathroom realize that you smell when you come out of there? courtesy flush is important and a fan helps.

my dad would read the newspaper in the can and my mom would scream at him because she said he smelled after coming out - i never smelled anything but then again i wasn't sleeping with him.

Mutt · 05-30-2008, 05:34 AM

unless i have an upset stomach or one of those deals where things don't go smoothly I'm in and out in 45 seconds.

sumphatpimp · 05-30-2008, 08:01 AM

I keep a laptop on a tv dinner table in the shitter.
read and post on gfy from the crapper.
it makes use of idle time.

somebody open a window, will ya?
smells like something died in here!

tranza · 05-30-2008, 08:20 AM

hahahahaha always!

05-29-2008, 03:25 PM	#51
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	Fiddy Shitcan Readers __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

05-29-2008, 03:51 PM	#52
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	I shoot deer and turkey from my window..got one of those long slender windows with the horizontal blind like glass that opens up ( dont know the proper name) going from roof to floor right at my crapper... off into the bushes... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

05-29-2008, 03:57 PM	#53
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I read about 4 full magazines a month on the shitter. That works out to 1 a week. Usually Wired, Men's Journal, Complex & VF. You can extrapolate from that how long I actually take on the toilet... but let me throw the x factor in the equation... many days I shit twice a day. I eat lots of fiber. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

05-29-2008, 04:19 PM	#57
Eva PSC Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 994	my boyfriend came up with a name for my business while taking a dump! I was bugging him for ideas for a new business name i was registering that had to be very universal and suitable for all kinds of industries so he said let me go take a shit and i will come out with a name. So he comes out and says "52 inc" hahah. So my business name now is "52 company". __________________ www.PinkStarCash.com Eva ICQ: 225 740 053 See who I am at AdultWho'sWho!

05-29-2008, 04:59 PM	#60
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,828	i just remembered that i once had an apartment where the toilet and the bathtub were in the kitchen. or the fridge and the stove in the bathroom - depends on how you look at it - lol __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

05-29-2008, 04:08 PM	#55
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	I come up with by best plans by reading on the toilet.

05-29-2008, 05:05 PM	#61
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	No,I'm out of there as fast as possible __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-29-2008, 05:06 PM	#62
eightmotives Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 811	Sure do! __________________ DNPimping.com - "Pimping Domains Ain't Easy" 23868443

05-29-2008, 05:33 PM	#64
shekinah Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,452	Yes, I do.. usually when I can't help myself to read. __________________ [Web Design \| Development \| Programming \| Content Writing ] ICQ: 238-890-469

05-29-2008, 05:33 PM	#65
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	I only write in the bathrooms.. I write stuff like "For a good time, call Juicy D Links"

05-29-2008, 05:44 PM	#66
OG LennyT Wall Street Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 14,345	Usually reading Money or Biz sections of the paper.. stocks and whatnot or I'll pick up the wife's Cosmo and read about how to give a good BJ __________________ Tradeking - my online broker \| 4.95 a trade \| make real $$

05-29-2008, 06:05 PM	#67
brandonstills Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Chatsworth, CA Posts: 1,964	If I'm gonna be in there for a while I'll take a book or read blogs on my iphone. __________________ Brandon Stills Industry and programming veteran [email protected] \| skype: brandonstills \| ICQ #495-171-318

05-29-2008, 06:55 PM	#69
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	i read businessweek,dv,videographer,american photo,pc mag

05-29-2008, 07:29 PM	#71
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Who has had the bathreaders badge of honor? Your reading so long your legs fall asleep, which adds a whole in dimension of fun. lol

05-29-2008, 08:57 PM	#72
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I never understood how people read on the toilet when they're taking a shit. What, does it really take that long for a piece of shit to drop out of your ass or do you like to sit there and enjoy the feel of shit on your ass ??? I know for me, when I have to go, I go in the bathroom, sit down, shit instantly comes out, I whipe, and I'm done. I don't see where there'd be time to read something. I'd rather do it quick then kick back in my recliner and read.

05-29-2008, 09:49 PM	#74
Eva PSC Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 994	most people take it as a mini break and an excuse to lurk in there longer hehe __________________ www.PinkStarCash.com Eva ICQ: 225 740 053 See who I am at AdultWho'sWho!

05-29-2008, 10:13 PM	#75
»Rob Content« Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,348	I try to make it my creative time, sometimes I make paper airplanes, or practice playing spoons. My new fav is to put a couple of plastic cups on the floor and see if I can power shoot piss into them __________________ 80% Revshare or 30$ PPS on $1 trials: 200 Niches = Vidz.com Galleries / FLVs / Embeds 3 & 5mins FLVs \| RSS & Tube Feeds \| Matching Thumbs \| FLV Browser & Exporter \| No Prechecked Xsales >> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557 ICQ - 436 795 438 E-mail rob /@/ cool-content dotcom

05-29-2008, 10:38 PM	#76
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,112	I like to get a magazine to leave in there and read one article with each poop. Usually takes me 1-2 weeks to finish the magazine, then I buy a new one

05-30-2008, 01:41 AM	#77
Rique Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: So Cal Posts: 334	I got a gift subscription to EW (Entertainment Weekly) and so "bathroom time" is the only time I bother reading thru it (mostly the music/dvd/show ratings charts).

05-30-2008, 03:21 AM	#78
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Usually I am too busy touching myself to hold any reading material. Every once in a while I like to read about others in the bathroom.

05-30-2008, 03:55 AM	#79
StaceyJo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,960	I rather playing my cellphone, texting or getting a call but definitely not into reading... __________________ /_______ WebCashMaker ______\ \| _TeenageDecadence - Young Board Naked Teens. \| \| ____ NonNudeGirls - Female Puberty Photos. ____ \| \| _ HerSelfPics - The ORIGINAL exGF SelfPic site. __ \| \.______ xPosing - Wife Photosharing site. _______./

05-30-2008, 04:15 AM	#80
xentech Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,405	I ALWAYS read in the toilet, I used to play guitar aswel haha

05-30-2008, 05:24 AM	#81
SuzzyQ Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Along the shore. Posts: 1,557	I take care of business and go about my way. Usually 10 mins.

05-30-2008, 05:32 AM	#82
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	you people who take a siesta or a reading break in the bathroom realize that you smell when you come out of there? courtesy flush is important and a fan helps. my dad would read the newspaper in the can and my mom would scream at him because she said he smelled after coming out - i never smelled anything but then again i wasn't sleeping with him. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

05-30-2008, 05:34 AM	#83
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	unless i have an upset stomach or one of those deals where things don't go smoothly I'm in and out in 45 seconds. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

05-30-2008, 08:01 AM	#84
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	I keep a laptop on a tv dinner table in the shitter. read and post on gfy from the crapper. it makes use of idle time. somebody open a window, will ya? smells like something died in here!

05-30-2008, 08:20 AM	#85
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	hahahahaha always! __________________ I'm just a newbie.