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datatank · 05-30-2008, 08:18 AM

What did you want to be when you grew up?

nico-t · 05-30-2008, 08:20 AM

a porn star - seriously

Isradude · 05-30-2008, 08:21 AM

the president

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-30-2008, 08:27 AM

When I was a youngster, I wanted to be older...and lo and behold, I achieved my goal, and not only that, but I continue to be more successful at it with each passing day.

It just goes to show, that if you focus upon a goal, and apply your whole being to it, you can achieve great things.

I hope my story serves as inspiration for any slackers and underachievers out there...

ADG

Nikki_Licks · 05-30-2008, 08:31 AM

Gynecologists

crockett · 05-30-2008, 08:46 AM

I remember when I was a teenager, I saw a news clip durning Spring Break here in Daytona and they were shooting girls for playboy by the boardwalk. I always thought that must be a pretty cool job.

Joe BrainCash · 05-30-2008, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

When I was a youngster, I wanted to be older...and lo and behold, I achieved my goal, and not only that, but I continue to be more successful at it with each passing day.

It just goes to show, that if you focus upon a goal, and apply your whole being to it, you can achieve great things.

I hope my story serves as inspiration for any slackers and underachievers out there...

ADG

JamesK · 05-30-2008, 08:49 AM

lawyer

SayWhut · 05-30-2008, 09:08 AM

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle but Splinter kicked me out of his posse

carol.prime · 05-30-2008, 09:14 AM

millionaire..

Brother Bilo · 05-30-2008, 09:15 AM

An astronaut. I'd still give all of my money if I could go into space. That would be the coolest.

Kudles · 05-30-2008, 09:17 AM

I really wanted to be a hairdresser.

raven1083 · 05-30-2008, 10:13 AM

be the most powerful man in the world!

kowalsky · 05-30-2008, 12:21 PM

When I was veeeeery young I wanted to be astronaut, when I was teen I wanted to be pilot, but now I realize that I can fly only with drugs... poor, poor destiny!

J$tyle$ · 05-30-2008, 02:06 PM

retired wealthy and tanned

silvercash amber · 05-30-2008, 03:47 PM

i used to wanna be a vetrenarian but now i work in porn lol

Rochard · 05-30-2008, 03:54 PM

I wanted to be a US Marine like my daddy.

Well, I can check that off of my things to do list.

After Shock Media · 05-30-2008, 04:04 PM

Serial killer, then cat burglar, then bank robber, then special effects person. Though apparently the last one was more my teachers implied suggestion which was cool.

halfpint · 05-30-2008, 04:09 PM

bus driver

Vick! · 05-30-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

What did you want to be when you grew up?

I wanted to join Army, but I ended up being an Engineer. I never thought one day I'd be kicking in adult. lol

starpimps · 05-30-2008, 05:14 PM

garbage man...err i mean waste disposal employee

born2blog · 05-30-2008, 05:14 PM

just really really rich

Methodcash Rick · 05-30-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by silvercash amber

i used to wanna be a vetrenarian but now i work in porn lol

Not much of a difference, you're still surrounded by sick animals..

Beanz · 05-30-2008, 05:21 PM

I already am what I want to be

Sethseekstruth · 05-30-2008, 07:08 PM

a fireman

SilentKnight · 05-30-2008, 07:09 PM

Pro athlete - but a blown-out ankle (twice) put the kibosher on that.

Porn producer just seemed to be the next logical alternative.

Azlord · 05-30-2008, 08:53 PM

Young ...

Spunky · 05-30-2008, 08:54 PM

A hockey player in the NHL ,the knees didn't last long

J. Falcon · 05-30-2008, 09:01 PM

An NFL Wide Receiver. No kidding. Although I was white, short and slow, I thought I had pretty good hands, lol.

Babaganoosh · 05-30-2008, 09:06 PM

Pro baseball player. When they went on strike when I was a kid they pissed me off. I couldn't believe a bunch of millionaires going on strike when I would have PAID to play professionally. After that I kept teetering between being a veterinarian and a cop. I never wanted to work at a desk...ever.

BaghdadBob · 05-30-2008, 09:06 PM

A dictator

datatank · 05-30-2008, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

retired wealthy and tanned

Do you still want to be tanned?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-30-2008, 09:38 PM

i wanted to jerk off and get paid

Redmanthatcould · 05-30-2008, 09:45 PM

I wanted to watch Angry Jew Cat jerk off and get paid...while getting paid myself.

Looks like everything's coming up Jeff. Sweet.

qxm · 05-30-2008, 09:50 PM

From 5-9 => President (Then discovered presidents are douche bags)
From 10-13 => Pro Baseball Player (I was pretty good but lost interest - Short Stop btw)
From 14-17 => Architect (Nice Illusions but when realized the expenses I decided not to go that way)
From 18-22 => Real Estate (Very nice for a couple of years but as you know real estate - subprime market, the cow market - went to hell)
From 23-Today => Stock Trader .... (working on it)

Remember that these are things that you "wanted to be" .. those are not my qualifications or level of education.... OK? ok!

GAMEFINEST · 05-30-2008, 09:50 PM

porno star ....

tony286 · 05-30-2008, 09:51 PM

I wanted to an actor.

J. Falcon · 05-30-2008, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

i wanted to jerk off and get paid

That's not exactly what I wanted to do, but it was what I thought would never happen and did.

MetaMan · 05-30-2008, 09:55 PM

Lawyer / Doctor

What is really funny in JR High we did this "what do you want to be when you grow up" and i did my presentation on a web designer and tossed like an image with a shitty animation and some txt cause i wanted to take the easy route.

weird how things turn out.

needlive · 05-30-2008, 10:01 PM

Basketball player
Comedian
Adult webmaster (a forever hiding one)
Pop star
Rock star
G. I. Joe
Clint Eastwood

J. Falcon · 05-30-2008, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Lawyer / Doctor

What is really funny in JR High we did this "what do you want to be when you grow up" and i did my presentation on a web designer and tossed like an image with a shitty animation and some txt cause i wanted to take the easy route.

weird how things turn out.

Wasn't forum troll an option?

Jk

Welcome back.

J$tyle$ · 05-30-2008, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

Do you still want to be tanned?

only if I visit you and retire near by

... otherwise retired wealthy and pasty white will have to do

Super Mario · 05-30-2008, 11:13 PM

a drummer.

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