Subject: ONE BILLION - GoFuckYourself.com

Grapesoda · 06-04-2008, 05:20 AM

How many zeros in a billion?

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of it's releases.

A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ...
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?

A.
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C.
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax < BR>
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
press '1'
for English.

LauraLee · 06-04-2008, 05:23 AM

VERY interesting way to put things.

Looks to me like I should be moving to New Orleans.

nation-x · 06-04-2008, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley

What happened?

Before the Industrial Revolution.

98% of the country was self employed
Imported goods made up a very small % of the consumer market

The New Deal happened.

Our govt was stolen from us and we were sold as slaves to bankers
Our currency was no longer backed by gold
Their will not be any way to regain our govt without force

GatorB · 06-04-2008, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley

How many zeros in a billion?

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of it's releases.

A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ...
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?

A.
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C.
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax < BR>
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
press '1'
for English.

A billion seconds ago it was 1977. A billion minutes ago Jesus had been dead for 70 years.

Here's some more ways to think about $1 billion. If Bill Gates lost $1 billion dollars he'd only have $54 billion left over. If Bill Gates and Warren Buffet spent all but $1 billion of their fortunes each on re-building new Orelans they could pay for 45% of the cost all by themselves. If the government gave out $1 billion to all Americans each American would get a whopping $3.30

Grapesoda · 06-04-2008, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

A billion seconds ago it was 1977. A billion minutes ago Jesus had been dead for 70 years.

Here's some more ways to think about $1 billion. If Bill Gates lost $1 billion dollars he'd only have $54 billion left over. If Bill Gates and Warren Buffet spent all but $1 billion of their fortunes each on re-building new Orelans they could pay for 45% of the cost all by themselves. If the government gave out $1 billion to all Americans each American would get a whopping $3.30

I wondered if any of that crap was true, did you do the math on the billion seconds? and is that american or english billion?

jalami · 06-04-2008, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley

I wondered if any of that crap was true, did you do the math on the billion seconds? and is that american or english billion?

Every day is 86,400 seconds. So american billion (1,000,000,000) would put us in late 1976, yet english billion (1,000,000,000,000) would put us at some time around 31,710 years ago.

G.A.F · 06-04-2008, 06:09 AM

24 x 365 = 8760 hours in a year

8760 x 60 = 525.600 mins in a year

525.600 x 60 = 31.536.000 seconds in a year

Do the rest yourselves. I don't have a calculator with so many zeros.

31.536.000 seconds _________________ 1 year
1.000.000.000.000 (1billion) seconds ___ X years

PS: for Spain and Latin America, a billion equals 1 million of millions, that's why it takes 12 zeros.

06-04-2008, 05:20 AM	#1
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	Subject: ONE BILLION How many zeros in a billion? This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans ... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... what does it mean? A. Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528. B. Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787. C. Or... if you are a family of four... your family gets $2,066,012. Washington, D. C < HELLO! > Are all your calculators broken?? Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL License Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax < BR> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Tax Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax (Truckers) Sales Taxes Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt... We had the largest middle class in the world... and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!' And I still have to press '1' for English.

06-04-2008, 05:23 AM	#2
LauraLee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: (Still) One Touch Cockie Posts: 3,821	VERY interesting way to put things. Looks to me like I should be moving to New Orleans. __________________ Priority Payout skype lauralee.bunker LL's Email

06-04-2008, 06:09 AM	#7
G.A.F Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Andorra Posts: 370	24 x 365 = 8760 hours in a year 8760 x 60 = 525.600 mins in a year 525.600 x 60 = 31.536.000 seconds in a year Do the rest yourselves. I don't have a calculator with so many zeros. 31.536.000 seconds _________________ 1 year 1.000.000.000.000 (1billion) seconds ___ X years PS: for Spain and Latin America, a billion equals 1 million of millions, that's why it takes 12 zeros. __________________ Phonebilling made simple - Use Pin 2 Enter No Chargeback deductions EVER - No Retentions - Premium Rate - Drop Charge - SMS - Weekly Payments - Worldwide Coverage, available in 20 languages and growing! Global Accés - GUARANTEED MINIMUM EARNINGS Last edited by G.A.F; 06-04-2008 at 06:12 AM..