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Let's take it a step further. What do you think happens after you die?
I think it's just lights out. You're done.
Reincarnation? Not sure that I buy that. Heaven and hell. Who can say? |
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When you die, you're dead.
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That about somes it up. Nothing happens after you die. People cry.
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Did you ever think, as a hearse goes by,
That you might be the next to die? They wrap you up in a big white sheet, And bury you down about six feet deep They put you in a big black box, And cover you up with dirt and rocks, And all goes well, for about a week, And then the coffin begins to leak! The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eyes, they eat your nose, They eat the jelly between your toes. A great big worm with rolling eyes, Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes, Your stomach turns a slimy green, And pus pours out like whipping cream. You spread it on a slice of bread, And that's what worms eat when you're dead.
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This thread is not delivering.
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I agree lights out your done. Hopefully a few people remember you and carry your memory in their hearts.
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you shit your pants and piss yourself.
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You're dead! Lights out! Forever! Heaven is right here, right now, as fucked up as it is. Do this. Go make love with a beautiful person. Take a drive on a quiet highway at sunset or sunrise. Travel to your favorite place. Call your Mom. Have a 12 stripper peanut butter orgy. Teach someone something. Dance like no one's watching. Rent your favorite movie. Go camping. LIVE
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12 stripper peanut butter orgy eh?
Not sure the gf is gonna go for that, but i'll bring it up at dinner time tomorrow.
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My soul energy goes back to the cosmic stream to be redistributed amongst the new born conscious entities of which humans are just a part to be enlightened by my wisdom and experience...
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Absolutely fuck all, I think it is ridiculous to assume otherwise based on no knowledge - just false hope.
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Nothing--we just cease to exist in any present or future form!
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Physically, when a person dies, their energy, i.e., all the biological processes which powered their organs and anotomy shuts down. That energy then transforms and dissipates into heat, sound, and other forms of energy. The body then decays and gets recycled into the earth, eventually becoming food for other organisms, atoms of which will eventually be used as the building blocks for other life or geological formations, such as rocks, trees, and plants.
I learned that in my first year of calculus based physics, general mechanics. |
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Game Over
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Well.. IMO when you die there is no such thing as coming back as a cow or going to purgatory or 9 HElls... .when u die ur dead ... however I like the concept that when u die..this will be waiting for u:
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When you die.... your heirs spend your hard earned money...
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World goes on, body decomposes, family cries. Of course, you won't be around to see any of that.
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We've had this discussion a few times here. IMO what happens is what you believe happens. If you believe in heaven, you go to heaven. If you believe you rot in a box, you rot in a box. If you believe in reincarnation, you are reincarnated. If you believe you'll float around the earth forever, you'll float around the earth forever.
Personally, I believe in heaven and believe I'll see my loved ones again. |
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Note to self: stop believing in lung cancer, take up smoking again.
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Hopefully nothing happens...
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Game over.
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lights out and you go into a deep coma. You may have some very deep dreams and it will look like the life never ended, you are just taking a looooong nap with dreams about you living a life.
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All I know is what I hope for: that I'll get to understand how the universe works and how life came to be and all that kind of stuff. That would be heaven for me
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i agree with you. i don't like to think about it too much tho or it starts to freak me out.
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Hahaha...Game over!
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after you die, then you'll become a ghost!
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either ill be in heaven (10% chance).. or hell (90% chance).. OR better yet, ill just be reincarnated in a different body (european, perhaps?)
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Energy is neither created or destroyed...just transformed.
So, with that being said you create your own reality.
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if you had wore a rubber you would be alive today
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You ROT. Fast!
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that and peanut butter...the politically incorrect spread for bread
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I don't think anything happens.
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We did not exist before we were alive. We will not exist after.
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we never die
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you go back to te universe... right were you came from...it must feel like taking one of those loooooong naps
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We leave this realm and enter a new consciousness.
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What happen is nothing, just like was before life came.
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The answer is in DMT.
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i 100% believe in afterlife, and i 100% believe each and every one of us has a soul. i believe in a universal force between good and evil also. i do not believe in hell though.
i believe that your spirit it taken to someplace that we are not able to understand or even bother to start explaining. that our soul is a type of endless eneergy and is takes to another dimension. ones which our 3d mind cannot see or hope of seeing in our current state. ie: string theory / DMT as said above. i believe the answer is a mix between both. |
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just like turning off a computer....nothing.
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i think at least something happens just because the thought of just being completely gone is too hard to grasp when you really start thinking about it.
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Press Reset on the Xbox?
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