Why is it hard to find a "man" who can satisfy me in bed? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Joe BrainCash · 06-19-2008, 08:38 AM

51 unsatisfied woman!

F-U-Jimmy · 06-19-2008, 08:39 AM

Have you tried plastic surgery ? it may help you......

Juicy D. Links · 06-19-2008, 08:43 AM

how much cock have u sucjed?

Christina T. · 06-19-2008, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

how much cock have u sucjed?

shut up you idiot, you callling me a whore? what the fuck are you?

halfpint · 06-19-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Christina T.

you are from England? then you definately would not be able to please me or any woman

WHAT.. you cant beat the great British lover, us Brits know how to please a woman be it a good old hard slap when they are getting cheeky like your self, or when our woman want some good loving

Christina T. · 06-19-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

WHAT.. you cant beat the great British lover, us Brits know how to please a woman be it a good old hard slap when they are getting cheeky like your self, or when our woman want some good loving

I highly doubt that

Christina T. · 06-19-2008, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

Have you tried plastic surgery ? it may help you......

What kind of a comeback is that?

halfpint · 06-19-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Christina T.

I highly doubt that

Have you ever fucked an English guy .. I highly doubt it ..infact they most prob wouldent want to fuck a whining and ungratefull girl like you anyway

Azoy? · 06-19-2008, 08:53 AM

i think we have a traitor among us.
looking at this thread i have a feeling the person posting this original thread is a male not a female who knows hebrew by the way he responded to isradude when she told him that she slepped with 500 guys.
christina is not a jewish name so I don't think she would know how to respond so well.
it takes someone to know how to say this in hebrew.i don't think they are really a christina but maybe someone else who is known by the close community here on GFY to know some hebrew to respond.
---------------------------->juicy could this be you ????????????????????

tranza · 06-19-2008, 08:54 AM

Maybe you should try some girls...

Stephen McTowelie · 06-19-2008, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

i think we have a traitor among us.
looking at this thread i have a feeling the person posting this original thread is a male not a female who knows hebrew by the way he responded to isradude when she told him that she slepped with 500 guys.
christina is not a jewish name so I don't think she would know how to respond so well.
it takes someone to know how to say this in hebrew.i don't think they are really a christina but maybe someone else who is known by the close community here on GFY to know some hebrew to respond.
---------------------------->juicy could this be you ????????????????????

Yeah i was thinking the same thing about this Ben Zonah

Although I dont know if he is Israeli as all the ones I ve met love British Guys

_Richard_ · 06-19-2008, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Christina T.

I am far from a whore , just stating facts that most of you men cant please me or any woman

wtf is this? why the bad attitude?

chopstick · 06-19-2008, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

maybe because you're an obnoxious cunt that decent guys try to avoid?

THAT'S THE THREAD-STOPPER RIGHT THERE!

chopstick · 06-19-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

I could say the same about women. Don't act like every woman knows how to satisfy a man. It's just that men don't bitch as much.

Oh this is so true! A warm wet spot is NOT all that's needed!

cranki · 06-19-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Maybe because your pussy looks like the opening to the Lincoln tunnel???

best answer

Seriously, do you expect some real, helpful piece of advice from a bunch on porn peddling keyboard warriors ??? come on...

OutToLunch · 06-19-2008, 09:15 AM

ha ha :D

polle54 · 06-19-2008, 09:43 AM

Two things

1. Us men are typically so full of ourselves that we can't imagine that we are not giving a women what she want. I suffered from from 17 - 23 or so.

2. Some women think their way of having sex is the only right one. Some of you freakshows out there got to wake up and please the man as well if you wanna get some serious statisfaction. No man can satisfy a women if he the chemistry isn't there.

CaptainHowdy · 06-19-2008, 09:47 AM

It's all in your head, trust me...

Xrated J · 06-19-2008, 09:50 AM

this thread DOESNT make my penis twitch

AmigoPorn · 06-19-2008, 10:05 AM

Are you sure you are healthy? Physical and psychological? If you've been through so many men and none of them had been able to please you, maybe you should consider start taking some of the blame.

Kudles · 06-19-2008, 10:07 AM

Preaching to the choir here.

Neveena · 06-19-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T.

Well men? You need to take a course or something cause most of the time I never reach the apex of orgasmic state.

Woman do you agree?

i do! and maybe that after the course they wont be so full of themselves in bed!

RuthB · 06-19-2008, 10:19 AM

can't say I've ever had a problem cumming, in fact, as women we're damn lucky in the fact that we get to cum more than once, guys only really get that one orgasm, not multiples like we can enjoy.

Sounds like you need to get down off your judgemental rant and open yourself up to the possibility of an orgasm and maybe you'll finally be able to get one. The mind is a powerful thing, yours might be stopping you from fully realizing your orgasmic potential.

MetaMan · 06-19-2008, 10:19 AM

YOU TALK TO MUCH

i would have you slammed down with a dick in your mouth the second you came into my house.

i like lick it all, up and down round and round, they call me "hurrircane metaman" in bed.

you need to stop going for low life simps and wannabes and step up to a real man like me. i would have you cumming so hard your fucking brain hurts.

do you have any pics? i am very selective i only bang DIME PIECES. but if you got big ole bitties and a nice rump i may make a selection.

jscott · 06-19-2008, 10:21 AM

I dont please girls, I like to please myself first

Just like on an airplane, fix your oxygen mask for yourself before tending to your children :P

LOL

Sosa · 06-19-2008, 10:21 AM

lol this thread is good

Persius · 06-19-2008, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth

can't say I've ever had a problem cumming, in fact, as women we're damn lucky in the fact that we get to cum more than once, guys only really get that one orgasm, not multiples like we can enjoy.

Sounds like you need to get down off your judgemental rant and open yourself up to the possibility of an orgasm and maybe you'll finally be able to get one. The mind is a powerful thing, yours might be stopping you from fully realizing your orgasmic potential.

Christina you should listen Ruth and to the women in the thread, half of the guys on here are still virgins. On the other hand lots of guys can't perform well and have one objective.. "not to cum fast"... while guys who have had the experience and can last will do everything to get the chick to the reach an orgasm but you need to help its a 2 way thing.

tiger · 06-19-2008, 10:27 AM

Maybe you should be more selective in who you are fucking.

NicAngel · 06-19-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ARS Michelle

Why did you even post that here? You just opened yourself up for a lot of sarcasm.

My thoughts exactly girl!

mrkris · 06-19-2008, 10:38 AM

This is probably GFY's latest sig whore in the making. A fake nick creating a thread to get views.

SilvercashJeanette · 06-19-2008, 10:41 AM

We can't magically expect guys to just know what we want... You've gotta speak up. If you're not getting off then take matters in your own hands. If you don't want to put in the effort then you must not really want the orgasm

Most guys are smart... If you tell them enough times what you like eventually they WILL get the hint!

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-19-2008, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T.

shut up you idiot, you callling me a whore? what the fuck are you?

Ouch.. now your playing with the fire!
I think a bitch like you doesnt deserve an orgasm but since i am a nice guy ill offer you my stunt cock for trial and error.

Btw, i heard that BVF really knows how to please women.. you may want to check him out? You should perfectly match his type of girls

CarlosTheGaucho · 06-19-2008, 10:51 AM

I guess the thread starter is Juicy:

Farang · 06-19-2008, 10:55 AM

bitch bitch bitch

dig420 · 06-19-2008, 10:57 AM

Get your man interested and he'll handle his business.

Mister E · 06-19-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie

Yeah i was thinking the same thing about this Ben Zonah

Although I dont know if he is Israeli as all the ones I ve met love British Guys

Words of widom, he is right on.

English people are much loved in Eretz, as is Manchester United.

D Ghost · 06-19-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

you sunond like a whore

payd2purv · 06-19-2008, 11:36 AM

Wait a minute GIRLS CAN HAVE ORGASMS TOO!?!?

BULLLLLLL SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!

huey · 06-19-2008, 11:36 AM

Real men don't worry if a women busts a nut or not.

media · 06-19-2008, 11:59 AM

Honestly, not to sound like I know it all, you should relax, and try getting a toy or two to assist you in the mission of reaching that climax.. I've had a good number of girls who were never able to reach full O.. and when I helped them get to that point it really opens them up to a lot of fun stuff..

Also sometimes the guy has to do what the GIRL wants/needs in order for it to happen.. It's not just hop on and get to it.. sometimes it takes more to stimulate a lady..

Libertine · 06-19-2008, 12:03 PM

Fact: all of you are falling for a very mediocre troll. There's a decent chance you're actually talking to Metaman or DarkJedi right now.

Naughty · 06-19-2008, 12:10 PM

Sorry honey, I'll try to do better next time.

emac · 06-19-2008, 01:03 PM

I can be your man and be your slave Christina.

opulence · 06-19-2008, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth

can't say I've ever had a problem cumming, in fact, as women we're damn lucky in the fact that we get to cum more than once, guys only really get that one orgasm, not multiples like we can enjoy.

ex-gf has been able to make me cum 3 times in 1 sitting

but then again I am able to produce loads like this http://uploader.ws/upload/200806/hugeload_0004.jpg

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 06-19-2008, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexyclicks

hit up Metaman

I'm pretty sure this is the female version of Metaman. They should be very happy together.

Isradude · 06-19-2008, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister E

Words of widom, he is right on.

English people are much loved in Eretz, as is Manchester United.

yap ....... we're all about England & Man U

CyberHustler · 06-19-2008, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T.

Well men? You need to take a course or something cause most of the time I never reach the apex of orgasmic state.

Woman do you agree?

Andy Servers4Less · 06-19-2008, 01:46 PM

Christina, call me crazy, but I'm guessing this isn't the way you intended this thread to go??

Nookster · 06-19-2008, 01:49 PM

LOL sounds more like a psychological problem to me. Personally, I haven't ran into this problem. Maybe you should look into who you're taking to bed...or hell, what you're contributing to the act!

Isradude · 06-19-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Servers4Less

Christina, call me crazy, but I'm guessing this isn't the way you intended this thread to go??

i think that's exactly the way Juicy intended this thread to go ........

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