I Was Looking For A New Girlfriend.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-24-2008, 07:59 AM

I went out with some other webmaster buddy of mine yesterday and we were looking for a new girl for me. I didnt ask much, i just wanted a dutch girl with class, which smokes loads of pot and smokes while riding her bicycle.
Too bad all girls we found to fit in the criteria were just ugly as fuck and had hair under their arms.
Not a single fucking hot girl, smoking on her bike. Not even one stopping at the Coffeeshop´s to buy some pot. I´am so dissapointed from Amsterdam..

Iron Fist · 06-24-2008, 08:05 AM

So therefore we can safely assume that smoking pot is not an effective way of finding girlfriends - unless you like hairy armpits and are ugly as fuck.

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-24-2008, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

So therefore we can safely assume that smoking pot is not an effective way of finding girlfriends - unless you like hairy armpits and are ugly as fuck.

The problem is something different. Iam a supreme good looking piece of man meat, with great class and a very outgoing personality. I take lots of drugs and i still get my shit managed. But to find a female part with the same attitudes is harder then it seems.
I shoudnt have sent the girl from Croatia back home..

tranza · 06-24-2008, 08:13 AM

I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time man.

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-24-2008, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza

I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck next time man.

Yeah i need that.. it was the same day when that gay grandpa was yelling at me

Marie · 06-24-2008, 08:19 AM

http://www.potpartner.com/
Good luck. I don't see a no-armpit-hair box on you can tick though!
;)

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-24-2008, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie

http://www.potpartner.com/
Good luck. I don't see a no-armpit-hair box on you can tick though!
;)

Where are you from honey?

CaptainHowdy · 06-24-2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

and had hair under their arms.

I gotta move there...

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-24-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I gotta move there...

Mister E · 06-24-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I went out with some other webmaster buddy of mine yesterday and we were looking for a new girl for me. I didnt ask much, i just wanted a dutch girl with class, which smokes loads of pot and smokes while riding her bicycle.
Too bad all girls we found to fit in the criteria were just ugly as fuck and had hair under their arms.
Not a single fucking hot girl, smoking on her bike. Not even one stopping at the Coffeeshop´s to buy some pot. I´am so dissapointed from Amsterdam..

This is madness!

payd2purv · 06-24-2008, 10:11 AM

You would date a dutch woman living in amsterdam?

I wouldn't even date a tourist visiting amsterdam that place is nasty.

LeRoy · 06-24-2008, 10:18 AM

Wait a second .... hold up.... You mean to tell me , Your in Amsterdam and can't hook-up???

WTF the fuck is going on here. Tube sites , content thieves . and now a porn friendly homie can't hookup in lala land.

Cummon guy get back out there and make us proud

Post some pics.

sumphatpimp · 06-24-2008, 10:21 AM

shave your palms and switch hands

Jens Van Assterdam · 06-24-2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by D2222

Wait a second .... hold up.... You mean to tell me , Your in Amsterdam and can't hook-up???

WTF the fuck is going on here. Tube sites , content thieves . and now a porn friendly homie can't hookup in lala land.

Cummon guy get back out there and make us proud

Post some pics.

I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.

LeRoy · 06-24-2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.

Ok I stand corrected

Thats a tall order though. I don't think those women are around anymore. I don't think you can find an Asian to do that for you these days.

That hunt might take more than an after noon.

Check this site out. Stoner chicks are cool

http://www.potspace.com/

FYI Stoner chicks dont cook though

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-24-2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.

Good luck, most women these days have that "I'm an individual not your bitch!" attitude, they all need a good hard smack to the face to set them back in their spot.

AtlantisCash · 06-24-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.

Do You Europeans still care about people's handicapped, i was thinkin you past this ignorancy age

sniperwolf · 06-24-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I think even handicapped people without legs and arms get laid in Amsterdam, so its really no big deal. But iam not looking for a fuck buddy at the moment. I want something that iron´s my laundry, cooks my meal and goes to the grocery for me. Something like that. This is why i want one with a bike so i dont have to drive her in the car each time she needs to buy food and shit.

I think you're looking for a helper or maid, not a gf?

Klen · 06-24-2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

The problem is something different. Iam a supreme good looking piece of man meat, with great class and a very outgoing personality. I take lots of drugs and i still get my shit managed. But to find a female part with the same attitudes is harder then it seems.
I shoudnt have sent the girl from Croatia back home..

I can found you matching girl if you want.

Adamh · 06-24-2008, 12:00 PM

I could get you a pic of a hot girl on a bike smoking pot :D

Eva PSC · 06-24-2008, 12:13 PM

God, guys are so mean. With such attitude, you will never meet anyone nice and worthwhile.

Marky333 · 06-24-2008, 12:22 PM

that hard is to find a girl in Amsterdam? .... damn!

Kudles · 06-24-2008, 12:53 PM

That sucks!!

Angel Martin · 07-24-2008, 06:22 AM

good luck muck!

Cyndalie · 07-24-2008, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I am a supreme good looking piece of man meat, with great class and a very outgoing personality.

humble too

DomP_nl · 07-24-2008, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

smokes while riding her bicycle.

Just pray to god you never get involved in any accident smart ass.

Violetta · 07-24-2008, 06:38 AM

hair under the arms is sexy!!!!!!

emac · 07-24-2008, 08:14 AM

man that's fucked up. look around hope you find your girl.

stephane76 · 07-24-2008, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

The problem is something different. Iam a supreme good looking piece of man meat, with great class and a very outgoing personality.

Use that as your opening line, i am sure you'll find someone...

raven1083 · 07-24-2008, 08:31 AM

try to hit me up, maybe i could help!

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