Rent-A-Dildo... Is this for real!?! - GoFuckYourself.com

WonderWoman · 06-30-2008, 10:43 AM

http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/index.htm

I almost spit out my smoothie when I saw this.

Scott McD · 06-30-2008, 10:45 AM

What next ?!?

Rent-A-RealDoll ?

BAKO · 06-30-2008, 10:45 AM

That's hot

WonderWoman · 06-30-2008, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Bako

That's hot

No.. your avatar is hot!

Check out the pose... look at you.... BAKOOOOOO!!

The Duck · 06-30-2008, 10:47 AM

haha, what a joke :D

polosas · 06-30-2008, 10:47 AM

try out and you will see is this for real :D

DateDoc · 06-30-2008, 10:50 AM

Notice to Customers:

Discontinuation of Anal Sex Toys

9/27/2005

seeric · 06-30-2008, 11:05 AM

are you making fun of my new business?

WonderWoman · 06-30-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

are you making fun of my new business?

Pretty much!

Kudles · 06-30-2008, 11:18 AM

Geez I hope not thats gross

Ryan St. Germain · 06-30-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

Notice to Customers:

Discontinuation of Anal Sex Toys

9/27/2005

"As a further precaution, all sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning. Any repeat violations will result in the cancellation of the customer's account and being billed for the cost of the soiled toy."

tranza · 06-30-2008, 11:24 AM

Lol, funny stuff....

CarlosTheGaucho · 06-30-2008, 12:13 PM

Looks like a joke to me, even the home photo is too surreal:

The site ain't functional either.

Michaelious · 06-30-2008, 12:18 PM

Would be funny if it was real

O MARINA · 06-30-2008, 12:19 PM

w t f Lube-na

OY · 06-30-2008, 12:28 PM

Question is, why were you searching for it? ;-)

fallenmuffin · 06-30-2008, 12:29 PM

Netflix spoof.. not really funny.

Deej · 06-30-2008, 12:48 PM

i remember about a year and a half ago when they banned anal use and started testing for fecal matter...

there was an issue and they were forced to disallow anal toy rentals...

Craziness... i wonder how many come back all chewed up and covered in gnaw marks :P

crazy bitches n weirdos...

MRock · 06-30-2008, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

What next ?!?

Rent-A-RealDoll ?

They already do rent out realdolls in Japan.

bloggingseo · 06-30-2008, 12:52 PM

Haha hilarious! Not for real you should know that right away though

PamiebDVD · 06-30-2008, 12:56 PM

I just threw up a little.

MichaelP · 06-30-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

What next ?!?

Rent-A-RealDoll ?

I already have this in mind since few years..

A Real Doll brothel.. 100% Legal...

Condom mandatory. Dolls are Pressure washed after each use...

Latex Pimpin

CarlosTheGaucho · 06-30-2008, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP

I already have this in mind since few years..

A Real Doll brothel.. 100% Legal...

Condom mandatory. Dolls are Pressure washed after each use...

Latex Pimpin

I would rather do a glory hole brothel,

You can save on expenses and trouble with girls by hiring experienced women with suggestive voices - kind of the phone sex appeal.

Plus if there was a gay dude willing to have some fun you can play a tape with some decent manly voice from behind the courtain and use the same workers.

WonderWoman · 06-30-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein

Question is, why were you searching for it? ;-)

Because apparently after years of working in this industry I apparently have FAILED at being able to secure my own toys.

Oystein.. you should know me better.

cattivo-3xeg · 06-30-2008, 01:45 PM

STFU this cant be happening

da man · 06-30-2008, 03:32 PM

... good luck with this business plan

_Richard_ · 06-30-2008, 03:59 PM

'tested for fecal matter' lol

_Richard_ · 06-30-2008, 04:00 PM

best. flowchart. ever.

Matt 26z · 06-30-2008, 04:02 PM

I don't think anyone would rent one at a time.

BusterBunny · 06-30-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP

I already have this in mind since few years..

A Real Doll brothel.. 100% Legal...

Condom mandatory. Dolls are Pressure washed after each use...

Latex Pimpin

SiMpLe · 06-30-2008, 04:13 PM

ewe!

5678

shekinah · 06-30-2008, 05:12 PM

lol.. that cracked me up!

Spunky · 06-30-2008, 05:15 PM

Certain things shouldn't be recycled

06-30-2008, 10:43 AM	#1
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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,986	'tested for fecal matter' lol

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,986	best. flowchart. ever.

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