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Dirty F · 07-05-2008, 04:10 PM

75% of you have a cheating gf. She either cheated on you before or is doing it right now while youre working hard to have money for your next evening out. Either with a random black guy in the bar while she tells you shes not into black men or with your best friend.

Fact.

Dirty F · 07-05-2008, 04:11 PM

And each and everyone of you will think "not my girl".
Yes, its your girl im talking about.

Loser.

Oracle Porn · 07-05-2008, 04:14 PM

my gf says she didnt cheat on me....lol

on a serious note she also said that you are a loser, and she realized it from reading two of your posts....

Dirty F · 07-05-2008, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

my gf says she didnt cheat on me....and she also said that you are a loser, and she realized it from reading two of your posts....

I bet you didnt show her the post where you say you would could a thief a stand up guy in exchange for some money?

I wonder what else you would do just for money.

Barefootsies · 07-05-2008, 04:17 PM

That's ok. It's a two way street. I do not worry about it.

Actually, it's one of the reasons I will never get married. They, and me, always have the option to stay or leave.

Robbie · 07-05-2008, 04:18 PM

You are 110% correct DirtyF I think we've all fucked married or "attached" women. In my humble opinion nobody is monogamous. And if they are, they are not happy about it. It just isn't natural.
That's why I've always been a swinger. No jealousy, no worries, no lies, no bullshit. Just lots of fun.

Cradle · 07-05-2008, 04:24 PM

mine doesnt really leave the house, so she might be e-cheating lol

Dirty F · 07-05-2008, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cradle

mine doesnt really leave the house, so she might be e-cheating lol

Chaining them is a good option indeed

fallenmuffin · 07-05-2008, 04:35 PM

My girlfriend doesn't leave the house nor do I.. she surely doesn't go to bars. I don't have any friends.

Plus she's pretty freaking ugly. So, I guess I'm safe.

Cradle · 07-05-2008, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Chaining them is a good option indeed

lol, with 3 kids and her not driving its hard to

Dulce · 07-05-2008, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

75% of you have a cheating gf. She either cheated on you before or is doing it right now while youre working hard to have money for your next evening out. Either with a random black guy in the bar while she tells you shes not into black men or with your best friend.
Fact.

What's that David Allen Coe song springing to mind?

starpimps · 07-05-2008, 07:03 PM

yet they get mad when i get caught...pfft

StuBradley · 07-05-2008, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

My girlfriend doesn't leave the house nor do I.. she surely doesn't go to bars. I don't have any friends.

Plus she's pretty freaking ugly. So, I guess I'm safe.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-05-2008, 07:06 PM

So, I hope she is having a good time.

There is no such thing as love lost in porn, its just no longer your turn.

baddog · 07-05-2008, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

My girlfriend doesn't leave the house nor do I.. she surely doesn't go to bars. I don't have any friends.

Plus she's pretty freaking ugly. So, I guess I'm safe.

baddog · 07-05-2008, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dulce

What's that David Allen Coe song springing to mind?

Which Coe song is that?

Juicy D. Links · 07-05-2008, 09:17 PM

i am a male slut

mikeyddddd · 07-05-2008, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dulce

What's that David Allen Coe song springing to mind?

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Which Coe song is that?

My Wife Ran Off With A N!gger lyrics by David Allan Coe

She said some day I'd understand
what love was all about
she said I could have the keys
she was movin' out
she said she finally found a man
whos dick was so much bigger
the that scum bag mother fucker
ran off with a n!gger

And to think I licked the pussy
were that big black dick had been
and kissed the lips that sucked him off
time and time again
its enough to make a man throw up
it sure is hard to figure
how any desent girl could ever fuck a greasy n!gger

he treated her just like a Queen
she gave him all my money
it looks like the jokes on me
But I don't think its funny
that pussy ain't worth paying for
as far as I can figure
cause there is nothing quite as worthless
as a white girl with a n!gger

And to think I licked the pussy
where that big black dick had been
and kissed the lips who sucked him off
time and time again
its enough to make a man throw up
it sure is hard to figure how any desent girl
could ever fuck a god damn n!gger

So for all you n!gger lovin' whores
this song is just for you

Iron Fist · 07-05-2008, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

75% of you have a cheating gf. She either cheated on you before or is doing it right now while youre working hard to have money for your next evening out. Either with a random black guy in the bar while she tells you shes not into black men or with your best friend.

Fact.

I guess this applies to every one under 30?

nico-t · 07-05-2008, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

So, I hope she is having a good time.

There is no such thing as love lost in porn, its just no longer your turn.

maybe you should shut up for the sake off humanity

btw alll chiccckss are whorres eexcept MOM

btw 2 this sstaatement geets worse eveerytime a mom of frienndsget casncer but its like a fuccking ........... wwwwhhhhhaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt??????????

nico-t · 07-05-2008, 09:41 PM

im going to sleepp.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 07-05-2008, 09:42 PM

I don't have a gf so I will not make any smart ass remarks for now !

Marky333 · 07-05-2008, 10:43 PM

How about 2 gfs? Same thing a? lol
In my oppinion is just a matter of "when"

jscott · 07-05-2008, 10:50 PM

I have a gf, and yes I know she cheats on me, everyone cheats, I cheat on her, I'm assuming (what goes around comes around) assuming she's cheating on me aswell

I hope she is

Jai · 07-06-2008, 08:33 AM

thats 75%, i definately go the other 25%, took long to find but they exist

Kard63 · 07-06-2008, 08:40 AM

It is a bit depressing to think if you get get a young hottie that knows how to fuck she will probably cheat on you. I guess you have to date church girls who cant fuck or ugly girls.

Robbie · 07-06-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63

It is a bit depressing to think if you get get a young hottie that knows how to fuck she will probably cheat on you. I guess you have to date church girls who cant fuck or ugly girls.

Damn man...don't do that! Go for the ones that turn you on. Everything else is just all in your head.
What I do is I look inside myself to find my inner depraved scumbag real me. And that version of me doesn't even want a girl who doesn't cheat! For me, a girl that doesn't like to fuck constantly would be boring. I have to have a whore that loves to fuck so much that I can barely keep up. And she has to like to fuck my friends and she has to bring home pussy too.

I get bored real easy I guess. lol

Antonio · 07-06-2008, 08:53 AM

that's nothing, 10% of the men raise at least one kid that is not theirs but they think is their own

nico-t · 07-06-2008, 08:59 AM

Ok i dont remember writing those posts, really need to stay off the pc when im so fucking drunk

BloggerBaby · 07-06-2008, 09:06 AM

Other dudes bitches are the easiest fucks on the planet. Guys you think you are rocking their worlds, but you ain't. Oh they are still addicted to dick, just not yours, you are kidding yourselves if you think otherwise.

Now get back to your xbox or ps or wii while I make a deposit in your bitches quim. Next time you eat her, she isn't soaking for you, she just came from my place.

BlackCrayon · 07-06-2008, 09:09 AM

You guys let porn get into your brains too much.

Robbie · 07-06-2008, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

You guys let porn get into your brains too much.

What do you mean "too much"

Personally speaking I've always been a sexual degenerate. When I started doing porn in the early 90's it was like discovering what I was meant to do. Heh-heh.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-06-2008, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dulce

What's that David Allen Coe song springing to mind?

"Theres cumstains on the pillow where your head used to lay"?

Dirty F is always so angry..must be his penis

Dirty F · 07-06-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

"Theres cumstains on the pillow where your head used to lay"?

Dirty F is always so angry..must be his penis

How am i angry in this thread?

And my penis is perfect. Maybe a bit too big though.

Farang · 07-06-2008, 09:28 AM

Yep, all women are whores and not worth the effort. Fuck them bitches.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-06-2008, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

How am i angry in this thread?

And my penis is perfect. Maybe a bit too big though.

When are your posts not angry ...I think its been years since I have read anything but stupid loudmouth shit starting from your posts....but keep up the good energy.

moneybiz · 07-06-2008, 09:36 AM

the reason why she is taking the black cock because black guys are smooth. Why you are working hard for $$ they are working hard for pussy... but in the end who really wins.

Robbie · 07-06-2008, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAK

Yep, all women are whores and not worth the effort. Fuck them bitches.

Yes they are all whores...that's why they ARE worth the effort LOL! By the way I just signed up for Tranny Dollars. I'm gonna start your galleries tonight and I'll be blogging that shemale midget. That was something I had never seen before

bushwacker · 07-06-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloggerBaby

Other dudes bitches are the easiest fucks on the planet. Guys you think you are rocking their worlds, but you ain't. Oh they are still addicted to dick, just not yours, you are kidding yourselves if you think otherwise.

Now get back to your xbox or ps or wii while I make a deposit in your bitches quim. Next time you eat her, she isn't soaking for you, she just came from my place.

I will be banging your girl next week.

Farang · 07-06-2008, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Yes they are all whores...that's why they ARE worth the effort LOL! By the way I just signed up for Tranny Dollars. I'm gonna start your galleries tonight and I'll be blogging that shemale midget. That was something I had never seen before

Well, probably they are as long as you don't fall in love or make her pregnant.

Welcome to Tranny Dollars, hit me up if you need anything. Let's make $.

Veronica · 07-06-2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63

It is a bit depressing to think if you get get a young hottie that knows how to fuck she will probably cheat on you. I guess you have to date church girls who cant fuck or ugly girls.

Hmm, kinda like the song from Jimmy Soul...

" If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you"

I do think it depends a lot on what sort of girl you look for... if you get a really hot chick that's a bit of a nympho, your chances of having her be monogamous go way down when compared to a girl who makes family and morals high on her list. I guess it depends on what is important to you.

From my side of the fence, I get really annoyed when girls meet a guy in a bar and then complain that he's always drinking, or start a relationship with a guy who had a girlfriend when they started fucking, then complain that he cheats on her. I tend to say things like, "Well, he was kind of like that when you met him; did you really think you could change him?"

What I am really thinking when girls tell me things like that is, "Are you fucking retarded?"

tahiti · 07-06-2008, 11:55 AM

3some isn't cheatin' right?

Dirty F · 07-06-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

When are your posts not angry ...I think its been years since I have read anything but stupid loudmouth shit starting from your posts....but keep up the good energy.

Why do you keep reading it? I dont understand that.

PervertInPueblaMexico · 07-06-2008, 04:34 PM

Why do I get the feeling you don´t have a girlfriend? (Just to clarify, if you have to pay them money for sex, that is NOT a girlfriend....) Just my two cents.. Maybe you should get out more...

MetaMan · 07-06-2008, 05:23 PM

thats why you dont spend a dime on bitches, you fuck them like you are the world and thats IT, spend that cash on yourself, girls will come along anyway.

i cant stand fake ass ones out for the $ anyway their head game is always better then their bed game and it aint worth it.

i like my bitches who arent afraid to say they like it deep because i am that mutha fucker who will give it to them deep.

my only problem is women are no longer a challenge, i dont do shit anymore, send them a smile and be myself then ask for a fuck and i have never been turned down. where is the fucking challenge anymore?

have i mastered the game? am i that big of a pimp? i do not know, i even go for them smart ass bitches who are closet freaks and in the end they are all up on me anyway.

MetaMan · 07-06-2008, 05:28 PM

o but dont get me wrong i love my women, i love my women who hustle it themselves, they deserve a good dick and shouldnt be questioned about it.

the main prob is all you GFY simps who are all whiny over chicks, keep on fucking moving.

half you fucks have been cheated on then are "afraid" to get close to another woman, that is simple ass attitude that will make you fail in the long run.

i am a boxer i STICK AND MOVE.

96ukssob · 07-06-2008, 09:23 PM

75%? seems a bit low to me

friends that ive had with cheating girlfriends are always the wimpy/sissy guys who are way to nice to their gf, so when some "bad boy" comes along they take the chance. ive seen it happen time after time again. keep your girl on her toes, and she will stick by your side forever... my

Porko · 07-06-2008, 09:48 PM

who cares. i don't want to know..

Drake · 07-06-2008, 10:04 PM

Of those 75%, how many become mommies?

xNetworx · 07-06-2008, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

My girlfriend doesn't leave the house nor do I.. she surely doesn't go to bars. I don't have any friends.

Plus she's pretty freaking ugly. So, I guess I'm safe.

07-05-2008, 04:10 PM	#1
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	All guys with a gf inside now 75% of you have a cheating gf. She either cheated on you before or is doing it right now while youre working hard to have money for your next evening out. Either with a random black guy in the bar while she tells you shes not into black men or with your best friend. Fact. Last edited by Dirty F; 07-05-2008 at 04:11 PM..

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Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	That's ok. It's a two way street. I do not worry about it. Actually, it's one of the reasons I will never get married. They, and me, always have the option to stay or leave. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,959	You are 110% correct DirtyF I think we've all fucked married or "attached" women. In my humble opinion nobody is monogamous. And if they are, they are not happy about it. It just isn't natural. That's why I've always been a swinger. No jealousy, no worries, no lies, no bullshit. Just lots of fun. __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

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Cradle meh Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: the beach Posts: 1,438	mine doesnt really leave the house, so she might be e-cheating lol __________________

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	And each and everyone of you will think "not my girl". Yes, its your girl im talking about. Loser.

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fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	My girlfriend doesn't leave the house nor do I.. she surely doesn't go to bars. I don't have any friends. Plus she's pretty freaking ugly. So, I guess I'm safe.

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Marky333 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 974	How about 2 gfs? Same thing a? lol In my oppinion is just a matter of "when"

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jscott So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,198	I have a gf, and yes I know she cheats on me, everyone cheats, I cheat on her, I'm assuming (what goes around comes around) assuming she's cheating on me aswell I hope she is

07-06-2008, 08:33 AM	#25
Jai Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: http://www.fitnesspornbabes.com Posts: 6,915	thats 75%, i definately go the other 25%, took long to find but they exist

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	that's nothing, 10% of the men raise at least one kid that is not theirs but they think is their own

07-06-2008, 08:59 AM	#29
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	Ok i dont remember writing those posts, really need to stay off the pc when im so fucking drunk

07-06-2008, 09:06 AM	#30
BloggerBaby Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 14	Other dudes bitches are the easiest fucks on the planet. Guys you think you are rocking their worlds, but you ain't. Oh they are still addicted to dick, just not yours, you are kidding yourselves if you think otherwise. Now get back to your xbox or ps or wii while I make a deposit in your bitches quim. Next time you eat her, she isn't soaking for you, she just came from my place.

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07-06-2008, 09:36 AM	#37
moneybiz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,391	the reason why she is taking the black cock because black guys are smooth. Why you are working hard for $$ they are working hard for pussy... but in the end who really wins.

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PervertInPueblaMexico Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 202	Why do I get the feeling you don´t have a girlfriend? (Just to clarify, if you have to pay them money for sex, that is NOT a girlfriend....) Just my two cents.. Maybe you should get out more...

07-06-2008, 05:23 PM	#45
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	thats why you dont spend a dime on bitches, you fuck them like you are the world and thats IT, spend that cash on yourself, girls will come along anyway. i cant stand fake ass ones out for the $ anyway their head game is always better then their bed game and it aint worth it. i like my bitches who arent afraid to say they like it deep because i am that mutha fucker who will give it to them deep. my only problem is women are no longer a challenge, i dont do shit anymore, send them a smile and be myself then ask for a fuck and i have never been turned down. where is the fucking challenge anymore? have i mastered the game? am i that big of a pimp? i do not know, i even go for them smart ass bitches who are closet freaks and in the end they are all up on me anyway.

07-06-2008, 05:28 PM	#46
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	o but dont get me wrong i love my women, i love my women who hustle it themselves, they deserve a good dick and shouldnt be questioned about it. the main prob is all you GFY simps who are all whiny over chicks, keep on fucking moving. half you fucks have been cheated on then are "afraid" to get close to another woman, that is simple ass attitude that will make you fail in the long run. i am a boxer i STICK AND MOVE.

07-06-2008, 09:23 PM	#47
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	75%? seems a bit low to me friends that ive had with cheating girlfriends are always the wimpy/sissy guys who are way to nice to their gf, so when some "bad boy" comes along they take the chance. ive seen it happen time after time again. keep your girl on her toes, and she will stick by your side forever... my __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Of those 75%, how many become mommies?