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►SouthOfHeaven
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer
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![]() Recently the power went out due to a windstorm while i was having a small party at my house. So i decided to cook dinner on the patio bbq. Eveveryone was having a rowdy game of football and the bbq tipped over and caught fire to the deck. I run to the hose and realise there is no pressure because there is no power. Fortunately i had just gotten a brand new kickass power generator from SPACASH. kicked it on , attached the pump and the fire was out. If i had not had the generator my house would be a pile of rubble right now as i am in a rural area and there isn't a hope in hell the fire trucks would have made it in time.
Spacash has a rewards store you accumulate points from sales you make, i have gotten lots of cool things over the years but nothing that saved my life yet ![]() Anyways thanks spacash. Signup today they could save your life 2. http://www.spacash.com
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All Your Design Needs
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Thats good news
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►SouthOfHeaven
Join Date: Jun 2004
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hah im so flustered i gapped on the total irony of smokey's house burning down
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they saved your life and you drain them even more by wanting referral income from them... tsss tsss tsss
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That would of been the thread of the year... Smokeys the Bears house burns down! Dammit thats funny - tragic, but funny.
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Wow good story. heh.
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I make pixels work
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youve got to be shitting me?
this is a real story? Spacash gives out generators? I feel like im on some candid camera joke show... Youre kidding, right? you smoked too much and came up with this elaborate story to plug spacash... rright? im not crazy?
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Now choke yourself!
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This does seem a bit far fetched..
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I can't believe STB doesn't have a shovel and a bucket of sand at the ready at all times.
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THis also throws up the shinanigans flag...
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Didnt know they have a reward store,must be something new.I just checked and i see they have shitload of items to offer,i dont htink anyone else have so big offer
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Formerly known as DH! :)
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wow crazy story!!
And I thought my wegcash keychain beer bottle opener was great! LOL
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I aint no see no generator it their store
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Viva la vulva!
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Enjoy it while it lasts... Spacash's owner was on a Uruguayan Sunday paper a week ago stating how, during the worst economic crisis Uruguay had, he was making 40k a month, a figure that seems remarkably exaggerated, even for him (this was years ago, when he was 15). He also claims that he's invited to the Mansion whenever he wants to go and he chills out with several bitches in his own mansion and smokes joints with them. All of this in a nationwide mainstream newspaper. On a Sunday. In two full pages.
I'm not even going to start talking about the tackiness of the whole article and accompanying pictures, nor the noticeable skepticism that the journalist had, but considering that Uruguay is starting to turn towards Internet business, this could start bringing in hordes of new webmasters to the SPACash program, thus saturating their content and lowering your conversion ratios. New webmasters represent a problem for old webmasters for obvious reasons. Whenever I hear or see companies advertising in mainstream media that give away the secret of what we do, I cannot stop wondering about the future of webmasters. I got a called six times on Sunday and Monday by friends who sort of know what I do asking if it was that profitable and how to start... To be honest, he had a genuine shot at establishing himself instantly as a reputable businessman in the uruguayan business elite but he blew it by choosing to go all n1gga pimp on the journalist. |
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look under
tools&hardware>categories>generators theres quite a few of them actually
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I wish it were an elaborate joke, my deck has about 10k in damages
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cecash has one too , i have recieved tons of stuff from both spacash and cecash store.
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i do now lol. but even that wouldn't have helped, it was so damn fast. It would have to have been one giant bucket of sand
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Scary shit.you were damn lucky to have a generator there.good to hear it wasn't a tragedy which usually happens with fire
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Remember, only YOU can prevent bbq grill patio fires!
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well holy fuckin shit SMOKEY!!!!
praise spacash! keep your company in line next time... they best at very least help re build the porch/patio/deck
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Overall, I think I'm generally disgusted by the way he used the space the paper gave him and this is an excuse to vent it. Either way, the journalist noticed it and covered his ass very well by stating repeatedly, in subtle ways, that most of the numbers he was writing down were provided by Caetano, almost as if he was warning you that they could be completely made up. It was the second most-read newspaper in Uruguay, targeted mostly at business people, not some shitty college e-zine in an unknown town. The article was published last weekend. I'm not saying that there will be a wave of invading webmasters. I'm just saying that we webmasters should worry about how secret our activity is kept to prevent even more competition. This ain't 1997 anymore. |
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only you can stop barbecue fires
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Photos, or it didn't happen.
And how's that brain tumor going? The inoperable one you've had for two years that kills everyone else within 6 months. lol |
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wow, that's pretty crazy, good for spacash, and good your house didn't burn down
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How is the court case going that you were charged with raping baby sheep ? you know the one you pled guilty for ? rofl you really need to give it up , my nuts droop low enough without you hanging on them like some monkey with down syndrome. Whatever glue you huff , you should probably switch brands, its not going well for you.
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their rewards store is huge, i think im gonna get some books.
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![]() is there some reason you think im dying in 6 months or are you just infatuated with me and my health ? You might wanna go reread the thread so you can get your facts correct if you are truly concerned. ![]() tip: pay close attention to where it says nothing about me dying in 6 months. ![]()
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It's coming look busy
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I am just surprised that Smokey both did not have a fire extinguisher near the grill, know it is also the law in many places, and also did not have one in easy reach say in the kitchen.
Though it is good to have one in the bedroom as well, electrical fires are the shits. Seriously why would you run for a generator though instead of an extinguisher? Guessing you are on a well since you said no water due to no power but still, you kept a gassed up generator and shit ready instead?
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Nice story!!
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i am glad you haven't choosen a pda from the reward store
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