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MetaMan · 07-17-2008, 06:28 PM

Honestly i dont want to brag but i am BY FAR the best, i am the new design legend around here.

i make more $$$ in a fucking month without even trying then you are your ugly wife do combined.

no no my portfolio is not online and no you cannot be my client, YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER, i deal with fucking ballers not GFY simps and wannabes.

all you designers BOW DOWN to the new king.

stickyfingerz · 07-17-2008, 06:35 PM

I actually have the worlds largest cock. No I wont post a picture of it and no you can't fuck it. This cock is only for super models that pay me 1 million a night to fuck them. All the rest of you are fucking LAME!

GeXus · 07-17-2008, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I actually have the worlds largest cock. No I wont post a picture of it and no you can't fuck it. This cock is only for super models that pay me 1 million a night to fuck them. All the rest of you are fucking LAME!

C'mon post it! I mean... You already posted the worlds largest forehead.

Pokey the Turtle · 07-17-2008, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I actually have the worlds largest cock. No I wont post a picture of it and no you can't fuck it. This cock is only for super models that pay me 1 million a night to fuck them. All the rest of you are fucking LAME!

and I have the worlds tightest ass. No you can't ...etc

fris · 07-17-2008, 06:39 PM

you do killer web 2.0 stuff thats for sure

MetaMan · 07-17-2008, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

you do killer web 2.0 stuff thats for sure

thx fris appreciated

fuck these gfy haters, ill borrow u a cock sock and we will let it hang low and we will really show these simps how we keep the hot bitches warm in the winter. PURE SEX GAME

Voodoo · 07-17-2008, 06:53 PM

stickyfingerz · 07-17-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GeXus

C'mon post it! I mean... You already posted the worlds largest forehead.

wow ok my forehead is far from large. lol Are your eyebrows in your hairline or something? lol

GeXus · 07-17-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

wow ok my forehead is far from large. lol Are your eyebrows in your hairline or something? lol

Don't hate... regulate.

stickyfingerz · 07-17-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GeXus

Don't hate... regulate.

I tried to understand that but Dixie came in and gave me a hardon and all the blood rushed from the brain behind my huge forehead...

Regulators!!!

BradM · 07-17-2008, 07:25 PM

If I am a baller, you are black.

PS I am coming to Alberta to hang out with you.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-17-2008, 07:29 PM

i can smell pussy juices on my face yet...

madfuck · 07-17-2008, 07:30 PM

Plz Thats Wat Eeryone Says Bout Thm Selfs...lol Wat A Joke

GeXus · 07-17-2008, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin

i can smell pussy juices on my face yet...

Dude.. niggas got a IRC channel! WATCH OUT! COMMIN THREW!

GeXus · 07-17-2008, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by madfuck

Plz Thats Wat Eeryone Says Bout Thm Selfs...lol Wat A Joke

Please reserve Title caps for thread Titles. I appreciate your understanding.

MetaMan · 07-17-2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

If I am a baller, you are black.

PS I am coming to Alberta to hang out with you.

lets do it BRA

when and where i am back in on the 23rd ALL LOVE!!!

GeXus · 07-17-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

lets do it BRA

when and where i am back in on the 23rd ALL LOVE!!!

I don't even wanna know what "ALL LOVE" is referring to ... Bow chicka bow wow...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-17-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GeXus

Dude.. niggas got a IRC channel! WATCH OUT! COMMIN THREW!

what do you have? other then spelling errors in your sig.

Bliz · 07-17-2008, 08:19 PM

Amp??? Is that you?!

minddust · 07-17-2008, 08:23 PM

deja vu ass wreck!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-17-2008, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Honestly i dont want to brag but i am BY FAR the best, i am the new design legend around here.

i make more $$$ in a fucking month without even trying then you are your ugly wife do combined.

no no my portfolio is not online and no you cannot be my client, YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER, i deal with fucking ballers not GFY simps and wannabes.

all you designers BOW DOWN to the new king.

Welcome to the club

MediaGuy · 07-17-2008, 09:32 PM

Prove your ass then:

http://www.2muchcash.com/index.php

sign up for our B2B affiliate program, plus, I PROMISE, if you sign up for the partner program, we'll send you the next five design jobs requested...

right to the bone!

:D

mrkris · 07-17-2008, 09:40 PM

Anyone who does tableless designs is better than a majority of the designers on gfy, but yes, you are the best from what I have come across.

AmeliaG · 07-17-2008, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I actually have the worlds largest cock. No I wont post a picture of it and no you can't fuck it. This cock is only for super models that pay me 1 million a night to fuck them. All the rest of you are fucking LAME!

GAMEFINEST · 07-17-2008, 09:50 PM

yoouuu aiint shit..

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-17-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mrkris

Anyone who does tableless designs is better than a majority of the designers on gfy, but yes, you are the best from what I have come across.

Anyone that relies entirelly on Tableless design is a fool.

Tabless has no advantage to standard Table Based layouts, infact Tabless layouts still have many cross browser incompatibilities. Meaning A tableless design is more likely to look like shit in in IE than FireFox and will look different in a Nokia and even more different in an Ipod. Fact is... It is still unreliable for control of layout.

There are still many issues to be solved with Tableless based design.
Only reason anyoen would want tabless design is for Mobile devices and such and even in those cases Tableless over Table design is not even worth comparing.

Its just a different way but not a solid way that insures cross browser and mobile compatibility. Table based design still is better, however a good designer uses both and knows when to use Tableless and not use Tables.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-17-2008, 10:13 PM

All browsers have CSS bugs, and IE leads the pack in this area, but that is not the end of the story. Microsoft has seen fit to engineer their browser to deliberately violate the standards in several critical ways. It might just be a mis-guided attempt to "make it simple" for newbie coders, or it might be a cynical ploy to crush the competition, but in any case it creates huge headaches for those of us who desire to employ CSS positioning on our pages.

http://www.positioniseverything.net/ie-primer.html

Dagwolf · 07-17-2008, 10:23 PM

I am the best designer on GFY. Look at this:

See that? That's called symmetry!

Jack Sparrow · 07-18-2008, 02:09 AM

You mean like your some kind of D&G teez designer right?
Not websites, or?

Do you design scarfs and shit?

Blazed · 07-18-2008, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

wow ok my forehead is far from large. lol Are your eyebrows in your hairline or something? lol

It really is.

raven1083 · 07-18-2008, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I actually have the worlds largest cock. No I wont post a picture of it and no you can't fuck it. This cock is only for super models that pay me 1 million a night to fuck them. All the rest of you are fucking LAME!

... so you are in, in our club...lol

Violetta · 07-18-2008, 03:20 AM

I love cock!

StuartD · 07-18-2008, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

Tabless has no advantage to standard Table Based layouts

Retarded.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Table based design still is better, however a good designer uses both and knows when to use Tableless and not use Tables.

Even more retarded.

fris · 07-18-2008, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Retarded.

Even more retarded.

best quotes ever.

MetaMan · 07-18-2008, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

All browsers have CSS bugs, and IE leads the pack in this area, but that is not the end of the story. Microsoft has seen fit to engineer their browser to deliberately violate the standards in several critical ways. It might just be a mis-guided attempt to "make it simple" for newbie coders, or it might be a cynical ploy to crush the competition, but in any case it creates huge headaches for those of us who desire to employ CSS positioning on our pages.

http://www.positioniseverything.net/ie-primer.html

alien there is a way to have it so there is no errors on any browsers, when the page is done perfect you will find maybe 1 error max, and i am not even talking about it validating.

CSS always has its advantage. it was indeed a huge headache for me to learn but once mastered now i am glad i went through hell to learn it

tranza · 07-18-2008, 08:06 AM

Good for you!

Deej · 07-18-2008, 08:10 AM

Alien that is the most retarded shit you could say... you truly dont understand mixing Search engines and Designs...

To many many clients it is key to be placed as well... Css > tables everytime...

Deej · 07-18-2008, 08:12 AM

as for metaman...

Im serious man... Im intrigued by your talk and other people's compliments...

NO hatin, no stealin... just truly intrigued...

Hit me up to talk shop god dammit...

O MARINA · 07-18-2008, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Honestly i dont want to brag but i am BY FAR the best, i am the new design legend around here.

i make more $$$ in a fucking month without even trying then you are your ugly wife do combined.

MetaMan · 07-18-2008, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

as for metaman...

Im serious man... Im intrigued by your talk and other people's compliments...

NO hatin, no stealin... just truly intrigued...

Hit me up to talk shop god dammit...

give me some time dude, i am back on wed

i just dont want to strike up a convo and then be rude and not have time to follow through on things.

MetaMan · 07-18-2008, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Kevsh · 07-18-2008, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Anyone that relies entirelly on Tableless design is a fool.

Tabless has no advantage to standard Table Based layouts, infact Tabless layouts still have many cross browser incompatibilities. Meaning A tableless design is more likely to look like shit in in IE than FireFox and will look different in a Nokia and even more different in an Ipod. Fact is... It is still unreliable for control of layout.

There are still many issues to be solved with Tableless based design.
Only reason anyoen would want tabless design is for Mobile devices and such and even in those cases Tableless over Table design is not even worth comparing.

Its just a different way but not a solid way that insures cross browser and mobile compatibility. Table based design still is better, however a good designer uses both and knows when to use Tableless and not use Tables.

Congrats, you just set a record for the most uses of the non-word "tableless" in a GFY post. How do I know, well there are red Firefox typo underlines all over your post ... and now mine too.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-18-2008, 11:11 AM

holy fucking shit, did AlienQ really just say that about tables/css? I'm not even a designer and I'm not that dumb...

ScriptWorkz · 07-18-2008, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Anyone that relies entirelly on Tableless design is a fool.

Tabless has no advantage to standard Table Based layouts, infact Tabless layouts still have many cross browser incompatibilities. Meaning A tableless design is more likely to look like shit in in IE than FireFox and will look different in a Nokia and even more different in an Ipod. Fact is... It is still unreliable for control of layout.

There are still many issues to be solved with Tableless based design.
Only reason anyoen would want tabless design is for Mobile devices and such and even in those cases Tableless over Table design is not even worth comparing.

Its just a different way but not a solid way that insures cross browser and mobile compatibility. Table based design still is better, however a good designer uses both and knows when to use Tableless and not use Tables.

Yeah, because more markup and bloat is exactly what search engines love to eat up, lets not forget the fact there are absolutely no benefits to semantic markup, or reducing overall file size because you don't have lines upon lines of tr's and td's and other garbage.

I hate to tell you, but just because you can't code a layout without tables and get it working across platforms doesn't mean tables are better. Every single bit of xhtml & css i write works across FF & Safari on mac, IE, FF, Opera, and Safari on Windows, and generally looks the same in konqueror and all the other not so primary browsers. With one additional stylesheet to strip out all the additional stuff, it'll most likely work fine on mobile devices too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

All browsers have CSS bugs, and IE leads the pack in this area, but that is not the end of the story. Microsoft has seen fit to engineer their browser to deliberately violate the standards in several critical ways. It might just be a mis-guided attempt to "make it simple" for newbie coders, or it might be a cynical ploy to crush the competition, but in any case it creates huge headaches for those of us who desire to employ CSS positioning on our pages.

http://www.positioniseverything.net/ie-primer.html

CSS Positioning is easy if your not a complete tool. Boo-hoo browsers don't render css the same way, no shit, they probably never will. It's simple enough to get around any of these types of problems and even using work-arounds better then a table based layout.

Using browser rendering inconsistencies to justify your lack of xhtml / css skills is a cop out, and a weak one at that.

I don't even know why i responded to such retarded fucking shit, i'm not even a designer but something this stupid from someone that claims to be deserved to be called out and responded too.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-18-2008, 11:34 AM

A-Fucking-Men ScriptWorkz!

CaptainHowdy · 07-18-2008, 12:58 PM

Couldn't let this gem drop to the 2nd page, sorry...

diesel · 07-18-2008, 01:10 PM

I am looking for the best designer please contact me

ICQ: 15123215 [email protected]

kisskatlyn · 07-18-2008, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I actually have the worlds largest cock. No I wont post a picture of it and no you can't fuck it. This cock is only for super models that pay me 1 million a night to fuck them. All the rest of you are fucking LAME!

awww

What about if I give you a REALLY good review? ;)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-18-2008, 01:13 PM

Here I will quote myself again because as usual you people are fucking retarded.

"A good designer uses both and knows when to use Tableless and not use Tables."

I tend to use both myself. Just depends on the situation. Thanks as usual fuck heads for not reading what I say properly and taking it out of context. But that explains why I am bad ass designer and you are not.

OH and I will stand by Tableless Design NOT being better than standard markup for the reasons I already said. You want to go and code and concern yourself with every browser bug problem CSS poses? Go for it, but you are wasting your time when not utilizing elements of standard markup to avoid problems in Cross Browser compatibility or and IE.

As I said above IE is the biggest CSS breaker unfortunatly IE is also the most widely used browser. WHat ya gonna do?

Cry on GFY about my work which you fucking know ZERO about?
Go fuck yer useless moms.

TheDoc · 07-18-2008, 01:26 PM

Not that I don't use tables on some stuff, it can make life much easier.

I have several designs/sites that use no tables, that are complex, have 99% compliant html/css, and work in every browser, including phones, and I don't have different style sheets for ie and firefox.

All this trash talk about ie/ff, issues, cross browser, bs.. learn to script css/html the right way and all these issues go away. It's like php, you can do it half ass or the right way! Most people choose half ass.

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Here I will quote myself again because as usual you people are fucking retarded. "A good designer uses both and knows when to use Tableless and not use Tables." I tend to use both myself. Just depends on the situation. Thanks as usual fuck heads for not reading what I say properly and taking it out of context. But that explains why I am bad ass designer and you are not. OH and I will stand by Tableless Design NOT being better than standard markup for the reasons I already said. You want to go and code and concern yourself with every browser bug problem CSS poses? Go for it, but you are wasting your time when not utilizing elements of standard markup to avoid problems in Cross Browser compatibility or and IE. As I said above IE is the biggest CSS breaker unfortunatly IE is also the most widely used browser. WHat ya gonna do? Cry on GFY about my work which you fucking know ZERO about? Go fuck yer useless moms. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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