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Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 02:50 AM

Post your most impressive pede....

this is my entry:

(yes.... it's rigged)

mrthumbs · 10-23-2002, 02:52 AM

That Pede thing is getting a little lame Amp..

Rocky · 10-23-2002, 02:52 AM

FLOCK OF PEDES

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Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
That Pede thing is getting a little lame Amp..

oh yeah? Wait'll they fashion a new haircut out of it... then you'll be a believer won't you!

Brown Bear · 10-23-2002, 02:54 AM

Here ya go:

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 02:54 AM

DAMN!!!!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET FUCKIN' PEDE BRO!

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rocky
FLOCK OF PEDES

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the Flying Pedes definately owns though bro....

Brown Bear · 10-23-2002, 02:56 AM

Pedes for all!

mastamindz · 10-23-2002, 02:57 AM

I havent seen any of those here. But we do have silver fish. The little fuckers are fast and ugly as fuck. They look like a compact centipede.

Brown Bear · 10-23-2002, 02:58 AM

This pede eats puppies for breakfast!

Rocky · 10-23-2002, 02:58 AM

know the pede...
kneel before the pede...
love.... the pede....
tattoo...the pede

mrthumbs · 10-23-2002, 02:59 AM

Ok Amp.. here you go

Why was the centipede late?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie!

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with chilblains!

What has 50 legs but cant walk?
Half a centipede!

What do you call a guard with 100 legs?
A sentrypede!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
He took too long to put his boots on!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
A centipede with athlete's foot!

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg!

Brown Bear · 10-23-2002, 03:00 AM

Pedes for all the little boys and girls!

Rocky · 10-23-2002, 03:01 AM

pede humor ROCKS!

and brown bear has a pretty fine pede collection

Rocky · 10-23-2002, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear

that pic was taken on my pede ranch

didn't you recognize my hands?

Brown Bear · 10-23-2002, 03:03 AM

This guy fucked with the pede, now he's gonna regret it!

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 03:04 AM

Millipedes don't count..... they don't carry the pain-from-Hell poison that true centipedes do....

Jakke PNG · 10-23-2002, 03:13 AM

..as vicious as they get!

Smegma · 10-23-2002, 05:05 AM

Everytime I think about how great it would be to move to Hawaii, all I have to do is come back to this thread.

Fuck. I would rather be shot in the foot than bitten by a centipede.

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smegma
Everytime I think about how great it would be to move to Hawaii, all I have to do is come back to this thread.

Fuck. I would rather be shot in the foot than bitten by a centipede.

bro.... you shoulda seen the big ass fuckin' pede I caught here a few weeks ago..... you know they like it moist and dank, well this fucker was dried out in my fucking hallway and on the verge of death..... looked about 3 inches long..... when I picked him up, I tossed his ass in the toilet....

mistake.

I instantly rehydrated him.... he stretched out to his full 8 inch length. And then I flushed his mutherfucking ass....

fuckin' pedes man...... I swear to Allah, I won't walk down my damn hallway without lights on now.... I'll be fuckin' damned if I'm gonna step on one of those bastards.... I have no emergency room wish here...

Cheshire · 10-23-2002, 08:46 AM

*shiver*

10-23-2002, 09:57 AM

WHEE !!!

jollyperv · 10-23-2002, 10:03 AM

Ok, I am officially more scared of centipedes than spiders now

Sunshine McGillicutty · 10-23-2002, 10:25 AM

Awww, how sweet.

Dawgy · 10-23-2002, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty

Awww, how sweet.

whats that kid doin with my dildo

mrthumbs · 10-23-2002, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty

Awww, how sweet.

Disturbing..

Are you one of those persons that trade screenshots
like this on public newsgroups?

sherbert · 10-23-2002, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy

whats that kid doin with my dildo

*shiver*

mjrools23 · 10-23-2002, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty

Awww, how sweet.

did the pede shit on his belly?

RedShoe · 10-23-2002, 10:59 AM

I know the pedes can and do eat my babies, but I have always been and always will be, a RoachMan.

Sunshine McGillicutty · 10-23-2002, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Disturbing..

Are you one of those persons that trade screenshots
like this on public newsgroups?

chodadog · 10-23-2002, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

WHEE !!!

Without a doubt, you are the greatest artist on this board my friend.

multisexsite · 10-23-2002, 11:05 AM

Centipedes are painful as hell, I lived in Hawaii when my I was a kid, (dad was in the Navy) and I saw tons of them.. some were a foot and a half long.. scary looking.

RedShoe · 10-23-2002, 11:39 AM

INTERESTING ROACH FACTS:

1) Roaches bleed white blood
2) The world's largest roach is six inches long with a one-foot wingspan.
3) Tropical cockroaches are often brightly colored green, yellow, red.
4) There are some 5,000 species of cockroaches worldwide.
5) some female cockroaches mate once and are pregnant for the rest of their lives.
6) Roaches can go without eating for a month. Pull of it's head, and it will live until it eventually dies of starvation, and dehydration.
7) Roaches can swim and hold their breath for 40 minutes.
8) Next time you have to swallow cough syrup. You could be taking a dose of cockroaches instead! Processed cockroaches have been used to cure illnesses and physical disorders for centuries.
9) Adult males can squeeze into a space of 1.6 mm--or the size of a quarter.
10) Male roaches give sperm to femal roaches in a special protein package which she eats. Basically female roaches swallow.
11) Females can produce egg cases which can contain up to 64 embryos.

Amputate Your Head · 10-23-2002, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty

lol..... "Pimpin' Pede"...

eru · 10-23-2002, 01:03 PM

I'm dazed and confused.

Va2k · 10-23-2002, 01:10 PM

Holy fuck i got goose bumps that is some sick crap and yea im a wuss when it comes to bugs

pink_in_the_middle · 10-24-2002, 12:53 AM

Thats sick,scary and disturbing !!!!

pimplink · 10-24-2002, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

WHEE !!!

Did you design Apple's ad campaign? I recognize the craftsmanship.

10-23-2002, 02:50 AM	#1
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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Ok Amp.. here you go Why was the centipede late? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother! What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie talkie! What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A centipede with chilblains! What has 50 legs but cant walk? Half a centipede! What do you call a guard with 100 legs? A sentrypede! What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken? Enough drumsticks to feed an army! What did one centipede say to the other centipede? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....! Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team? He took too long to put his boots on! What is worse than an alligator with toothache? A centipede with athlete's foot! What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg!

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10-23-2002, 03:04 AM	#17
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Millipedes don't count..... they don't carry the pain-from-Hell poison that true centipedes do.... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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multisexsite Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 929	Centipedes are painful as hell, I lived in Hawaii when my I was a kid, (dad was in the Navy) and I saw tons of them.. some were a foot and a half long.. scary looking.

10-23-2002, 11:39 AM	#33
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	INTERESTING ROACH FACTS: 1) Roaches bleed white blood 2) The world's largest roach is six inches long with a one-foot wingspan. 3) Tropical cockroaches are often brightly colored green, yellow, red. 4) There are some 5,000 species of cockroaches worldwide. 5) some female cockroaches mate once and are pregnant for the rest of their lives. 6) Roaches can go without eating for a month. Pull of it's head, and it will live until it eventually dies of starvation, and dehydration. 7) Roaches can swim and hold their breath for 40 minutes. 8) Next time you have to swallow cough syrup. You could be taking a dose of cockroaches instead! Processed cockroaches have been used to cure illnesses and physical disorders for centuries. 9) Adult males can squeeze into a space of 1.6 mm--or the size of a quarter. 10) Male roaches give sperm to femal roaches in a special protein package which she eats. Basically female roaches swallow. 11) Females can produce egg cases which can contain up to 64 embryos. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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