I will be boxing John Wayne Bobbitt on August 14th. Any sponsors? - GoFuckYourself.com

thedoubles · 07-22-2008, 03:26 PM

Hi all.

On August 14th, in Atlantic City NJ, I am scheduled to box John Wayne Bobbitt (yes, the guy who got his penis cut off) in a celebrity boxing bout. The event will be streamed live on pay-per-view through gofightlive.com.

As Bobbitt has worked in porn, and I currently work for a porn company, it makes sense to me to appeal here for interested sponsors, as a lot of consumers will be watching this bout. Novelty manufacturers, DVD or online companies, or other consumer-driven companies would probably benefit most. But of course, you know your own product better than I.

The promoter is currently looking for sponsors for the event, either for the boxers themselves or the event itself (signs in the arena, announcements promoting your product, ads in the programs, booth at the event and press conference). There are several tiers of sponsorship for those who are interested. For the event, the least-expensive sponsorship is $1,000, going all the way up to $15,000. The fighters can be sponsored for as little as $500 (patch/logo/tattoo on fighter) . Please e-mail me for full details.

[email protected]

donkevlar · 07-22-2008, 03:33 PM

God bless America?

Manowar · 07-22-2008, 03:48 PM

any sites about it?

GrouchyAdmin · 07-22-2008, 03:49 PM

I'd make a joke about no dick vs no balls, but I don't feel I know you well enough to insult you. I must be getting old.

thedoubles · 07-22-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

any sites about it?

Not yet. However, there has been press coverage about it already.

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/colu...low_blows.html

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/.../taking-names/

If you e-mail me, I'll be able to provide you with plenty of contact info to answer any questions you have.

Laurel · 07-22-2008, 04:32 PM

Interesting....event. Of all the porn I've seen, I still haven't seen the Bobbitt movie.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-22-2008, 04:33 PM

One should not beat up eunich's and old men

What a horrible life. Being known as the man who's wife cut his dick off to the entire world.
Isnt that horrible enough, now he has to get ass beat by some young kid in a boxing ring.

CyberAgeGary · 07-22-2008, 04:41 PM

Oh I just heard some news about Lorena Sanchez, The wife of John that cut off his penis.. I heard that she died the other day...

She was just driving down the freeway and some dick cut her off!

Nicky · 07-22-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAgeGary

Oh I just heard some news about Lorena Sanchez, The wife of John that cut off his penis.. I heard that she died the other day...

She was just driving down the freeway and some dick cut her off!

hahaha

Nicky · 07-22-2008, 04:50 PM

You will be boxing three 1 minute rounds with big gloves and head-gear? Kinda spoiled the fun IMO

thedoubles · 07-22-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

You will be boxing three 1 minute rounds with big gloves and head-gear? Kinda spoiled the fun IMO

I'll only need the first round.

Chris · 07-22-2008, 05:22 PM

rofl i wonder how our penis pills will do if we sponsor

Nicky · 07-22-2008, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

rofl i wonder how our penis pills will do if we sponsor

Get a tat on Bobbitt for your penis pills LOL

Kudles · 07-22-2008, 06:14 PM

Well at least we don't have to worry about you hitting below the belt

thedoubles · 07-22-2008, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

rofl i wonder how our penis pills will do if we sponsor

That is a brilliant idea! I would love to set this up.

tony286 · 07-22-2008, 08:42 PM

i thought his 15 minutes were over.

seeric · 07-22-2008, 08:44 PM

DatingGold · 07-22-2008, 08:50 PM

i have no idea who you are

xxxdesign-net · 07-22-2008, 08:55 PM

i smell big success

dodger21 · 07-22-2008, 08:57 PM

you'll be boxing WHO?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-22-2008, 09:27 PM

To make it fair, you should have your penis cut off and reattached before the fight...

ADG

dav3 · 07-22-2008, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

rofl i wonder how our penis pills will do if we sponsor

ahhahahha

mikeyddddd · 07-23-2008, 12:41 AM

thedoubles · 07-23-2008, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

To make it fair, you should have your penis cut off and reattached before the fight...

ADG

Maybe not that, but I can make my penis disappear. I just need a willing assistant.

Daruma · 07-23-2008, 08:25 AM

Who are you?
Will you beat him?

Need to know your qualifications to make a better judgement on this.

thedoubles · 07-23-2008, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daruma

Who are you?
Will you beat him?

Need to know your qualifications to make a better judgement on this.

I will rock him. He's a broken, self-hating man who has been arrested for domestic abuse. That doesn't fly with me, and he's going to find that out pretty quickly.

As for who I am, I'm posting under a dupe for reasons of corporate nicety. This fight is something I'm working on as a side project, and I do not wish to ask for sponsorships while posting as an employee of the company I work for (though it's not too hard to figure out). But you probably don't know me anyway, so don't worry.

tranza · 07-23-2008, 11:17 AM

Good luck man!!!

HBKKH · 07-23-2008, 01:08 PM

hahaha....wicked

thedoubles · 07-23-2008, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Good luck man!!!

Thanks. Hopefully I won't need it, but he IS an ex-marine.

thedoubles · 07-24-2008, 06:41 AM

Bump for morning crew.

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