10 Facts About You That Most PPL Don't Know.. - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

StuartD · 07-31-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

I dont have any dirt on you Stuart

Damn, I'm getting to be too boring

kmanrox · 08-01-2008, 01:28 AM

cummon lurkers.. open up a little!

Jens Van Assterdam · 08-01-2008, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

cummon lurkers.. open up a little!

listen son, i told you when you get online you have to talk to me first! Iam your master! You mustn have god´s next to me!

CarlosTheGaucho · 08-01-2008, 05:44 AM

It's a very interesting thread lots of extremely interesting posts just it takes a whole lot of time to reply sensibly that I don't have now, keep it coming though!

kmanrox · 08-01-2008, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

It's a very interesting thread lots of extremely interesting posts just it takes a whole lot of time to reply sensibly that I don't have now, keep it coming though!

weak! let's hear it..

NY Jester · 08-01-2008, 09:33 AM

1. My first job was at Denny's and one night doing a late shift during summer vacation, my friend and I drank a case of beer from the cooler and didn't get fired or have to repay it because it would have technically been selling alcohol to a minor.

2. I tended bar for 10 years and made more money per week at age 18 than I do now.

3. Was a doorman/bouncer for 2 years and never had to break up a fight or throw anyone out.

4. The only sports I play are bar/drinking related: darts, pool, quarters..still a sport right?

5. Was married 5 years and my wife started moving out yesterday. So this time next year I should be fully divorced.

6. Went to school for business accounting.

7. Started in online adult after the xxx bookshop I managed was sold.

8. Can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue...and Im not gay

9. Sing Karaoke regularly even though I say Im not going to everytime I am at a bar with karaoke

10. I have never been west of Cleveland, Ohio

JA$ON · 08-01-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

5. I order pizza daily but i dont get fat

now........I hate u

MeganS · 08-01-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

I dont have any dirt on you Stuart

Something tells me you have some on me though LOL

xoxo,
Megan

O MARINA · 08-01-2008, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by NY Jester

8. Can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue...and Im not gay

teach me ! !

selena · 08-01-2008, 10:45 AM

1. I left home at 15, have lived in a car and an abandoned house.

2. Worked a couple of shifts per week in the same small town bar for years. Pull tabs were illegal then, and my personal record is selling 8 bags full of them on one 7 hour shift. Which is a hella lot. ;)

3. When I have to have blood tests done, I always like to watch how the blood fills up the little glass vial.

4. When we initially switched from a landline to vonage, it made me very uneasy. I couldn't shake the notion that we might really be in the Matrix, and that I'd need that landline someday. I've since switched us back. ;)

5. As a child of roughly 6-7, some weirdo stalker guy got kind of obsessed with me. He'd call my grandma's and my house, describing to them what I had on that day, etc. I wasn't really allowed to be outside by myself for a little while, and the cops were involved, but I don't remember much about my childhood, so that is all I know about it.

6. I have a fascination with vampires.

7. I am terrifed...and I mean *terrified* of lizards and snakes.

8. I want to be creamated when that time comes. It freaks me out to think about being buried.

9. I spent a short while working on a fishing boat.

10. My dream guy (outside of a Johnny Depp clone) is a left handed Italian with no chest hair who will eat his own cum.

Robbie · 08-01-2008, 10:53 AM

Damn Selena...I was kinda bored until I hit number 10 on your list. That came out of left field! LOL! You are a kinky, naughty girl!

O MARINA · 08-01-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by selena

10. My dream guy (outside of a Johnny Depp clone) is a left handed Italian with no chest hair who will eat his own cum.

great thread

selena · 08-01-2008, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Damn Selena...I was kinda bored until I hit number 10 on your list. That came out of left field! LOL! You are a kinky, naughty girl!

Trust me, I put the G rated version up for public consumption.

LauraLee · 08-01-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by selena

Trust me, I put the G rated version up for public consumption.

Hot damn, what would we have to do to get the rated R version?

The Holly-rollers wanna know.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-01-2008, 11:30 AM

1. I started in this industry at the age of 14, i'm 23 now.

2. I'm the only one in my immediate family, mother, father, 2 sisters, and me, to have gradiuated highschool, yet my oldest sister is going to school to be a nurse, and my other sister is going to school for cosmetology and counseling, and my mother is going to school for business yet i sit here all day long and make more then all 3 of them combined working a few hours a day.

3. My father died 3 years ago this last march, i didn't cry at his funneral, even though it crushed me to see him laying there in a coffin, and because of not crying at his funeral i get to enjoy crying atleast 3 times a week thinking about him and how much i miss him.

4. My father died of a massive heart attack 3 of his major arteries are were clogged, it scared the shit out of me because i'm bigger then he is 6'3 276lbs, so i started to lose weight and eat better.

5. My fathers little brother dying of the exact same thing as my father this past march at the age of 39 scared me even more to the point where i lost 40lbs in a few months, then my fathers 3rd sister (he was oldest male of 10) having emergency open heart surgery for the same thing both her brothers died of, made me think that no matter what i do, i'm destine to die like my father, before im 50, of heart problems so i kinda just gave up trying to change my health..

6. I have a daughter who will be 3 months old in 3 days... shes not my biological kid, shes actually the result of my girlfriend and a friend of mines 1 night stand that happened before i even knew either of them, and i love her just as if she was mine and nothing will change that.

7. I love my girlfriend more then anything in this world, they say guys think of sex every 3 seconds, not me... i think of my girlfriend every 3 seconds.

8. I taught myself php/mysql programming because when i started in this business i was to cheap and still am, to pay for anything, i'd rather do it all myself.

9. My family is the most fucked up i think i've ever seen, my oldest sister thinks her shit dont stink after she had a near brush with death when she decided to overdose on drugs, she also thought she would be a better mother to my other sisters 2 kids then her, so tried to get them taken away from her by DHS because she thought being the god mother of 1 of them, if they were taken away, she would get them.

10. I'm a huge mommas boy after my father died, nobody, and i mean, nobody will fuck with my mother if i have anything to do with it. Her last husband (she rushed into a marriage after my dad died in fear of being alone) tried to abuse her, and when me and his 19 year old son found out, we both beat the shit out of him.

Pleasurepays · 08-01-2008, 11:36 AM

1) I've been in this biz since early 98 and probably less than 20 people in this industry know who I am. I don't even tell people who i am at shows.

2) I was born in Alaska and grew up fishing in the Bering Sea

3) I ran away at 16 years old and never went back

4) I have seen more boats sink and more people drown and lost more friends than I can count

5) I once tackled a black bear on the side of a mountain while hunting. Ironically/luckily, it scared the shit out of the bear and it went up a tree. That tops my list of "why the fuck would you do something like that" stunts.

6) I speak Russian fluently

7) I got into this biz because of Kmans "best friend" - Kmans "best friend" cost me well over $150,000.00 (though it was not entirely his fault)

8) I have never stolen a single penny from anyone in this business

9) I was hit by a Ford 150 truck when i was 8 yrs old and ended up under the rear wheel with the truck parked on my stomach (perfectly missing my rib cage and pelvic bone), when he stopped and got out to see what happened... in spite of that, i was uninjured. Doctors refused to believe I wasn't hurt and medivacked me to another hospital.

10) I killed a 9 foot brown bear when I was 17, from a boat, by accident with a .22 magnum rifle from about 400 yards away causing a massive investigation by the Alaska Dept of Fish and Game/Federal Fish and Wildlife Dept and didn't get in trouble.

D-man · 08-01-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

I ripped this thread Idea from zombiegirl on another forum, but it's pretty cool so here we go....

it's more interesting if all of your answers are not smart-ass lolz

1) I was smarter than you before I started drug binging in highschool
2) (rochard inspired) I'm a former US Marine
3) I was the top scoring shooter in all of my platoons in the Marines
4) I was CyberErotica's 1st assistant webmaster, in 1996
5) My first site in 1996 was hosted on AOL, and I used advertisement banners I copied from PK because I thought being 'sponsored' meant you were bigtime (like pro athletes) and I didn't want my site to look amateur, duh
6) I started in porn because I love communication, and when I refreshed PK's page I saw the counter go up like crazy, i had to get me a platform like that!
7) I hosted the adult internet's 1st webmaster radio show, livexxxradio
8) I dated a pre-op tranny for 9 months
9) My best friend is That IEG Guy
10) For some reason, even though I shower and wash properly, my asscrack always smells like Indian curry, and I don't eat Indian food.

dude you could have at least said you ripped it off Industryoldschool

O MARINA · 08-01-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin

1. I started in this industry at the age of 14, i'm 23 now.

2. I'm the only one in my immediate family, mother, father, 2 sisters, and me, to have gradiuated highschool, yet my oldest sister is going to school to be a nurse, and my other sister is going to school for cosmetology and counseling, and my mother is going to school for business yet i sit here all day long and make more then all 3 of them combined working a few hours a day.

3. My father died 3 years ago this last march, i didn't cry at his funneral, even though it crushed me to see him laying there in a coffin, and because of not crying at his funeral i get to enjoy crying atleast 3 times a week thinking about him and how much i miss him.

4. My father died of a massive heart attack 3 of his major arteries are were clogged, it scared the shit out of me because i'm bigger then he is 6'3 276lbs, so i started to lose weight and eat better.

5. My fathers little brother dying of the exact same thing as my father this past march at the age of 39 scared me even more to the point where i lost 40lbs in a few months, then my fathers 3rd sister (he was oldest male of 10) having emergency open heart surgery for the same thing both her brothers died of, made me think that no matter what i do, i'm destine to die like my father, before im 50, of heart problems so i kinda just gave up trying to change my health..

6. I have a daughter who will be 3 months old in 3 days... shes not my biological kid, shes actually the result of my girlfriend and a friend of mines 1 night stand that happened before i even knew either of them, and i love her just as if she was mine and nothing will change that.

7. I love my girlfriend more then anything in this world, they say guys think of sex every 3 seconds, not me... i think of my girlfriend every 3 seconds.

8. I taught myself php/mysql programming because when i started in this business i was to cheap and still am, to pay for anything, i'd rather do it all myself.

9. My family is the most fucked up i think i've ever seen, my oldest sister thinks her shit dont stink after she had a near brush with death when she decided to overdose on drugs, she also thought she would be a better mother to my other sisters 2 kids then her, so tried to get them taken away from her by DHS because she thought being the god mother of 1 of them, if they were taken away, she would get them.

10. I'm a huge mommas boy after my father died, nobody, and i mean, nobody will fuck with my mother if i have anything to do with it. Her last husband (she rushed into a marriage after my dad died in fear of being alone) tried to abuse her, and when me and his 19 year old son found out, we both beat the shit out of him.

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

1) I've been in this biz since early 98 and probably less than 20 people in this industry know who I am. I don't even tell people who i am at shows.

2) I was born in Alaska and grew up fishing in the Bering Sea

3) I ran away at 16 years old and never went back

4) I have seen more boats sink and more people drown and lost more friends than I can count

5) I once tackled a black bear on the side of a mountain while hunting. Ironically/luckily, it scared the shit out of the bear and it went up a tree. That tops my list of "why the fuck would you do something like that" stunts.

6) I speak Russian fluently

7) I got into this biz because of Kmans "best friend" - Kmans "best friend" cost me well over $150,000.00 (though it was not entirely his fault)

8) I have never stolen a single penny from anyone in this business

9) I was hit by a Ford 150 truck when i was 8 yrs old and ended up under the rear wheel with the truck parked on my stomach (perfectly missing my rib cage and pelvic bone), when he stopped and got out to see what happened... in spite of that, i was uninjured. Doctors refused to believe I wasn't hurt and medivacked me to another hospital.

10) I killed a 9 foot brown bear when I was 17, from a boat, by accident with a .22 magnum rifle from about 400 yards away causing a massive investigation by the Alaska Dept of Fish and Game/Federal Fish and Wildlife Dept and didn't get in trouble.

wow some interesting replies

The Judge · 08-01-2008, 11:59 AM

i'm just a little girl

Missy · 08-01-2008, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SWorldMegan

6. I collect miniature condiments ? you know like the ones that come with your room service. I have NO idea why I do. I just hide them in a cupboard in my house .. they aren?t on display or anything...

OMG! That's too funny! My husband does the same thing... I am SO glad to hear that he's not alone in this strange compulsion

LauraLee · 08-01-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

wow some interesting replies

Pleasurepays had you at "I speak Russian fluently".

fallenmuffin · 08-01-2008, 12:16 PM

Was I the only person to use the list feature? Oy.

cyberpunk · 08-01-2008, 12:35 PM

#8 I know I know.. pick me pick me

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Originally Posted by Headless

hahahhah great thread....

1. I started in this biz when I was 18, with 100 bucks.

2. I got kicked out of a casino when I was 19 during a convention in new orleans

3. I work at netpond as the 'members president' went on later to host popular radio show on netpond radio which during its highest rated show had over 400 webmasters in 2 irc rooms whie being simucasted across multiple webmastster radio shows.

4. Who would of thought I could actually spell n write? Netpond did and I was the assistant chronicles edititor un jaYMan the then current chronicles edititor..

5. In my best year I went fishing over 265 times.

6. I ran a top 10 free host with over 1.5 million hits per day..

7. my wife is my high school sweet heart

8. What did sykkboy do too Timbos shampoo again?

9. I'm really a nice guy. Gfy is all an act. hhahahahahahahaa

10. I have a fear of heights and dying.

fuzzylogic · 08-01-2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

1

I spent a month and a half exploring Superstitious mountain Arizona with 4 friends in search of The Lost Dutchman Mines.

2

I spent several days tripping my socks off on Peyote buttons while bareback on a horse up a mountain in Bakersfield, CA

3

The friends I had in Hollywood, CA were more true friends than the ones I grew up with

4

I spent several days fucking my bosses girlfriend only to discover she was cheating on her husband with my boss. Yep, the husband came home unexpectedly.

5

My Ex wife was a stripper

6

I fucked a girl on a gravestone in Forest Lawn, Hollywood in broad daylight.

7

I was a top honor student all throughout college

8

I was a bicycle messenger for 6 years

9

I smoked a joint with Helloween drummer Ingo Switzenberg back in the 80s

10

I haven't used drugs in 17 years now and haven't drank alchohol in 6 years.

you really live in barrow, ak??? wtf man

what did you learn about yourself during #2?

fuzzylogic · 08-01-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NY Jester

10. I have never been west of Cleveland, Ohio

thats not cool. i strongly suggested taking a road trip to LA or Seattle. Dont live in the dark.. i mean overcast rainy skies.

D-man · 08-01-2008, 12:44 PM

1) My oldest son is older then my wife! He calls her Mom.
2) I have 3 kids by 3 different mothers!
3) Fullfilled lifelong dream to have had sex with a Playmate - Miss March 1973 Bonnie Large! (she was a nut job)
4) I used to manage rock bands and was a big booking agent in the Mid Atlantic Area
5) I ran Don Dokkens recording studio - and have met 100's of rock stars -
6) My favorite food is Maryland Crabs - Second are White House subs from Atlantic City!
7) I was not born in any of the 50 US states but I was born in the United States!
8) When I was 12 I was an Alter Boy!
9) When I met my wife she was a stripper!
10) I has Attention Defict Disorder as a child and they fed me Dexadrine to calm me down!

CarlosTheGaucho · 08-01-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

1. Was a standup comic in the 90's.I was the house mc for a comedy club in upstate NY.My first night ever I opened for Brian Reagan, I also opened for Ray Romano and Martin Lawrence. If they had paxil back then, I would probably been doing that for a living.

2. Went to a middle school where I had two hours of drama a day. Was invited to audition for the school of performing arts in NYC. My parents didn't let me because they thought I was too young to go to school in NYC and my father didn't see acting as a real profession.

3. Produced demos for songs to be sold by a management company,the biggest was for famous music.
4. Sang in a bar band
5. If you watch Carlin at Carnegie hall, you will see a much thinner me laughing with a beige members only jacket on.
6. my first adult job was at 20 as a bouncer.
7. I ran a jack shack and a pro dungeon
8. my first job was at 12 working at hot bagels and donuts
9. When I worked as a service advisor for Jaguar,me and my partner were rated number 2 for customer satisfaction in the country.
10. Working for myself is the longest Ive ever been at one job.

That's one hell of a cosmopolitan history, I sure do admire the stand up comedianship, must be pretty tough.

kmanrox · 08-01-2008, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by D-man

dude you could have at least said you ripped it off Industryoldschool

mmm i would have, cept every time anyone else uses another board name here they get deleted or banned

uno · 08-01-2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy

OMG! That's too funny! My husband does the same thing... I am SO glad to hear that he's not alone in this strange compulsion

I do that too. My gf rips on me for it and will throw most of it out when i'm not home.

kmanrox · 08-01-2008, 01:06 PM

Ios Ios Ios Ios Ios

Missy · 08-01-2008, 01:06 PM

I'm noticing a lot of people came into this business from the music world. Interesting correlation.

D-man · 08-01-2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

Ios Ios Ios Ios Ios

ha ha ha

- you do rock

CarlosTheGaucho · 08-01-2008, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

weak! let's hear it..

I am actually in already, I guess I could put in wilder things if I read it that once again now..

CarlosTheGaucho · 08-01-2008, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

weak! let's hear it..

double post..meant that rather with regards to the others deserving a kudos or more remarks..

Tom_PM · 08-01-2008, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by D-man

1) My oldest son is older then my wife! He calls her Mom.
2) I have 3 kids by 3 different mothers!
3) Fullfilled lifelong dream to have had sex with a Playmate - Miss March 1973 Bonnie Large! (she was a nut job)
4) I used to manage rock bands and was a big booking agent in the Mid Atlantic Area
5) I ran Don Dokkens recording studio - and have met 100's of rock stars -
6) My favorite food is Maryland Crabs - Second are White House subs from Atlantic City!
7) I was not born in any of the 50 US states but I was born in the United States!
8) When I was 12 I was an Alter Boy!
9) When I met my wife she was a stripper!
10) I has Attention Defict Disorder as a child and they fed me Dexadrine to calm me down!

Cool man, I had Dokkens first recordings on their own label, or pre-signed anyway whatever ya call it.

You were born on a military base in Germany or somewhere is my guess?

I've spewed so much crap already, there arent 10 remaining secrets to post.

michaelsb · 08-01-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy

I'm noticing a lot of people came into this business from the music world. Interesting correlation.

I was noticing that as well. Not a big jump to go from music biz to adult biz.

D-man · 08-01-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Cool man, I had Dokkens first recordings on their own label, or pre-signed anyway whatever ya call it.

You were born on a military base in Germany or somewhere is my guess?

I've spewed so much crap already, there arent 10 remaining secrets to post.

rokken with dokken -

No I was born here - Clue: whats the one place thats not a state but here in the US

LauraLee · 08-01-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

You were born on a military base in Germany or somewhere is my guess?

I am guessing Puerto Rico.

Tom_PM · 08-01-2008, 01:40 PM

Ah if you mean on the mainland continent, then it's gotta be DC I think.

MeganS · 08-01-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy

OMG! That's too funny! My husband does the same thing... I am SO glad to hear that he's not alone in this strange compulsion

Well at least i am not the only crazy that does that!!!!! Bahhhhahhhahahah!

xoxo,
Megan

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-01-2008, 02:30 PM

1. i love scary movies but am terrified of the dark
2. have a very high pain tolerance, equally low emotional one
3. have stolen cars for joy ride purposes only
4. my background is in medicine, it's what i went to college for
5. can never have just one drink
6. speed metal is my fave but not many around me like it so i listen alone
7. always wish i could be someone else
8. only fallen in love once
9. i'm like Snow White with animals
10. extremely loyal, would bury a body for close friends or fam without batting an eyelash.

D-man · 08-01-2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Ah if you mean on the mainland continent, then it's gotta be DC I think.

Ding we have a winner! - yup it was DC - back then there were few DC hospitals - like now you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one - it was the Columbia Womans Hospital at the time, it's changed names since but still there - all my sisters were born there as well

CarlosTheGaucho · 08-01-2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

1. i love scary movies but am terrified of the dark
2. have a very high pain tolerance, equally low emotional one
3. have stolen cars for joy ride purposes only
4. my background is in medicine, it's what i went to college for
5. can never have just one drink
6. speed metal is my fave but not many around me like it so i listen alone
7. always wish i could be someone else
8. only fallen in love once
9. i'm like Snow White with animals
10. extremely loyal, would bury a body for close friends or fam without batting an eyelash.

That's a great composition

Missy · 08-01-2008, 03:29 PM

I'll give it a stab. The people who know me best often say I'm the weirdest person they know, but I seem to have a hard time coming up with much out of the ordinary when I think of me

1. I once died in my sleep in an elevator accident and have been terrified of elevators ever since.
2. I am the only female in my family who has never attended college, but still the only one who has ever had a real job.
3. I rescue insects on a daily basis. I even going so far as to "unstick" their wings after pulling them from the pool, or painstakingly pluck the spider webs wrapped around their little bodies, using needle-nose tweezers and a thumb tac.
4. I can't cook to save my life... not even something as simple as pancakes.
5. I'm addicted to plucking. It's like a form of meditation to me. Sometimes I even let my leg hairs grow out just so I can pluck them out one by one.
6. I was a twin. Unfortunately, my other half didn't make it to full term.
7. I refuse to eat any animal that even remotely resembles it's being while it was still alive (ie: shrimp, lobster, whole chickens, etc.)
8. I sometimes predict things in my dreams that end up happening in real life. (Thus the reason for my fear of elevators since my dream.)
9. I'm often accused of having OCD because of my closet. I'm far from organized in my everyday life, but every piece of clothing in my closet is categorized by type (ie: tanktop, short-sleeve, long-sleeve, button-up, high collar, etc) and each category is then arranged by color - light to dark, pattern type and fabric type. Even as a child, I could tell when one of my sisters had been snooping through my closet if one shirt was out of place.
10. When I die, I plan to be made into jerky and served to the attendants of my wake.

kmanrox · 08-01-2008, 03:33 PM

im now missy's biggest fan!

Missy · 08-01-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

im now missy's biggest fan!

haha... Why's that? Like jerky, do you?

mrkris · 08-01-2008, 03:52 PM

I'll bite:

1. I had an internship with a known comic book company in high school for drawing.
2. I used to be an avid paintball player until my boss lost the field to a coke addiction.
3. I used to be a pentester before I got into web development. (Network/Server security auditing)
4. I cheated off JD in highschool regularly.
5. People wouldn't dare break into my house because all my neighbors are russians.
6. I've used more operating systems than most people here have probably even heard of (except Grouchy, because he is a maniac).
7. I buy computer hardware like candy.
8. My dad introduced me to porn as a child by giving me a bunch of pornos
9. I go shark fishing every year.
10. I can probably eat more than most people here and not gain weight.

PersianKitty · 08-01-2008, 04:11 PM

In no particular order..

1. I grew up as a military brat. I attended 13 different schools by the time I hit 8th grade.
2. I have a degree in Accounting with minors in Computer Science and Economics.
3. I live in a single wide mobile home for 12 years.. moved from 900 sq feet and a metal roof to 4500 sq feet and a water/mountain view in a matter of months.
4. I've had dinner sitting at a table next to Bill Gates twice and he actually knows PersianKitty.com and remembered the second time.
5. I dated a NBA center (retired now) for 6 months.
6. I have seven tattoos including one of my kitty logo.
7. I have two sons ages 24 and 21, a 23 year old daughter in law that most think is my daughter and a 4 month old granddaughter.
8. I have season tickets in the Seattle Mariners Diamond Club right behind Jeff Raikes who now heads the Gates Foundation (can I borrow some money).
9. I have 7 cats, 1 dog, 1 bird, and there are 5 bearded dragons, a snake, and 3 geckos in my basement.
10. I almost ran over one of the top country recording artists with my car.

halfpint · 08-01-2008, 04:12 PM

1. I lived my younger days over in South Africa

2. Worked on the building sites with my dad when I left school

3. Did magic shows for kids partys for 2 years and also worked in a circus wearing a gorilla suit and had to run around the ring like an idiot

4. I am the only guy out of all of my biker freinds who has fallen of a trike

5. I lost my house, car and everything else we had because I was a fucking idiot with credit and lost a well paid job

6. I have lived with my wife for over 25 years (I think) and have never got married

7. I hardley ever drink alcohol any more

8. I have not smoked pot or done any other drugs for around 11 years now

9. I started in adult just over a year ago and my first adult site was a sex toy shop and my first mainstream site was a ringtone site

10. The worse and most regretable thing I have ever done was crack my older brothers head open when he pissed me off

selena · 08-01-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

The Holly-rollers wanna know.

I'll be glad to fill my fellow Holly-rollers in.

Just as soon as you sign an NDA.

08-01-2008, 01:28 AM	#52
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08-01-2008, 05:44 AM	#54
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08-01-2008, 09:33 AM	#56
NY Jester Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York State Posts: 1,347	1. My first job was at Denny's and one night doing a late shift during summer vacation, my friend and I drank a case of beer from the cooler and didn't get fired or have to repay it because it would have technically been selling alcohol to a minor. 2. I tended bar for 10 years and made more money per week at age 18 than I do now. 3. Was a doorman/bouncer for 2 years and never had to break up a fight or throw anyone out. 4. The only sports I play are bar/drinking related: darts, pool, quarters..still a sport right? 5. Was married 5 years and my wife started moving out yesterday. So this time next year I should be fully divorced. 6. Went to school for business accounting. 7. Started in online adult after the xxx bookshop I managed was sold. 8. Can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue...and Im not gay 9. Sing Karaoke regularly even though I say Im not going to everytime I am at a bar with karaoke 10. I have never been west of Cleveland, Ohio __________________ Jester X Web Services ICQ: 147 079 406 MadCatLinks.com

08-01-2008, 10:45 AM	#60
selena Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On The Edge Posts: 7,994	1. I left home at 15, have lived in a car and an abandoned house. 2. Worked a couple of shifts per week in the same small town bar for years. Pull tabs were illegal then, and my personal record is selling 8 bags full of them on one 7 hour shift. Which is a hella lot. ;) 3. When I have to have blood tests done, I always like to watch how the blood fills up the little glass vial. 4. When we initially switched from a landline to vonage, it made me very uneasy. I couldn't shake the notion that we might really be in the Matrix, and that I'd need that landline someday. I've since switched us back. ;) 5. As a child of roughly 6-7, some weirdo stalker guy got kind of obsessed with me. He'd call my grandma's and my house, describing to them what I had on that day, etc. I wasn't really allowed to be outside by myself for a little while, and the cops were involved, but I don't remember much about my childhood, so that is all I know about it. 6. I have a fascination with vampires. 7. I am terrifed...and I mean terrified of lizards and snakes. 8. I want to be creamated when that time comes. It freaks me out to think about being buried. 9. I spent a short while working on a fishing boat. 10. My dream guy (outside of a Johnny Depp clone) is a left handed Italian with no chest hair who will eat his own cum. __________________ ~ Doer of Things at MetArtMoney Where Flawless Beauty Meets Art ~The MetArt Network ~ selena.delgado9

08-01-2008, 10:53 AM	#61
Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,959	Damn Selena...I was kinda bored until I hit number 10 on your list. That came out of left field! LOL! You are a kinky, naughty girl! __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

08-01-2008, 11:30 AM	#65
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	1. I started in this industry at the age of 14, i'm 23 now. 2. I'm the only one in my immediate family, mother, father, 2 sisters, and me, to have gradiuated highschool, yet my oldest sister is going to school to be a nurse, and my other sister is going to school for cosmetology and counseling, and my mother is going to school for business yet i sit here all day long and make more then all 3 of them combined working a few hours a day. 3. My father died 3 years ago this last march, i didn't cry at his funneral, even though it crushed me to see him laying there in a coffin, and because of not crying at his funeral i get to enjoy crying atleast 3 times a week thinking about him and how much i miss him. 4. My father died of a massive heart attack 3 of his major arteries are were clogged, it scared the shit out of me because i'm bigger then he is 6'3 276lbs, so i started to lose weight and eat better. 5. My fathers little brother dying of the exact same thing as my father this past march at the age of 39 scared me even more to the point where i lost 40lbs in a few months, then my fathers 3rd sister (he was oldest male of 10) having emergency open heart surgery for the same thing both her brothers died of, made me think that no matter what i do, i'm destine to die like my father, before im 50, of heart problems so i kinda just gave up trying to change my health.. 6. I have a daughter who will be 3 months old in 3 days... shes not my biological kid, shes actually the result of my girlfriend and a friend of mines 1 night stand that happened before i even knew either of them, and i love her just as if she was mine and nothing will change that. 7. I love my girlfriend more then anything in this world, they say guys think of sex every 3 seconds, not me... i think of my girlfriend every 3 seconds. 8. I taught myself php/mysql programming because when i started in this business i was to cheap and still am, to pay for anything, i'd rather do it all myself. 9. My family is the most fucked up i think i've ever seen, my oldest sister thinks her shit dont stink after she had a near brush with death when she decided to overdose on drugs, she also thought she would be a better mother to my other sisters 2 kids then her, so tried to get them taken away from her by DHS because she thought being the god mother of 1 of them, if they were taken away, she would get them. 10. I'm a huge mommas boy after my father died, nobody, and i mean, nobody will fuck with my mother if i have anything to do with it. Her last husband (she rushed into a marriage after my dad died in fear of being alone) tried to abuse her, and when me and his 19 year old son found out, we both beat the shit out of him.

08-01-2008, 11:36 AM	#66
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	1) I've been in this biz since early 98 and probably less than 20 people in this industry know who I am. I don't even tell people who i am at shows. 2) I was born in Alaska and grew up fishing in the Bering Sea 3) I ran away at 16 years old and never went back 4) I have seen more boats sink and more people drown and lost more friends than I can count 5) I once tackled a black bear on the side of a mountain while hunting. Ironically/luckily, it scared the shit out of the bear and it went up a tree. That tops my list of "why the fuck would you do something like that" stunts. 6) I speak Russian fluently 7) I got into this biz because of Kmans "best friend" - Kmans "best friend" cost me well over $150,000.00 (though it was not entirely his fault) 8) I have never stolen a single penny from anyone in this business 9) I was hit by a Ford 150 truck when i was 8 yrs old and ended up under the rear wheel with the truck parked on my stomach (perfectly missing my rib cage and pelvic bone), when he stopped and got out to see what happened... in spite of that, i was uninjured. Doctors refused to believe I wasn't hurt and medivacked me to another hospital. 10) I killed a 9 foot brown bear when I was 17, from a boat, by accident with a .22 magnum rifle from about 400 yards away causing a massive investigation by the Alaska Dept of Fish and Game/Federal Fish and Wildlife Dept and didn't get in trouble.

08-01-2008, 11:59 AM	#69
The Judge Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 1,647	i'm just a little girl __________________

08-01-2008, 12:16 PM	#72
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08-01-2008, 12:44 PM	#76
D-man Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Respect the join date noob! Posts: 1,291	1) My oldest son is older then my wife! He calls her Mom. 2) I have 3 kids by 3 different mothers! 3) Fullfilled lifelong dream to have had sex with a Playmate - Miss March 1973 Bonnie Large! (she was a nut job) 4) I used to manage rock bands and was a big booking agent in the Mid Atlantic Area 5) I ran Don Dokkens recording studio - and have met 100's of rock stars - 6) My favorite food is Maryland Crabs - Second are White House subs from Atlantic City! 7) I was not born in any of the 50 US states but I was born in the United States! 8) When I was 12 I was an Alter Boy! 9) When I met my wife she was a stripper! 10) I has Attention Defict Disorder as a child and they fed me Dexadrine to calm me down!

08-01-2008, 01:06 PM	#80
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08-01-2008, 01:06 PM	#81
Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	I'm noticing a lot of people came into this business from the music world. Interesting correlation. __________________ See what's new at FLASHCA$H Missy - Brian's Sidekick ICQ: 78989718

08-01-2008, 01:40 PM	#89
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Ah if you mean on the mainland continent, then it's gotta be DC I think. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

08-01-2008, 02:30 PM	#91
Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	1. i love scary movies but am terrified of the dark 2. have a very high pain tolerance, equally low emotional one 3. have stolen cars for joy ride purposes only 4. my background is in medicine, it's what i went to college for 5. can never have just one drink 6. speed metal is my fave but not many around me like it so i listen alone 7. always wish i could be someone else 8. only fallen in love once 9. i'm like Snow White with animals 10. extremely loyal, would bury a body for close friends or fam without batting an eyelash. __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

08-01-2008, 03:29 PM	#94
Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	I'll give it a stab. The people who know me best often say I'm the weirdest person they know, but I seem to have a hard time coming up with much out of the ordinary when I think of me 1. I once died in my sleep in an elevator accident and have been terrified of elevators ever since. 2. I am the only female in my family who has never attended college, but still the only one who has ever had a real job. 3. I rescue insects on a daily basis. I even going so far as to "unstick" their wings after pulling them from the pool, or painstakingly pluck the spider webs wrapped around their little bodies, using needle-nose tweezers and a thumb tac. 4. I can't cook to save my life... not even something as simple as pancakes. 5. I'm addicted to plucking. It's like a form of meditation to me. Sometimes I even let my leg hairs grow out just so I can pluck them out one by one. 6. I was a twin. Unfortunately, my other half didn't make it to full term. 7. I refuse to eat any animal that even remotely resembles it's being while it was still alive (ie: shrimp, lobster, whole chickens, etc.) 8. I sometimes predict things in my dreams that end up happening in real life. (Thus the reason for my fear of elevators since my dream.) 9. I'm often accused of having OCD because of my closet. I'm far from organized in my everyday life, but every piece of clothing in my closet is categorized by type (ie: tanktop, short-sleeve, long-sleeve, button-up, high collar, etc) and each category is then arranged by color - light to dark, pattern type and fabric type. Even as a child, I could tell when one of my sisters had been snooping through my closet if one shirt was out of place. 10. When I die, I plan to be made into jerky and served to the attendants of my wake. __________________ See what's new at FLASHCA$H Missy - Brian's Sidekick ICQ: 78989718

08-01-2008, 03:33 PM	#95
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08-01-2008, 03:52 PM	#97
mrkris Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 2,737	I'll bite: 1. I had an internship with a known comic book company in high school for drawing. 2. I used to be an avid paintball player until my boss lost the field to a coke addiction. 3. I used to be a pentester before I got into web development. (Network/Server security auditing) 4. I cheated off JD in highschool regularly. 5. People wouldn't dare break into my house because all my neighbors are russians. 6. I've used more operating systems than most people here have probably even heard of (except Grouchy, because he is a maniac). 7. I buy computer hardware like candy. 8. My dad introduced me to porn as a child by giving me a bunch of pornos 9. I go shark fishing every year. 10. I can probably eat more than most people here and not gain weight. __________________ PHP-MySQL-Rails \| ICQ: 342500546

08-01-2008, 04:11 PM	#98
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	In no particular order.. 1. I grew up as a military brat. I attended 13 different schools by the time I hit 8th grade. 2. I have a degree in Accounting with minors in Computer Science and Economics. 3. I live in a single wide mobile home for 12 years.. moved from 900 sq feet and a metal roof to 4500 sq feet and a water/mountain view in a matter of months. 4. I've had dinner sitting at a table next to Bill Gates twice and he actually knows PersianKitty.com and remembered the second time. 5. I dated a NBA center (retired now) for 6 months. 6. I have seven tattoos including one of my kitty logo. 7. I have two sons ages 24 and 21, a 23 year old daughter in law that most think is my daughter and a 4 month old granddaughter. 8. I have season tickets in the Seattle Mariners Diamond Club right behind Jeff Raikes who now heads the Gates Foundation (can I borrow some money). 9. I have 7 cats, 1 dog, 1 bird, and there are 5 bearded dragons, a snake, and 3 geckos in my basement. 10. I almost ran over one of the top country recording artists with my car. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

08-01-2008, 04:12 PM	#99
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	1. I lived my younger days over in South Africa 2. Worked on the building sites with my dad when I left school 3. Did magic shows for kids partys for 2 years and also worked in a circus wearing a gorilla suit and had to run around the ring like an idiot 4. I am the only guy out of all of my biker freinds who has fallen of a trike 5. I lost my house, car and everything else we had because I was a fucking idiot with credit and lost a well paid job 6. I have lived with my wife for over 25 years (I think) and have never got married 7. I hardley ever drink alcohol any more 8. I have not smoked pot or done any other drugs for around 11 years now 9. I started in adult just over a year ago and my first adult site was a sex toy shop and my first mainstream site was a ringtone site 10. The worse and most regretable thing I have ever done was crack my older brothers head open when he pissed me off __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net